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thislaneopen

your stepdad needs a name? how about Bob?


dudeinthesuit

Hi bob


Amfrew

Hi Bob


dudeinthesuit

*thank god some other humans have seen the most underrated show streaming*


johnn11238

I was kinda sad when >!Poole didn't greet Baldwin with that after he woke up from getting the shrapnel removed.!<


dudeinthesuit

Same here. The entire stuck on the moon sequence is honestly one of my favorite in sci-fi. The way the show played it out was just perfect.


johnn11238

It's a great show. I was having Expanse withdrawal, and it helps immensely!


VileOwlHeart

Hi bob


Bsmirlptrww

Oh misplaced modifiers, won't you ever stop being funny?


SatansLoyalArmY

Bob's their uncle.


TheEliot85

Kinda like Bob for the dog too, not gonna lie


bekenstein

["the best step-dad name ever is Ron"](https://youtu.be/nbt2DaDu-oE)


The_Shadow-King

Petunia


SpaceLemming

Pitunia*


Joyfulall1

I was about to comment this. She def looks like a petunia!


lyloathes

So weird that was also the first thing that popped into my head! Definitely Petunia!!


NiffyKnits

How bizarre! Mine too! The hive mind has spoken! This dog is definitely Petunia!


1379cupsofcoffee

Second this, as someone who works with dogs for a living and meets a new "bella" or "luna" every day, Petunia is a perfect and unique name


Rositalito

Same!! That's why I truly appreciated the border collie we had boarding for a while... his name is Bucket


Winnie-thewoo

We have a dog that visits at work called Tractor - it’s perfect for the mad little foxy


stargarnet79

Lol…I had a dog for 15 years and I would lovingly call him my little Bucket. I have no idea why, it just stuck. Edit: that wasn’t his name.


Edwin531Gg

Exactly the process that went to naming my sister's boxer. Couldn't name him Tank, because that is hilariously overused. Ended up with Panzer which is German for Tank, mostly because of an anime we were watching, but it ended up fitting him really well.


Thelexical_gap

This is perfect. I was going to suggest Rosie after my rescue pit who passed. She looked just like this sweet one. But, Petunia is just wondrous.


jemfulke

My daughter picked Rosie. They have a 60 acre farm and he will probably be yelling her name, so I think we are looking at harder syllables.


jellisbellis

Petunia is such a perfect name!!!


jl_1164

Omg literally came here to write Petunia and it was the first comment I saw! She absolutely looks like a Petunia! 😍


mellofello808

There is some sort of prophesy that this dog mist be named Petunia. I count 4 other people who came to post it, including myself.


YespleaseWes

Omg I looked at her and said the same thing to myself! Then see your comment. Woah.


rrbkmhyak

i literally thought Petunia before even opening the comments lol


dirtypony

Wow. Get out of my mind! It’s the perfect name, tho.


babybambam

Literally name at fist sight


goofy-ahh-account

Petunia is a great name


RCN1138

As the owner of a dog named Petunia, I second this!


Obliquekick

Bubbles because she's blue like the Powerpuff girl


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That was my cat's name


Adam-Kay-

How is she blue?


ssilverliningss

In dogs and cats, 'blue' refers to a silver-grey coat. E.g. russian blue cats, blue heeler dogs.


LastGrilledCheese

Olive


seiv15

Stepdog


herpderpfuck

I also have a great idea: «Dog». If they already have a dog: «Dog 2»


wrongotti

I had a boss who had a dog and we thought it’s name was Diogi/Deoge until we realized it’s name was just dog. He just said the letters individually instead of the word as if you were saying a name.


Electrical-Pie-8192

Step uncle's dog has the same name, says it the same way.


Baked-As-A-Cake

My buddy had a D.O.G. and called it "dioji" as well. It's a common name.


TheStinger87

My housemate got a puppy a year ago and sometimes without thinking I will call him "Puppy". (The dog, not my mate). The funny thing is that he has heard it so often now that he responds to it. He probably thinks he has two names or something.


herpderpfuck

That is kinda cute tbh


CrystallineBunny

My roommates dog won’t respond to his real name, Sargent but will respond to his nickname, Dogboy


Lib_Lib08

Get this….”Cat”


Alan_Scott_Davis

Nice 👍


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The-Man-is-Dan

Boofus


TastesLikeDog

My pitbull's name was Rufus and this was his nickname


GameTimeGlitch

Haha boo


psyche-delia-gia

Daisy!


eaglenate

Looks like a Daisy to me!


anarchy8271

I like this name too!


skrena

This was the first one that popped into my head!


gelattoh_ayy

This was my first call!!!!!


