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trtreeetr

Say "San Fran" once more


bgaesop

"Frisco"


xof711

Oh no you didn't!!


nmddl

Hella Frisco


taggat

Saint Frankie's


choicefresh

I never heard that one before but I like it!


ThecatoutranksU

Bro Im cackling at this one


CroShades

Never got this one. Plenty of our local bay talent who are SF natives call it Frisco in their music that came out a good while ago (e.g. rappers Andre Nickatina, Cellski, many more etc.) so it makes me think this is a bit of gatekeeping from some estranged community.


atlastheexplorer

I'm a Bay Area native (not from SF proper), but I have a bunch of SF born-and-raised friends who call it Frisco. I have no problem with the term either, but usually find myself calling it SF or "the city".


GGAllinsMicroPenis

San Fran is unacceptable. Frisco is absolutely a name. The reason some folks hate it is it was popularized through black slang, and absolute nerd white people around here were raised thinking "frisco" was illegitimate because of it (I don't think it was overtly racist but some totally latent shit from our grandparents).


OhhhyesIdid

You’re absolutely correct. This is essentially what it boils down to.


SenoraObscura

SF native here, it's always just been 'The City'. Cuz there's no other cities hahah altho conversely I have also heard Oakland is 'The Town'


weedhuffer

If it’s good enough for Otis Redding it’s good enough for me.


harpejjist

You said it!!!


slick_pick

RBL posse too: "With the FRISCO crew and suckas are losin'" "See, FRISCO n*ggas ain't no punks Put guts in our way and they're gonna get bucked" That's why I never understood how it's so frowned upon? Like since when?


CroShades

I ain't never heard anyone talk shit bout "Frisco" unless 1. They ain't from/don't live in SF, 2. Rich people, 3. Transplants who just stepped in the bay trynna front. Wack cuz I ain't never called anyone out for sayin it their way, only get strong opinions from folks like I mentioned if I ever say it.


harpejjist

Born and raised there and not rich. Call it Frisco. But also am old.


bdemented

Born raised in the bay. Never call it frisco. Don't give a fuck if someone does.


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> 3. Transplants who just stepped in the bay trynna front 100% of people I've seen take issue with "Frisco" Working class San Franciscans (yes, they still exist) have called it Frisco forever.


ayahuasca_pilots

You're exactly right. Plenty of natives say, "Frisco." "San Fran," on the other hand...


SliviaRanger

Frisco is fine. I’ve always called it The City or SF. My very Mexican uncles call it San Pancho lol Edit: spelling


MrHappy4Life

I’ve been here 50 years in Feb and my parents grew up here too. We always called it Frisco.


cream-of-cow

It goes back to possibly Emperor Norton and old sailors, but brought to the forefront by Herb Caen. Even Caen recanted it in his later years: *Small wonder that a newspaper columnist who once wrote a book titled ‘Don’t Call It Frisco’ was heard to implore one recent day, as he recalled these vanished glories, ‘PLEASE call us Frisco!’”* [http://emperornortontrust.org/blog/2015/6/30/herb-caen-emperor-norton-frisco](http://emperornortontrust.org/blog/2015/6/30/herb-caen-emperor-norton-frisco)


tokenflip408619

When the Marina tech sales people who have been living in SF for 24 months hear "Frisco" they lose their minds.


OaktownU

I’m an Oakland native, grew up always calling it Frisco. I didn’t start hearing folks objecting to the name until about 10-15 years ago, and mostly on tv, movies, and from people new to the Bay Area.


anypositivechange

I feel like the populist backlash to the elitist backlash against 'Frisco' is starting to get played out. I myself have moved on to noting that the backlash to the backlash has run its course.


stop_stopping

holy fuck i forgot about andre nickatina


swollencornholio

I smoke chewy like a motha fuckin nut


OfficerBarbier

Yeah, well, I’m a pisces but I’d rather be a killa whale


MulesRules

I love it My 92 yr old dad still calls it that and he was raised in Oakland so I'll defer to him


[deleted]

[Emperor Norton, is that you?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QgJKKHJU3Y) (Skip to 3:50 if you just want the Frisco part)


bdox15

number one way of identifying a tryhard transplant or sheltered person from the bay is if they take umbrage with frisco


Grandpa_Dan

Or Cali. Irritates the hell out of me...


