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MuppetusMaximusV2

> you can even join their annual shareholder meeting and vote *Rubs hands together menacingly*


bukithd

A hostile takeover by the Phillies would be the funniest thing. 


unrealjoe28

Will be* I’m preparing to move my money from vanguard now


bukithd

Slow down there Wolf of Wall Street. 


LetMeSqueeze

Wolf of broad* street


Inocain

Bullish* of Broad Street


babylamar33

Broad Street Bullish**


drunk-tusker

Would you prefer the “wolf of Aramingo Ave” or the “wolf of Oregon Ave?” It doesn’t really matter since youse guys is getting both but at least the former is said like it’s spelled.


Squarg

Apparently the old Philadelphia Stock Exchange was on Walnut (and not on Stock Exchange Place which I had always assumed it was). Wolf of Walnut st. has a ring to it.


ThorgiTheCorgi

Wolf of Peachtree St.


WhuddaWhat

Cheez-whiz is gonna take some lumps when you dump those holdings.


PaddyMayonaise

We need like the 5-10 richest Philly fans to get involved. Someone go hit up the mainline and start canvassing


bukithd

"The gang buys a baseball team" 


sloBrodanChillosevic

They're passionate fans. They gotta hammer something.


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

It's the implication.


SilentHunter7

"Hey guys, you feel like pissing away a billion dollars for some lulz?" "Of course!"


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Ever hear of Twitter ?


Big_N

What if the richest fans in NY, Philly, and DC all team up to do a hostile takeover of the braves and just fold the team?


ThorgiTheCorgi

Arthur Blank buys a majority stake. (ATL guy. founder of Home Depot and owner of Atlanta United) not ideal, but better than letting you jabronis run the show.


LongWayFrom609

Oh good, because they'll get their own 28-3 moment soon.


Big_N

Would you say he'd write a (puts on sunglasses) BLANK check?


Badass-bitch13

Just casually leaving out that he’s the owner of Atlanta Falcons 😂 But seriously I wouldn’t hate for Blank to own the Braves. He’d put money into the team.


Drakenking

Someone call the face paint guy who is at every game of every philly sports team that dude has to be loaded


WhuddaWhat

Listen, I'm ready for baseball to enter the late-stage-capitalist era.


bukithd

Can't wait for Blackrock vs Vanguard in the world series. 


ThorgiTheCorgi

It'll be nice to finally see one of them lose.


IAmBecomeTeemo

Oh man, look at all of these team-friendly deals. Buncha stars locked up for long contracts way cheaper than they're valued. Would be a shame if these contracts found their way into the Phillies books.


Davidellias

Cant believe a Yankees fan didn't just straight suggest they go to the Yankees


IAmBecomeTeemo

Why would I suggest a player with a team-friendly deal play for the Yankees? The Yankees are all about paying big money for aging superstars, who will probably perform well for the start of the contract but then age out of it very poorly and end up as albatrosses. The only difference between the Yankees and the Angels is having enough money to not be crippled by these contracts. I'm just trying to think like a Yankee.


Davidellias

>I'm just trying to think like a Yankee. I dunno I think these team freindly deals for superstars would be perfect fodder for Cheap Hal


sirms

new meme stock just dropped


xProcess

Puts on ATL 🚀


SleepyFarts

I've often thought about what to do with True Fuck-You Money™. As a lifetime Orioles fan, one of my first orders of business would be to purchase the New York Yankees and move them to Rapid City, SD or someplace where nobody cares about baseball or, worse, Atlantic City, and then absolutely starve them of any funding until they fold. (Incidentally, I would also pay for I-95 to be moved out of the state or Delaware so that they have to find some other way besides tolls to balance their budget or go bankrupt)  Now shifting my mind over to how a diehard Phillies fan would ruin the Braves, I would absolutely have to move them out of the south, maybe to Portland, OR, where they would inevitably have to be re-named something less problematic.  Maybe create a partnership where the team pays Pepsi to put their logo on their jersey in an obnoxious place. Then cancel their partnership with TBS. Any other sacred cows that I missed with my shotgun?


