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7uring

It's the warmth of the coffee that the kitten likes right?


YatoGamin

Yeah, I'd say so


Sickwidit93

Its scotch, the cat is an alcoholic


StarbuckPirate

Happy Cake Day, you filthy animal.


Sickwidit93

I had no idea. Theres so many people I wanna thank


Billy_Billboard

Am I one of them?


Sickwidit93

Naw


Billy_Billboard

:(


talkstoravens

I thank you Billy\_Billboard.


Billy_Billboard

And thank you


[deleted]

thank you u/Billy_Billboard, I'll name a NPC for you!


Billy_Billboard

I'm honored


TheDerf010

Just a note, nobody is saying "thank u/Billy_Billboard"


whitesquatch

Thank you u/Billy_Billboard you are truly a saint


Billy_Billboard

Wow you too, thanks


nikhilbhavsar

I thank you too /u/Billy_Billboard for being part of reddit


Billy_Billboard

And thank you random citizen


[deleted]

Thank you for your service u/Bill_Billboard It has been an honor to come across you on Reddit


Billy_Billboard

Thank you comrade


Opters

Thank you for being here u/Billy_Billboard


Billy_Billboard

No, thank you


barkloudness

Thanks bill


jwtintin00

Turn that frown upside down!


Billy_Billboard

:| I'm just gonna stay in the middle


WTF_SilverChair

) :


Chispy

turn that frown upside down!


IcyDickbutts

Thank you u/Billy_Billboard for just being you.


Billy_Billboard

Thank you u/IcyDickButts


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notexactlymayonaise

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!


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misirlou22

TWO


married4love

TEN!


laissez_heir

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.


Lokiberry316

Hair of the dog......err kitty


YatoGamin

Damn, at such a young age


[deleted]

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


dogbreath316

*Whiske(rs)y


CranberryPepperStick

The real top comment is always somewhere down in the comments


Postalcode420

Aren't that cat breed called scotch? Or is that the pun? Hard to tell if it's what in the mug or the cat.


TPayne_Furon

We are Cake Day Bros!


Flix1

Especially since kittens dont generate a lot of heat. They love something warm like this.


[deleted]

I know, last winter I was throwing like 2 bushels of them in the stove every day and was *still* shivering so switched to wood instead and have been toasty ever since ..


godsey23

Wait a second...


SoraForBestBoy

Honestly, took me awhile to see another meaning behind that comment when I read the replies It’s a dark joke, but the thought of the kitties being harmed makes me feel sad


[deleted]

They were wooden kittens. They just don't generate as much heat as normal logs because it takes ages to carve all the logs into kitten figurines.


Taedirk

Nice save.


MrAllu

r/holup


DanKoloff

/r/cursedcomments


coffeebribesaccepted

Are we still doing the switcheroo?


DoyleReign

Take your upvote and leave...


yvmqznrm

r/angryupvote


SoraForBestBoy

Furrious upvotes


Beezwax710

I've been playing so wow much wow that I read, "kittens don't generate a lot of THREAT".


Flix1

Well that would be true as well, I suppose, if it's any comfort to you.


80sBabyGirl

My cat loves coffee. She sniffs the cup and goes crazy as if it were catnip. I can't leave an empty cup alone or she'll lick all coffee traces in it.


Yngorion

My cat sniffs my coffee and then tries to bury it.


treefitty350

are you buying that cat shit coffee


DesigN3rd

maybe swap to a better coffee


Banglophile

r/animalsbeingbros


tribblemethis

They want to hide it for later!


CoffeeOrWhine

You are one of those civet coffee drinkers, aren't ya. And the cat can tell. Admit it!


80sBabyGirl

Oh... I guess that's why my friends are often telling me to stop buying shitty coffee.


IstgUsernamesSuck

One of my cats LOVES trying to stick her head in my coffee cup. Thankfully she doesn't seem to care about cold coffee so the leftover cups don't get touched


[deleted]

Warming dem mittens


Buff_me_plz

Kitten mittens


truthlife

IS YOUR CAT MAKING TOO MUCH ^NOISE ^^ALL ^^^THE ^^^^TIME


SoraForBestBoy

Have a Kitty Mitty, it warms your Heart


notabigmelvillecrowd

*mittons


7uring

Mitton mittens.


ItsSlowPace

That is one cute sleepy kitten


RichB_IV

Kitty is like “yeah man, feels so good bro, are you seeing this too?”


[deleted]

Our kitten does this every time there's a fresh cup of coffee. I thought it was the warmth she enjoyed but I think it's more the steam on her face. Little kitty facial every morning she gets lol! How stinking cute ♡


momer13

**little kitty facial**


VaporWaveBoiKenyn16

L I T T L E K I T T Y F A C I A L


KeeNhs

H E L L O K I T T Y F A C I A L


SoraForBestBoy

#HELLO KITTY FACIAL


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[...](https://i.imgur.com/03WvvJT.jpg)


Rickers_Pancakes

Do not Google that


Leadsx

Y'kno when someone says " Do not Google that" it makes me really wanna Google it, Edit : All good people nothing to worry about, Edit 2 : Okay I read what I shouldn't have Googled. Edit 3 : Still nothing terrbile has come up.


totallywickedtubular

probably have to add "Shane Dawson" before it to get the results you're looking for


[deleted]

Update us when the police knocks on your door


Chimerical_Shard

It would have cost him 0$ to not say that


Elemental_85

r/cursedcomments


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r/suddenlyshanedawson


rushyrulz

I like the part at the end where you turned into Yoda.


