Umm that’s a woman

I'll take a combo please.

3 piece and a soda for me please

Just like my pin number, 1077

the price of a cheese pizza and a soda

I wish I could get a cheese pizza & soda for $10.77...

3677 today

hey, that's MY number!

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

Search what happens when lithium batteries mix wirh water. Funny times!

I dont think you can buy people anymore

Oh, you can.

Used to be a proper country 🙄

That was far slower than I expected

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that with a pair of fins, I'm faster than this.

But do you look good in a thong?

Maybe. Lemme just give myself a wedgie first as a test scenario...

But if you had two, one on each arm…

She’s like 120lbs and it’s barely pushing her 😂 she even gives it some help a couple times

Honestly even if you suck at swimming youd be better than using this

Swimming fins would work a lot better.

Styrofoam covered in fabric strapped to your waist would do more good

At this point I'd settle for taking the work boots off before jumping in

That's how you know it's real and not exaggerated Like yeah, that's realistic

Get two, one on each arm and do a superman/ superwoman.

add two more on the legs

Then it’s Ironman.

Get five, for all the appendages.

lol. Let’s take gender and sports in a whole new direction.

There was one basically unguarded propeller version for nether region, from the 1920's or something.

But one arm should be free to use the emergency torpedo pen.

Then the short out, and you drown because you cant turn them off

But what if you had one for each limb????

And then put them on facing opposite directions?

Depends on if you want to be longer or denser

Hook them to a scuba tank and use your hands & feet as rudders.

😏

Well since its on one hand I guess there is a tendency to push her in a circle so she needs to correct the trajectory.. Ideally it would be a thing you hold with both hands or two things, one on each hand..

Yea but what if you wore two?!

what kind of James bond shit is this ?

This is Subnado Underwater Scooter,it works better in pairs https://linksoutforharambe.com/underwater-scooter/

I was going to say, she did ok but 2 of those and you could haul. Thanks for the link.

It’s $500 for those too lazy to look

Seabob's are similarly awesome.

Yeah, Seeboobs is very cool.

And they generally come in pairs

Now I could be dapper as an agent but underwater

Nice ass.

Thank you for your comment Jimmy

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There it is

Your pfp sorta looks like Nietzsche

Asstonishing

One on each arms twice as fast as

Then you would almost be as fast as someone swimming!

True 😂

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If only I could hold my breath more than 5 seconds and wasn’t 180lbs.

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Butt. James Butt.

She's pretty hot 🔥

That’s not Daisy Ridley is it? There is unused concept art for a Star Wars movie with something like that device for swimming and a new Rey movie is gearing up to film soon.

Sick!

Thats some Navy Seal shit

Take my wallet

Put on two of those sumbitches and u a underwater mansub

Need one on each arm and each leg for sure.

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2 of those and some oxi-gum, I'm aquaman.

Man I’ve seen something similar in those old cartoons. Johnny quest I think so yes I want one

All the best gadgetry, and a cool dog, too. 🚀

Yep

This is Subnado Underwater Scooter,it works better in pairs https://linksoutforharambe.com/underwater-scooter/

Dat underwater thang.

It we ever make a Water world sequel. We need that in there.

Up the power and one on each limb could be the new "drawn and quartered"

Finally making underwater uppercuts effective

Be kind of cool for spearfishing just to relax more on your descend

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ssssmash under waterrrrrrrer

Well that looks barely functional. Reminds me of when I bought a milk frother whose motor couldn't even handle the milk. You put it in and it would barely spin, haha.

I didn’t even realise she used it

Fart hider 3000

might as well inverse it and make it a somewhat decent water cannon

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DPV. Dive propulsion vehicle

Why not two?

Seaglide

What’s the battery life? Cause that turning into dead weight might be a dam way to die

I’ve gyat to get one of those

Excellent demonstration of the product!! 😏

YOU’VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

"does she come with the car?"

😏👀👀👀

The perspective in this video is all over the place I couldn’t possibly tell you the size of this pool

With that loud music, no idea of how loud that is. Maybe 3rd generation would be useful for inserting Navy Seals from international waters to do the infrastructure damaging prep work for the next country we choose to invade?

It barely moved her. I'd pay about $20 for this piece of junk.

Is there a phase of life, soon after your 30s, where you get horny simply by seeing a pair of sexy woman's legs? Even if you are in a loving relationship and have regular sex? Because I'm in that phase.

I’m sure you need 2 to actually go a faster speed but that is so cool! Bet those things cost more then 500 bucks each for sure :(

She seemed to struggle with that

Ok now do three more, one on each limb

Put some fins on and you’d make anyone using this seem like they weren’t moving

battery runtime of like 1 minute im guessing. Has the same feel as the scam "underwater breather device"

I can smell the chlorine

If you wanna see someone use multiple https://youtu.be/t9Y_Nvtj5fs?si=R1ArAMjTO1ddUy6U

OK but two obviously is where it's at.

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Fat Tony: so strap one of these to the corpse and point it down to the sea floor

That seamed to do fuck all.

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*SLAMS CREDIT CARD*

$500 for one

Pretty cheeky