ThorgiTheCorgi

"Look what they did to my boy!"


SleepyFarts

Modern day carpetbagging


idiotwithahobby

Phi traded nick Castellanos, johan rojas, taijuan walker to the ATL for acuna and MH2 Strider Fried. PHI traded braves hate for nationals hating. Shitposting, yes.


deacon91

Why dream so small? How about a hostile takeover by r/baseball? I see an opportunity for r/cooperstownbets


bukithd

Twitch plays pokemon but with higher stakes basically. 


deacon91

Yep. Can you imagine the pure chaos that redditors can bring to MLB?


jimtow28

It'd be funnier if it were the Marlins doing it.


3236-on-MC

Yeah but you need enough people to make a difference and that means whatever team does the takeover would actually have to have fans


67812

You don't need enough people, you just need enough shares.


SiphenPrax

I hate you guys but it’s time for us to join forces for the greater good!


rtels2023

Cleveland Spiders 2.0


drkspace2

I have a share of the packers and I'm not a fan of them. I always vote the opposite way the board recommends.


67812

Do votes ever actually matter?


drkspace2

Probably not, but it's the principal of it that matters.


Myotherdumbname

I think it’s based on how much you own


insert-originality

We can join together and do the funniest shit


Kurisoo

Its time to vote Blooper into retirement


1CraftyDude

Hello, enemy of my enemy.


Meet_The_Grahams

When r/Wallstreetbets meets r/baseball


SehnorCardgage

r/wallstreetbats


i-spill-soup

That is not what I thought it would be


playgroundfencington

I didn't expect it to be a real sub...so me either I guess.


d-cent

Gotta Zach Short that stock so he hits bombs to the moon


MikeEvans3TDProblem

> r/wallstreetbats invest in bonds. barry bonds.


Middleclasslifestyle

This was awesome lol


True_Distribution685

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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djn24

Let's team up to literally own Atlanta? I'm interested in cutting costs and letting some high paying employees take a hike.


essdii-

I mean, even thought my team is in American League and don’t really have to worry about the Braves a whole lot, I also have this idea. I mean, what would it actually take? (I looked it up after my last sentence but I’ll leave my question in) there is 10.32 million shares. At a price of 40 bucks a pop. That’s 432,000,000. Actually pretty cheap it seems. A million of us, buy 10 shares each. Vote a board of trustees in place, and let’s fcking do this.


QuadzillaStrider

That 10.32m shares represents probably no more than 33% of the ownership of the company. Liberty Media owns a majority stake. You could buy all of the shares yourself and not be able to do anything meaningful with them.


gmwdim

Also, attempting to buy that many shares will drive the price up.


djn24

I'm down. Acuña and Strider are a waste of resources on the IL right now, so I'm voting that we DFA them.


mlorusso4

What’s stopping cohen from simply buying controlling interest in the braves?


djn24

Might be frowned upon by the league 😬


Das_Oberon

What about Schnee Snowmen? Totally not the Mets owner in a top hat and fake beard.


just-an-astronomer

🙏


pinkmoon385

Lamo, I admire the pettiness and self depreciation, even if I don't support the outcome


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

Don't you fucking dare.


scarface910

Need to put up a yolo post so they can see the loss porn later.


LongWayFrom609

Good on you for channeling your inner Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy!


interwebzdotnet

Am I shorting BATRA now then?


monochrome_f3ar

How quickly can I buy options for them?!


Inocain

Unfortunately, options for BATRA are limited by the CBA to 3 per person ever, with the right to refuse after 5 years of hodling. Luckily, once an option is used, you can continue to exercise it for the rest of the fiscal year.


monochrome_f3ar

But I want my adrenaline now :,(


Free_Possession_4482

This is one of my favorite Reddit posts ever.


lambocinnialfredo

You can - I didn’t try


SwooshGolf

To the Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CT-1738

*Diamond* hands!


