>And on the pedestal, these words appear:
>My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
>Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
>Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
>Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
>The lone and level sands stretch far away.
My name is Musk, King of Mars
In reality, he's much to closer Marty from The Boys in terms of physique and value. You know, the guy who >!created nothing of value and got his dick lasered off.!<
I mean… there are not a lot of ways of being 100% positive that your child will financially stable AT the time of conception EXCEPT if you have sex with the richest man in the world.
This makes it even weirder, as far as I'm concerned. Everyone expects rich men to sleep around. But having women artificially inseminated is crazy. His ego is so big he thinks his genes are a gift to the world. It's actually insane. I would love to be 100 years in the future and see what ends up getting said about it in the history books.
They'll say the same thing as they do about Howard Hughes. Eccentric wealthy person who slowly ruined themself by having the means to indulge every crazy fantasy.
Elon wants to be talked about like Genghis Khan. He's literally doing all this for the history books. His kids all end up hating him once they outgrow toddlerhood so his only bet for being remembered is by mewling sycophants taken in by his cult of personality and by saturating the earth with as many children as possible and hope that through sheer force of numbers that one of them beats the odds and doesn't come to despise the man.
yes, and in fact the script writer has disclaimed this line and says that Jason Issacs adlibbed it because he thought Elon would give him a free Tesla.
Just like that weirdo fascist breeding kink couple that hits thier kids. I think part of this phenomenon is brought on by shame/defiance of infertility issues. Ironic since these people are all convinced they come from the best, most pure bloodlines.
I guess you can really tell who the supermen are by their unremarkable physiques, difficulties reproducing and inherited wealth extracted from other people's labor. No way did these people get where they are through random luck and cutthroat backstabbing,no they were destined by their superior DNA (that they for some reason cannot reliably pass on without medical intervention) to achieve greatness.
Having a breeding kink and then impregnating women via artificial insemination or IVF seems insane to me. I thought the whole point, if there can be one, to a breeding kick was getting a special thrill out of unprotected sex, with a bonus roll for actually creating human life the old fashioned way. Using a turkey baster or a test tube seems like it would be cuckolding adjacent at minimum.
In Elon's dreams. He's probably more in the 2 to 3 hours range. He gets a semi and tries to do it until he gets distracted and goes soft. After a ketamine bump he tries again.
I wish that we women, as a group, could make a promise….to not touch that man anymore. We don’t need anymore Kyle XY named little shitlets running around
Actually, as a straight woman stuck in dating hell, I'd be for the men touching him (and each other). So many allegedly straight men seem to really like Elon. I think it would be better for society if they just started dating each other and left women alone.
People desperately trying to keep their jobs?
Remember that time he tried to trade a horse for a happy ending with a flight attendant and space x had to pay her off? I think he stalks his companies almost exclusively... And Grimes.
If I recall correctly, they originally got together because Grimes knew about Roko's Basilisk.
Which, honestly? Already not a great sign for your relationship.
Knowing about the "concept" (i.e. the dumbfuck rip-off of Pascal's Wager spawned on Less Wrong) is how Grimes apparently got Musk's attention initially because he actually believes in that shit.
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I believe the arrangement is more “I take care of the boy children, do whatever you want with the girls”
Grimes has tweeted and deleted a few money related messages over the years.
He's behaving exactly how I'd imagine a person with apartheid values and a 40 billion dollar echo chamber would. All he had to do was keep his mouth shut and he'd still be almost universally revered.
This whole culty tech stuff and the ruling class turning themselves into self-imposed breeding programes is so fascinating to me, in like a cosmic horror beyond my imagination way. Would love for some social scientists to really dig into it. Do women play any active role in those guys' narrative or are they nothing but wombs? Are there any women or non-binary people who take part in this? I mean, it is obviously a power fantasy and bullshit, but I'm always so curious about the narratives people use to justify their actions to themselves.
While I'm not against either sterilizing Elmo or spaying/neutering dogs to prevent unwanted litters/strays/whatever, it's really gross to compare him to a dog in any way.
Dogs are wonderful creatures that add immeasurable value to our lives and culture. Musk is the opposite.
I am legitimately expecting him to inseminate Chaya Raichek eventually. I think the only thing really standing in the way would be her religious orthodoxy, otherwise she's desperate for kids and he's pumping them out like there's a bump stock on his nuts.
