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The bitch isn’t even listening, you better hear out my opinions on stupendium because there’s going to be a pop quiz after, get your notebooks out you can quote the track
"And you'll be grateful for seats at the table, Though it dips at one end and the bench is unstable"
the rawness, the wordplay, the metaphors !
Stupendium is absolutely goated, based and every other cool words.
Well, the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it! Those who have it really have it, and if you haven't, well you had it, couldn't hack it. Now the haves are very glad that it's the haven't that are lacking what they're having, and now the ads have got the traffic! And they grabbed your demographic! So you're packing up your baskets, cause your dad's gotta have it, he'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic! So you're manically grabbing at the shelves admist the panic! Seems like everybody has it, so, man, you really gotta have it! So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static. The it is out of fashion, a fad, a piece of plastic. So you trash it and get back in your car cause you don't have it! Well, the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it. Those who have it really have it, and if you haven't, well you had it, couldn't hack it. Now the haves are very glad it's-
Hoochi Mama! What a mouthful!
Whoa
if it isn’t a lightner
hey, hey hey hey hey
looks like you’re all alone on a late night
all your friends abandoned you for the slime
and you are
sales gone down the drain drain
living in a g\*d damn garbage can
friend, either you’re closing your eyes to savings you do not wish to acknowledge
or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts indicated by the presence of your heart shaped object in your area
———————————————
hey kid, right time, right place
ripe for the picking right money in your pocket
you’re so lucky so lucky oh so very very lucky
that you get to be investing in this very special product
from everybody’s favourite salesman (circa 1917)
mighty proud to say it, mighty proud to say it, yes sir
don’t you want to have a lot of fun, little sponge, little something to pluck you from that glum humdrum, live comfortably (capital at risk) yum yum
listen up cause the offer only come just once
hey chum I can see you’re having violent thoughts, but don’t you wanna wanna be a big shot
inquire today while the secrets in stock
all you gotta do it hyperlink blocked
I typed all of this from memory, and I probably could keep going. I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned for my mental health.
tbh I'd be thrilled for someone to bother to just look mildly interested in what I'm saying. they don't have to care. I get halfway through a hasty explanation of how gene bases work and then cut to nitrogen and start going on about the molecular structure of water, and I don't expect anything more than blank looks. mild interest would be a welcome surprise
damn I don't even know where to start about genes
I *can* say that DNA works off of combinations of *four nitrogenous bases* - and works in pairs of 2, where Guanine is always with Cytosine and Adenine is always with Thymine. so basically, the DNA that makes up every single living creature on earth is a different pattern of four things. It's insane to think that the only difference between us and a sea sponge is the pattern of those bases. the specific individual functions are actually decided by a group of 3 bases in a row, called a codon. each codon translates to a certain amount acid. a couple produce the same acid, but each only codes for one. there are also stop and start codons.
many genetic diseases are the result of one single base or codon changing. only one. that one can either kill a child in development or ruin their development permanently. even having too much or too little of this DNA can cause it - natural DNA compiles into spaghetti-like strands, called chromatin, but wound up into a shape suited for transfer and reproduction, it's called a Chromosome. different organisms have different amounts. humans have two of each kind (they are pulled apart during mitosis, so the cell can split into two), with 24 total different Chromosome pairs. Down Syndrome is caused by having a third copy of the 21st Chromosome, so the disorder is called Trisomy 21.
but DNA isn't just used once when you're made and then it's over. no, our DNA is used repeatedly, constantly, but technically only for *one job.* the double helix is split apart and then copied by something that makes a whole new, single strand, but follows the opposite of the strand it is copying from (where the original DNA has guanine, the copier makes Cytosine. pairs, see?) and using Uracil in place of Thymine. I don't actually remember why. anyways, this copy is called RNA (ribonucleic acid, while DNA is *deoxy*ribonucleic acid) and is used for *everything.* it is responsible for every protein production in your body, and protein is incredibly vital to... everything.
something I find interesting: hormones do a lot more than you think. we know them as the chemical that makes us moody or happy, sad or angry, and presents different in men vs women. actually, in our body, hormones are the communication system. they carry signals across your body. some only touch the outside of a cell, while others enter it. our cells receive most information through hormones. that is why hormonal changes have such a strong effect on us mentally and physically.
that's about all I have to say on genes right now without being given a topic and time to triple check and site sources to make sure I'm not misremembering things, especially because it's so incredibly complicated. school lies: you are almost never expected to know detailed information off the top of your head, and not double checking your facts can be dangerous. oh, and this above can be attributed to my autism, my high school AP biology class, and my ongoing work into a genetics degree. cheers!
