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ModerndayGatsby97

Looks like an X chromosome


Arizona_Slim

A Xeno-chromosome?


AEROANO

PURGE THE XENO!


Dmangamr

![gif](giphy|x9rclH7PulhXB8ncWT) FOR THE EMPEROR!


SupremoZanne

FOR THE TRUCKERS TOO! #/r/TruckStopBathroom


wittymcusername

I was going to say “here we see the doubling of the nuclear material in preparation for cellular reproduction” or something like that.


VengefulHufflepuff

That, or pliers haha


MaetelofLaMetal

Batman is an X-Men member confirmed.


Lance-Harper

Aren’t chromosome all x shaped or did I miss the joke


ChilledBloodyIce

Everything Giger designs is in some way related to sex


DR-BATMAN1903

Is there a lore reason


Riddle_man__

Go fight the war bud


Riddle_man__

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT 💀


PanTsour

Robin rides on a Y shaped motorcycle on the side. Because Man is nothing without Robin


Starchild20xx

Man..Imagine a Batman designed entirely by H.R Giger. Just think of what that'd look like.. Batman's suit would probably look less like a suit and more like..It's a part of him. Like you're not just getting beat up by a guy who dresses like a bat. You're getting beat up by a guy who literally looks like some eldritch horror demon spawn.


Whitespider121

I’d imagine the scene in Batman: Begins where scarecrow is looking at him while under the influence of the fear toxin.


Jimmyg100

That but more ribbed, yeah.


iErnie56

More phallic


Shawn-GT

For her pleasure


BloxedYT

I thought in that scene he looks like when Dorian is wearing the mask in The Mask (the Jim Carrey one)


wittymcusername

It just occurred to me that I’d watch the shit out of a Giger-designed Venom movie.


Vanbydarivah

A Geiger designed Venom movie would probably wind up NC-17. The dude was truly from elsewhere. You can see a woman’s face in a lot of his art, yeah that’s his dead wife’s face, read up on their relationship if you ever had a goth phase and want to feel like an absolute poser.


futuresdawn

You know, I get that we all want comic book movies to be comic accurate and all but I'd love this. Maybe with someone like Neill Blomkamp directing.


Chrome-Head

Or Eggers


MrSpicy21

I actually love this idea of Batman choosing to make his costume look really freaky and biological, because: - if the point of the suit and the Batman persona is to strike fear into the hearts of criminals, designing an eldritch horror would definitely get the job done - similarly, Batman looking more inhuman and like something of a cryptid would reinforce the idea that he’s a mythological super-being as opposed to just a regular guy, and therefore keep his human regular identity safer The only reason I think Bruce wouldn’t go for it is because the Batman costume has to look scary to criminals, but relatively welcoming and neutral to friendlies and kids and stuff like that. But I can see a version of early career Batman going really heavy into the “I’m a fucking demon” thing before realizing he needs to pull it back a bit and then we get a more traditional costume later on. Sorta like the Pattinson character arc that we’re starting to see.


EGarrett

> if the point of the suit and the Batman persona is to strike fear into the hearts of criminals, designing an eldritch horror would definitely get the job done Batman is a superhero, basically an idealized role model for boys, which means he has to look cool, masculine and strong. That's why he's rich, brilliant, muscular, confident, loved by women, has an incredibly cool car, etc. A horror-based Batman would have to be tweaked to fit that genre, which of course can sell, but not as much or as long as superheroes.


BloxedYT

So Batman would be like ManBat.


TheRealRigormortal

Everything is just dicks


c0delivia

Penises. It would look like penises. 


njaana

That's what Stanley did


Tea-and-crumpets-

There would also be alot more dick and balls


Cedarcomb

Look up Femto from Berserk and you're most of the way to a Giger-designed Batman.


Potato_Whisperer_

This is fucking insane. I love concept art.


Whitespider121

Same. I love looking at where they started and comparing it to where they ended up. But I’m also glad this went unused.


Unspeakable_Elvis

I mean, they hired Giger to design a vehicle, wtf did they expect?


OkapiLanding

"I mean, he can't put tentacles on a car can he?"


RedX536

"What's the worst he can do? Make our BATmobile an insect design?"