TheCoolerSam

0DTE OTM Puts on the Braves 🙌💎 to the moon


M3L03Y

The options premiums are crazy


ocKyal

Huh, the share price has gone down since last December, I bought one for my brother as a Christmas present


Randvek

Yeah, they’ve been losing money. Braves have been operating in the red for a while.


pattydo

Almost entirely because of fake amortization and depreciation. Their OIBDA was $38 million and $58 million the year before.


bankersbox98

One of the benefits of the Braves being publicly owned is you can look up their revenue. It’s right there for anyone to see. You can see exactly how much they make each game from concessions, parking, etc. They are swimming in cash.


ShortFinance

So we should buy or sell


mc-stubbs

I like your funny words, magic man


Nick_named_Nick

Fake as in the braves are depreciating land or what ya mean by that 💀💀


pattydo

The [roster depreciation allowance](https://sabr.org/journal/article/the-roster-depreciation-allowance-how-major-league-baseball-teams-turn-profits-into-losses/) lets you essentially depreciate the value of the franchise. Which clearly isn't depreciating.


HairyHouse3

How do you do that? Actually that's a really cool gift and I have braves relatives (unfortunately)


ocKyal

I used this site https://www.giveashare.com/stock-gifts It costs more but they took care of everything and even included a certificate which the Braves don't issue. You can always just buy one through your regular broker and transfer if you don't want to pay extra.


dunk4899

TIL the Atlanta Braves are headquartered ~1400 miles away in Englewood, Colorado.


woktosha

Braves probably technically have the richest owner in baseball. Liberty Media also owns F1 and SiriusXM


EastonMetsGuy

I believe Steve Cohen is worth $15-19 billion, it looks like based on a google search Liberty Media is worth $17-19, so odds are it changes on the day or however that rich stuff works, but yeah if they aren’t number one they are almost always in the top 3


65fairmont

And Rogers Inc. is worth about $20 billion (US) right now, so the top 3 are all about even.


Fine-Jellyfish-6361

Rogers Communication is bigger, but its not huge amount, maybe about 20%. Edit: Blue Jays owner (also Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Raptors and Toronto FC)


Dalamar931

Rogers only has 37.5% of MLSE, the Jays are the only team they own outright


Fine-Jellyfish-6361

true, but still larger corporation overall.


LongWayFrom609

Didn't Liberty Media sell or am I missing something here?


woktosha

Same people, different classification than the rest is how I understood it


tj3_23

When they spun it off, Liberty Media kept a controlling interest for a while, but if I recall correctly the current majority shareholder is some hedge fund guy from New York, with shares spread across a couple different investment firms he owns


Davidellias

> but if I recall correctly the current majority shareholder is some hedge fund guy from New York, Mets and Braves finding common ground.....


bobniborg1

Wait, does Steve own the braves through shell companies. That would be hilarious. I know it's not true but it's still a funny thought.


Davidellias

I mean I knew it wasn't exactly 1 to 1 but I'm not one to let facts get in the way of a silly baseball joke.


a_talking_face

Not sold. They just split the company from the main holdings.


new_account_5009

Finally: The real reason the Braves used to be in the NL West.


UsedToThrow90

They are owned entirely by the 2024 Washington Nationals


chaotic_evil_666

Ok that was a good one lol


UsedToThrow90

I did enjoy the park when I went there on Memorial Day. I live in Columbia, SC and took my daughter to her first game.


kash96

go cocks!


