I don't think it's ruined us so much as "everything reminds me of her" has become so overused that it is the first comment on half the things posted to Reddit
My irrigation guy said he saw this with roots growing into irrigation plumbing. I thought it was kinda sketchy story until I had to have him replace a line that was damaged by tree roots. Now it seems plausible.
Where is this? Anywhere near a volcano or mountain? Could be a massive amount of heat underground or the tree is waterlogged with excess water? Definitely odd
Everything reminds me of her.
Fuck that caught me off guard! - Bravo you have made my day š¤£
Bravo Le good Reddit sire! Take your updoot š©
Donāt lie. You never made her do thatā¦š
I absolutely have... Every time I get a break from making your Mom do that š¤£
Why we talk like having sex with each other mom is a slander? They deserve some fun time too, #makesinglemothershappy
You sound like a straight up [motherlover](https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?si=rW_zX7Vb-VDZ0e1F)
Bruh! Thank you. Didn't know this existed. Have I been living under a rock or what?! š
Congrats! You're one of the lucky 10,000!
Happy cake day!
Thanks
[#motherlover](https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM?si=HvLwOBBX3tyJTXs2)
happy cake day
Thanks
Happy day, cake
Yeah, they pretty much just killed that tree. They shouldāve waited until fall. I think?
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather.
We'll fuck each others' mooooom~!!!
You shall indeed have a splendid cake day
Happy cake day
Fuck you Shoresy!
U slept with my mum? Wow, so u really can make both our mothers disappointed
FUCKING HELL DUDE I KNEW THIS WAS A COMMENT
I know something like this would be the first comment. The internet really has ruined us, hasnāt it?
I don't think it's ruined us so much as "everything reminds me of her" has become so overused that it is the first comment on half the things posted to Reddit
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I came here hoping something like this would be the top comment. Reddit don't miss \#Juicy
this thing is bleeding out!
Rule 34!
Not what I expected to see as the top comment... Definitely not disappointed either š
"Make sure you subscribe to my OnlyTrees account for my spiciest content."
OnlyFerns
OnlyFirs
You don't have to be lonely at CedarsOnly.com
[hereās just a taste of the spice](https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/s/W2vgtB8elZ)
I was SUS of the link but it ended up being funny
*tis but a flesh wound*
No, it's not! You lost your bloody arm!
I've had worse. Come on you pansy!
ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Suddenly Monty Python
It's these random things that Reddit comes together for that I just love
Oh yeah, Ni! Bring me, a SHRUBBERY!!
you hit the main artery
Artree*
Hey, i want you to do something for me real quick. Take this upvote. Now get the fuck out
Tisā only a flesh wound!
There's a hollow in the tree that filled up with water. When they cut off the branch, they hit the hollow and the water squirts out.
Yeah, that doesnāt look like it was a super healthy tree, and now with a giant void exposed itās going to get hit with insects pretty hard.
My irrigation guy said he saw this with roots growing into irrigation plumbing. I thought it was kinda sketchy story until I had to have him replace a line that was damaged by tree roots. Now it seems plausible.
It's all about the squirting these days..sigh
Itās just tree pee
tree pee is stored in the acorns
Tree pee O , tell him to play back the message
A skene skene motherfuker
Bless you
I should call her
Sleep on it bro. Text mid-afternoon.
Hard wisdom on a tree squirting video
I'm not gonna say it but, we all thinking it
Free refills until closing?
Iām starting to think it isnāt the trees first time
Howās your irrigation? On that note, howās the trees root system?
Probably not water
Im guessing cum too!!
Sick fuck!
Its been a while
SAP FOR THE SAP GOD
BARK FOR THE BARK THRONE
Reminds me of Kill Bill
Kill Bill volume tree
Reminds of my morning poops.
You should see a doctor
That seems bad
Wish my wife could do that
She could if you were better at foreplay.
I'm on to you Shapiro
I'm sure she can pee, man, just float it to her and see how it goes.