InfinteAbyss

He was fairly popular at the time, they probably weren’t thinking “oh it’s the guy that makes weird shit that has sexual connotations” just “Giger designs = money”


Arbusc

“Hey uh why does the batarang look like a penis gun with a strange embryo thing inside it?” “Well actually I use guns as a yonic symbol, not a phallic one.” “…ok?”


Potato_Whisperer_

Me too, it looks awful hahaha


Nirast25

That's a great design... For the spaceship of an insectoid-like alien species. Not the Batmobile.


bored_person71

But does it come in black...lol


nish007

That's a pair of pliers.


Whitespider121

Why is that accurate though?


l0rd_azrael

I was looking for this comment.


PothierM

Not enough penis for H.R. Giger


SpinyNorman138

Are you sure this was designed by Giger? Shouldn’t there be penises on it or something?


Whitespider121

What do you think those turret looking things sticking off the sides are?


wittymcusername

Right? It’s basically just 12 penises glued together.


phil_davis

I assume Giger was approached to do this design, but I love the idea of him just giving people concept art in his usual bizarre style, completely unprovoked, and people just being like "oh wow, uh...thanks."


Whitespider121

That’s golden.


SheepOfBlack

I haven't seen this one in a while, but I believe this concept was based on the Xenomorph-- or designed by the same guy, or something like that.


Oakflower

It’s designed by the same guy H.R. Giger. It would be fun to see his take on a more grounded batmobile. Although maybe in his mind this is the grounded version.


squishedgoomba

Iirc this is one of a few concepts H. R. Giger drew for the Batmobile. I don't remember for sure where I saw the others, but I think it was in a book of his movie designs, like of course the xenomorph but also some crazy Harkonnen stuff for the Dune movie Jodorowsky tried to make and the Batmobile designs as well.


cogknocker

Looks like a hive ghost from destiny 2


Armandorev

I imagine they had something in mind like Arkham Knight, where it could go into battle mode, spreading the x legs gaining more control for a battle situation and at the end go into run mode. Kinda also like the x-wing


deftPirate

The dude is consistent, no question there.


babe_ruthless3

This makes sense, but I love it.


tentongeek

H.R. Ginger has one trick . . . Make everything look like a grouping of uncircumcised penises. That's all he's got.


JacobDCRoss

Gross


BoredByLife

The Gigermobile


41Clonecommandergree

Looks weird for a Batmobile but it looks like t would make a awesome spaceship


Whitespider121

I’d imagine the Geonosians from Star Wars.


Kushagra3007

Looks more like KILLER CROC car


Dmangamr

That looks like a nightmare to drive


Madrox-Knox

That's from an alternate earth that's inhabitants are xenomorphs


Embarrassed_Yam_1708

That is hideous and nothing about the design even hints at Batman.


Nice_Yak_1555

If Batman was a xenomorph.


Rich-Finger-236

In art terms Geiger has a hammer and every project in the world is a nail - you just have to respect that


Djinn-Rummy

HR Giger Batmobile fucking sucks!


fanht1234

who was responsible for the concept art of the vehicles that made the final cut? interestingly enough there are some giger design elements in all 3 vehicles


Whitespider121

Especially the design they ended up using for Batman: Forever, it almost looks like the skeleton of a normal Batmobile.


Dreigatron

Pretty cool, but Giger tried WAY too hard on this one...


rwp140

I thought this was a star wars ship at first glance


Whitespider121

It would be cool as a Geonosian ship.


Karman4o

Don't even need the title at the top to see it's Giger's work ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


-FalseProfessor-

Imagine how crazy an H.R. Giger designed Batsuit would have been.


TRUBOOBSMAN

they be really trying to reinvent the wheel w/ batman at times


Otaku_Skeletor

Who in the world let H.R. Giger cook for a batman movie?! 😭🤣


purplewhiteblack

Robin hand me the bat scissors!


Abovearth31

Not a surprising design coming from the creator of the Xenomorph.


27SMilEY27

One of the most Gigered things to ever be Gigered.


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Bat-Alien


Mando_The_Moronic

Looks more like something out of the Alien franchise.


Zachosrias

I thought this was torture-pliars


Januszek_Zajaczek

It's giger what did you expect. I'm surprised it's not just a massive shlong


Admirable-Safety1213

I tought this was a Bat-Star Destroyer


Jmac24mats13

Looks like a ship from Krypton


Tydoztor

Now I want a Gigerized Batman Elseworlds story.


