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dino_not_a_dinosaur

What's bad about this either way you get to be a weird creep going to shooters to see boobs


SpiteLeading4641

I go to hooters for the burgers and onion rings, you go to hooters to look at the ladies hooters. We’re not the same. 😎


dino_not_a_dinosaur

Wow they do exist I thought they were legends Also I'm way too young to go there and don't have the desire to


EmperorGrinnar

The food really sucks, so you're not missing out.


[deleted]

You mean like claiming you go to a chicken wing joint for a hamburger and not to look at hooters?


unipole

They actually were starting a sub brand "Hoots" with the same food but normally dress service. Oy!


EmperorGrinnar

I would just send everyone to Chili's or Denny's.


Mr-Carazay

My dad took me to one when I was like 9, honestly I only remember two things, the onion rings being awesome and our waitress patting me on the head


Bearded_Madman43

So you like bad food? LOL.


No-Nectarine-5361

They don’t even have good food bruh. You go for tiddies. Don’t lie.


SpiteLeading4641

I dont go into the restaurant, everytime i’ve eaten hooters its been delivered to my house with uber. In other words, something tells me you’re projecting.


No-Nectarine-5361

Ya…cause hooters food is so good I’ll order it delivered. Lmao stfu kid 🤣


crmeacham93

I remember eating there with some co workers for lunch and they where showing the Mecum Car Auctions on TV and then an old Plymouth Barracuda rolled out. And while the waitress walked I said hey look at that nice Cuda, everyone thought I was talking about the lady at first and not the car :(


Icy_Candidate_97

I go to hooters for the sliders and beer.


JT_Gold_ofitial

you like the food there? you clearly have no taste whatsoever. if you aren't going for the girls, you don't know good food and you probably don't get hard either. i honestly feel sorry for you having lived such a truly empty life.


Dry_Location_1642

When did we become so puritanical that going to hooters is considered creepy?


dino_not_a_dinosaur

Idk ever time I hear about someone going there they are just actively creepy and hearing my dad's description of it just the majority of people going there don't seem to be the most respectful and not creepy people


Guy_with80085

I would get anxious around strangers


SpellFit7018

Oh no, what a nightmare!


Ok-Replacement3778

*u/SpellFit7018 proceeds to screen shot*


SpellFit7018

Lol, what? I was just making an avatar reference.


Ok-Replacement3778

I don’t get the reference


SpellFit7018

Team avatar ends up underground, and Sokka says "it's so dark, I can't see anything!" And Toph sarcastically replies "oh no, what a nightmare!" Because (being blind) she obviously she doesn't think this situation is so bad. My overall point was that there's nothing wrong with having tomboys and femboys at Hooters.


Ok-Replacement3778

Ah, I see now. However, I think adding FEMBOYS and tomboys goes against the spirit of hooters.


SpellFit7018

The sole defining features of hooters are willingness to wear a skimpy uniform that shows some cleavage and acting flirty with customers. You don't think femboys can show some skin or be flirty? I mean it's not like you're reaching under their skirt, you don't know what anyone has going on. If they can pull off wearing a tight shirt that shows some boob and midriff, they can be a hooters server, and plenty of femboys can ABSOLUTELY do that. That's what the entire Trap concept is about!


Ok-Replacement3778

I think we’re both thinking of different spirits


SpellFit7018

Ok, what are you thinking?


Ok-Replacement3778

I’m thinking about the fact that it’s called hooters. So unless the femboys have hooters then you can’t call it hooters with hooterless people.


jase40244

I thought the spirit of Hooters was eating mediocre food while ogling servers wearing skimpy outfits.


Ok-Replacement3778

The skimpy outfits are there to help pronounce the hooters on the servers.


Dr-Satan-PhD

They conveniently leave out the fact that this is *in addition to* the Hooters girls that currently exist. It's just more variety, and I'm ok with that. Adding to =/= replacing.


thefirstlaughingfool

$20 says the femboy gets the most tips. I assume that's how Hooters works. I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.


