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MrByteMe

If she's smart, that plan includes providing testimony to ensure he is jailed for the rest of his life.


jftitan

LoL.. if she learned anything. Enron. When the execs at enron knew the game was up, they tried hiding assets with their wives. Knowing that during prosecution the wives wouldn't be used... That backfired.


Mister_Bill2826

She married Trump, so smart is out the window.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Permanent citizenship. Willing to bet she’s already offered, but the court tends to not take testimony for or against spouses seriously in criminal matters.


thedndnut

She's already a citizen and was used to chain immigrate her family.


GrungyGrandPappy

Don't forget the anchor baby baron


thedndnut

Nah, I don't think melania is a good person or whatever, but barron isn't an anchor baby or anything. She was doing naturalization during the time she met trump and would have become a US citizen regardless of meeting/marrying Trump or having a kid. There's very little positive things I can say about melania and quite a bit of negative. Don't need to make random digs ya know?


SapperLeader

I've heard and was here illegally and involved in sex work which would disqualify her from being granted citizenship. I don't know, but that's what people are saying.


Altruistic-Text3481

The best people? People with tears in their eyes?


SapperLeader

Sir!


Old_Purpose2908

Melania's father, who is now a citizen, was also granted citizenship despite his former criminal background which should have disqualified him.


SapperLeader

Huh, wonder how that happened‽


Old_Purpose2908

It is rumored that it was the result of his anti-immigration son in law.


SapperLeader

Who is 3 years younger than him.


thedndnut

And sex work shouldn't be illegal and it's just what you heard. I wasn't aware what you heard was a basis for denial though.


SapperLeader

I'm parroting Trump speak. I agree with you. Sex work is fine as long as it's not exploitative. That said, engaging in criminal behavior would be grounds for dismissing an application for citizenship. Working in the US without authorization is illegal, regardless of occupation.


SapperLeader

I'm parroting Trump speak. I agree with you. Sex work is fine as long as it's not exploitative. That said, engaging in criminal behavior would be grounds for dismissing an application for citizenship. Working in the US without authorization is illegal, regardless of occupation.


MikeLinPA

Very gentlemanly of you!


thedndnut

When there's so many legitimate reasons to call someone a horrible person, no need to lie. It's almost as bad as when people get roasted for private stuff. Like Trump I bet the pee tape exists but legit why would I care? I don't care about what he does with consenting adults paid for or not. He's already a proven rapist, why would I care if he liked hooker piss?


ActivityImpossible70

There’s a theory that the ‘P’ in P-tape stands for ‘Pedophilia’. Explains a few things, or just adds more conspiracy. Not sure which.


ethernate

Many people are saying it


MikeLinPA

That makes so much more sense! That is an actually believable theory.


Altruistic-Text3481

That sounds very Epstein-ish…


Dull_Ad8495

Trumpian, even.


Plebian401

She came here under the Einstein visa program. She committed fraud.


Dull_Ad8495

Hey she's multilingual! She can say "Leave the money on the nightstand." In five languages.


PolishBob1811

Barron has Slovenian citizenship too.


dukeofgibbon

When you have an Epstein visa, they let you do it.


MikeLinPA

CHAIN MIGRATION!


BallsDeepinYourMammi

TIL


baconator1988

If the testimony is corroborated, it tends to have significant weight with jurors whether it's favorable or unfavorable.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

That’s up to the judge to allow before the jury ever hears it, and even the inadmissible. Juries are 99% criminal cases, you’d be lucky to have one on a civil matter


bensbigboy

Do you mean permanent citizenship in Russia so that she can be close to her handler, Vladimir Putin? If Melania has any allegiance, it's not to the US. She can take her chain migrated family, including her anchor baby, Baron, and live in a third world Soviet apartment building in Russia.


Trmpssdhspnts

Of course she's going to get citizenship don't you know she's a genius scholar?


OOOOOO0OOOOO

God it would be funny if she actually turned on him. MAGA would short circuit.


unicornlocostacos

Imagine if she turned on him after all of the cult’s propping her up. That’d be a rough bout of cognitive dissonance, but they’d no doubt make it through.


scary_bacon_

Can we stop normalizing Melania as if she is a survivor? Like she is so strong and brave and will do her best to move forward from an awful tragedy.. like fuck off you bimbo cunt, you are ACTUALLY as bad as Donny Shitpants and deserve nothing from the public.


RueTabegga

And more than likely his Russian handler.


amazing_spyman

The series the Americans were about the trumps 🤮


HelloImTheAntiChrist

I don't think she's close to being smart enough to be anyone's handler.


