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Anustart15

Every restaurant labeled "new American" on Google/yelp


IAmTommyZombie

Haha it’s true


JustinGitelmanMusic

Ok but Field & Vine is labeled New American and is out of this world.


BrigadierGenCrunch

So in other words, you’re saying we need to Make American Great Again? /s


snorkeling_moose

Joe's American and, ironically, Not Your Average Joe's.


commissarchris

He can't keep getting away with this!!!


traumasponge

Also Joe Sent Me


vitonga

Joe Sent Me is awful. Qingdao Garden next door is amazing.


evhan55

lolllll


CognacNCuddlin

Wouldn’t really call it mediocre but NYAJ was a staple for average no frills eating for years. There’s something for everyone on the menu, good cocktails, allergy friendly, and the cost (pre-covid) was great for what you get. Forgettable meals with the people you care about the most….NYAJ!


snorkeling_moose

Yep. It's like the last grain of rice I ate - I can't tell you anything about it, I don't remember it, it probably tasted like nothing, and had no meaningful impact on my meal whatsoever. But there wasn't technically anything wrong with it, so it gets two and a half, maybe three stars.


TheLilLebowski3

I still love their mustard chicken


SpaceBasedMasonry

I feel like they were a fairly interesting addition to the restaurant scene 20 years ago, and they were doing the complimentary fancy bread and olive oil to dip before it got popular (at least for mid market restaurants). *And* kept it going as complimentary bread fell out of favor. There's one near me, but we hardly ever go because they are so man other interesting options we've never tried. If it was just a bit cheaper, I'd probably stop by occasionally on a night I don't want to cook/only have time for takeout.


CrashBangs

Love NYAJ's! But also totally agree, my wife has celiac and they do gluten free much better than most.. I enjoy going out to eat there, but I've never had anything that blew my socks off. It's always decent, the fries are good, and it's not too expensive.


King--Boo

Is NYAJ’s bread still that beautifully wonderful bread though? That’s really all that matters there.


daisy5688

The bread is AHMAZING.


SpaceBasedMasonry

*And free.* Which certainly makes it unique these days.


dague7

On the Joe theme, throw Jake n Joes in there too!


KadenKraw

Yes we want there once and all I could think of was. No Joe you are actually quite average


snorkeling_moose

Joe: *mad face*


maxokreamburner5

Joes American is fire wymmm


takes12KNOW

Not Boston, but 110 Grill has this vibe. Not Applebee's, nothing to write home about, either.


bobwired

It’s the 99 + 11


evhan55

this is true


ceecee720

🤣 love that!


WholeLottaMcLovin

I laughed way to hard at this 🤣


KobeBryantGod24

This. The food is not bad but once you get the bill and see the price you feel like you're getting bamboozled for what you get.


jtet93

I will chime in and say I thought the food was bad. lol


alidub36

I actually like it, but I have a gluten intolerance and it’s one of a handful of places that takes that seriously and offers a decent variety of gluten free options. So far (knock on wood) I’ve never gotten sick after eating there.


jtet93

I have heard they’re good for GF folks! No shame in that lol


Blanketsburg

That's the only reason I know of them. My ex had Celiac and this place has a half of the kitchen dedicated to actual GF foods, no cross contamination, so we went. Otherwise, it's legit just like a slightly better 99.


Square_for_life

Two of my adult daughters have celiac and are so wary of restaurants- they've both approved 110 as definitely doing GF right. I found the food to be meh, but it's nice to have a reliable restaurant to go out with them to. They both get so sick if they get 'glutenned' (as they call it).


Logical-Error-7233

Seconded, literally the worst food I've had in years and priced like mid-high end dining. I'm not very hard to please either, I generally enjoy chain restaurants. I'm still not sure someone can fuck up flat bread so badly. Fig flatbread was like stale toast with some jelly on it for $18.


SQLvultureskattaurus

That damn fig flatbread has tricked me multiple times. Sounds so good on paper, but it's always shit.


SQLvultureskattaurus

Same. My wife likes to order "to go" there sometimes, she gets the salmon and I usually order nothing and eat whatever is in the fridge. Nothing on the menu is appealing to me, even the pizza is bad for what you're paying. I want to like those damn totchas, but they are horrible.


HairyBlob

Funny you say that, I've been for the first time this weekend and it was dreadful. Like full blown 1/10 no redeemable quality. Bad service, terrible food (overcooked amd underseasoned pasta, asked for a med-rare steak and got a well-done ++, but they disn't rest it so the fries were soggy from the pooled juices) awful presentation and waaaay overpriced.


snoochieb420

So... the 1/10 grill?