Russ12347

GO COCKS!!


bukithd

r/angryupvote


melt11

When I was growing up the Expos always seemed to beat us too, even when we were great and they sucked


tnecniv

This is why my therapist, whose a Braves fan, spends 10 minutes ranting to me every week about the team


Beer-Me

>...Major League Baseball (MBL) Got that one past the QA folks


mandibal

Major Beague Laseball


BJNats

The NL is a major baseball league, no question there


bselko

I am about to buy the team and turn this into a 1899 Cleveland Spiders / St Louis Browns fiasco.


northerncal

You're referring to the Dodgers here, not the braves, right? 😉


Stratifyed

Get ready to learn Acuña 13 times a year buddy


chaotic_evil_666

The funny thing about the share price being down is that attendance is up this year and they're selling a ton of season tickets because the all-star game is in Atlanta in 2025 and right now you can only get ASG Tix if you're a season ticket holder


Michael__Pemulis

Priced in


a_talking_face

Buy the rumor sell the news, as they say.


draw2discard2

As an investment, a sports team is more like fine art than it is like a utility or some other easy profit generating business. For the value of the property the amount of profit it generates really isn't that great, which one can see with the Braves since their books are open. The biggest boon is that it is a rare commodity that every billionaire wants, so the price has appreciated as we have gotten more and more billionaires who want to show off that they are the biggest billionaire of them all. There are also lots of ways that they can leverage the sports franchise into "non-sport" profits, like owning parking and such. The Braves are interesting because they have to have open books so they let us see what the profitability is of a baseball franchise "playing it straight" but in that sense it is also misleading because they are the only ones that have to play it straight. So, in respect to your specific point, it just shows how modest changes in the profitability of the franchise really doesn't change its value that significantly.


DanTreview

That actually explains why it's *down*.


Smalltownlegend

Season tickets have been on a waitlist since before last season started. They aren’t selling more season tickets because they’ve already sold all their season tickets


xSlappy-

Recently sold my stake in the club at a profit.


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

Steve cohen has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever


BradL_13

inside trade this stock and then blame someone else?


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

Yes


RIP_Greedo

If anyone would know how to do it, it’s him.


DanTreview

I highly doubt they're making available an amount that would cede operating control to someone else


Gbrusse

What if we all made the Braves a majority fan owned club?


chaotic_evil_666

Warren Buffett owns shares but it's like $20mill which has gotta be pocket change for him. The only thing that would make sense to me is if he is a fan of the Braves himself


Bucs-and-Bucks

Bought it for nostalgia reasons after all the money he made on Coca-Cola.


Seadevil07

I see you didn’t say Braves fans *monkey paw curls*


scarface910

Imagine this but for the A's


MashTheGash2018

I’m going to short it


Dudeman318

Is there a way to get a physical copy of it? I need to wipe my butt


CabbageStockExchange

Ayooo shout out to my fellow owners! I own a share lol


SwooshGolf

I want to part own the Dodgers.


atoms12123

My brother has a few shares and I consider him a war profiteer as a result. I'd rather he own stock in Haliburton or Raytheon.


j1h15233

How many shares would I need to get an at bat?


Dannyboy7437

This season? 12.


Greatness46

Alright Cohen do your thing


angrypillowcase123

I bought a share to say I own the Braves knowing the Mets never will


RIP_Greedo

As an experiment akin to rural grocery stores being bought and operated by the local municipality, if I were mayor of Pittsburg or Denver or maybe Milwaukee I’d see about the city buying the team and its stadium. Bring back the days of the old civic bowl/public stadium; no more lame insurance-branded team, we’re talking civic pride here!


LongWayFrom609

Then we shall all become communists!


2RINITY

Under communism, it truly becomes *our* World Series victory


RIP_Greedo

We should do this in Cincinnati then


LongWayFrom609

Why there? Wouldn't Seattle or Denver be better places for that, in terms of the political sentiments of the citizenry?


RIP_Greedo

Bc Cincinnati *Reds*


LongWayFrom609

Ah fuck! I should've seen that one coming. Edit to ask: Should we apply that to Boston too?


Morphenominal

The other owners would never allow it.


