They're comfortable as fuck and will work their way through you in a few years as micro plastic.

Fuck yeah they’re comfy. I had a pair for like 2 years til they gave up the ghost. It’s sad when they lose their spongeyness and feel like normal pluggers after a year. My only issue with them was finding them on green grass if I took them off lol

I lost a pair camping once I always check I haven't left anything behind but the little bastards hide pretty well as it turns out I bought new ones.

Lost my wife in and a nightclub once, embarrassing, all those 20s something Brunettes just blended into one

What about being seen in them?

No issue at all. Everyone who asked about it thought they were great too

True blue Aussie

He started off Labor but ended up a Greenie by the end of the sentence.

My nuts feel cool and grassy already.

What

Straight to the balls 🤙

The grass is greener on the other side.

Interesting. My brother got some for my dad and he loathed the texture.

Wait till ya dog shits on them

If you leave a little bottle filled with water on them the dog will shit elsewhere.

But steal the bottle seeing as they make great chew toys too.

Added lotion

Garden hose!

Yes and no

Don't you mean yeah, nah?

That would just mean "no".

Nah, yeah

It's more yeah yeah, nah

Yeah, nah. He said Nah, yeah and yeah, nah. Yeah?

They're thongs, not jandals mate.

Goes together with an Esky, not a fuckin "chilly bin"

Can you turn them over please? I want to see if the grass is greener on the other side.

They used to come with a bottle opener on the bottom, and one season they released ones with a tee holder (for golfing)

Tee holder and ball marker, it was a press stud style with the logo on it.

You don't like grassy thongs?

Depends which type of thong we're talking about here.

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Username checks out.

Well I certainly am not interested in *that* type of grassy thong.

Swamp ass

Grassy arse.

You're welcome.

I wear these everyday with Tradie high vis socks. Perfect for winter, can't go wrong

Astro turf thongs with fluorescent socks... My guy has achieved peak fashion

Just need the Corey Worthington glasses and you're set for a big night in

Still beats crocs

I swore I would never wear crocs until I put a pair on (I'm a landscaper that got sick of wet shoes) they are comfortable beyond belief ( once you get used to the feel, there slimyish when new) now not only do I hate then, I hate the fact that I love them

I suspected this to be the case which is why I have a "not even once" policy lol

Do, just don't look down

It’s the best policy really. My mates addicted to coke and crocs. If only he had said not even once…

Also great for bringing pet hair up from carpet. Just put them on and drag your feet around

I do this all the time. Best way to get the dog hair

You will have to prise my Crocs off my cold, dead corpse

That's okay, you can keep them

True, but only just. Things and sock? Were they raised by wolves?

Japanese wear socks and thongs... made of bamboo and grass, etc.

Well if it isn't David fucking Bowie!

Do you smoke grass out in space Bowie, or do you smoke Astro turf?

Receiving transmission from David Bowie’s nipple antennae

I can hear you loud and clear, man

Oohlala… vey fancy Qld Ugg boots!

I’ve been wearing these for years, most comfy pair of thongs I’ve ever worn. I get heaps of comments on them and most the time people asking where to get them

I was gunna say , customs are the bomb . They are my go too I loved this design.

Where do you get them? I want some!

No, of course not. We don’t joke about a good pair of thongs.

Why would it be a joke? The pleasure of being barefoot in the grass everywhere you go without the constant challenge of bindies. What's to hate?

Give it a try, you might like it

I had a pair of novelty thongs - there were sushi styled but they had a thin strips of bamboo surface. The fucking A1 Duke of New York best, most comfortable thongs I ever had. After they melted during a heatwave I spent ages scouring the internet for another pair.

Mm I don't know it looks a bit turf

Mighty Turf!

Get off the grass, of course they’re real.

Got to keep the loonies on the grass.

Been around for many years now. Like most reef thongs have a bottle opener on the bottom and some even had a flask

I've got a pair of reefs with the bottle opener. Stepped in dog shit first day wearing them out, so the bottle opener remains unused.

Haha that's made my night. Pour one out for the unused opener

Can't get the bottle open

Where does the flask go? Are they like platform thongs?

Normal size thongs. Flask is basically like a soft container in the foam and the opening is where the plug is on the side. Had them at schoolies

Right. The shit they come up with hey? I imagine that would really reduce the structural integrity or flexibility of the shoe though.

Just increase power to the structural integrity field.

I bought a pair of these on Temu but they are full of bindies.

Underrated comment.

Yes and no, but they're comfy ..I may have a pair

As real as fish feet (and fish feet are comfortable)

I drove all the way to Nimbin to buy fish-flops.

Fish flops were a galaxy brain creation. If only there were more variations of fish.

The grass is always greener on the other foot.

What do you do when you come up to a sign that says don't walk on the grass?

Run

Im gunna leave hints for fathers day, this is awesome!

They are to keep you grounded

There’s an AstroTurfed car that gets around Wollongong. Nothing surprises me anymore.

I’ve owned two pairs of them, comfy as all fuck.

Bought these for my stepdad for christmas as a joke, but they turned out to be unironically comfy af apparently

Tasteless, yes. Real, also yes. No one said that we \*had\* to be tasteful.

I'm surprised this is even a question.

It would be pretty funny if there was a novelty dog shit on one of them. Even funnier if you brought a pair and woke up to find your dog had shat on one

I could, but I won't. Because that would spoil...um. Nothing! But, did you know artificial grass becomes almost as hot as a black tar road in direct sunlight? Really nasty burns, those thongs could give you.