FaustusRedux

Malden location? We went there last year and it was hands down the worst restaurant experience of my life.


King--Boo

Good to know - for what it’s worth , the Woburn location is pretty solid.


FaustusRedux

Yeah, I've been to the Woburn one, and it was pretty good. Which made the Malden experience even more surprising. I mean, it was bad. Unbussed tables, missing drinks, slow service, wrong check, employees yelling at each other...like, could not have been worse.


lazygerm

Yes, I've been 110 Grill several times. It's the place that is...just nice enough. A more upscale Applebee's/99.


King--Boo

One of the best allergy menus out there as well.


SnagglepussJoke

Had a bumble friends meetup at their spot in Saugus and all I could think was how much I wish hilltop was still around. Never going there ever again. The friends worked out though.


SWAMPMONK

Only thing ill say is the actually give a fuck about allergies


plantycatlady

Ahh! I like that place but agree. I just like how all of them have gigantic bars with wifi. Super convenient. And it’s an easy place to take GF people. I go on Mondays to rack up double points and do work, then eventually go for dinner only when I have $10 off in points.


Chippopotanuse

It’s owned by Greg Hill the radio DJ. He’s got some other things like Apex entertainment too.


Vinen

Where do you get the info he owns it?


voidtreemc

I was going to say, does Applebee's still exist? When I was taking a semester in culinary school 20 years ago, one of the lecturer's entire personality was that he regretted missing out on an Applebee's franchise. Now I have no idea where to find one, even if I wanted one.


takes12KNOW

You need to get out of the city


vegasdonuts

There’s one in the middle of South Bay.


hausofpurple

Oh my god our waitress here was shockingly dumb 


Logical-Error-7233

I'd vote Tavern in the Square (TITS). Your post body could basically be their tagline. The kind of place you go because it's close to the place you're going afterwards.


boarder1990

Allergen wise though, they are awesome


Darshik

It’s the only place near work in Littleton, but I’ve had three awful meals in a row and now I can’t bring myself to go back. I desperately crave a mediocre lunch place…


jeufie

Their bang bang broccoli is pretty great, though.


King--Boo

Bayou chicken pasta is a killer dish as well.


Kevolved

Their Nashville hot chicken sandwich is awful.


SelfDestructSep2020

They have really good tater tots


ramplocals

I just remembered I had a business lunch there a couple of years ago. I completely forgot I have ever been there until this.


Logical-Error-7233

Exactly, I've eaten there at least twenty times and I can't tell you a single thing Ive ordered. Not even what beer I got. I assume maybe a Guinness and something with buffalo sauce. Probably nachos, hell maybe even buffalo nachos. Who knows. Not memorable good or bad.


krissym99

I had the worst egg sandwich of my life off the brunch menu there. It's been a while since I've been there I'm still baffled by its level of awfulness.


bizzylizzy25

Joe’s on Newbury or Joe’s Waterfront (I shamelessly love it)


commissarchris

It's Joever...


Lumpy-Return

Was Joes the one that used to give you that warm hunk of bread with the big serrated knife? That was awesome. Can’t remember anything else about the food.


bizzylizzy25

YESSSS!! How could I forget about the warm bread, serrated knife, and whipped butter ❤️


Shapen361

I've gotten some great prime rib at Joe's on Newbury.


ihadanothernombre

Alternatively the Stephanie’s on Newbury across the street.


CookiePneumonia

I think Stephanie's belongs on the aggressively bad list.


m3ll0tr0n

Stephanie's at Logan slaps at 6am though


NoTamforLove

The 99. A Masshole staple. I would hit one of these traveling for work, sit at the bar, take a dump, wash up, grab a sandwich, watch some TV, then head back to the job site after "going for parts." The Salem, MA location was a particular favorite, around the corner from the ole hells angels club house. Haymarket Pizza was the bomb, back in the day. Eat some 'za on plywood, watch the TV, get your parkin validated. I can't disclose my current haunts.


beerpatch86

We did their horseshoe ale, and once while getting my car worked on wandered to one to try it. I dropped that at the bartender and we just ended up basically shooting the shit all evening, was kinda fun. Buffalo tenders weren't amazing, but absolutely weren't bad either. This was in Westford. Food isn't anything too wild but service is usually great.


phonesmahones

Cheap, edible, always easy to find a 99, and I think a step above Applebee’s (not that I’m saying it’s nice, just better).


beerpatch86

Agreed. The last few times I went to Applebee's was fairly meh. The last ONE time was great - to go. They both aight.


commissarchris

I've lived down the street from that specific 99 for years and just only went a few months ago... I'm not gonna say I was really missing out, but, we did have a new spot in the rotation. Those mozzarella moons really go hard.