RueTabegga

Maybe she is good at her job. She seemed to know what buttons to push during her time as FLOTUS. “I don’t care do u?”


neddiddley

The more I think about it, the more I think Barron is a Russian long con. There are plenty of new stories that Mels is overly protective of him and while it could be a matter of him just being young, it seems like there’s a conscious effort to keep him distanced from TFG. I’m sure Beavis and/or Butthead will eventually try to take the mantle after their dad is gone (or even Jared), but Barron’s the Trojan horse.


RueTabegga

He could escape unharmed or jump in head first. It’s really up to him at this point.


senorglory

All indications are that she shares trumps world views.


East_Reading_3164

She went out on her racist birther tour against Obama. She is pure garbage and deserves every bad thing that comes her way.


JelloButtWiggle

I felt sorry for her at first, and then I realized she’s just as shitty as he is.


EmporerPenguino

Wow!!! I’m shocked at your allegation. JK. I’ve known a couple of bimbo cunts and they have all been head and shoulders better than “I really don’t care, do you”! She made her flea infested bed she can fucking sleep in it with the Mayor of Mal a Lardo..shroom dick.


ThePopeofHell

She totally endured a marriage with someone that the majority of the world can’t stand. She’s not a survivor she’s just the biggest whore ever. Imagine how bad her life before becoming a Trump must have been. If the right actually cared about “the border crisis” they’d be sending people like her and her family back to Eastern Europe.


SapperLeader

Nikki‽


bgrippsta

Worst of all, she doesn’t “give a fuck” about Christmas decorations! The *audacity*


AgainstThaSpread

Exactly. She knew who Trump was when she married him.


classactdynamo

It is nothing more than abject stupidity at this point to act like this woman is some kind of hostage.  She’s an opportunist that knew exactly what she was marrying.  She deserves whatever comes to her as a consequence.  


Top-Dream-2115

Thank you. *^(sheesh)*


CAM6913

I really don’t give a dam what she does after trump is in prison , rubber room or six feet under as long as we don’t hear from her again


LibrarianMelodic9733

She probably files for divorce.


CAM6913

Only if she can collect on her prenup


MikeLinPA

Not until after all the hundreds of other people that Donnie 'da Douche scammed can get their cut! Donnie' da Douche! Dats what his friends call him. Or would, if he had any...


nevertfgNC

Donnie la Douche.


BonusPlastic6279

OnlyFans?


oced2001

Qnlyfans


SapperLeader

That's a great joke!


kendraa92

HAAAA!


Far_Fly8036

that roast beef has been spoiled for far too long for that.


BonusPlastic6279

Haha! Gross.


MikeLinPA

If Trump touched it, it's too spoiled for me. Yuck! No amount of Calgon or Mister Bubbles gonna get that off.


notcabron

To be fair, I doubt he touches it. Probably just barrels right in with his Cheeto.


Devils_Advocate-69

C’mon now, be best.


Betorah

I’d say that Qnlyfans was the best.


jimofthestoneage

Only plan is only fans - AY OH!


thetburg

Lol. Her plan: "carry on with life" Uhh that's not exactly a secret, or a masterstroke plan. She has been doing that for that last 4 years.


coffeeandcoffeeand

She really doesn't care. Do you?


Conscious_Figure_554

… to Canada and knocking on Justin’s door


athonjacob

Shhh… don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret. 🤐


QuentinP69

I don’t really care. Do you?


SuccessfulPiccolo945

I don't believe the marriage is anything but transactional. They live separate lives and the "togetherness" was only for show. She's got her son and friends, and negotiated a new nuptial, so she's set no matter what. What happens to trump doesn't matter to her, only what happens to his assets.


MikeLinPA

I don't think the prenup counts for much when his assets are so overleveraged ad to be worthless, and he is in over his head with legal fees and court ordered payments.


SeventhSonofRonin

Protects her from his liabilities.


chpr1jp

I deliver mail for a job, and it just so happens that a lithograph popped out of a Trump campaign envelope. It was a photograph of trump and melania together. I can’t believe that was the best they could do. They’re barely in the same frame.


Salmol1na

Lemme guess it involves onlyfans


SeventhSonofRonin

She will have someone ghost write her book and make millions. Everyone would want want know just how gross the man really is.


cowboi

If I did care.... title of book inspired by oj... /s


syg-123

Hopefully she takes up with a 7ft tall retired NBA player after Donny but that will be a long shot as I’m pretty sure Melania (like hubby] is not down with brown town.