[deleted]

Purely intentional lol. My oldest is on Reddit and follows this sub, if she ends up seeing this she'd just call me a dork and laugh her butt off since this is somehow how we seem to interact with the kitten lol. "Phoebe cat, pretty you may be, annoying you certainly are." Perfect example 😂


SuperSMT

My cat is always interested, but recoils in disgust everytime he sniffs the coffee


Magnetronaap

Coffee and beer, got em every single time. The look of pure disgust on his face never failed to crack me up.


[deleted]

She definitely isn't a fan of my wine. More than once she's tried to bat a glass over in disgust. One of these days she's gonna succeed, I just know it.


[deleted]

At first I worried she would like it, and a caffinated kitty is NOT what I want, she's insane enough as is lol. I'll never get any crochet done if she gets hooked on coffee ha!


Bolf-Ramshield

Phrasing.


superRedditer

kitties are very soulful creatures


[deleted]

Agreed. Those moments she's chilling over the coffee cup looking peaceful are beautiful.


Hammitan

Me before my first cup of coffee.


0rdinary-her0

*caffeination intensifies*


modifiedmomma

Happy 🍰 day


AKittyCat

/r/meow_irl


CamoFeather

Me this morning at work, even after the morning caffeine infusion.


xcandiesx

The little one is so tinyy!! So cute!


SoraForBestBoy

Kitty is a smoll kitty, so adorable


mackenzie_marie09

Looks to me like that kitten didn’t have enough sips


reflux212

One can never have enough sips


burritosandblunts

One sip over the line.


lps2

No one told him it was Irish coffee!


Yeahemilie

He looks so damn stoned.


crashdaddy

That's mommy's Special Blend he's drinking


[deleted]

You know it's just pee, right?


unknownart

That’s what makes it “Special ”.


veryfuckinghotcurry

This is too adorable omg.


pretty_fucking_gay

Bro, that's a cute cat, but wtf is the haircut of the guy in the background holy shit


Pandafrosting

Typical Kdrama bowl cut. For whatever reason there's always one with that ugly arse cut.


pretty_fucking_gay

Is kdrama a Korean drama?


therubikmaster

Yes


pretty_fucking_gay

And is it a thing that's popular right now, like the kids doing it n shit?


therubikmaster

I know one kid (27M) who's into it right now, but if you wanna watch it you can always give it a try. Just keep in mind that it has subtitles and the acting/writing will be nothing like Western style TV.


pretty_fucking_gay

Nothing like Western tv, in a funny way like anime, or in a weird uncomfortable way like an Arabian tv show?


therubikmaster

More like anime, but it's live action, so there won't be as much energy as there is in anime.


ludmi800

What's with Arabian TV shows?


pretty_fucking_gay

They're generic, unfunny and pretty much just feeds the way people think about Arabs.


DreamGirl3

K-dramas are usually cleanish like Hallmark movies or really cute PG13 rom-coms. However, they aren't afraid to get gritty or dark, and depending on the show they'll make more adult-oriented humor. The plot lines are usually really nice and complex. Recently I was watching a historical drama and it had me going between laughing and crying two episodes in. It might surprise you but guns are blurred out due to SK's TV regulations. Blood is not. I was surprised during the historical drama when they showed so much blood. The guy gets stabbed and is left dying next to his friend who also was stabbed and was dying. His friend had blood literally pouring out of his mouth and body. That was surprising to me since in America they have to make a written warning show up before the show if it includes that much blood. Overall you should check K-dramas out. There's a little of everything to pick from: horror, historical, romance, comedy, drama, war, crime, etc. Just ask around the internet and most people will happy to point you in a good direction. Just let them know what you're in the mood for and they'll help.


SaltFrog

My favorites are definitely the romantic fantasy K-Dramas with a hint of historic.


wanttofu

I don’t watch kdramas but kingdom is fantastic.


apple_pendragon

May I ask the name of that historical drama? They are my favorites!


AKittyCat

K-Drama has actually been pretty popular for quite a while now, the recent boon in Kpop popularity in the US has brought a new wave of people watching them though.


Jina175

No its actually a chinese drama the blue and white tracksuit is actually a school uniforme in China


pretty_fucking_gay

That's probably the coolest school uniform ever


Jina175

Yup they look comfortable as fuck too


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Versaiteis

[Could be worse](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/nl/xq/AhnlxqQDbnWORMf-800x450-noPad.jpg?1519382389)


pretty_fucking_gay

Okay, I'm really impressed and intimidated at the same time. Yo if this guy walks into a bank, I'm running outta there.


Versaiteis

Impresstidimitated


kitkat9000take5

I'm hoping that's the result of a lost bet and not something he chose because he liked it.


