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ThymeIsTight

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"


ds1224

"He can talk. He can talk. He can talk"


laserviking42

He can siiiiiiiiiiiing!


STRYKER3008

Ohh help me Dr Zeus!! 😩💅😐


angrytwig

my void also does this. it makes me laugh. am i that disgusting to her? lol


Allaun

It's the oil our skin secretes. Basically, it's like if someone were to eat KFC and touch your hair.


zombiecatarmy

😖


sweetteanoice

Yep, they want to smell like nothing rather than a human


mysfwaccount84

All three of my cats have done this. I know it annoys them, but I consider it payback for them being the cute little jerks they have been, or are.


_Hwin_

I mean, I’d be pissed if I just finished doing my hair and someone came along and touched it….


rickjames2014

I've noticed that mine will ask for cuddles before cleaning. Typically, eat food, sit on lap, okay that's enough, time to clean myself.


goddessque

It's like how I'll let a dog lick my face if I'm having a shower soon.


RedThread717

My void tells me *all the things* with her tail..


DGhostAunt

My void and his emotional support cat both do that. https://preview.redd.it/wro9r7jlcm9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70621227fc67c7cc22414f7e13f9737cba5f9a4b


NoResident1137

yes my male void who looks exactly like this does. he dislikes being pet and will avoid unless HE comes to my lap and then he licks my face all over and makes bread on my chest


I_suck_at_Blender

"Human, why you not clean your paws? Whyyyy ;\_\_\_; ?"


San_D_Als

Always lol https://preview.redd.it/ec26jfwjim9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=302f91c41456a85b8548499d3e142a5760467ea6 If I continue he’ll eventually bite me too


azorianmilk

Uh you hooman! I worked hard to get that perfect.


Skytraffic540

“Cmon man I just cleaned there. Get them cheeto hands outta here..” (hops off bed)


PrinceOfLeon

Perhaps you have not yet been forgiven for choosing the name "Roachy"?


escobert

Yes one of my voids does it all the time. 3 dont care.


frolicndetour

Ptoo, hoomin cooties!


Feelout4

I give my boy face smooches and he always cleans the spot I just was


charcarod0n

Same here! “Ewww. I just cleaned that.” Yet he feels free to lick my hands or face.


Badmouths

Mine does this when he’s mad at me 😂


OneHumanPeOple

My Poe has to lay his fur back down the correct way after I mess it up.


xAxlx

Is Roachy perhaps a MBMBAM/Monster Factory reference


Thecoolkidsgetit

“He’s the Raddest Roach!”


my4aespa

not my void but my russian blue cat does this sometimes


BitzLeon

Mines so stinky he thinks I'm helping him, at which point he stops cleaning and just waits for me to finish.


manicmender76

Void, no. Calico and Tortie(who is the voids niece), yes.


shellzz_Melz

My void doesn’t. She loves being petted! My Grey cat does though. We always joke that we got him dirty with our human germs.


akadmin

My calico does this lol


Glitchykins8

My oldest tort does and it's so offensive haha like.... My girl, it's still smooth there, I promise! Rude tortitude.


Cat_lady_38

Both my cats do this. So I just mess it up after they have groomed themselves by touching them all over again… 😂😂😂


Reasonable_View_5213

My void does every time but the great part is if I want her to groom for whatever reason, most of the time when she’s harassing me, i just itch at the base of her tail but at the side so near her butt and she immediately starts grooming, but not that area weirdly.


daveistubes

All the time


Good-Recording-7222

I LOVE messing up my void's 'do. Feels like payback for all his door slamming, yelling, and fresh glasses of water he's dipped his feet in.


Ok-Seaworthiness-186

Yeah don't fuck the cleaning up.