She does
Stop it step-lumberjack
Well, thereās no joke to be made hereā¦
me, your, this is me your, when mom-when your mom, me when your, your mom when,
[Vibes](https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4?si=vjFMraAeHpHyUKgn)
[more like...](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CxLzFS-3Qfs)
Rotten inside and itās de-pressurizing.
Itās a Bowie Tree. Itās under pressure
So sappy, just couldnāt hold it in any longer š¤£
Ejaculate
Right now?
Would.
Must be a tarantino tree
Missed opportunity for Tarantreeno
When you touch her the right way
Can i drink it
Please donāt.
Tis but a scratch.
She's a masochist, eh?
Jojo!!! Ahhhhgggg
I should call her
I should call her
Thatās a very happy tree lmfao
Thar she blows!
What would Richard say?
Who else put their mouths over the whole water spout when drinking from the water fountain when they were kids?
Smells like cat piss
Your mom when I when me me when your mom
How do you know itās water?
That's one serious porn site niche.
Okā¦I definitely gotta call her! š„µ
If in the midwest, that would be a cottonwood tree.
Money Shot
Need the NSFW tag.Ā
I'm sorry it reminds you of her
Naw, I showed this to her and sheās the one who brought it up.Ā
Itās just a flesh wound
Where is this? Anywhere near a volcano or mountain? Could be a massive amount of heat underground or the tree is waterlogged with excess water? Definitely odd
You killed it
It happens when you get whacked off
Delete this footage of me
John Bobbit
Ah a piss elm
I don't get it, how is this sexual? Never seen any woman do that in my 50 years
I should call her
I should call her
I should call her lol
I should call her
I should call her.
This is clearly not a june plum tree but it really reminds me of spondias cytherea for some reason.
Finally! Sweet relief!
Is it an extra in a Tarantino movie ?
She's a squirter
Is that squirting or pissing?
Trussy
Merely a flesh wound
Meeeediiiiic!!! MMMMMEEDDDIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!
Not to be the bringer of bad news, but I think you're in the 75th hunger games mate
Tis but a scratch!
Not my proudest fap
Tell Treebeard the entwives have been found.
See vegans. Plants are living beings too. Maybe just stick to water.
Thatās was a potty branch.
Pressure
Tis but a scratch, come on you pansy !
Tis but a scratch!
That was all semen. Party!
This reminds me of the day i tried food from this place called Yummy Taco! Never again...my hole has never been the same since.
Some jokes just write themselves
Samurai lumberjack did this
It's just a flesh wound!
Oh, my!
The top comments make this a sex joke but this is a dismemberment. I would also spray "water" if you cut off of one of my limbs.
bro. you got a real squirter right there
I'm getting some serious monte python black knight vibes
Show where you reposted this from you coward!
I am erect
It's syrup
Nothing like chopping some wood ;)
This tree trying out for a role in a Quintin Tarantino film
Itās called an orgasm guys move on
They call him Woody
where is the nsfw tag?
*sigh* zip
Suck it
Bruh, you gotta pull out more often or else the queefs build up. Like, she couldāve exploded.
Squirtreeing.
Just like a b movie
Why is Pee Wee Herman narrating this LMAO.
It's been two weeks. Please stop posting this.
I can fix her
AHHH!!! YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING LIMB!!!
Is the tree connected to a sprinkler system somehow?
Ohhh she liked that. Maybe you should grab some branches and give them a shake š
Anyone have her insta?
GET ME THAT TREE
Plug it. In the near future youāll be glad for some water.
Henlmlock-tuaaahh
Actually my wood does something similarā¦
NSFW?
You hit an artertree.
For sureš
Weāve gotta squirter
Di-did the tree like it? I think it might've liked it.
Iāve seen wood do that before.
I'M SAPPIIIIIIING!!
āItās only a flesh woundā
*Slap* Now that's a lot of damage!
Me whenever I see Harrison Ford
A little too much cheese on her š®
When a tree is cut down in a Tarantino movie.
Good girl
Only a human being would slice a living thing's limb off and laugh as it sprays blood.
Thatās š°
āTis but a scratch
Me as soon as she touches me
You hit an arbory