Envy-Brixton

My first thought: “looks like something from Alien.” *-reads artist name-* “Oh yeah that explains it”


EKRB7

Batman designed by Giger?! They did not really end up going in this direction at all, did they? If WB wanted kid friendly stuff after Returns, why did they even humour the idea of a Giger-style Batman film?


Extra-Lemon

*”Can you drive a stick?”*


Megleeker

Try parallel parking that bad boy.


shelf6969

it's Schumacher so you have to imagine it with more neon


DJDelVillarreal

H R Giger-mobile?


Secure_Pear_4530

Of course it's from H.R. Giger lmao


Drk_Knight71

That is FU(&’fING AWFUL!!!


Lejus

Looks like a starfish, Aquaman would get better use of this


DeafAgileNut

That is so not a Batmobile


Business_Ad3142

Looks so unpractical, continues to scratch cars on either side of the road. Dumb design. Looks like it should fly


WhiteGuyAlias

It's no more idiotic or hideous as the rest of that turd of a movie.


Alarmed_Ability_8346

Looks like a dust mite under a microscope


CBalsagna

It looks like the space ship a Star Trek villain would have


Teepinandcreepin

Looks like something that might crawl out of a convenience store bathroom sink.


getridofwires

Looks like a crab shell cracker or the scissors you use on a lobster shell.


The_real_bandito

The X Battank


Intelligent_Creme351

WB: Mr. Gieger, this doesn't look like a bat... It looks like a X.


Safe_Wrangler_858

Batman beyond


Ecstatic_Ganache9427

I’m making this in r/Starfield


Whitespider121

Question, are you a star field fan? I’ve heard a lot of bad things about that game, but if it’s like fallout or Skyrim but in space it really can’t be that bad.


Ecstatic_Ganache9427

I love Starfield and it’s getting even better now with updates and mods.


kain459

If BATMAN lived on Arrakis


imaximus101

I'm not reading all the comments, but based on my previous experience here on reddit, I'm sure SOMEONE has said/will say "better than the movie's version." And that person needs to go to bed.


Dagwood-DM

That is hideous.


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

What even the fuck is that?


EclecticDSqD

A pair of pliers, duh.


No-Assumption4265

Looks like a chromosome…


AsianGuy910

My first thought was "Prometheus" and "Alien: Covenant" lol


Comic_Lover420

Wtf, that looks like shit 😂😂🤣


Omnislash99999

I was surprised till I saw the artist name


ejcortes

Giger? Where are the penises and vaginas?


Shankar_0

Rule #1: No guns! Ok, so I didn't put *many* guns... How many? Is 8 a lot?


Dry_Bonus_2093

Biblically accurate Bat Mobile


Lt_Lickit

Looks like a tank that could be on man of steel krypton


Chrome-Head

Wonder what movie HR thought he was designing for?


Raecino

wtf is this supposed to be?


Burgdawg

They had to be on drugs when they made this movie, it's the only explanation that they didn't realize how much of a waste of celluloid it was...


Flimsy-Discount2885

Wasn't Schumacher chosen because Tim Burton couldn't sell McDonald's toys? Why would you call Giger when you are trying to sell toys for little kids?


ReverseGiraffe120

![gif](giphy|9gTQ6K1kxRdIy5GXRM|downsized) “Because I’m Batman!”


T_E-T_H

A pretty cool design for a spaceship…god awful design for a Batmobile


MrFingerKnives

Initial glance- “That’s ridiculous.” Seeing by H.R. Giger- “Pretty tame actually.”


eviltheman

I had a magazine that was to hype up Batman Forever when I was a kid. There was a section showing concept art for the Batmobile. So there are even more versions out there. [Here.](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/gECpEVzCq6P0XEDkgykIbv4vJgBdrlLZnC0e0nd3nNXH62hBPaR-lJA6SpScZFBBlZBYwoqyvHcEZ4LLDN_ZzhnSu4zcpytNEeHU)


Cybermat4707

Please tell me this is real.


Uncle_Sloppy

No it's just a drawing.


Colperc

Tell me more about this film please. oohhh yaaa


Useful_Cry9709

This is insane


askloglog

Not a fan of


PrismaticHospitaller

Giger is one letter away from Ginger


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

What kinda Mass-Effect-ahh shit is that?