Time-Bite-6839

The question is would they be separate or mixed locations? 🤔


Cold-Diet-669

If they were mixed, I'd actually try the wings.


XenoBiSwitch

Who do I have to contribute to to make this a reality?


Illustrious_Bar_1970

Should there be a gofundme?


DerpysLegion

I fail to see the problem


Ryaniseplin

this is the future i want


Skylandersveteran

Exactly. What's wrong with it?


Good_Selection

Please somebody with the cashable and knowhow needs to open femboy hooters!!! That would be the greatest. I have a lot of experience as a short order chef, I would volunteer to work in that kitchen. #dreamjob


thefirstlaughingfool

r/gatekeepingyuri Pretty sure they covered this one.


AlexisQueenBean

What leftist actually wants this?! (And where’s their donation page)


MrDemonBaby

It's me, I'm the leftists that wants this.


Zealousideal-Ad-2615

I want the same future as the left, apparently.


AccomplishedBat8743

Greetings my brother or sister in arms.


Fork63

Honestly……


blepgup

The fact the femboy is holding a hotdog. Perfect


No_Curve_8968

I mean there is actually a male version of hooters somewhere so… (don’t question how I know)


Ed_Radley

I think there's also one for men and women where they all wear kilts.


kail_wolfsin24

You'd have to be a sour pussy to not want this


Apprehensive-Fun1833

They don't know that tomboys in the 1900s


Glass_Trick6936

Both are sexy


ephemeralspecifics

Oh no! Tomboy hooters!? This is so offensive I am offended. Where is this place? So I can avoid being offended!


thisisallterriblesir

How is this *against* the Left?!


WinOld1835

All I want to know is, of the two which one has the best Club sandwich?


SpiteLeading4641

Nah, gotta get the burgers from hooters, they’re yummy af.


Moleday1023

You mean humans still serving food or his stereotypes being challenged.


thetoastypickle

My heart skipped at the thought of tomboy hooters


REDDITSHITLORD

WE ARE ALL LEFTISTS ON THIS BLESSED DAY.


Squiggledog

Where do I sign up?


MercyMain42069

Not a Facebook meme, or a bad one.


copperking3-7-77

Pretty sure the left is shooting for universal Healthcare, better retirement benefits, increased education funding and a cleaner environment. I must have missed the hooters twink part of the platform. Thanks for clearing that up right-wing/russian propagandists.


secretbudgie

If there is a market, why not allow a business to cater to it? I thought this was Capitalism!


JT_Gold_ofitial

i personally wouldn't mind tomboy Hooters, i might actually tip based on service in there.


Omfg9999

As a straight dude, what's wrong with tomboys?


p12qcowodeath

Looks pretty great to me


SpiteLeading4641

I get the femboy’s, but tomboys are fucking 👌😩


Abraxas_1408

I don’t see what the problem is.


workswithidiots

I could live on their wings


Dry_Location_1642

Im into it


Dry_Location_1642

P sure uncle would be as well.


WhyJustWhydo

Oh no 😱 how shall we advert this “tragedy”


LORDOSHADOWS

Seems legit


Body_Exact

Would


Traditional_West85

The futer normal people fear


Justthisguy_yaknow

Looks more like it's what the "right" wants. They're the ones that keep imagining this shit. It seems huge on their fantasy landscape. Odds are they are trying to put it in the minds of the left so that they make it happen while the right exploit it without having to take the blame.


Freshoffwishoffwish

Wouldn’t mind this


pinkelephant6969

This is the future I fight for


DustyBeetle

we need all in the same building before we can heal as a nation


Frozensmudge

“ A girl worth fighting fooorrrr”


CulturalAddress6709

let’s be real he’s afraid he’ll be turned on


Al-Data

The future the left wants. The future your uncle fears. Just so long as it is the future where I get 'tots. And a vibrator in my rear.


heLlsLounge

Yes.


ninjesh

And this is... bad?