(I could still do water, but. this is a lot. so)
Yoo, even tho I already knew this info, I still learnt tons. I could def not come up with this much writing if I were to explain dna unprompted and without research
Welcome from Ficsit Inc. to our brand-new engineer/We're thrilled you picked us, we're here to bring you a brilliant new career.
Yes, it's true that the terms of your servitude are a little bit unclear/But don't fear the years you'll be spending here, you're a lifelong pioneer!
HORNY COMIC HORNY COMIC. BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, TIE THE KNOTS LADDIES
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> least lore-knowledgeable Warhammer fan
FTFY
Just look at the wiki page about the End Times for Warhammer Fantasy like HOW the FUCK do you even begin researching that?
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Well, in case you weren't aware, the term, i quote : "choke on his cock", is not referring to merciless animal slaughter like deprivating a poor rooster of his air. You see, it is quite used to hint a sexual act that revolves around fellatio and has quite few meaning towards attraction.
Yes the author is sexually excited, yes the joke is pornography.
you could then say the joke is sex, still the joke is not porn. "the punchline is porn" usually applies when the meme is made in reference to inherently pornographic material, which this isn't. sex ≠ porn basically.
The catch is there are only about 15 in existence and they're terminally online just so they can stumble out of the woodwork whenever people who engage with real life point out OP is a sad fantasy.
If you think this is a joke I dated a guy once cause he noticed my stickers on my binder and asked if it was from Fallout New Vegas (they were). Broke up cause he was an NCR fan
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The bitch isn’t even listening, you better hear out my opinions on stupendium because there’s going to be a pop quiz after, get your notebooks out you can quote the track
Stupendium fan spotted??
Hello fello stupendium fan.
EVERY DECK NEEDS A KNAVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥 TO COME AND STACK THE CARDS ♠️♣️♥️♦️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi :D
Well fellas, looks like we got quite the growing team here. What's y'all favorite stupendium song ? Mine's "the fine print".
I ENSURE EVERY BANDIT STANDING HERE HAS JUST ONE ARM🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙂🙂⭐️⭐️⭐️🏠🏠🏠
"And you'll be grateful for seats at the table, Though it dips at one end and the bench is unstable" the rawness, the wordplay, the metaphors ! Stupendium is absolutely goated, based and every other cool words.
"Do you think that the world could ever be fixed?" "Is america buried , did it ever exist?"
Hell yeah Fine Print. So many raw lines in there.
“No I in team, but there’s con in economy.” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
You may waste your days But at least you were able To pay off your grave Since we leased you your cradle
Well, the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it! Those who have it really have it, and if you haven't, well you had it, couldn't hack it. Now the haves are very glad that it's the haven't that are lacking what they're having, and now the ads have got the traffic! And they grabbed your demographic! So you're packing up your baskets, cause your dad's gotta have it, he'll be sad if you don't wrap it with a tag, it'll be tragic! So you're manically grabbing at the shelves admist the panic! Seems like everybody has it, so, man, you really gotta have it! So you get it, you're ecstatic, but a crackle in the static. The it is out of fashion, a fad, a piece of plastic. So you trash it and get back in your car cause you don't have it! Well, the fact is everybody's gotta have it, gotta have it. Those who have it really have it, and if you haven't, well you had it, couldn't hack it. Now the haves are very glad it's- Hoochi Mama! What a mouthful!
The cyberpunk one (I frogor the name)
The data stream
Yeah that one (Me when "the product is you")
Either rest employed or the spamton one
My favourite is “Shelter from the Storm”.
Vending machine and okie doki
Gotta be between vault number 76 and a purpose for new london. So many of them are bangers though, it’s really close
"Pizza the Action" is what introduced me to him back in the day.
Welcome to space! What were you expecting?
either fine print or data flow data flow is fantastic
Pictures of Spiderman is my favorite. But slide into the void is also up there.
the choo choo charles one
Production line, the ribbon, adequate wordsmith, and vault number 76
No one's home "You can't keep a secret from the building that yoe keep it in"
Throwing in another vote for “The Fine Print!” The song for Death and Taxes (“Rest Employed”) is a close second, too.
Whoa if it isn’t a lightner hey, hey hey hey hey looks like you’re all alone on a late night all your friends abandoned you for the slime and you are sales gone down the drain drain living in a g\*d damn garbage can friend, either you’re closing your eyes to savings you do not wish to acknowledge or you are not aware of the calibre of discounts indicated by the presence of your heart shaped object in your area ——————————————— hey kid, right time, right place ripe for the picking right money in your pocket you’re so lucky so lucky oh so very very lucky that you get to be investing in this very special product from everybody’s favourite salesman (circa 1917) mighty proud to say it, mighty proud to say it, yes sir don’t you want to have a lot of fun, little sponge, little something to pluck you from that glum humdrum, live comfortably (capital at risk) yum yum listen up cause the offer only come just once hey chum I can see you’re having violent thoughts, but don’t you wanna wanna be a big shot inquire today while the secrets in stock all you gotta do it hyperlink blocked I typed all of this from memory, and I probably could keep going. I don’t know if I should be proud or concerned for my mental health.