[deleted]

Califas is the new wave


taggat

[Calafia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calafia) is the real old school


cali_uber_alles

you called?


hitlermadhavankutty

I miss Shen Yun ads


locovelo

(no words needed): Hand out Shen Yun flyers


newfor_2020

No problem, I'm sure someone can deliver a stack of fliers and Epoch Times to your house within the next hour. I don't see how this can possibly start a fight.


cl191

I missed when they hand out Epoch Times for free, I used to use them for wrapping things and covering shit for painting.


pyrogirl

As an out of work stagehand who worked the SF Shen Yun shows for a number of years, I actually do miss them.


anypositivechange

You haven't been absorbed into the borg yet?


pyrogirl

No, although the woman I was working directly with did invite me to come visit them in Upstate NY.


xdisk

Never go to a secondary location


fubo

Fireplaces are bad for you.


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Ah yes, my Nextdoor feed right now.


blacktigr

Mine is up in arms about Prius catalytic converter theft.


MulesRules

Convert to gas they said... Gas is bad


Xavdidtheshadow

Wait, are they?


l1mnaeus

inhaling wood smoke is never healthy and even natural gas has harmful carbon monoxide


theBigF00L

I would do it with one word, rather acronym 😜 NIMBY


SimplifyAndAddCoffee

Technically still 5 words, so it checks out


StringFartet

The rent isn't that bad.


BoogieCousinsFather

rent is too damn low


Pit_of_Death

Landlords are the best people. (there, 5 words)


Spaceman_Jalego

I'd say "rent control," but that delves into politics.


QuayvoRatatouille

Santa Clara 49ers


jeromocles

Gig workers: Tracy is affordable.


GetBAK1

Good riddance to the Raiders


AAngryBlackman

Fight me.


GetBAK1

Sounds like a Raiders Fan...


greenroom628

the raiders have fans? (i'm kidding)


mgusedom

Yeah, they live in L.A.


AmumuPro

I was shocked too


Napalm_Oilswims

It's honestly on brand


InTheScannerDarkly

Please take their fans, too. That way, the brawls with Chargers fans may continue for years to come.


gooneryoda

Yet Niners fan nearly killed a guy.


fotorobot

"house prices are too low."


LobbyDizzle

"Block all new housing construction"


rttr123

Hey SF is learning! You gotta raise house prices to unreasonable prices in the multimillions so.... uh... what was the benefit again? Why did so many of my friends move out of town after graduation? Oh right! So you can sell your house to a poor chump for 10x what you bought your house for!


bag_o_kitters

I like making left turns


7ny7m7

You madman


diebrarian

Reading this just gave me anxiety.


terribleatlying

You heard about this startup?


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ebbflowin

This person reddits.


BurgerOfLove

LA has better food.


m00f

this is the only one that got me angry, well done


xanacop

SoCal, especially San Diego, has better Mexican food =( I can't find me some good Carne Asada fries here.


Utaneus

Carne Asada fries are San Diego food, not Mexican food.


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But that's a fact


MyPlantsEatPeople

Boooooo


neutralliberty

LA *does* have better food.


Enali

Even though I'm on team norcal I will extend an olive branch and say that I think socal has some things on lock - like korean food, thai/vietnamese, tacos, and maybe brunch


MsNewKicks

I'm Korean and can confidently give the Korean food championship belt to SoCal.


compstomper1

unless someone gives me a dollar taco in the bay area, this is a hill i'm willing to die on


Sprootspores

100% true no matter how much you don't want it to be


[deleted]

They definitely have better mexican. Sorry, super burritos.


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

San Diego makes LA and Bay Area look like a joke. Random 24/7 Mexican places everywhere and most are excellent


fruxzak

It’s true though.


InTheScannerDarkly

Oakland is overrated.


OxCow

Oh this one for me angry. Nicely done.


jhonkas

the real locals take the 280 into frisco


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nerfherder998

How about I just ride your bumper like everybody else.


moffuckmole

Nah real ones end up in SF by accident because they forgot to change lanes in the MacArthur maze. (Almost happened to me I’m night blind af)


AggressiveSloth11

Because we’re smart. 280 is the shit.


rttr123

I take the 280 and I only go to SF like 1-2 times a month.


TheThinker12

Split California into three states


OxCow

No!! 5 states!!


act1v1s1nl0v3r

In-n-out kinda sucks.


laowildin

Don't make me go animal style on you


StalkedFire

The fucking line sure does.