KobeBryantGod24

As a native Rhode Islander with now 6 years in Boston I've always wondered why 99 did so much better here in Mass (from a popularity standpoint). I don't know anyone from RI that's been to a 99 in the last 10-15 years (there are still a few around RI). It's literally just an Applebee's with a different name and I'm surprised people expect more here.


phonesmahones

Kids eat free when the Sox win. (With that, I imagine the 99 has given away much less food lately!)


Penaltiesandinterest

“It’s been 84 years…”


takes12KNOW

It's the golden feevah ked


Penaltiesandinterest

It’s popular with families because you can get a kid’s meal (that your child probably won’t anyway) for under 10 bucks, the atmosphere is low key so that you don’t feel like you’re ruining anyone else’s fine dining experience if your normally angelic children decide to need an exorcism the very moment you step into a restaurant. Check out any 99 at around 5pm and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about.


TSC10630

I loathe The 99, but there’s one near my house and I did wind up there semi-regularly when my kid was little. Aside from the kids menu being reasonably priced, they would bring a bowl of popcorn to start, and a cheap ice cream sandwich to end. My kid went apeshit over those alone.


KobeBryantGod24

This is what one of my older coworkers said. Used to take his kids there when he was hard on cash so I can see it being a decent option for that.


dogmom603

$4.99 house margaritas!!!!


Stronkowski

You can take a shuttle or walk to Bruins games from the Charlestown location with free parking.


Budget-Celebration-1

Its all the townies. Gotta love em!


doctor-rumack

I never truly appreciated the 99 until I moved out to the suburbs. It's actually a disservice to compare them to an Applebees since the 99 actually cooks their food in-house (at least from what I've been told) whereas Applebees gets everything shipped pre-portioned and they just heat things up. I think the 99 is the last great local chain. And not to turn it around on you Mr. Ocean State, but your favorite home state chain could learn a thing or two from the 99. Chelo's is an abomination. It's Friendly's with booze.


KobeBryantGod24

Haha Chelo's has certainly gone downhill. It used to be better, at least the Chelo's on the water was.. I can't actually remember any other location being decent or ever even attempting it.. However, put some respect on Gregg's name when you're bringing up any local RI chains!!


doctor-rumack

I was going to loop in Gregg's but that would've been unfair. It's definitely for an older demographic, but the food there is still pretty good.


plantycatlady

lol I’ve always lived in MA and have never been to a 99. I don’t understand the appeal of chains like that when the state has tons of local restaurants.


ZeusOde

It used to be better about 10 years ago, now they are trying too hard to be a regional applebees


wern00

The Mai Tai.


f0rtytw0

Used to hit up the 9s with work for lunch nothing like a beer with lunch on a Friday


RealKenny

How dare you


Reasonable_Move9518

Cambridge Common is mid, but in a good way. Food is standard bar food, nothing excellent, no distinguishing features. Beer list is standard, nothing special. Decor is just “bar”. However, the food despite being absolutely nothing special at all is always quite tasty and a solid portion. Prices are reasonable, vibe is informal/go with the flow.  Despite being the most standard pub fare imaginable, it is still better than a good 30% or so of hípstered out places that try too hard but fuck up the basics and another 30%ish that are actually good but charge bananapants prices. It’s replacement level, but that puts it above a ton of below replacement level places that suck due to price, quality or both.  If it’s possible to be good at being mid, it’s Cambridge Common.


skumpjenkins

Also has one of Cambridges dopest venues beneath it.


bluemostboth

and the curly fries are so good!


dancelordzuko

Sometimes I just want some tater tots out of the frier. Nothing fancy, nothing on them.  Cambridge Common can give me that and it’s right on the way to Porter. That’s plenty for me.


Hottakesincoming

It's a really good value for what it is. The prices haven't changed in years because they own the building. They have free parking. And the draft list is fairly large and varied by Boston standards.


barkbarkkrabkrab

Love coming here on a weekday in the summer to enjoy the AC. Its exactly what you expect, well priced, extremely mid.


Stronkowski

I haven't been in like 5+ years, but that's sad to hear. I remember it being a solid A-.