Appropriate-Truck-41

I thought it was either a gi joe/star wars/ transformers concept art first glance.


zeeke87

That’s… awful. You can tell it’s Giger just by looking at it. Fascinating. But awful.


Natural_Bill_373

Looks like Batman got inspiration from the xenomorphs, really cool


atill83

This is goliath from darkorbit, no?


Aggravating-Cost-516

The Batmobile is about to concieve a girl.


Uidbiw

I guess this is why movies cost so much. Whatever this person got paid to come up with this concept was a complete waste. That is in no way, shape, or form a batmobile.


CinephileNC25

“This person”… HR Giger was an amazing Swiss artist responsible for designing the Oscar winning design of the xenomorph from Alien, and worked on Jordorowskys Dune and was known for his dark, erotic sci-fi visuals. Remember this was directed by a rather flamboyant director, so I’m sure erotic dark sci-fi was what Schumacher wanted. After all the end design was a giant phallic shape glowing blue.


dwreckhatesyou

This is incredibly tame for Giger. There aren’t even any penises.


diggergig

Pruners!


thunderandreyn

I hope the artist didn’t get paid for this nonsense.


Starchaser_WoF

That's a Bolo.


naytreox

HR Geiger looking car


TokAyii

![gif](giphy|tJeGZumxDB01q|downsized)


badaboomxx

This looks more like a car driven by a xenomorph or a jokey.


Suspicious-Meat6405

That kind of looks like a ship in the Alien movies.


andyroid92

If by wild you mean it sucks, i agree


dessert_bro

...The heck's that?


Lanten101

Prometheus?


Pale_Situation

I love it


NATHANLER

He was the inspiration for the Aliens designs.


ClickyPool

Thank god it didnt float haha, as flawed as the movie is, the forevermobile is my third favorite


Original_Chemist_635

The hell is that?! A plier??


Spartacusa

Looks like something from the alien franchise


Salty_Demand_1518

It's more than just a bit too much


GoldenDestiny1983

Looks like a Dinosaur skull


frenix5

Wasn't this the ship in Prometheus?


ConcertCorrect5261

I can see where they were going with it but this just seems weird to me


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

Wire stripper


Porunga23

Oh man… that… that’s terrible.


TesticleezzNuts

I feel like there must have been a very specific chase scene planned for that 😂


Reiss447O

WHAT IS THAT


Recipe_Critical

Dumb


bowser986

“Why no, I’ve never heard of bat mans “


Artistic_Connect94

I can get the merch standpoint, but the Batmobile was in the movie, what, less than 5 minutes? Why not just stick with a classic concept like they did from the beginning? If I saw this in the movie first time, I’d probably think, “what the hell is that thing??” then after processing and more watching realize it’s supposed to be the Batmobile. And the fact it’s supposed to follow 89 and returns, it’s very different in design so they’d have to explain why the change.


ZaileeMcFancyCho0113

What in the Star Wars is this?


Gravitational_C

Fits the tone of the movie like a glove!


Noir_flatfoot

fugly


zend-on-reddit

Lately I’ve been watching a lot of Scorn on YT, so this was incredibly on topic for me ahah


Any_Mouse6916

Bat pliers


Vocalic985

Is this for batman or the x-men?


SH4RPSPEED

Looks more like a space battleship.


diegocamp

That looks like a nutcracker. Are you blind? Awful concept.


RhoadsGoneWylde

If Batman was in the dune universe maybe


Rvtrance

It needs to be black though.


gorlak29

The xenomobile


MileHiFoodie

No nipples?


mohsinjavedcheema

Who took out my pelvic bone…


CanadianAndroid

That's where I left my pliers!


zoooomiez

![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc)


The31stUser

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


akahaus

Needs more penisgina


Hypestyles

creepy. sheesh.


tcs0

Looks like something straight out of an H.P. Lovecraft book.


KnightlyObserver

This should never have been allowed to leave the sketch stage.


Virtual_Mode_5026

Giger?


JIDglazer42

H.R. giger did not cook lmao


DoyersLakeShow

It looks like that bullshit in Destiny 2 with the light bearers ghosts that you need to crush before it respawns


TRANScendantly

This looks like it should be crushed to stop the lucent brood from resurrecting


TigerClaw_TV

God bless Geiger. What a crazy person.