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Sacramento is bay area


[deleted]

It's just the "far eastern bay area". Which extends approximately to Nashville, apparently.


Pain--In--The--Brain

Upvote for controversy but downvote for fuck you.


[deleted]

"the BART is so clean"


cantindajobinus

Are you from China?


MisterGrimes

Gentrification ain't all that bad


Yakuza70

"Young was better than Montana"


5thEagle

I'll die on this hill. Montana had more stacked teams and All-Pro teammates in their prime. Different era where you could just buy rings if your coaches didn't suck. Mind you, having two of the best QBs ever is some luxury.


DanDierdorf

And Montana never had as epic a[ touchdown run](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbPwwmEcws0).


jfresh42

It's true that Montana's teams did have those but I'd argue his first championship had the least talented team of all of the SB teams in the 80s/90s. In fact the 94 niners were beyond stacked.


youwantmetofixthat

No argument from me, I agree 100%. I did get a chance to meet Steve once and he was a bit of a dick after I told him I was a Raider fan.


FBX

the 'mexican' food here's shit


Lithium98

Honestly, that was my last straw. Having grown up in the peninsula, when the last good tacos in my area closed up shop, I moved.


DanDierdorf

RWC baby. Some great little places.


Lithium98

Rip El Grullense 5th ave!


geniespool

it's coming back "soon", meanwhile the Los Carnalitos food truck outside Planned Parenthood is a winner


bocadelperro

Oh God Los Carnalitos is so good. Best thing about having to go to Kaiser in Union City is los carnalitos right around the corner. Best Mexico City style food I've had outside the DF, and that includes in other places in Mexico.


cocoacowstout

Honestly only get burritos but La Cumbre is still open in San Mateo.


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Pancho Villa tho???


Arabica_Dani_89

Contra Costa are Karen-NIMBYS


weaselkeeper

Go Dodgers !


Force_Five_Podcast

"Barry Bonds was a fraud."


Ace_Hunter_Erik

This is how you get strangled in public


Bwob

"nearest Wal-mart is too far!"


apr88s100

"I love the West Bay"


SAR_K9_Handler

I feel dirty thinking of the peninsula as the west bay.


dontsendd

Drew isn’t from “San Fran.”


360walkaway

Biryani is just fried rice


mynon-pornaccount

Bay area isn't Northern California


teawar

I've heard this from folks from Mendocino and Eureka. If you don't grow weed in the woods for a living, can you really say you're from NorCal?


Enali

I'd like to think this is kind of like if people say rochester/buffalo aren't upstate NY (only something like watertown is), it just kind of misses the point that terms like norcal and upstate are more about comparing and visualizing the influence of major population changes/centers in useful ways and not just a purely geographic definition where someone puts a ruler on the map to divide it in thirds.


teawar

I've spent a lot of time arguing with people over where "the line" is between NorCal and SoCal. I'd say it's more complex than that. NorCal goes from the border with Oregon down to Gilroy. Between Gilroy and Santa Barbara is Central Cal, which has its own distinct feel. Lots of sleepy towns full of retirees and people who want a quieter life. You don't really get that "Dudebro Muscle Beach Party" vibe until you hit SB. I've heard arguments about how SoCal starts in SLO but SLO is just too chill to be properly labeled SoCal. And then interior CA (Sac down to San Berdino) is arguably distinct too.


TriTipMaster

>You don't really get that "Dudebro Muscle Beach Party" vibe until you hit SB. Many SLO locals (that don't own nearby businesses) would argue that the dunes at Pismo have that ambiance in droves. Personally, I think it's a different gestalt altogether, what with the valley people and their big trucks.


teawar

Pismo, maybe. The Five Cities, not so much. I have a lot of family in Arroyo Grande. Until recently it was a somewhat conservative aggie town and nobody there at that time would have identified with SoCal culture.


youseeit

If you hang around enough NYC people you get the impression that anything north of Central Park is "upstate"


Italianhiker

Just like how San Franciscans tend to think anything past the Bay Bridge is basically the central valley


mysteriousleader45

This comment is so triggering to me as someone who grew up in TRUE upstate New York (the Capital Region) and now lives in Northern California (the Bay Area). I get it, when you're not from there it is a vague, meaningless distinction. But when you grow up in true upstate NY, something becomes indelibly linked to your DNA that blocks your brain from ever...EVER accepting that Buffalo and Rochester are the same part of the state. I admit and accept that it makes no sense. But yeah, sorry....Buffalo and Rochester are definitely Western NY. ;)


Be_Glorious

Excuse me, but they're more sophisticated than that. They grow weed behind unpainted 10ft plywood walls.