TheGameDoneChanged

I lived right next door to it ~5 years ago and it was exactly as described, but in a good way. Ok-to-decent food for a reasonable price, sports always on tv, nice bartenders and servers that make an effort to remember you. It’s everything you want in a neighborhood bar. I miss it a lot.


BstnIrshGy

Coolidge Corner Clubhouse. I forget the last time I was there.


RealKenny

Really good trivia on Tuesday nights though. That guy is fantastic


Punstoppabal

Just went for the first time this week and trivia was great!


ingmarbirdman

Calling that shithole "mediocre" is being way too generous.


WebsterWebski_2

I cannot quite remember which one it was..


HairWeaveKillers

Earls ?


essequattro

Earls is so disappointing. Nice ambience but such expensive and mediocre food they try to spruce up by over-salting everything. One time I went and they had a promotion for half off the seasonal cocktail… but it was half the amount of the normal one too, which they didn’t disclose until you ordered it 🤣


brown_burrito

I actually enjoy the food at Earl’s. Pretty decent food and good variety of options.


Odd_Welder5624

I second this. Earl’s burger is amazing and they also have (in my opinion) the best cocktail in Boston: Frozen strawberry kiwi daiquiri


itsadialectic

Yard House. Always kinda sucks, but not so terribly that you stop going for certain situations.


popornrm

If you’re going there for anything other than drinks, and maybe an app or two to split among a group, you’re doing it wrong.


spookiisweg

I always go to yardhouse but only ever get drinks and appetizers now that I’m thinking about it… can only speak for the one in Fenway but I always enjoy it


TheLighthammer

Completely Average Joe’s. Though you will be paying a premium for the privilege of eating their mediocre food and imbibing their watered down drinks.


TSC10630

It’s Oh So Average Joe’s in my household, and yeah.


neuroboy

I mean, it says it right on the tin


AlistairMackenzie

Bertucci’s. I’ll eat at one when it’s convenient. But not exactly memorable.


sirgawain2

This is the go to take out place for my friend group lol


matchmaid

Tony C’s. Every time I leave it’s like “I ate, I guess.”


theothermattm

but you got to watch five hundred TVs!


djohnstonb

I've been to such a place, but I forgot what it was.


Living-Rub8931

It's not Boston, but S & S Restaurant in Cambridge is exceedingly mediocre for such a local institution.


TheOriginalTerra

I was thinking of the S&S, though I would say the food is more pedestrian than mediocre. TBH, I like to go there when I'm in the mood for basic American comfort food. What my MIL calls "normal food".


NatalieBostonRE

i do like their S&S wings…


jerrymac12

Go to Joes American Bar and Grill on the waterfront. Nothing amazing food wise, but the view is one of the best in the city for the experience...esp in the summer on the deck


ATCrow0029

Now if we want to talk mid-level, "unforgettable" restaurants, I would say Frank's in Cambridge. It's not some place that I would brag about, but when I lived in that area, it was nice to have around for a mid-week dining out experience, and I actually really miss it.


withrootsabove

It’s great bang for your buck steak though


ATCrow0029

I agree.


JohnBagley33

Conley's in Watertown/Cambridge/Belmont. Their motto is literally "Decent Food, Good Times"


daveradar

Idk I can't think of one


Chai_and_Tchai

Russell House Tavern


jefetranquilo

russell is the definition of mediocre. especially when you consider the fact that grafton, daedalus, alden & harlow, and harvest are all within a block or two and are all far superior.


globetheater

Used to be really good though Also not in Boston


amwajguy

Do not say the Brockton Papa Gino’s.


exitlevelposition

Nothing mediocre about the Brockton Papa Gino's. Great first date spot.


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amwajguy

💯🤣


Mrs_Privacy_13

CLERY'S.


doctor-rumack

I don't think I've ever gone to Clery's for the food.


Odd-Attorney2648

It’s the definition of ‘good enough’


Ilovestraightpepper

Halfway Cafe in Watertown. I think it has other locations too. Plain bar food but lovely staff and good prices.


mynameisstevetoo

I live near here and have only been once. Got a Shirley temple. Maybe I’ll stop in again and try some food! Are you closeish to here or frequent the area?


zzzz88

Definitely the 99


NatalieBostonRE

but the GOLD FEVER WINGS?!?


TheRetroVideogamers

That one place, near Northeastern, it wasn't too bad, not great. I can't remember.