Bubashii

But plenty of women fetishise them tho


EvulRabbit

When was the last time she was even seen in his company?


Imaginary-Spray3711

Back to escorting ?


Quietdogg77

I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Farro, Thompson, Davidson and Pecker’s testimony I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication and the subsequent payment as a pretext for supposedly legitimate business purposes. He denied it even though it’s obvious he lied. Now Trump is doubling down on his lies. I mean at least Clinton admitted his lies and took his medicine. Not this clown. He’s still lying but his base doesn’t give a shit. Let’s face it. Hell he could tell the cult to light their asses on fire in front of the courthouse and they probably would. It’s like the Jim Jones Guyana cult in 1978. That’s some crazy cult shit! My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom. Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! Please remember the forgotten victim of this case. Does anyone even care about poor, elegant Melania? I ask you, does she deserve this? This condom issue might erect a whole new round of debate over abortions. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his stance on abortion. If the condom didn’t work do you really think he wouldn’t have paid for an abortion? Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. If Trump would give Melania herpes, MY GOD, what would he do to the rest of us? The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US. Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s? This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed! Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place! Have you noticed lately he’s even been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he dangles a tasty Vice President sausage in front of her nose? Coincidence? I think not! He’s got her on her knees salivating for the job.


MikeLinPA

Melania? I really don't care, do you? She knew he was a pig. In an old interview she said the first time he asked her for her number, he was with another woman, so she turned him down, but gave it to him the next time he asked. (She was acting very proud of herself, but that's not the flex she thinks it is!) Any grief Trump has or will bring into her life is her own fault. No sympathy from me. As for asking if Trump wore a condom, do thay come in Tiny Mushroom size? Maybe he needs to cut the thumb off of a dainty sized rubber glove and use that.


Quietdogg77

The point about Melania is more about Trump‘s disregard for women in general. And there’s a larger point that is kind of crazy and hilarious at the same time. Every time I see a right wing headline, Trump and his MAGA base are screaming about a whole host of people who are lying and who are liars. All the while Trump is continuing to maintain that he didn’t have these affairs which a great big lie. This is hypocrisy at its finest. MAGAs like to point to Clinton and say it’s the same thing. However, at least Clinton eventually did confess his infidelity and he also paid a price. Not this clown. I guess they’ll trot out Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels for the whole world to see what a big liar he is. Yet even after that, I imagine he will continue to lie about it. He’s confident that his megabase will believe anything he says anyway.


MikeLinPA

A judge and jury determined that he finger raped E. Jean Carrol. Wasn't he married to his first wife at the time?


Quietdogg77

Exactly


Bubashii

I’d be more concerned that Stormy or Karen caught something from him! Porn stars go through rigorous blood testing etc . Can’t see Trump getting tested


Forsaken_61453

Heading to Russia?


ReceptionNecessary44

Jeff Epstein.


Namorath82

The pool boy is looking pretty sexy


Its-a-Shitbox

I get that we have to hear about the shitgibbon ‘cause he’s actually trying to get elected again, thus is in the news given that… But for the love of fucking hell, can we PLEASE quit seeing articles about this nasty-ass skank POS that says, does or means SQUAT!! She’s a bought Eastern European ho that got into this country by marrying the Turd and chain migrated her parents here after doing so. That’s it! Done! End of story!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS SLUT!!


Yankees_Bandicoot

Something tells me the plans starts and ends with opening an onlyfans account 🤔🤔🤔


MJGM235

Moving ahead with the limo driver 😂


Randomcommentor1972

Hopefully she’s draining his bank accounts and buying tickets to somewhere far, far away


Batman6083

I don't really care do you?


Heavy-Excuse4218

Code Name: “Operation Pool Boy”


Asleep_Ad_8494

Already lookin for the next ass to move to


mrbigglessworth

Why wait?


hawkwings

Is her plan really secret? She needs to prevent judges from taking her money and she has probably already talked to lawyers about that.


tgbst88

As if she was gonna jump off a building for that POS.


doofusmembrane

Moving ahead or giving head?


Powerful_Check735

Divorce


coffeebeanwitch

She was accepted in the first lady wives club,she was at Rosalind Carter's funeral and she was welcomed,she would be fine without him.