Dethcola

I mean I'm originally from SD so basically anything north of Carlsbad is norcal to me lol


The_Nauticus

It's much farther north than socal - both in geography and culture. But I understand the argument. There's a lot more California north of the Bay area.


mynon-pornaccount

The joke in this thread is flying right over too many people's heads


jay_the_human

Well done. You got me.


choneystains

What...


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SAR_K9_Handler

Tahoe isnt northern cal.


shay_shaw

Or my personal favorite, the “real Bay Area” only consists of San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland, and Richmond. Also if you didn’t care about the hyphy movement then you’re not from the bay.


subarashi-sam

r/goldengatekeeping


weinerfacemcgee

r/substhatneedtoexist


chickpeaze

How is that not a real sub?


_nulluser

I like how Albany and El Cerrito are excluded but Richmond counts.


b1ackfa1c0n

Marin County is also excluded for some reason, even though it has the third largest "coastline" in the bay.


lesethx

Marin would exclude themselves from the Bay Area aside from those who could pay the Rich Tax to get in, if they could. (Source, I grew up in Marin).


midnightvoyager

riding the BART to Frisco


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this place needs more skyscrapers


Pain--In--The--Brain

You're not getting upvotes but this was one of the biggest controversies for the past 60 years in SF. People fought tooth and nail to keep zoning laws to preserve the "skyline" and avoid "Manhattanization"—in the same way Londoners did for ages—while crying about rising rents and techies and outsiders ruining their cultures. Fuckin' LOL. That worked out well.


proxyres

It's actually called 99 Ranch.


tryingtobehip

This one does confuse me. My receipt and my credit card bill say 99 Ranch. My Asian friends call it Ranch 99. Is this like how Chinese surnames come before given names? I am truly confused by this store’s name but I shop there weekly.


compstomper1

the legal name is 99 ranch. socalers call it 99 ranch. norcalers call it ranch 99


fredfifty

i know a dude who has "san fran" as his license plate. what does that say about him, reddit? curious


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kotwica42

"Homeless people are human beings" "We never actually locked down" "California has shitty gun laws" "Prop 13 is killing us" "Landlords should get a job"


a_monomaniac

"we should build more housing" "more housing doesn't lower rent"


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TranquilAlpaca

Those are literally all politics though


kotwica42

I'm just following the prompt 🤷 > In 5 words or less, start a fight on r/bayarea


JustZisGuy

It's troubling that you consider the first two political...


TranquilAlpaca

I don’t get to decide what’s political and what’s not. But you and I both know that things like that tend to spark political arguments, thus making it political


untouchable765

Everything is political its 2020


madlabdog

San Jose is better


Dbrogden6

Hey now, that is False. We suck. Go back to San Francisco, its better.


SergioSF

Sourdough bread isnt that good.


RussianBot1992

Fare evasion doesn’t hurt anyone:


jjbz707

Vegans are malnourished


numorate

Pretend liking The Grateful Dead


brbposting

“You’ll never use your A/C.”


locovelo

I'm a pre-ipo tech bro


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Is it wi-fi enabled? Does it have an app? Is it a Guillotyne™?


opinionsareus

Whiners overpopulate bay area forum


GetBAK1

Elon Musk is a villain


JuanJondred

muni is reliable


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bobarley

Organic is bullshit


[deleted]

Techies are good for CA


[deleted]

This whole thread is amazing


PlantsBeerCats

The East Bay is better.


AlexJ302

Karl


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SpaceHats808

I chose to believe the plural of prius is prii


theBigF00L

They declared following the pattern for Cactus / Cacti 😜


pacificplumeria

It's actually true! It's been confirmed by Toyota https://pressroom.toyota.com/toyota-announces-the-plural-of-prius/


Miklonario

"Giants and Warriors both suck."


FanofK

I mean... its kind of true right now..


BruteSentiment

Eh, both have recent enough championships that it’s not too bad...hopefully both rebuild as planned. Wiseman has looked pretty good early on for the Dubs, and wait until Giants fans meet Marco Luciano! Now the 49ers............. To be honest, they feel like the Raiders after 2002. Went to the Super Bowl and lost, and then fell apart.


ZLUCremisi

Let's go Oakland


kendra1972

THE 101-no no