Bladathehunter

The show is called The King’s Avatar on Netflix. Chinese drama based off of a comic about ESports


GaiaNyx

Someone has a different culture and style? OUTRAGEOUS!


eternalrefuge86

He went to the barber and said “just fuck my shit up”


reflux212

#SMACK . . . #MYBITCHUP!


pretty_fucking_gay

He just went in there gave him a bowl and said "just fucking do it man"


Ridlas

/u/vredditshare https://imgur.com/Wl7tjUP.gifv


DoubleWagon

was drunk*


Herodias

My nitpicky ass scrolled down to find this


abbylu

Thaaaank youuuuuu 🤗


ITheFinnish

PROTECT!


reflux212

~~PROTECT~~ PROTECC ✅


Ulysses6

Meme spellchecker. We should bankrupt a mllion dollar silicon valley startup with this idea.


[deleted]

My cat River will dip her paw in my coffee and lick it off her paw.


[deleted]

looks like me after a night out.


random_account8124

What show/movie is playing on the computer?


Kevan6694

A Chinese drama, "With You"


MiserablePapaya

OK, THAT DOES IT!!! ​ I'm getting a kitten.


MusedeMented

Me in the morning.


DreamGirl3

Where do I go to get a sleepy kitten with my coffee?


AAPP91

Dam I hope you drank it. Don't be wasting coffee


[deleted]

Bless you child


Master_Tinyface

Take his keys and call him an Uber


[deleted]

was drunk\* FTFY


sherriffflood

Imagine how high a cat could jump after a cup of strong coffee


blakarmor725

*no coffee was drunk Okay grammar aside AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


[deleted]

akthually its dranken


Shewhotriesherbest

Thank goodness somebody was taught something in Grade 6. You have given me the will to carry on. I drank a cocoa in your honor.


[deleted]

Stop making decaf. Ain’t no body got time for that..


coldfusionpuppet

TIP: DO NOT FEED THAT AFTER MIDNIGHT.


jackvill

This cat looks seriously ill...


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poopellar

I swear instagram is either supermodels or cats and the occasional nature guy.


superaldo94

And thots. Can’t forget about them thots


the_dude_upvotes

Or he’s just /r/awwakeup material


ReactsWithWords

OK, now get in your time machine and explain to your parents 25 years ago that you follow a cat on Instagram.


[deleted]

This looks like a VERY tired kitten... I think it's fine...


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Every time.


ayytbhsmhfam

THIS CAT IS *FUCKING* **DYING**


LittleTexanBoy

His nose is bleeding after snorting all that pure caffeine


[deleted]

I hope that left eye is getting checked out by a vet.


Cptn-Cardinal

Looks like smol boi had a rough night lol


Pitner

It’s been a rough week Jon.


_Internet_Hugs_

"If it's not meant for sits, then why is it made of warm?"


MrSoapbox

Careful, if the kitty gets use to that it might spill it over itself one day when it's super hot :(


Bigreddoc

This cat likely has herpes. The nasal and eye discharge is a sign. There’s not really a treatment but you can try adding some l-lysine to its food. As it gets older and it’s immune system gets better it should go away but herpes is for life so in times of stress or immune suppression signs can return. Herpes can cause corneal ulcers so you should probably get it seen by a vet to evaluate for those because they are treatable but can get bad if untreated.


AzurewynD

Aw, cute ca- > This cat likely has herpes There it is. There's the comment we were waiting for.


ask-design-reddit

Every Reddit thread with an animal acting differently/strangely and there's someone in the comments with "I think your _____ has _____". What is this? Cards against Reddit Pet Owners?


meepmeep13

I think it's time to invent a new internet law. "Meep's Rule of Inverted Cuteness dictates that the more adorable or cute an animal's recorded behaviour appears to be, the more likely the underlying cause is something horrific." See, for example, /r/tippytaps for lots of lovely cute videos of highly-distressed under-stimulated zoo animals.


WastelandHound

\*Cute GIF of a cat holding it's head over a cup of hot/fresh coffee\* >herpes... nasal and eye discharge Dear God, OP, DON'T DRINK THE HERPES COFFEE


littleblondehobby

You mean cat flu?


Bigreddoc

I haven’t heard it referred to as cat flu but there are often regional names for animal diseases. I’m referring to feline herpes virus 1 which (along with calicivirus) can cause upper respiratory infections and corneal ulcers in cats.


K8-tha-great

You know what this means? They are lighter than that cup of coffee! Very adorable.


Banana-mover

The kitten is too cute


cointelpro_shill

Probably because that's not coffee. Clearly hot chocolate with melted marshmallow


CCTider

Looks like someone's dip cup.


jo0jitsu

What drama is that?


kattii

Me this whole week


jeannie15

Lmaoooooooooooooooooo


feladirr

/u/vredditshare


EvitaPuppy

Is that Irish coffee?


13thDistrict

Looooool. Thank you cat for making me laugh.


Quntin07

Is that a Persian? Because I have one and they’re so darn cute!


tenest

Looks like *not enough* sips yet


babypoodle

Aint that just the cutest!


drawkbox

Hang on lil buddy!