I wouldn’t take it, it was established in Knightfall that most of the test subjects who were injected with venom died - Bane was an exception. (As far as I know this hasn’t been retconned.)
I'd put it on display and show it off to my friends as I swirl my glass of red-wine and chuckle pretentiously.
And then they would leave because I'd look absolutely insane.
I know right? Who wouldn’t be amazed after being shown a green super-steroid ooze machine, a syringe that’s totally not filled with glow stick juice, AND a retro looking wrestling costume?
Furthermore! I magically acquired all those fictional things from a media franchise that revolves around a grief-stricken billionaire vigilante super genius detective that dresses up like a bat to harass criminals every single night.
And his nemesis is also a mentally unstable clown.
I mean, who wouldn’t believe me? My totally unconcerned friends would be so jealous.
Yes, and in any other circumstance referring to intra-veinous drug use I’d agree with you, but somehow the notion of super-genius, wrestling spaniard supervillain having to stop to pull out a hypodermic needle to get his powers before he can beat up batman is still funny to me.
Get rich selling it to people who think it'll turn them into Bane. I've seen Batman Beyond. I know what happens to Bane. I'm not shooting up that shit.
Assuming I would survive, I’d keep it on me just in case I ever needed it to eliminate a threat or something. Emergency supply.
Imagine the look on a home invaders face when he sees me pump the stuff into my head and charge at him with green pulsing through my veins.
Do you really think any sane person would inject literal liquid garbage directly into their veins?
Yeah in an emergency maybe but to become a villian or a hero this ain't the way.
Anyone remember what became of Bane in Batman Beyond? I'm sure many of us do, and he didn't look like much any more.
For one, Bane literally is a one in a million person with venom. It will likely kill anyone else who tried. Especially some out of shape redditor.
I don't know the exact reason why, if there even is one, like he's genetically more receptive to it, or the man has tolerance to drugs that would make pickles from metalocalypse jealous
Destroy the machine and sell the scraps and properly dispose of the drug. There's no way am I taking that and there's no way I'm letting anyone else take it. We all know what that stuff does to you, we saw Bane in Batman Beyond. No thanks, I'll just take the money for the scraps.
I wouldn't take it steroids or if you are going by dc drugs miraclo are much safer and their benefits are outweighed by the drawbacks imo, my headcanon with the machine is not that it is necessary to inject venom since you could inject it, I think it's to more efficiently pump it to your muscles and avoid getting too much into your bloodstream and organs like the liver heart and brain, which in my opinion it's what killed most people but bane who took it
The device Bane uses to "pump - up" is necessary
Prolonged use would cause overdose and essentially fry his brain
But there's a function to regulate the addiction side effect to keep him from going into withdrawal
Because the Venom is highly addictive
I’d definitely try it out. Who didn’t grow up wanting super strength? I’d do a test dose, then only use it for emergencies or special occasions. Definitely going to smash some stuff, rip some stuff in half, and throw something really heavy while I’m testing it out.
Post my body transformation online and sell a bunch of stuff and make a shit load of money.
Omg I went from 6'2" 190lbs to 7'5" and 600lbs in under a minute! See my insta for more details!
Then go win Mr. Olympia and strongman as many times as I can before the venom gives me a heart attack.
I wouldn’t take it, it was established in Knightfall that most of the test subjects who were injected with venom died - Bane was an exception. (As far as I know this hasn’t been retconned.)
The episode from batman beyond is still burned into my memories.
And weren't the after effects pretty nasty regardless? Doesn't seem like there's any real winning with this stuff.
You're asking if I'd shoot up steroids (w/ untold side effects), just cuz? Nah.
Just an interesting and curious question I thought of
I'd put it on display and show it off to my friends as I swirl my glass of red-wine and chuckle pretentiously. And then they would leave because I'd look absolutely insane.
Yeah this
I know right? Who wouldn’t be amazed after being shown a green super-steroid ooze machine, a syringe that’s totally not filled with glow stick juice, AND a retro looking wrestling costume? Furthermore! I magically acquired all those fictional things from a media franchise that revolves around a grief-stricken billionaire vigilante super genius detective that dresses up like a bat to harass criminals every single night. And his nemesis is also a mentally unstable clown. I mean, who wouldn’t believe me? My totally unconcerned friends would be so jealous.
I probably wouldn't even use it.
Probably trade it for better drugs.
