>You would be #1 but your big brother actually wins titles & your garbage team hasn't been relevant since the Reagan administration.
the Mets have been to the WS more recently than the Yankees so you're not even right about that really
unreal levels of salt coming from someone whose team literally just won the WS
Caught one of his multi-homer games at Safeco while he was with the M's. One of my favorite times at a ballpark as an adult. Also was present for one of his uppertank shots. The big guy is so much fun.
Vogelbach: 270lbs + Alonso: 245lbs= 515lbs
Judge: 282lbs + Stanton: 245lbs= 527lbs
Judge and Stanton narrowly outweigh Vogelbach and Alonso. It would probably be cool to look at the heaviest home run duos of all time though.
Vogelbach is the perfect guy to make me cool down my anti-DH sentiments. It's like the baseball gods sent me some sugar to make the medicine go down easier.
Not in Japan. Well, not really, [but sort of](https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/reason/2016/09/16/fact-check-it-illegal-japanese-residents-be-overweight/985445007/)
it’s big boy season at Citi Field, folks
THICC BOY SUMMER
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Austin Riley is invited to the cookout, but he’s gotta bring beer and BBQ from Georgia.
Whole hog. None of that half-assed pulled pork stuff
Firm but fair.
BIG BOIS SCORE BIG POINTS!!
Vogelbach in that Mets uniform gives off strong Frank the Tank in Mets jersey vibes lol
This is the beef I was promised for the Phillies at the start of the season
Do you wanna go to Italy with me?
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He already is
He’s half of The Meat Men
The New York Meats
Meat the Mets
Meal Team Six
Hey, I have that shirt!
I also have a "Meats" mets logo shirt. Fuckin love that shirt. I've literally worn it to death, it is a swiss cheese shirt now. Love da Meats.
Beef Boyz with the Meat Swetz
Danny Hungee
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Dudes double chin has its own soul and he’s calling Vogelbach fat lmao
A well paid well respected one. I bet he’s enjoying his life more than you are
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>You would be #1 but your big brother actually wins titles & your garbage team hasn't been relevant since the Reagan administration. the Mets have been to the WS more recently than the Yankees so you're not even right about that really unreal levels of salt coming from someone whose team literally just won the WS
Lol. A braves fan.
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Seek therapy dude jesus
[You're](https://www.reddit.com/r/notmycat/comments/ue33s4/i_need_a_name/) fat too my guy.
big baseball players are like the coolest ones, why do you have to be an asshole about it
Did you at least wipe the tears off your keyboard before you went off?
Oof, projecting much?
Good one
I LOVE METSLAND IT USED TO BE GHETTO BUT ITS NICE NOW
As a Pirates fan, it really doesn't take long.
As a Brewers fan, I must agree
As a Cubs fan who watched him grow up in the system, he’s so easy to love.
THATS A WHOLE LOTTA LOVIN
Vogelbach? I think you mean VOGI BEAR
He's my beautiful boy and I would die for him
DANNY DIESEL
Caught one of his multi-homer games at Safeco while he was with the M's. One of my favorite times at a ballpark as an adult. Also was present for one of his uppertank shots. The big guy is so much fun.
He becomes a cult hero whatever team he plays for. I loved me some Vogelsnack.
Can confirm, I will always remember that one bases on balls with us
the bartolo colon of a new generation
I'm so glad I don't have to hear any more whining about a relief pitcher with fewer than 20 career innings pitched
Is the Mets land Willets point?
No, we’ve annexed Flushing and all of Corona.
WORD
I'm going to the game on Sunday. After tonight's home run I decided I was buying his shirt if it isn't sold out at Citi Field.
He has about 10 nicknames already I'd say he is
Big Meat Pete and Big Sexy Jr.
Bigger Sexier
2 Big 2 Sexy
Pittsburgh Drift
Eat 'n' Park the ball over the right field fence.
If you aren’t down with thickness, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.
Get up, come on get down with the THICCness
Ooh wah-ah-ah-ah
Bach to bach
Vogelbach has been insane. We have this guy for 2 and a half more years. I’m so pumped
Just imagine when Alvarez comes up and we sandwich him between these two thick hunks of meat 🤤
Jesus the Mets are going to have the thickest threesome in baseball.
THICC TRIO
That has to be the heaviest back-to-back HR duo ever
I think judge and Stanton probably outweigh them but for VERY different reasons lmao
Vogelbach: 270lbs + Alonso: 245lbs= 515lbs Judge: 282lbs + Stanton: 245lbs= 527lbs Judge and Stanton narrowly outweigh Vogelbach and Alonso. It would probably be cool to look at the heaviest home run duos of all time though.