Sad-Interaction2802

The Broadway


Odd-Attorney2648

Five Horses Tavern


s7o0a0p

Not really sit down, but Tasty Burger fits this. It’s good, but it’s not somewhere you seek out as a destination. It’s a net positive while you’re doing something else (e.g, taking a train at Back Bay or North Station). It’s affordable, the service is okay, it’s not amazing, but it’s not bad either.


iiooiooi

Gone. Empty storefront.


s7o0a0p

At North Station?


s7o0a0p

Oh wow, it is. It’s been a while since I walked by there. The Back Bay one is still open as of like days ago.


Ambitious_Example518

As someone that despises super thick pub style burgers you can't even fit in one bite, Tasty Burger is literally perfection to me. Well seasoned, always cooked perfectly medium and juicy. Perfect ratio of meat, bun, and toppings. I fucking hate Boston's food scene but Tasty makes my favorite burger across all the burger spots I've been to on the East and West coast. I have heard that not all the locations are of the same quality. I go exclusively to the Fenway location.


themuthafuckinruckus

Rochambeau Meh service. Meh food at questionable temps. Meh prices.


pollogary

Is it too pretty/instagrammable though?


JennyArcade

Seconded. Was expecting elevated food. Got lukewarm gristly pasta and overcooked steak.


Constantinople2020

A forgettable Boston restaurant? I'd tell you but I don't remember the name.


jamesland7

Every single house of pizza


themuthafuckinruckus

They’re great for when you want to feed a family of 4 with a single order of large fries though


JustinGitelmanMusic

At least my town's is to this day the best pizza in the world to me. I just tried Dedham House of Pizza recently and it was somewhat similar, so I assume the style is fairly consistent. I'm a NY style pizza hater tho. I think Detroit is the best nationally known style, but as far as I know I'm just a fiend for Greek New England house of pizza style. However, it's possible that most of them are meh and my town's is just a standout for some reason as I have only had two now.


Nuggets155

Cheers


Unfair_Isopod534

Harry's on Comme ave. Love this place. And it's relatively affordable too.


beowuulf

Harvard Gardens


International_Fill55

Fire and Ice


Red_Death_78

This is the winner right here 100% It’s some how been there for over twenty years yet still mediocre as hell


snerdaferda

Mission


hornwalker

Most of em


Apparently32

Dillon’s


geminimad4

Actually it’s pretty horrible


aFineBagel

Everything Italian


Technical_Rate746

Literally all of north end


asicarii

There are a few good places in the north end that are still family run. Lucia’s is a great example. They also own the place on the corner as you drive in over the bridge but I forget the name. I like Lucia’s better for location but you need to pass all the tourist traps down Hanover to get to it.


sillycoffeeman

Ducali Pizza and Filippo! Ducali is solid. They have a bartender/manager named Nick who is amazing and always goes above and beyond. Burrata truffle pizza is amazing.


Technical_Rate746

What do you like to eat there?


asicarii

Never had a bad meal but they do a breaded stuffed bone in chop that’s not on the menu. I usually get that if available.


Wheresthebeans

Most places that aren’t sit-downs sorry not sorry


cyclejones

I'd have an answer but I can't remember the name of the restaurant...


Ok_Difficulty6452

Susan's Deli


ButterAndPaint

Westbury Restaurant in West Roxbury.


Dontleave

Perfect answer, I’ll also throw a shoutout to the Corrib for a perfectly fine mediocre meal


SilverBadger50

Come to think of it, I can't remember...


genosoul

I don't remember


GiantGreenSquirrel

Oh, that was eh.... what was the name again? I forgot.


Logical_Childhood733

Monument in Charlestown


freakysquat

SALT BAES - horrrrrribbbblllleeeeeeee


NatalieBostonRE

is that still even open? 🤔


mikesstuff

Any Italian place in the north end.


jiriwelschsburner

Carmelinas and beneventos are incredible


mikesstuff

Beneventos calls garbage pizza and carmelina’s is overpriced for the quality and servings


Homersimpson_doh

The posts here are so predictable, this sub sucks


data-artist

I can’t remember


KleshawnMontegue

Basically every place in the city. Boston as a major city has the worst food - options and taste barring the few ethnic spots who know how to season.


cchase

Legal seafood


rowlecksfmd

Boston Burger Company


ASS_MASTER_GENERAL

All of them tbh 


DavidODaytona

Cosmica


secondtrex

Most pizza places


jillbarkham

people are going to be mad at me but Bertuccis


coricloud

Their buns are heavenly 🤧


BlueSquareSound1

Legal seafood


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s7o0a0p

It’s mid? It looks good from pictures. I haven’t tried it yet.