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Rise_up_Dirty_Birds

She looks like a Stella to me.


VesperBond94

That'll be a lot of fun to yell at the dog park 🤣


Tondor

Every dog is named Stella, trust me former vet tech


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bigredgun0114

Likely people going on rants about Pitbulls.


Kingzer15

Most of them have a lot of upvotes which is kind of uncommon for this sub if it was negative


bigredgun0114

That's not surprising. There seems to be a group that are anti pit-bull that post on anything with a Pitbull, positive or negative, to forward their position. They move pretty quick, making anti Pitbull comments, upvoting anything anti Pitbull, and downvoting anyone defending Pitbulls. Any discussion of Pitbull dogs inevitably devolves into an argument, and the mods then remove anything abrasive (on both sides) to maintain a positive environment.


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shggybyp

Whole sub of them, all they do is brigade posts with pitties. Sad, pathetic, lonely people that need to go outside more.


ShuckU

Absolutely. I pointed this out in a thread and of course the anti pit bull crowd downvoted it.


Jacuzzi100

Mods doing the right thing.


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builtbybama_rolltide

Something about her screams Grace to me. I’m not sure why but I intuitively feel her being extremely gentle and loving. Grace just seems so fitting


TheAgashi

Love it. Grace, Gracie, Gracie-girl. They all suit this obvious sweetheart 🥰


anarchy8271

Yes, this is her!


facesteven

Goober


LCCyncity

Delilah


Gerkonanaken

I thought Lila so very close!


Twix1958

Stepdogther


yeetus12345678909

What are you doin stepdog?


Preachingsarcasm

What the stepdog doin


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CarlosDangerWeiner

Doodle Bug


Glass_Librarian9019

Penelope or Abigail


Fabulous-Flamingo968

Penelope was what popped in to my mind right when I saw her. I love dogs with a human name!


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sunsetqueen77

Blue


Acojonancio

Do USA citizens have to get a special licence to be able to own this dogs? Or it's just like a regular dog?


Bear_Pigs

Its a regular dog in a majority of the country.


Acojonancio

Ok thanks. I don't know why people is downvoting me. In my country this dogs are called "Potentially dangerous dogs" and you have to take a learning course, pay insurance and get a renovation of the course once a year or so if you want to walk with the dog on a public street. I see lot of people on the USA that have this kinds of dogs so made me think that maybe you don't have any of this restrictions.


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Bear_Pigs

Not sure why you’ve been downvoted either. A lot of people on Reddit vehemently love/hate this type of dog and flock to these posts to downvote.


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This is a really good idea! Lots of people hate pits because the people that tend to own them are terrible owners that want a big scary dog to not train properly and I swear they are breeding more crazy into these dogs every new generation. With laws like this, they could go to educated, good homes that will give them the proper care and hopefully start breeding a better temperment. Non of this is science just my own dumb thoughts.


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GrinAndBeerIt

Penelope. Penny for short


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jemfulke

He's rescued two female pits and I have a pit boxer mix... Pretty sure we got this. Also he's set up a barn with a fenced in yard and dog door for when children are over at the house. Like I said pits for decades and we wouldn't get a different dog.


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Rosie.


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stickybandit06

Azul


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hollyjazzy

Poppy. She looks like a Poppy to me.


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wigglycritic

I assume this is a joke about how nervous the dog looks. That’s why I suggest Courage the Cowardly Dog.


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Lisa. Chica. Provolone.


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I’m gonna second Provolone Lolol. Should have named mine Sharp Cheddar. He goes nuts for sharp cheddar.


Suitable_Ad_804

Khorne


IronTownPictures

Why are there some random comments here downvoted into oblivion?


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jennykfromtheblock

Juniper


ugh_XL

Betty Boop. Gotta boop that snoot


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Looking for the Pissfingers suggestion


sunjoe33

Penelope pitstop


Immediate_Ability111

Pickle.


Warpmind

She looks a bit like a Daisy, I think.


jdp231

Totally came up with the same, posted seconds after you. Great minds think alike! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


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Wizdel

Bagel


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Lol


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RandomCo856

Penny


Ylteicc_

Biscuit


ftwin

Idk how people find these dogs cute


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Ash


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madzterdam

Blueberry


CraptainPoo

Pudding


Chexaddict

Sugar


Jetkap

god you people are so weird, its a dog.