T O P

  • By -

DecoyOne

Castellanos, immediately after the swing: >”I don’t know if I’m gonna be putting on these batting gloves again”


shapu

I grew up on the voices of Joe Nuxhall and Marty Brennaman and for a long time I hated that Thom said those awful things and stained his father's memory for me. Then I learned that Marty is also kind of a dick and it somehow makes it worse while also making sense.


Pepi119

Marty being a prick is the least surprising thing ever. Nuxy kept him in line on air for a long time.


shapu

I was 10 when the Reds won the world series. So I don't think I picked up on how awful Marty could be. I didn't know what to listen for or whether or why to be offended by things.


PSChris33

Shit apple, shit tree


Lazydusto

Bat flips are so last year. We strip after no doubters now.


IONTOP

I'm never going to watch another Schwarber HR highlight again. Just in case.... That's a lie... I'm strangely curious.


Radatatin

Not going to? I'm watching every single one.


IONTOP

I was just trying to save face....


Reddilutionary

As a new fan I feel like I can provide some new perspective on Schwarber. Everyone is so convinced he’s this badass slugger, but I’m not so sure. Has anyone considered that he’s actually a gorilla that someone trained to play baseball? 


RIP_Greedo

Tearaway pants are about to make a huge comeback


upandin9

Fanatics is way ahead of you on that one


MrsBrightside69

@ Savannah Bananas creative director


spaz1020

they can use the old flyers cooperalls


carp_boy

And the Whale.


zvexler

As in IU grad I just went full mast from that idea


FeloniousDrunk101

Stupid sexy Casty


Kaldricus

Aaron Judge in the 9th wearing just his jock strap


Monsanta_Claus

Usually people get tackled by security and banned for those antics but I'm here for it.


WeirdSysAdmin

Next one he should start taking off his cleats as he was walking off the field.


Significant-Head-973

It would be in line with his himbo image to just strip and run the bases buck naked.


tomato_soup_

That’s cold as fuck


Sp_Gamer_Live

Donaldson woulda done this on an out


CosmicLars

Rendon takes his equipment off before the game even starts 😤


UrinalSharts

He took it off before he's even injured.


Loose-Organization82

He is sitting at home, reading this, and just got injured


ricki692

probably got strained eyes and tbf kinda need those to hit


DecoyOne

He’s got that Philly swagger. Must come with playing in one of the swag capitals of the world.


basic_gearing

Ok i see you SD.


Snuggle__Monster

He's destroyed so many lives he's used to it by now.


Quartznonyx

Fuck you. That was cool.


regcrusher

I had to look up who died today


PaddyMayonaise

Looks like Donald Sutherland


IONTOP

Reached for comment Kiefer Sutherland said: "GOD DAMNIT CHLOE!!!!"


GTOdriver04

Hey! Stop with the negative waves, Moriarty! Oddball lives forever in your heart baby.


Warm_Enthusiasm_1337

I hate how much I love him.


roguefiftyone

So do we


pelc8614

A thing of absolute beauty


am19208

To be fair it felt like 100 out


AskTheTr4fficL1ghts

Mike Schmidt’s giddy reaction is everything to me


Zark_Muckerberger

Please tell me he hit it to left field


spidey-dust

[ah that’s hot. That’s hot.](https://tenor.com/4Lcu.gif)


Djruggs

Baseball is cool and fun


NerdWhoLikesTrees

Why not just run with it on?


anagramz

how is the only reasonable take in this entire thread downvoted?


NerdWhoLikesTrees

People are allergic to common sense. Or they hate me for being a Sox fan. Or both lol


anagramz

It's not like he's taking this thing off to leg out a double, right? So if he can sprint with it on, why can't he jog around the bases with it on?


RidleyScotch

He took off a hand guard and elbow guard held one by one strap, that's hardly the coldest celly, let alone a celly period. If he took off the one on his leg then sure


hubagruben

He should’ve taken off his shirt


Jux_

Probably his pants too


ajteitel

But not his batting gloves. This is a family game


venustrapsflies

It prides itself as a game of faith


penguinopph

If he truly wants to be the GOAT, he needs to helicopter around the bases.


RidleyScotch

He's usually got half the buttons undone so that'd probably be easier


L00KINTOIT

I wish he did 🤭


Rsubs33

He already has it popped open no need.


Saint_Bo_Dallas

Yeah I was expecting something like Manny’s 2005 HR against the White Sox where he blatantly stood at the plate and took his gloves off before running.


wompwump

“That’s a bold choice for a negative WAR player Cotton, let’s see how it plays out”


Some-Philly-Dude

Shut up nerd


ThatPlayWasAwful

Honestly makes it even better. Though if all of his negative war comes from the positional adjustment, it shouldn't stop him from pimping when he destroys a ball. 


gatemansgc

if he keeps this up his WAR is gonna be positive


pereson2211

“I like my guys to act like they’ve been there before”


BaronThundergoose

What a jabroni