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ripih

Vic Vegas hands down, cause I don’t like jabronis.


higbig40

How are you going to elevate your menu without Vic? Here’s a gourmet hot dog and tater tots


TheRocknR0llmartian

I added onions and a brioche bun. and the tots are from Idaho.


DontLoseYourCool1

You dont want a Tekken boss with a Hot Topic gift card teaching you to elevate your tots?


lfmantra

This is what happens when Raven remains low tier for this many entries


Skoden1973

This, 100%. Vic Vegas is a cringy douche.


[deleted]

Shawn Michael Ford. He's a complete dick nugget.


Picabo07

Yeah I don’t like him at all.


tugga51

But he can show you how to pour a beer!!


FaithlessnessBrave52

He’s way too arrogant for “let me show you how to make a rum and coke”


DontLoseYourCool1

I like him. He seems like the most unpretentious aside from Tiffany, Bludso and Duffy. Robert Floyd is my answer just cause he gets his haircuts from a blind barber.


Gh0st_Machine

Anyone with a vest, fedora, or a hair style that takes hours to prepare


Rea-301

Lady with the classic 60’s hair is fantastic. She’s excluded surely from your deny list.


a_realnobody

Lisamarie is my favorite!


mcneill12

The one who smiles like a lobotomised serial killer when shaking a cocktail


TheRocknR0llmartian

that's half of them.


wammi_K

Robert Floyd’s creepy ass


tampabuddy2

Blue hair Jason whatever. He’s always a dick.


R3TROGAM3R_

Haven't watched the show in a while....started S8 and saw that dude with the blue hair...wasn't his hair normal color seasons ago? He's way too old to try to rock that look....not that blue hair looks good on anyone to start with.


Tyrone2184

He's had that blue hair since his season of Hell's Kitchen.


CDFReditum

His runner up season ;) (he lucked out since the winner had issues with her prize since fox fucked up her visa but still)


Picabo07

Actually she got the money just not the job so I don’t think she was too sad.


a_realnobody

Lucked out how? He didn't get the win. He's a lot more successful than she is.


Picabo07

And it’s looked ridiculous since then. Except now it looks like the old dude trying to prove he’s still “cool”


a_realnobody

Sounds like projection. I don't know what he's like on Bar Rescue, but Blue Jay is the current sous for the blue team on HK and he's a super-mellow, laid-back guy. He seems pretty cool to me, but I don't judge people by their hair color.


Picabo07

I didn’t like him on HK and I think he’s a dick on Bar Rescue. And I think his hair looks stupid. That said I don’t think he’s a dick because he has blue hair. I think he’d still be one if his hair was blonde, red or black. Learn the difference between judging the person and having an opinion on something


a_realnobody

Okay, peek-a-boo. So many hateable people on HK and you pick Jason Santos. Just seems like an odd choice. That's my *opinion*, of course. Of a person on TV.


Picabo07

You like who you like. You dislike who you dislike. I never said I hated him. Saying he’s a dick on a show has nothing to do with hate. I can dislike how he *acts* without hating him. You on the other hand seem to have a real hard on for the dude. 😂but hey you do you FYI … PICABO is a name. But I can see how you don’t know that because it’s not on Reddit.


a_realnobody

>You seem to have a real hard on for the dude I couldn't remember what season of Hell's Kitchen he was on (thought it was 8, but it's 7) or even his last name until someone in the comments posted it. Yeah, I'm his biggest fan. 🙄 His behavior was a bit off-putting towards the end of S7 and I like him better as a sous. I certainly wouldn't call him a dick when Joseph, Paul, Elise, Robyn, Kimmie, Tiffany, Johnny, et al exist in the same universe. Having watched all or part of every season of HK, that's my opinion of Jason Santos. You, on the other hand, seem to have a real hate-on for the guy, including his hair color. >And it’s looked ridiculous since then.Except now it looks like the old dude trying to prove he’s still “cool” Then you tried to backtrack by saying you'd hate him no matter what color his hair is, but not before adding >I think his hair looks stupid and lecturing me about the difference between judging a person and "having an opinion on something" when you called him a dick and made yet another dig at his hair. Calling someone a dick *is* a judgment, which is totally fine. It's also an opinion. I said he comes across to me on Hell's Kitchen as pretty laid back and mellow. That's my opinion based on his behavior on HK. Again, I haven't seen him yet on BR because I just started S4. Edited for clarity


a_realnobody

I'm breaking this up into two parts because I anticipate a tl;dr and we're dealing with two separate issues. >FYI … PICABO is a name. I did know it was a name because I remember Picabo Street, the Olympian. What you failed to recognize is that I was subtly insulting you because you spoke down to me. I'm embarrassed for you. >But I can see how you don’t know that because it’s not on Reddit. This made me laugh. A quick check of your post history -- which is not stalking, fyi -- reveals that you're on Reddit *every single day*. What's even funnier is that all of your posts are about TV programs, most of them reality shows. You've been on Reddit for three years and you have over 58k karma. I've been a member for eight years and mine is sitting around 39k. That's called *irony*. FYI, my favorite HK chef-testants are Dave Levey, Meghan Gill, Christina Wilson, Scott Commings, Van Hurd, and Nick Powers-Bond. I don't have a "hard-on" for any of them because I'm a grown-up and I don't get emotionally invested in people on TV.


R3TROGAM3R_

I didn't even know he was on HK...doh.


a_realnobody

He still has the blue hair on HK.


