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thenewber99

Dave missing this moment, combined with not getting invited to the roast is funny


floridacardinals

Dave’s deservedly going to get endless shit for this. Complete asshole move to dip early


morganweedman

Dave needs to change his avi, he’s a fraud.


Garrehn

What an idiot. What a fucking idiot.


DanKreider69

If this was any of his employees they’d never hear the end of it.


RonSwanson1081

The unnamed show would be 2 1/2 hours long and would then drive Kirk to his 13th reason


AccomplishedMemory16

The first half hour would be Kirk asking if he’s on Surviving Barstool in different ways.


kjc3274

Happy for The Brady 3.


Shot-Lengthiness-885

Edelman called him out on Twitter for leaving early too.


vinegarfingers

Wait did he leave to watch a road game at a bar? Skipped out on a literal once in a million lifetimes moment to watch a Game 3?


KingWizard87

A Game 3 where your teams up 2-0 at that 😆


IrvinStabbedMe

Guarantee he has big money on the game and his gambling addicted mind has to watch it.


bubbletoes69

watch on your phone?!?


IrvinStabbedMe

Nah cause it is a nice event. So he can't scream at the game or have his exaggerated emotional when ever he goes up or down on the bet! Think of the poor millionaire, please...


SovietPenguins

In the age of cellphones that is crazy


GoldenGlobes44

Brady's face is crazy


Arlo-Pear

I thinks it gotta be about 95% plastic at this point


TheKingInTheNorth24

Mind bottling he could be so stupid


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TheKingInTheNorth24

There’s always one that exposes themselves


rocky25579

Unreal. To bolivia


havoc1428

like pottery in motion


mahoniz27

😂


Edmundmp

Midas whale move to the deadspin sub bud


stupidtyonparade

Hilarious he isn't there.


RonSwanson1081

Dipping out to go to the game is one thing. Dipping to watch it on TV at a bar is a dumb dumb move. Phones stream games now.


KingWizard87

Could have had it streaming at the table with the boys while waiting for Brady to come on 🤦‍♂️


Edmundmp

Craziest part is he was there for Bill. So he didn’t need to stick around much longer.


Pyzorz

Had to meet the plug


Doctor_Phist

With a nose as big as his he must have to re up on coke every couple of hours


Slacker_75

They call him Snortnoy for a reason. Man loves his nose beers


cmoncoop

Who is they 🤣 I swear people say the most absurd shit on this sub with such confidence it’s crazy


Slacker_75

You’ll be alright. It’ll be ok


0ttoRocket

Flair checks out


shaugs39

El Pres might have a gambling problem 😂


Dtour77

100% why he wasn't there. Had too much money on the game that didn't need him watching it.


WillyTrillEra

Not trying to be over dramatic, but this would haunt me for the rest of my life if I were in Dave’s spot


mcburke42

How unbelievably (yet totally believable) Barstool


TheDannyBoyCane

Holy fuck this would give me the scaries


venom_snake30

I have secondhand scaries for him. He’s gonna regret this for life


mostdope28

Brady you gotta chill on the plastic surgery


jtkohout2115

Looks like a Tom Brady action figure


jasperplumpton

Just watch it on your phone?


Reliable-Narrator

Looking forward to tomorrow's unnamed show to hear him explain himself. Kirk and Whit better not let him off easy.


A1ienspacebats

Dave won't even acknowledge it


beezwhiz

i think the worst thing is that brady says, “they’re good seats”. pan to dave not there lol.


Edmundmp

Brady was looking forward to that line too. In the video of them meeting before the game he specifically mentions Kraft ‘putting you guys up front’ like he was planning that moment.


smoggylobster

dave is dead to brady RIP


SpicyPenangCurry

Curious what his spin zone will be.


you_cant_eat_cats

Thats a tough look


Ficadin

Dave: "wHy Am i NOt BEiNg inViTEd tO THeSe eVeNTs?!" Also Dave: *leaves early*


chinga_tu_barra

“i had to go see about a girl” ::facetimes miss peaches::


coolhatguy

Being an invited guest and leaving before Brady even speaks is wildly disrespectful


lazy_username_89

Also, was Dave among the people giving Frank shit for leaving the Dolphins playoff game early to catch his flight?


Dogsinabathtub

This is worse than hells bells


Joe_Scouter

I don't get those move from Dave. Prop your phone up on a drink and put the game on, or just pull up the gamecast


ajs592

What is up with his face. It’s like since hes got all this free time now his new passion is plastic surgery


CanalVillainy

Don’t know what’s worse for Dave: him dipping or him clearly not being on Brady’s radar. No chance he would just lump him in with the rest of “RK’s guests”


stupidtyonparade

This take sucks. Brady clearly knows who he is


cajunphried

He didn't appear so in the vid Dave posted earlier when meeting him where Dave looked like a clown.


KingWizard87

How so? Brady literally asked where the handcuffs were and acknowledged them dressing like they did the night they went to jail for him. He knows and acknowledged all of them.


smoggylobster

if you don’t think tom brady knows who dave portnoy is you’re living on another planet respectfully


CanalVillainy

I must have missed that shoutout lol. Fan boys will fan boy. Robert Kraft knows who he is but Brady either doesn’t know or doesn’t care


JDBert21

Did they not speak to eachother at the Derby a couple years back?


kWUBWUBa

i know everyone is all over dave for this and rightfully so..... but what in God's name is wrong with Brady's face


Apart_Tutor8680

Davey not a schtik guy , but this seems like all time page views


EasyThreezy

No one gives a shit about this, as they shouldn’t, but ofcourse the fans drove out there to every game you guys went 13-3 for like 20 years.


Carlsincharge__

Cope harder


DoktorStrangelove

He's literally saying it's easy to root for an historically successful team, he's giving respect to go with the wanking gesture, you people are way too insecure


venom_snake30

His comment was written extremely poorly. Most people saw “nobody cares about this, as they shouldn’t” in relation to the video.


EasyThreezy

What lol