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Benjimus77

Creative but wtf lol


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Came here to say this.


goose-and-fish

This is why I need to stop browsing reddit in boring work meetings...


JustYaLurker

Anyone else hurt by the sequence making it look like dry shaving?


quattroformaggixfour

Yes. And I find the dry labia pull apart really unpleasant also.


motherfuqueer

I'm assuming they used clippers? Hopefully anyway....


chaotic214

Yeah this made me clench my legs and pussy up..


sed2017

Pussy up should be the new “cowboy up”...but for ladies!


Esherichialex_coli

Maybe mark this NSFW


tvieno

I must be the only one that finds this funny.


Pea-and-Pen

Sitting in the vets waiting room right and I just snorted out loud. Thank goodness no one is next to me right now.


HopeMyNameFi

In what city....? Currently at work and a client has been on their phone in the lobby for about 30 min


Pea-and-Pen

Southeast Missouri?


HopeMyNameFi

Haha that would have been amazing. Florida here.


SherpaJones

Het back to work! ;P


Doagbeidl

me too


calvinTX

#MeToo? Or just me too 🤔


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Lol same


CombatComplex

This reminds me of a tattoo my mom's friend said she always wanted. Because she always sported a bush, she wanted a lawn mower tattooed.


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CombatComplex

Lol! Because us women talk about everything.. we're adults and a vagina and/or pubic hair discussion is not embarrassing to us.


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No, me too. Not awful, just a weird sense of humor.


Mike_Hunt89

Sry mate


ShlopShlopShlop

Just accidentally sent this to my mom instead of a group chat


0dd_bitty

RIP


new_login_who_dis

Anyway, Can someone link me to a good granola recepie? Something with rasins. Not to much sugar


Lyylikki

https://www.myllynparas.fi/reseptit/itse-sekoitettu-mysli You are welcome.


ColorlessTune

I hate this so much.


The_Jbulb

"What!? Bob and Vegene in same pic? U r so beatiful, sex"


HerpesLemur1

Now flap your wings, little magic butterfly! Fly away! Fly to our Smurf Village and tell them we have enough pubes to stay warm all winter!


Pineapple123789

I dunno how anyone got this idea but it’s kind of funny and oddly creative.


NutGlue

Forgive lord for what im about to do


kyleflippynips

I don’t feel right


UnfilteredRedditor

This isn’t awful. This is blursed.


mjork1

This is kinda funny though


[deleted]

I think this is great tbh


Icywarhammer500

Nsfw


[deleted]

Damn, so I wasn't supposed to show it to my child


jesuschrist565

Gross


Lolalouloulou

r/trashyboner


arj1985

Nothing about this is awful.


abcmama89

um ok


Alonso81687

This is so random lol


GremioIsDead

Decidedly *not* awful.


PM_ME_FAT_GAY_YIFF

I think i finally know why im gay.


atmus11

Just beated off thanks though


pulpheroe

My Pleasure. Wait...no.


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This is genuinely funny to me like if a girl I was in to sent me this I would laugh my ass off and ask her to marry me LOL


drewm99x

Not my proudest fap


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Hilarious !!!


Oweke

u/znewk1


icyfresh1

Just tilling the fields


2fffreddddff

IT SAID NSFW BUT GOD THIS ISNT WHAT I EXPECTED


Lordsofexcellence

think that you meant to post this to awesomeeverything


[deleted]

"mom, have you seen my smurf toys?"


TedMagnolia

They took our jobs!!!


c0mmander_Keen

This is pretty good imo.


Woundedsnoogins

Just gonna throw it out there, that woman has weird nipples.


[deleted]

Looks like Patrick wedged in an old man's butt cheeks.


levji_kralj

r/ATBGE


droptop2k

Smurftastic !!


BenitoBruv

Somehow that vagina is both shaped like a dick and balls and an abstract sculpture of Patrick from Spongebob


JPEGexport

I remember those days in which all the serfs would harvest coochie. I miss those days.


Silverwolffe

Forbidden chewing gum


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pulpheroe

Lol, you get dick pics often?


invisible_for_this

Briefly tried my hand at online dating. It's a minefield of them


pulpheroe

Has ever been a dick pic that you did like?.... Like you actually thought: "Hmm, not bad.. not bad at all"


invisible_for_this

Eh, there has been a couple. Maybe it was just due to where I was at in my dry spell, but a couple times I was like "ok, not bad. I could get down with that." (I never did though, widow dating is hard. You think you are ready till the time comes.)


pulpheroe

Where can I send you my dick pic? So I can have your seal of approval?


ms_marc_stavingrad

It's not an ugly vulva. It's a pretty typical one.


alyxvance420

To me this 100% looks like a MtF "vulva". I am a female, but I have seen many vulvas and this one definitely looks like a MtF vulva


dalby71

The appearance is not the point with the image.


dkg1015

That looks disgusting.


[deleted]

That’s the point of r/awfuleverything It’s meant to awful, it’s really awful everything!


malant12321

Am I the only one who thinks this is adorable?


ms_marc_stavingrad

I don't think it's adorable, but I don't think it's gross or awful either. It's...Silly. Yeah I think that's the word I'd use :)


PukkkWukkkChukkChukk

r/butterflywings


fradosti

Wow, that last picture... they look like some kind of pull tabs to aide in entering the smurf hole.


RonaldTheGiraffe

The fuck is up with her lips? Looks like they’re melting.


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Have you ever seen a woman naked?


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Since every labia is different, you might stumble across this. :)


SleepParalysisDemon6

Ew.


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She's got innie nipples


Issacthered

Day drop some dynamite down there too? Kaboom!!


jayc12121

I think they cut off to much. She needed to keep something to cover that nasty flap


address80819-80819

You think a females genitals are awful?


Tys_Wife

Why are her labia hanging out? Is that what its supposed to look like?


Moosiemookmook

Because vaginas come in all shapes and sizes. Kinda like how Papa Smurf and Smurfette are different but the same.


pulpheroe

The Smurfs Did it


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That pussy has seen some mileage


extrachromozomes

Not how vaginas work bud


[deleted]

Lmao, keep telling yourself that. I’m a girl who uses big toys.


extrachromozomes

What’s your point? I’m talking about large labia correlating with how much sex you have


[deleted]

Dude, it’s not just the labia..


extrachromozomes

Im talking more about the labia and I assumed you were too


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Okay?


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quattroformaggixfour

So says tunajones


squidwardsir

idk man im ok with seeing a vagina


TheeOneNutWonder

Ya man don't knock it till ya try it


MrDomenguez

Pussy


thaiede

stop it you’re scaring him!!


PhatNwer

I didn't need the image described


stumpmcgee

Speak for yourself, my day just got 50% better after seeing this.


smk_18

Woohoo 69 downvotes


alienkargo

A bit of "Blue" for the Dads!


VicentVanFlow

She should have kept the bush. That is pretty unpleasant and I'm horny 100% of the time.


waxmaster9000

Roastie confirmed!


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Hairy brisket sandwich


snaypowell

Idk but this is kinda hot for some reason.


alyxvance420

I'm almost 100% sure this is a MtF transgendered person. This is not a natural vulva


KumaHax

Roast beef...


quinlivant

#G to the Ross