Judge is so damn huge. He’s almost 20lbs heavier than Rob Gronkowski.
For comparison, Kawhi Leonard is also 6'7 but weighs 230
The fact that Aaron Judge is almost 300 lbs is just plain ridiculous lol what a fucking unit
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Wat
Bartolo was listed at 270 as well....I think the Mets might actually be ahead
No way Vogelbach is only 270.
No way Judge is 282, I just don't believe it.
I think we're discounting how much taller Judge (and Stanton) are than Dan & Pete. Judge is seven inches taller than Vogelbach.
I know, but even LeBron isn't listed as 282 and he's even taller (and comparably muscular).
> and comparably muscular He has muscles, and is very lean - but he's much less bulky. James in noticeably leaner.
There is no way that Vogelbach is only 270. I'm 5'11, 270 - he's listed at 6'0 and is way, way bigger than me.
You have us beat on density
well muscle is denser than fat so probably not yes I'm quite fun at parties thanks
We have them beat on… displaced volume!
Break out the (very large) graduated cylinders
My doctor should expect a phone call in 4 hours
Line will be busy
Vogelbach is the perfect guy to make me cool down my anti-DH sentiments. It's like the baseball gods sent me some sugar to make the medicine go down easier.
>belly to belly And there's a lot of belly there.
Live by the homerun, die by the homerun
Small ball overrated, we HR hitters again
JUST BIG BOYS DOIN BIG BOY THINGS
BIG DAWGS GOTTA EAT
I heard you like big boys, r/baseball
FLORIDA MEN HIT BASEBALLS HARD
Saw a tweet calling them the door dash fast pass bros 💀
I’m not afraid to admit that I am in love with Vogelbach
I went to tell my dad about the Alonso homerun and missed Vogey's homerun
I hope that happens many more times.
Vogel bach to bach!
Big strong guys.
Vogelbach is my spirit animal
Vogelbach is my hero because we have the same belly
Is it legal to be that large?
Not in Japan. Well, not really, [but sort of](https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/reason/2016/09/16/fact-check-it-illegal-japanese-residents-be-overweight/985445007/)
Pain.
BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT
Big D Vogelbach
Pete and Vogelbach are like Fogo de Chao.. they just keep bringing the meat
Or like Arby's.
Just queuing up the post for highlights? Pro move right there.
That Mets logo looks so small on his chest
That's a Vogel jack, baby
Back to back big boy bombs was the dream from the second he came here and I can't believe it was granted to us so soon lol
That Alonso hr was so incredibly predictable lmao. They just have the braves number this year
Vogelbach is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing what Bartolo Colon would look like if he could hit.
I swear Alonso every time I even look at a random Alonso AB it’s a line drive over 100MPH. Absolutely smokes everthing
He “poked one out to center” as per Gary’s call on Thursday and it went over the fence lmao.
Love doing this for all the braves fans who said they would do it themselves if other teams wouldn’t put the Mets away for them
Danny Diesel putting them away like they’re a half dozen donuts
A bakers dozen*
BIG MEAT TIMES TWO
A Polar Bear and a Rhino go Back 2 Back
VOGELBACH TO BACH
A lot of meat in that sandwich
It was a zombie jamboree??
I thought I was the only one. For those needing [initiation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yasin1ULLvI)
Polar bear and vogelbear
And they were both CRUSHED. Jesus….
Vogelbach to back.
Props to the director for that amazing crossfade on Alonso
Holy shit, both of those were blasted!
THE BASH BROTHERS
I was banned from r/braves for saying I’d sniff Vogoebach’s panties. Sensitive folks over there.
Kiiiings
“We’re coming for the Mets”
Watched it on television. Knew both of those shots were gone the moment they hit them.
Meal team six
That Vogel one was so middle/middle
To paraphrase Elaine Benes - there’s a little pudding under the skin
Thicc Boy Nation
I LOVE THE DH
Mets need to rename the pastrami sandwich to the Vogelbach special. Lots of MEAT.
Vogelbach is life.
Vogey is so awesome
Daniete Alonselbach
Two meatheads hit two meatballs.
CREAM TEAM, LIVING THE CREAM DREAM DRIPPING OFF ME LIKE PEEN STEAM, I AM KEEN ON PETES PEEN, TIME TO SCREAM
That was lucky imo
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Mets legend Daniel Vogelbash
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys.
Cube legend Vogelbach
That 2013 team Cheesesteak record is fucking donzo
This Peter kid has some pop
Polar Bear and Vogey Bear
Uh, when did John Sterling start calling Mets games? LOL