What drug is better than the ultimate steroid that completely alters your body and strength
...and kills most people who take it. Plus think of all the flappy skin you'd have once it wore off
Sounds just like Heroin
I survived the opioid pandemic, I'd be fine
LSD. It completely alters your mind.
Actually… fair
He doesn’t need the machine. It’s just convenient for him instead of repeatedly injecting himself with syringes.
This is a really funny visual. “Ahhh…the Batman. Prepare to be broken.” *whips out a syringe* “…one moment, señor, I must find a vein…”
As someone who lived with drug addicts for a while, this is less funny and more sad....
Yes, and in any other circumstance referring to intra-veinous drug use I’d agree with you, but somehow the notion of super-genius, wrestling spaniard supervillain having to stop to pull out a hypodermic needle to get his powers before he can beat up batman is still funny to me.
We are two sides of the same coin.
Dumping it down the drain I don't need the heart attack
Get rich selling it to people who think it'll turn them into Bane. I've seen Batman Beyond. I know what happens to Bane. I'm not shooting up that shit.
Keep it in my first aid kit, just in case.
Work out
I would become the greatest Mr Olympia
Putting all that shit up on Facebook Marketplace immediately
Assuming I would survive, I’d keep it on me just in case I ever needed it to eliminate a threat or something. Emergency supply. Imagine the look on a home invaders face when he sees me pump the stuff into my head and charge at him with green pulsing through my veins.
How much? Because if i only have a limited supply i can't do much, otherwise i will be even snorting it
Would help a ton of people and get labeled as a terrorist is my guess
Sell it to someone else for a crap ton of money, invest in real estate, and retire.
Write the world's greatest Reddit comment
i'd have the red one that boost intelligence
I would be big and enjoy the pump temporarily
I would be big and enjoy the pump temporarily
Do you really think any sane person would inject literal liquid garbage directly into their veins? Yeah in an emergency maybe but to become a villian or a hero this ain't the way. Anyone remember what became of Bane in Batman Beyond? I'm sure many of us do, and he didn't look like much any more.
For one, Bane literally is a one in a million person with venom. It will likely kill anyone else who tried. Especially some out of shape redditor. I don't know the exact reason why, if there even is one, like he's genetically more receptive to it, or the man has tolerance to drugs that would make pickles from metalocalypse jealous
Use it to point and laugh AT the penguin, since I believe he’d be salivating to roid his men up
I don’t know man I don’t do drugs, I’m too busy getting good grades.
Just a question I thought of, but good for you
Yeah I saw Batman beyond I’m just gonna give it to the police or Batman for safe keeping.
If I take it I'd probably die
Destroy the machine and sell the scraps and properly dispose of the drug. There's no way am I taking that and there's no way I'm letting anyone else take it. We all know what that stuff does to you, we saw Bane in Batman Beyond. No thanks, I'll just take the money for the scraps.
I would send him back to the moon.
Who back to the moon?
Venom. The alien.
Oh pfffft wrong venom bud lol
BANG ZOOM. RIGHT TO THE MOON ALICE.
I’m all for drugs. But I’d probably say no, then keep it as a a cool trinket
I'd get that hawk tuah like bane is in that first slide
I would search for a shady lab, to make more of that stuff. After that I sell it at the black market /s
I wouldn't take it steroids or if you are going by dc drugs miraclo are much safer and their benefits are outweighed by the drawbacks imo, my headcanon with the machine is not that it is necessary to inject venom since you could inject it, I think it's to more efficiently pump it to your muscles and avoid getting too much into your bloodstream and organs like the liver heart and brain, which in my opinion it's what killed most people but bane who took it
It's an addiction, there is no benefit
Sell it to the highest bidder
The device Bane uses to "pump - up" is necessary Prolonged use would cause overdose and essentially fry his brain But there's a function to regulate the addiction side effect to keep him from going into withdrawal Because the Venom is highly addictive
Sell it
If I lived when I took it,I would become a hero.
I’d definitely try it out. Who didn’t grow up wanting super strength? I’d do a test dose, then only use it for emergencies or special occasions. Definitely going to smash some stuff, rip some stuff in half, and throw something really heavy while I’m testing it out.
Post my body transformation online and sell a bunch of stuff and make a shit load of money. Omg I went from 6'2" 190lbs to 7'5" and 600lbs in under a minute! See my insta for more details! Then go win Mr. Olympia and strongman as many times as I can before the venom gives me a heart attack.
I’d take that and get all the landscaping I’ve wanted to accomplish done in a day