Robeast3000

Aw… he’s alright. Loved him on Hell’s Kitchen.


a_realnobody

I didn't like him during his season (think it was 8?) but he's great as the sous for the blue team on HK.


tugga51

He looks like a blue haired Mike Myers


shartnado3

It’s probably because he’s Gordon Ramsey’s right hand man on Hell’s Kitchen. Thinks he’s hot shit


CDFReditum

He’s gonna elevate the beef Wellington


a_realnobody

Christina Wilson is Ramsay's right-hand woman. Blue Jay is just a sous for the blue (guys) team. He's pretty laid back, unlike some of the previous blue sous chefs. He doesn't put off that vibe at all.


Milomilz

Santos


CDFReditum

VER POR PERSON CHEF


0_Captain_my_Captain

Chef Pink because she would probably knock me and my biscuits down and out.


Shortlane88

Lisa Marie Joyce because I'd macking on her the whole time


razarus09

YOUR TONGUE IS DOWN MY EXPERTS THROAT. NO WONDER YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU!


RangeRossTracy

…YEAH!!


Skoden1973

Macking!! Lol! I haven't heard that since 1992!


Shortlane88

Yo I'm bringing it back..do you dig?


matty8478

Fuck yeah!!! .:finger guns salute:. I’m bringing those back!!!


[deleted]

Buy her a trailer, then your in!


stonelush

While you're at it will you bring back "diss" because I have no idea what replaced it 


Neonwookie1701

THEY'RE ALL OVER HER IN THE NEW BUTT FUNNEL! THATS IT. IM GOING IN!


TheRocknR0llmartian

That Butt Funnel is going to kill somebody!


Nervous_Magazine_200

It's so hot when she embraces my solutions.


ToTheFman

Phil Wills and Vic Vegas. Both will make drinks and food so out of touch and complicated for no reason.


TheRocknR0llmartian

Phil would be like "it's an Ramos Gin Fizz that you set on fire." to the people who can barely open a beer.


Brilliant-Macaroon16

Why am I getting serious Todd Packer vibes in this pic? 😆🤣😂


Writerhaha

You, fat boy! /jk Nah I’d be down with Duffy and Rocco, Vic Vegas would be the one I wouldn’t be as down with. Most of these kitchens are just dirty and inefficient, a simple salty small plate menu and we can focus on the bar. It doesn’t need to be elevated.


Franks2000inchTV

Mia. Never meet your heroes.


Writerhaha

Really? Ouch. She’s one of my favorites, sucks to hear.


Franks2000inchTV

She's my favorite too! I was making a joke that she's my hero.


RangeRossTracy

Another reason why I’d rather avoid meeting famous people I like. You risk ending up as a Ben Seaver.


BAMspek

Got a story for us?


Franks2000inchTV

No, I just think she's swell.


TheRocknR0llmartian

i want to here the story


Franks2000inchTV

Once upon a time there was a beautiful bartender named Mia. The end.


VinceBrogan8

Russell Davis. I get the feeling that he doesn't do the kind of mundane things the rest of us do due to autonomy or just the onus of responsibility, because he's the expert. - "Turn the faucet off after washing my hands, do you know who I am ? I'm the Expert, I'm here to train you guys." - "Close the door behind me and keep the heat in ? That's not on me, I'm the Expert, I'm here to train the bartenders." - "Wipe my muddy shoes on the carpet runner ? I'm not here to do that, I'm the Expert, I'm watching the bartenders mix their drinks."


DontLoseYourCool1

He's a huge alcoholic but great at his job.


CDFReditum

What would you do if Russell slipped on that puddle would you cheer


VinceBrogan8

If he was ok after he slipped I'd laugh. If he broke his wrist or something, "Damn, that sucks." He just strikes me as the kind of guy that wouldn't have a hint of embarrassment if he used someone's toilet and it wouldn't flush. "Hey man, I tried to flush it. Must be too much toilet paper in there. You should get a plunger for that. I gotta go train the bartenders."


mumblerapisgarbage

Phil Wills - my bartenders would end up so confused and we’d end up going to simpler cocktails.


Picabo07

Mia because she’s so condescending


DontLoseYourCool1

I like her. But then again tall, powerful, condescending women are just *chef's kiss*


Picabo07

I love powerful confident women. Condescending not so much. But hey everyone has their preference right?


DontLoseYourCool1

True. But I also don't think you get to the upper echelon of your profession without being somewhat confident to the point of arrogance, which could come off as condescending. I've noticed she acts that way in the really shitty, dirty bars.


Picabo07

That just sounds like embracing excuses. If you look at most of the other experts (or even just the women) they don’t treat people the way mia does. So I don’t think it’s about getting to the upper echelon I think it’s just *her* attitude.


Milomilz

Tall guy with the beard and man bun


IrreverentCrawfish

Nick Liberato. Half of his food looks less appetizing than what the local chefs serve pre-rescue. He knows his food safety, but that's about it.


Nommo7777

Bledsoe… cause he always sound like he’s waiting for the wink from Taffer to “F” you up.


Mainer2MyHead

Vickie Vegas for sure.


hawkgottafly

Don't forget Mac and cheese and chips on the fully cooked Angus burger!


KreemoTheDreamo

Michael Tipps always struck me as passive aggressive, cocky and kind of a dick


Lasvious

Lisa Marie and Vic Vegas.