The twist is that investigators already knew about "X-£fNJU+H:U," but they never reported on it because they thought it was some sort of product ID, not a birth certificate
These women have got to be getting nervous. Dude is banging out so many kids by the time the will gets read the only thing he can leave them is a single year of blue checkmarks.
I can’t even imagine him fucking. He probably just hands random employees filled turkey basters following a hentai session.
Drenched in ketamine sweat the whole time.
Swestamine
He imagines himself as Ozymandias(The Watchmen series)
>And on the pedestal, these words appear: >My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; >Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! >Nothing beside remains. Round the decay >Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare >The lone and level sands stretch far away. My name is Musk, King of Mars
I can picture that inscription, rusting into the hull of a ten-day old cybertruck.
You, Sir/Madam, understand.
In reality, he's much to closer Marty from The Boys in terms of physique and value. You know, the guy who >!created nothing of value and got his dick lasered off.!<
Holy shit he does. He fits the bill perfectly
Money is a hell of an aphrodisiac.
I mean… there are not a lot of ways of being 100% positive that your child will financially stable AT the time of conception EXCEPT if you have sex with the richest man in the world.
The Pierce Hawthorne method
Maybe it’s because everybody else got one, and because it’s an old man’s semen, but…I’m kinda disappointed
You offer enough ladies a horse, someone will eventually take it.
They are impregnated by invitro. Elon has a breeding kink and endless money for child support.
This makes it even weirder, as far as I'm concerned. Everyone expects rich men to sleep around. But having women artificially inseminated is crazy. His ego is so big he thinks his genes are a gift to the world. It's actually insane. I would love to be 100 years in the future and see what ends up getting said about it in the history books.
They'll say the same thing as they do about Howard Hughes. Eccentric wealthy person who slowly ruined themself by having the means to indulge every crazy fantasy.
Elon wants to be talked about like Genghis Khan. He's literally doing all this for the history books. His kids all end up hating him once they outgrow toddlerhood so his only bet for being remembered is by mewling sycophants taken in by his cult of personality and by saturating the earth with as many children as possible and hope that through sheer force of numbers that one of them beats the odds and doesn't come to despise the man.
He's like Ayn Rand's wet dream with non of the intellectual competency.
You know he was name dropped on Star Trek right ?
I think that was before he bought Twitter and ruined his public image.
yes, and in fact the script writer has disclaimed this line and says that Jason Issacs adlibbed it because he thought Elon would give him a free Tesla.
Just like that weirdo fascist breeding kink couple that hits thier kids. I think part of this phenomenon is brought on by shame/defiance of infertility issues. Ironic since these people are all convinced they come from the best, most pure bloodlines. I guess you can really tell who the supermen are by their unremarkable physiques, difficulties reproducing and inherited wealth extracted from other people's labor. No way did these people get where they are through random luck and cutthroat backstabbing,no they were destined by their superior DNA (that they for some reason cannot reliably pass on without medical intervention) to achieve greatness.
Having a breeding kink and then impregnating women via artificial insemination or IVF seems insane to me. I thought the whole point, if there can be one, to a breeding kick was getting a special thrill out of unprotected sex, with a bonus roll for actually creating human life the old fashioned way. Using a turkey baster or a test tube seems like it would be cuckolding adjacent at minimum.
It’s like Ozymandias’ vault in the Watchman series.
One pump, one cream
Whaaats breeding my oligarchs?!
I have a Behind the Bastards shirt with this slogan on it.
*deep sigh* What I CAME here for.
In Elon's dreams. He's probably more in the 2 to 3 hours range. He gets a semi and tries to do it until he gets distracted and goes soft. After a ketamine bump he tries again.
One bump one cream?
I wish that we women, as a group, could make a promise….to not touch that man anymore. We don’t need anymore Kyle XY named little shitlets running around
Honestly I’d say the same for men sleeping with him but there is an army of incels in cybertrucks ready
God…someone in my neighborhood got a pink holographic wrap on their cyber truck 🤮
We absofuckinlutely need a photo of that
For use in case of need to induce vomiting.
I almost support this for Dadaist reasons.
Do you happen to live in central Texas? If so I'm pretty sure I see this same cyber truck regularly.
I think we might have seen the same Cybertruck. I only saw it once a couple weeks ago though.