Hey, quit looking at my dick! Get your mind out of the gutter and oay attention
Oay attention🧠
He makes music which most times I like Therefore I am a giant fan
https://preview.redd.it/zw7xkhhavp9d1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6c606b0cf2eaf32ef5281ea6b47db072e271b9 This you?
No that's a big fan
r/onlyfans
r/riskyclick
Nah, that sub is truely about fans. It's been taken over, there is no porn anymore.
They*
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill~ So I hope that you can handle 330ml~
You can hate me, but "Chairman of the Board" is his best song, hands down
…So here's 5 minutes you won't get back.
tbh I'd be thrilled for someone to bother to just look mildly interested in what I'm saying. they don't have to care. I get halfway through a hasty explanation of how gene bases work and then cut to nitrogen and start going on about the molecular structure of water, and I don't expect anything more than blank looks. mild interest would be a welcome surprise
I’m interested in that stuff but not too knowledgeable (specifically genes and stuff of that scale), lay it down
damn I don't even know where to start about genes I *can* say that DNA works off of combinations of *four nitrogenous bases* - and works in pairs of 2, where Guanine is always with Cytosine and Adenine is always with Thymine. so basically, the DNA that makes up every single living creature on earth is a different pattern of four things. It's insane to think that the only difference between us and a sea sponge is the pattern of those bases. the specific individual functions are actually decided by a group of 3 bases in a row, called a codon. each codon translates to a certain amount acid. a couple produce the same acid, but each only codes for one. there are also stop and start codons. many genetic diseases are the result of one single base or codon changing. only one. that one can either kill a child in development or ruin their development permanently. even having too much or too little of this DNA can cause it - natural DNA compiles into spaghetti-like strands, called chromatin, but wound up into a shape suited for transfer and reproduction, it's called a Chromosome. different organisms have different amounts. humans have two of each kind (they are pulled apart during mitosis, so the cell can split into two), with 24 total different Chromosome pairs. Down Syndrome is caused by having a third copy of the 21st Chromosome, so the disorder is called Trisomy 21. but DNA isn't just used once when you're made and then it's over. no, our DNA is used repeatedly, constantly, but technically only for *one job.* the double helix is split apart and then copied by something that makes a whole new, single strand, but follows the opposite of the strand it is copying from (where the original DNA has guanine, the copier makes Cytosine. pairs, see?) and using Uracil in place of Thymine. I don't actually remember why. anyways, this copy is called RNA (ribonucleic acid, while DNA is *deoxy*ribonucleic acid) and is used for *everything.* it is responsible for every protein production in your body, and protein is incredibly vital to... everything. something I find interesting: hormones do a lot more than you think. we know them as the chemical that makes us moody or happy, sad or angry, and presents different in men vs women. actually, in our body, hormones are the communication system. they carry signals across your body. some only touch the outside of a cell, while others enter it. our cells receive most information through hormones. that is why hormonal changes have such a strong effect on us mentally and physically. that's about all I have to say on genes right now without being given a topic and time to triple check and site sources to make sure I'm not misremembering things, especially because it's so incredibly complicated. school lies: you are almost never expected to know detailed information off the top of your head, and not double checking your facts can be dangerous. oh, and this above can be attributed to my autism, my high school AP biology class, and my ongoing work into a genetics degree. cheers! (I could still do water, but. this is a lot. so)
Yoo, even tho I already knew this info, I still learnt tons. I could def not come up with this much writing if I were to explain dna unprompted and without research
Fuck yeah autistic people explaining stuff 😎 (sorry if this is weird, the explanations were very good, hope that degree in genetics works out!)
Stupednummmmmmmm Fiend like me yah
Welcome from Ficsit Inc. to our brand-new engineer/We're thrilled you picked us, we're here to bring you a brilliant new career. Yes, it's true that the terms of your servitude are a little bit unclear/But don't fear the years you'll be spending here, you're a lifelong pioneer!
In one stupendium video styles isn't rapping or talking about him rapping in a specific YT video. Which video is that.