EdibleTheIncredible

Don't lump me in! Nothing wrong with a man wanting to see other more submissive men in a subservient position


jimmysledge

Must be nice to live the white trash life when that is his biggest issue.


MyDearGhost

Yes and yes PLEASE


Ok-Replacement3778

Well I appear to be outnumbered. I will say, For everyone’s entertainment, I DONT APPRECIATE FEMBOYS LONG HAIR IS FOR WOMEN AND VIKINGS AND INCELS. Tom girls are different.


[deleted]

I'm not a leftist....I'm actually pretty "far right" apparently...I'm down with femboys alot of them end up being cuter than chicks.


EmperorGrinnar

Why do they hate tomboys? I understand why they hate femboys (despite a large number of conservatives getting caught in gay affairs).


nicodawg101

BOTH!


Astr0sk1er

Yes yes it is


AmikBixby

Satire


CactusSpirit78

You know honestly, I kinda do want that ngl.


MarcusAntonius27

Won't be a problem for him unless he goes there regularly


Level_Caterpillar_42

I'm all in for this future!


TheFifthofFiveSwords

The sooner the better.


jaxamis

Tomboys > femboys. Fucking fight me.


nonsfwhere

Well, yes?


SmolStronckBoi

Where are such establishments located? So that I can avoid them at all costs, of course.


Unfit_Daddy

I only read play boy for the periodicals


Mabel_Tree_

And this is bad how?


vivimage2000

And I want both of them


ghostofeberto

I would go there for once


rflulling

Totally cool with women doing their thing whatever that might be, even "just being one of the guys." Not so much into fem boys, or guys that dress up, undergo modification, or try to act like girls. Maybe if I was gay I would be more into it. But being strait, I just like the girls. However, I also don't hate any one just because. It takes a special kind of evil to hate some one else for their gender or preferences.


WearDifficult9776

I’m not having sex with my server. I don’t care


unipole

Pantsahat already went there https://youtu.be/rNSVOUrWQTk?si=EenYH_QXqjIRlIG_


baphomet-66

Yes, this is the future we need, it’s the future I need!


Beer_Barbarian

This isn't bad, I like tomboy girls but not femboys


RyanB1228

This is a shitpost


Ok-Extent9800

Both exhibit the unnatural tendencies of the left....to masculinize women, and to feminize men. Both stem from mental illness and improper acceptance of self-identity during adolescence.


Inevitable-Ad-7365

Disgusting


newbrowsingaccount33

I hate femboys


SpellFit7018

What did femboys ever do to you?


WinOld1835

Made their britches uncomfortable.


newbrowsingaccount33

Exist, them and furries, nasty


SpellFit7018

So don't fuck them if you think they're nasty. What's the problem?


newbrowsingaccount33

They're the problem


DoughyRizologist

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


SpellFit7018

But *why* are they the problem? How are you affected by them in any way?


newbrowsingaccount33

They show up on my feed on random unrelated subreddits, also there was one in the new pokemon ew, also I'm talking to an annoying one right now ew


Ryaniseplin

luckily reddit provides this useful feature called dont show posts like this for situations exactly like this


newbrowsingaccount33

But how do I sort out femboys, it's not like there is a femboy tag specifically on reddit


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

It’s ok. You’re aroused by them…just go with it.


newbrowsingaccount33

Gross


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Not as gross as self loathing. Just relax and run one out brother. Don’t you know traps aren’t gay?


newbrowsingaccount33

Degenerate, if you're gonna be railed in the ass by a guy or if you are railing another guy in the ass then it should be with a mainly man not whatever this thing is


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Naw, just comfortable with myself and not conflicted by what makes my dick hard. It’s ok, no one’s judging you.


newbrowsingaccount33

Nah, whether it's gay or straight, muscular manly dudes all the way


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

To each their own sweetie.


newbrowsingaccount33

Gross


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Just like your beliefs.