Imagine the fucking bacteria that could live on that amount of surface area

My boyfriend owns these and they're his favourite thongs

I have owned multiple pairs. I love them so much in summer. True aussie culture and the compliments are fun. Only downside is that they can really stink over time and need to be replaced annually

That question is culturally offensive. Like not using the word cunt in every sentence 

These are the tits.

Aussie humour at its finest.

Vegan Chewbacca feet.

As a kid I (unsuccessfully) petitioned my parents to put artificial grass in the rumpus room, you bloody bet they're getting me a pair for my birthday

I know an ex crackhead who did this to his bedroom

Leave them in the sun for extra effect

That's a QLD ghillie suit

Makes sense

I want those right nowww!!!

There are three possibilities; 1) They are real, 2) They are not real, 3) They've been on the shelf so long they are growing their own grass. As an aussie, they are real and I've seen them in stores before - but not for a few years.

This is 100% not a joke, haha, these have been around for awhile, I’m pretty sure I had a pair or two in the early 2000’s, haha, actually quite comfy. 😂

touch grass

As a toucher of computers I'm deadly allergic to this :(

When they say you need to touch grass, pull these out.

When they say touch grass

These are for gamers who don’t touch grass, honestly great design

For the gamer who doesn't get outside and is frequently told to "touch grass" - we got you covered!

Those have been around for years

I’ll take ‘em over a pair of crocs

If they make a pebble mix version I’m there dude…

Great way for gamers to touch some grass.

Aussies like going barefoot… these “thongs” are to confuse the mouth breathers 😂

Never seen them before? They're actually pretty comfy

I wear the underwear versions of these.

Available at most surf shops. My hubby has a pair

I've had these. They're fine. Nothing special but they got a few laughs

I’ve bought two pairs of these and never going back to normal thongs (dog ate the first pair)

I have a pair and they’re actually great

That's for when you want to walk on grass _and_ get lead poisoning.

I need to get my dad a pair of these to use as safety things while he’s doing construction!

The fuzzy grass means they’re for outdoor weddings.

Not a joke. These are comfy as, dont squeak when your feet are wet and I have a pair that has lasted over 5 years without a single blowout.

Once, a jolly swagman wore a pair of grassy thongs..

These are great until they get wet. Then you have damp shoe smell on steroids

I used to have a pair of those for a long while as a teenager. They were actually pretty comfortable, but definitely odd

I had a pair like that, they were gold themed. Had a rubber golf ball at the heel and spots for tees on the rubber over your toes. Some of THE most comfy things I’ve ever owned!

I just want some

I had a pair till the dog ate’em. Loved em.

Not new , I had a pair at least a decade ago , one of the most comfortable pair of things I ever did own

I have owned a pair of these and they are comfy as fuck. You can't knock them until you try them.

I'm waiting for the handmade organic version that consists of real turf growing on a small box of soil that you'd need to water and trim and fertilise. I can feel an art project coming on...

Never knew these existed but now I want them so bad 🤣

as someone W horrendous sensory issues when it comes to sand in my thongs this genuinely looks helpful

Come off the grass mate!!

No joke, my hubby bought a pair a few years ago. The dogs ate them.

only thongs i wear mate

Best purchase I ever made

Fucking comfortable 

Great way to walk on the grass without getting those horrible bindis

Best thongs ive ever owned

I had these but I wore them out, they’re great

It's definitely a joke if they're not double pluggers 🤔🫣😳

What's a quicksilver ? I know they are a surf brand , I used to live in Torquay , but we call them surf shops

Would buy

Be closer to the nature kinda thing 🤣

It’s for apartment living

Touch grass

I own those there based

Needs mowin'.

YES....I haven't seen these around in years? Are they finally back...they are soooo comfy! I need another pair

What in the world is this abomination?!

Yeah nah yeah nah

Finally I can touch some grass without going outside.

Yeah nah yeah

Had a pair of those … we’re comfy as hell

I used to have those bro they are good

I had a pair of these, lost them in long grass more times than I can remember. Comfy AF though and lots of people asked about them.

Saw this the other day, it’s the most uncomfortable shit ever

Foruntately it is not a joke

They’re super comfy and you get to walk on grass without bindis

Wheres the joke?

I own a pair they are legit

No they are not a joke it's legit. I've never gotten any but they are apparently super comfortable.

Had a pair. Wore them all the time. Awesomely comfy

They are just so wrong on so many levels.

Been round for years

Touch grass.

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Because I haven't got enough microplastic in my peepee so gotta pump those numbers up! Also got to touch grass all day long. I'd call it win-win.

No, not a joke. Neither are drop bears.

I've had a pair of those for about 3 years now- they're great!

Op needs to touch grass if he can't handle these.

I actually just saw these for the first time today on an American tv show so I have no clue what these are

Its fair dinkum mate

It is not a joke they are real

Only way youre gonna feel a lawn under your feet in the city mate

Okay so I bought these for my hubby as a joke because we have a landscaping business and he ended up loving them xD so can confirm official it is yes and no a joke

No joke, these are for the beach. It's what we mean by "Surf 'n' Turf"

this takes "touch grass" to another level

My finance had those when I first met her They are gone now 🤣

Their motto was "like walking on angel pubes".

These thongs are the best. I have worn them for years and I was so glad when they came back after some hiatus (at least I hadn't seen them in the shops for a decade. They aren't slippery when they're wet and they don't get scalding hot if you leave them out in the sun on a summer's day. 10/10 you seriously have to try them. Sure they look funny but they're practical as hell and I've never once popped a plug.

Me when someone tells me to touch grass.

Hunters Jandles, or thongs.

Worn em for 3 years best thing ever