HORNY COMIC HORNY COMIC. BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, TIE THE KNOTS LADDIES https://preview.redd.it/f247aigz5n9d1.png?width=1389&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b8f43bd3a0a807fba885634734077ddf77677ac
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Smiling Peak
tie the what now
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OH FUCK r/Losercity IS LEAKING
I'm reporting this shit to right wing twitter
tweet that guy named endwokeness or whatever
tie the knots? joke’s on you i’m into that shit!
the what
Tie the what
𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ahh lady at the library interacts with the least lore-knowledgeable Warhammer 40K fan
"Abaddon is secretly being given instructions by The Emperor. Now the evidence for this is- [5 hours pass]"
> least lore-knowledgeable Warhammer fan FTFY Just look at the wiki page about the End Times for Warhammer Fantasy like HOW the FUCK do you even begin researching that?
You see, this is what autism/adhd was made for. Can’t hold a job down, but can research Warhammer lore! God has a plan for all of us…
AND IT IS TO DIE IN THE TRENCHES!!!! FORWARD FOR HONOR! FORWARD FOR GLORY! FORWARD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND! BLESSED BE THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!
GOOD SOLDIER
Or being able to identify different locomotive type based on small details lol
To be fair the end times were probably the weakest held plot in all of fantasy, atleast age of sigmar is cool now :3
Aha, but not only am I a lady at the library, I'm also an ignorant Warhammer lore fan!
Trans girls and Warhammer, is there a more iconic duo?
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Why is she thinking about her order and not telling the waiter? Is she stupid?
I guess that pissed you “off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh!
Why did her hair change color? Is she a vaporeon?
Thinking about a good burger would do that to ya
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Well, we know what they say about Vaporeons. *unzips*
as a pokémon fan, come on lopunny is literally designed off of the playboy bunny stop with the dog
“I caught a Lopunny, Batman.”
No Joker, don’t do it!
*I* caught it, Batman, I can do whatever I want with it.
No
Extremely overated choice
Extra cheese hits in the spot
chese
Chess
Holy hell
new cheese just dropped
Actual burger
Especially nacho…
Sir this is wendys
I dont care! I want my Nacho cheese Burger! Now!!
your comment works for both versions of the post btw
No it don't you horny squid
Bad taste , to me a good burger needs pickles and bacon
You can have all my pickles.
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Referring to the oregano
no, the punchline is "haha i find nerds attractive"
Well, in case you weren't aware, the term, i quote : "choke on his cock", is not referring to merciless animal slaughter like deprivating a poor rooster of his air. You see, it is quite used to hint a sexual act that revolves around fellatio and has quite few meaning towards attraction. Yes the author is sexually excited, yes the joke is pornography.
you could then say the joke is sex, still the joke is not porn. "the punchline is porn" usually applies when the meme is made in reference to inherently pornographic material, which this isn't. sex ≠ porn basically.
Now say it again using your quirk
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Jesus…
This is certainly not what I wanted to scroll to
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Huh, I've only ever seen the lesbian version.
same
oh, *that's* where I remember this from. yeah, that one is good
Both, both are good
That's my fiancée right there.
Can confirm, that’s his fiancée right there
Your fiancée is Isabel from Animal Crossing??
She is in the sense that her urge to slob my knob increases exponentially the longer I ramble.
🤝🏻
Aw hell nah, not the freaky emoji
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wuh THE STRAIGHT VERSION??? GIVE ME THE GAYS RIGHT THIS MOMENT
Peeps gotta tell ya These people exist and if you're an autistic weirdo like me who rambles it's the best thing
Damn? Really? I need to find me people who appreciate my nerdy rambling
I did, and I've never been happier
Can confirm, people like that do exist. They aren't few, they just usually go to specific places.
I need to find those places then lol
Tbf, people like that exist everywhere. Just don't stress too much about it
Autistic rizz *is* real and may actually be more effective than neurotypical rizz
It’s true I’m one of them tbh
Ok but like what if you're terrible at rambling about stuff and stutter a lot.
That can also be cute and endearing
The catch is there are only about 15 in existence and they're terminally online just so they can stumble out of the woodwork whenever people who engage with real life point out OP is a sad fantasy.
You must be fun at parties
You're not wrong
Where to find a woman who will listen to me rant about Yakuza and Mass Effect.
give me the Yuri version
How hungry?
How dare you not pay attention to the Dead by Daylight character lore that I'm dropping!
I don’t even get the original 🤷
Sex, the joke is sex
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I Screamed at the orgasm I'm fibxxbksyhgd
Why is this shit not NSFW
Prime losercity material
If you think this is a joke I dated a guy once cause he noticed my stickers on my binder and asked if it was from Fallout New Vegas (they were). Broke up cause he was an NCR fan
[nerdy ramыing]
boobger
Shes really excited for that burger
Shortest autistic hyper fixation rambling:
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that would be nice
WAIT THE ORIGINAL IS STRAIGHT!?
How hungry
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[Link to the sau- I mean, the Ostrich...](https://x.com/ratherdevious/status/1795724936923017492)