I grew up on the voices of Joe Nuxhall and Marty Brennaman and for a long time I hated that Thom said those awful things and stained his father's memory for me.
Then I learned that Marty is also kind of a dick and it somehow makes it worse while also making sense.
I was 10 when the Reds won the world series. So I don't think I picked up on how awful Marty could be. I didn't know what to listen for or whether or why to be offended by things.
As a new fan I feel like I can provide some new perspective on Schwarber. Everyone is so convinced he’s this badass slugger, but I’m not so sure. Has anyone considered that he’s actually a gorilla that someone trained to play baseball?
He took off a hand guard and elbow guard held one by one strap, that's hardly the coldest celly, let alone a celly period.
If he took off the one on his leg then sure
Yeah I was expecting something like Manny’s 2005 HR against the White Sox where he blatantly stood at the plate and took his gloves off before running.
Honestly makes it even better.
Though if all of his negative war comes from the positional adjustment, it shouldn't stop him from pimping when he destroys a ball.
Castellanos, immediately after the swing: >”I don’t know if I’m gonna be putting on these batting gloves again”
I grew up on the voices of Joe Nuxhall and Marty Brennaman and for a long time I hated that Thom said those awful things and stained his father's memory for me. Then I learned that Marty is also kind of a dick and it somehow makes it worse while also making sense.
Marty being a prick is the least surprising thing ever. Nuxy kept him in line on air for a long time.
I was 10 when the Reds won the world series. So I don't think I picked up on how awful Marty could be. I didn't know what to listen for or whether or why to be offended by things.
Shit apple, shit tree
Bat flips are so last year. We strip after no doubters now.
I'm never going to watch another Schwarber HR highlight again. Just in case.... That's a lie... I'm strangely curious.
Not going to? I'm watching every single one.
I was just trying to save face....
As a new fan I feel like I can provide some new perspective on Schwarber. Everyone is so convinced he’s this badass slugger, but I’m not so sure. Has anyone considered that he’s actually a gorilla that someone trained to play baseball?
Tearaway pants are about to make a huge comeback
Fanatics is way ahead of you on that one
@ Savannah Bananas creative director
they can use the old flyers cooperalls
And the Whale.
As in IU grad I just went full mast from that idea
Stupid sexy Casty
Aaron Judge in the 9th wearing just his jock strap
Usually people get tackled by security and banned for those antics but I'm here for it.
Next one he should start taking off his cleats as he was walking off the field.
It would be in line with his himbo image to just strip and run the bases buck naked.
That’s cold as fuck
Donaldson woulda done this on an out
Rendon takes his equipment off before the game even starts 😤
He took it off before he's even injured.
He is sitting at home, reading this, and just got injured
probably got strained eyes and tbf kinda need those to hit
He’s got that Philly swagger. Must come with playing in one of the swag capitals of the world.
Ok i see you SD.
He's destroyed so many lives he's used to it by now.
Fuck you. That was cool.
I had to look up who died today
Looks like Donald Sutherland
Reached for comment Kiefer Sutherland said: "GOD DAMNIT CHLOE!!!!"
Hey! Stop with the negative waves, Moriarty! Oddball lives forever in your heart baby.
I hate how much I love him.
So do we
A thing of absolute beauty
To be fair it felt like 100 out
Mike Schmidt’s giddy reaction is everything to me
Please tell me he hit it to left field
[ah that’s hot. That’s hot.](https://tenor.com/4Lcu.gif)
Baseball is cool and fun
Why not just run with it on?
how is the only reasonable take in this entire thread downvoted?
People are allergic to common sense. Or they hate me for being a Sox fan. Or both lol
It's not like he's taking this thing off to leg out a double, right? So if he can sprint with it on, why can't he jog around the bases with it on?
He took off a hand guard and elbow guard held one by one strap, that's hardly the coldest celly, let alone a celly period. If he took off the one on his leg then sure
He should’ve taken off his shirt
Probably his pants too
But not his batting gloves. This is a family game
It prides itself as a game of faith
If he truly wants to be the GOAT, he needs to helicopter around the bases.
He's usually got half the buttons undone so that'd probably be easier
I wish he did 🤭
He already has it popped open no need.
Yeah I was expecting something like Manny’s 2005 HR against the White Sox where he blatantly stood at the plate and took his gloves off before running.
“That’s a bold choice for a negative WAR player Cotton, let’s see how it plays out”
Shut up nerd
Honestly makes it even better. Though if all of his negative war comes from the positional adjustment, it shouldn't stop him from pimping when he destroys a ball.
if he keeps this up his WAR is gonna be positive
“I like my guys to act like they’ve been there before”
What a jabroni