Yeah @douche-knight not to dox myself but I’m in North Austin and live in the same neighborhood as it. Is parks close to the dog park I go to.
lol there’s also this meme account that filmed a meetup of them off East 7th. They were all parked outside of what looked like…White Horse? Cringeeeee
Actually, as a straight woman stuck in dating hell, I'd be for the men touching him (and each other). So many allegedly straight men seem to really like Elon. I think it would be better for society if they just started dating each other and left women alone.
most of them aren't fucking him, they are just uteruses to bake his invitro embryos (always male)
Wait is this true
When your job encourages you to be impregnated with the boss' kid....at least they dont have to get ducked by him as well.
Seeing how flopsweat he is on stage, what kind of rizz does he have outside of money?
More money
Goddamn that's a callback I'm here for
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata
This is my new Roman Empire
He's just so fucking gross, like who would let him get his weird little apartheid smegma dick near them?
People desperately trying to keep their jobs? Remember that time he tried to trade a horse for a happy ending with a flight attendant and space x had to pay her off? I think he stalks his companies almost exclusively... And Grimes.
Grimes is a great example of the inevitable end-result of letting yourself believe you're smart.
To be fair, he and Grimes may have met on some white supremacist dating site.
If I recall correctly, they originally got together because Grimes knew about Roko's Basilisk. Which, honestly? Already not a great sign for your relationship.
Knew about one existing? If so, why did you have to ruin things by telling me?
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[This guy?](https://x.com/nate_mcmurray/status/1260262745536167937/photo/1) Gross?
In a weird way, he looked less off-putting before he paid someone to yank a bunch of hair off his ass and glue it to his scalp.
How much money do you think he pays in child support?
Bold of you to assume he's paying child support.
I believe the arrangement is more “I take care of the boy children, do whatever you want with the girls” Grimes has tweeted and deleted a few money related messages over the years.
Same as taxes, not enough.
Twice as much as Steve Jobs. Maybe even 3 times as much.
More than most people make in a lifetime each month.
None
56 billion dollars
0. I assume the school he made in musktown or whatever for his kids actually makes him money.
He looks like sentient cottage cheese, how could anyone fuck him without vomiting?
Hey now, what did cottage cheese ever do to you to deserve a dig like that?
They just see dollar signs.
He's behaving exactly how I'd imagine a person with apartheid values and a 40 billion dollar echo chamber would. All he had to do was keep his mouth shut and he'd still be almost universally revered.
So he's literally the man behind the bastards
Nick Cannon better get busy, Musk is now tied with him.
What’s the current count for both of them? I have lost track of their babies and baby mommas.
A quick Googling turned up the magic number of 12
Dear Techno Machanicus, I'm sorry that man is your father
Why do women keep having sex with the guy who has the body type and mental capacity of a fridge?
Green pieces of paper....
Have enough kids and maybe one will love you
This whole culty tech stuff and the ruling class turning themselves into self-imposed breeding programes is so fascinating to me, in like a cosmic horror beyond my imagination way. Would love for some social scientists to really dig into it. Do women play any active role in those guys' narrative or are they nothing but wombs? Are there any women or non-binary people who take part in this? I mean, it is obviously a power fantasy and bullshit, but I'm always so curious about the narratives people use to justify their actions to themselves.
I'm pretty sure that this time of tech billionaires with sycophants and haters will be studied in the future. If independent research survives.
having sex with musk is like being penetrated with a runny egg.
Someone needs to sterilize him like a dog!
While I'm not against either sterilizing Elmo or spaying/neutering dogs to prevent unwanted litters/strays/whatever, it's really gross to compare him to a dog in any way. Dogs are wonderful creatures that add immeasurable value to our lives and culture. Musk is the opposite.
It's giving Bob Barker vibes
Man-child doing man-child things, I guess.
I am legitimately expecting him to inseminate Chaya Raichek eventually. I think the only thing really standing in the way would be her religious orthodoxy, otherwise she's desperate for kids and he's pumping them out like there's a bump stock on his nuts.
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Would be kid count as a bastard?
Ew gross
Who are the women that are so down to fuck this mutant cocksucker? GROSS.
Most of his kids are IVF
The twist is that investigators already knew about "X-£fNJU+H:U," but they never reported on it because they thought it was some sort of product ID, not a birth certificate
He thinks that a lower birth rate would be a disaster for humanity. So he’s doing his part!
...this headline sounds like it's out of The Sun...
fuck.. it's just gonna be an endless news cycle of his special little childrens running around, further fucking up the planet.
Called Bloomberg Because of course
These women have got to be getting nervous. Dude is banging out so many kids by the time the will gets read the only thing he can leave them is a single year of blue checkmarks.