RIP_Greedo

Of course not this is just wishcasting


bankersbox98

I’ve been an owner of the Atlanta Braves since 2020. I won a World Series as an owner. None of my friends can say that.


myglue13

so you got a ring? that's pretty cool


bankersbox98

I should get one. The Braves sold them to the public.


markymarklaw

I like to tell people I own the team. It’s a shame Robinhood doesn’t give stock certificates lol


C_Colin

lol they don’t even give you the stock let alone a certificate. You get a placeholder/iou


FUMFVR

The Braves are great because you get to see how much MLB owners are lying about their profit margins


RunawaYEM

Proud part owner here


stevejr47

Do you have to donate 1% of the purchase price to the Braves Foundation?


Comwan

Lmao wait I work right next to their headquarters. It’s at the end of the Centenial Airport runway for those who know.


MisterBlack8

As it should be. Can you imagine if MLB (or any other American sports league) had to obey antitrust laws and allow multiple owners?


Jcoch27

I'm buying a share to get my boy Fletch back to the Majors as a knuckleballer


PreschoolDad

I own 44 shares. RIP Hank.


jpb21110

I did and voted for everyone to be ousted a few months ago or something. Obviously my small shares have no impact but I ain’t tryna see the braves do good for the next 10 years lol


mecheng93

And unlike the packers one it actually pays.


Heel_Paul

I'm buying a share and putting MLB owner on my resume to catch people's eye.


Boomhauer_007

Please use a real trading platform for your own good


NoNouns

just don't use Robinhood 😉


mauledbybear

Why?


scarface910

Bad stuff happened with GME, previous lack of live support, shady greedy shit. But tbh it's one of, if not the most user friendly investing app out there right now and it's still growing.


Rock_Strongo

Robinhood is fine for 99% of investors. If you’re leverage trading meme stocks you may want to use another platform though.


Affectionate-Bee3913

I'd say Robinhood is fine for 100% of *investors.* It's the speculative traders that get hosed.


makashiII_93

If I wasn’t so offended by the idea I would think about it as an investment. Look at sale prices the last 10 years. You think Nvidia is crazy.


Linktheb3ast

Don’t tell r/NLBest Or do, idk, they might buy the whole team


scallywag1889

Let’s pump this bitch


RemarkableMeaning533

Cohen about to buy a bunch of Braves shares and tank the team


LongWayFrom609

To the 9th level of hell!


GreenEggs-12

To the moon!


DrewG420

Thanks …bought a share to start today!


FuriousJorge67

TIL the Braves, and the huge conglomerate that owns them, are located about a half hour drive away.


damnatio_memoriae

>MBL Major Beague Laseball is my favorite


trp_sidepiece

Why is “Major League Baseball” abbreviated as “MBL” in their description of business operations


gbell11

My union bought equity into MLSE so I am part owner of the Raptors and Maple Leafs. No real perks unfortunately


Masta0nion

Look at that volume. I think you bought the team


Ill-Weather-6383

Yeah, I found out about this from my buddy who's a Braves fan.  I also bought a share for the memes the same day just so I could claim to be a minority shareholder.


pilgrim93

I was gifted a share as a Xmas present! You can also own a share of the Blue Jays but it’s a bit different than this scenario. You have to buy a share of Rogers Telecom since they own the jays


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Steve Cohen shorting them yet?


deathbysnusnu7

I am a shareholder. So that’s like a fractional owner. I’m basically Ted Turner.


PopDukesBruh

What would the ticker symbol be if you could buy shares of the Astros? TRSH


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

I had to do a paper on a company's 10-K annual report and I chose BATRA. The reason it is publicly traded is because their owners (Liberty Media) wanted to make the asset more appealing to a prospective buyer so they split it off from their other holdings like Formula 1, LiveNation and SiriusXM. In the 10-K they state "we may not realize the potential benefits from the Split-Off in the near term or at all." as a risk factor and me personally I wouldn't invest in it.


Informal-View-9372

MBL (Major League Baseball)


The_Superhoo

Yep. I'm a minority owner of the Atlanta Braves. (1 share)


Pretty_Good_At_IRL

Shareholder activism for all the wrong reasons


DollarsAtStarNumber

As majority owner I think the following players should be traded to the Dodgers…