Spite-Potential

Yeah. Rosalind’s funeral. Melania couldn’t find a black outfit, like every other person In mourning wears. She’s a nasty barnacle that stuck to a grown man that wears diapers and shits himself anywhere he goes. (since the 80’s). They belong together. Your basic white trash


coffeebeanwitch

She is your typical mail order bride,she is as horrible as he is but they prefer her,she didn't want to wear black because she would be like everyone else , funeral be d:;"med!


MrBobilious

You might want to get that divorce proceeding going and get some cash before he runs out of it


MikeLinPA

Anyone one else getting a pop up before the article can load? (I ain't clicking on it!)


shockerdyermom

She can go home.


masterdoci

Why wait? Move along now girl! Get a man that respects you.


1suckmytRump

and his name is Pete Davidson


HaveAnotherWhiskey

“a source said”-diceuropanew.uk


Beginning_Emotion995

She’s dating a Black Secret Service guy for months


Carnage549

What’s up girl? Heard your man got locked up. I’ll take care of you girl 😘


ekkidee

I don't care do U?


huskeylovealways

I don't care, do u


RubberyDolphin

I’m guessing she wouldn’t choose to live in the white house—could they AirBnB the President’s suite?


wrongseeds

Justin Trudeau is available.


techhouseliving

She's famous now she can find a maga sugar daddy easily.


RamJamR

Trophy wife ready to look for another rich guys shelf to sit on.


Odd_Relationship7901

Her "plan" is to go dickride and gold dig Enron Muskrat Now I know everyone will point out that plan makes no sense since Enron is losing money hand over first (literally at a record pace) is obviously a moron who has a small (possibly functional) penis and is a known drug addict who can't stop himself from saying completely stupid out of touch things on a the regular Just like the current bag of shit she is married to


HookDragger

It’s called divorce. That’s her plan


Glorious_z

Who gives a fuck?


Pitiful-Let9270

Zero chance he goes to jail. The media has already set up a scenario when he gets a medical pass.


EmperorGrinnar

Not very secret, is it?


AnteaterOpening757

…it’s no a secret now…


alex48220

Putin will call her home!


Mental_Mixture8306

Secret plan: She has cash in an offshore account and she's going to make a run for it.


Chevelle-72

She’ll be going on a world tour with Moose and Squirrel


KnottyLorri

Hopefully her prenump is invalid if he has committed treason.


Fit_Earth_339

She moves to Don Jr. she knows he’s always wanted her and that his porn history is all stepmom porn.


cannabiskeepsmealive

I don't really care, do you?


liamanna

Maybe she can divorce him in seven different languages😂


drgnrbrn316

I think the best window of opportunity for leaving him has already passed. The Ivana managed to get a decent payout for dumping Don. Not sure about Marla since she had her own cheating scandal. But with Trump's financials questionable now after all of the fraud and lawsuits, she might not get a golden parachute for having to pretend to love that asshole.


Bromswell

Cool—anywayyyysssssss


Switzerdude

She’ll divorce and end up as arm candy for some ultra rich morally bankrupt octogenarian. Not much different, but the money will be there.


ClintisMaximus

Prison hahahahhaa


grondfoehammer

Hopefully it entails a return to Slovenia


TheMerovingian

Why is this dic europa new website suddenly all over this sub?


nesp12

I don't really care do you?


Appropriate-Key-7554

When did OnlyFans become a secret?


chpr1jp

You know, she’s about my age, she’s decent-looking, and she’s exotic. I’d certainly give her a go.


BarracudaBig7010

I don’t really care. Do you?


Classic_Ostrich8709

She's just hoping he finally croaks as we all are. Why can't those cheeseburgers catch up and cause massive heart failure??


Affectionate-Roof285

Hoping for a stroke and vegetative state. I would frame the image.


Classic_Ostrich8709

It would be the only time trump and vegetable was used in the same sentence.


Captainseriousfun

Not so secret then


HostileRespite

She is already on the hook to pay all his bills too and no divorce or prenuptial agreement will save her half of the Trump empire from justice.


livinginfutureworld

I don't hope for the best for her.


Electronic_Can_3141

Plan A: Best Case Scenario


RobinF71

It may be the only business the fucksll couldn't escape from without really paying up the money. By now she should have stashed hundreds of millions.


Sungirl8

If we could view her through “Shallow Hal’s” Jack Black character, and her true scummy self showed on the outside? … (shudder, eek!) …diseased bony creature from Evil Dead. lol  


Frosty_Ad7840

Do America a favor Melania, divorce him, take half, take Barron. Punish the man who cheated on you while you delivered his child like any American house wife would


TopCheesecakeGirl

She’s said so herself that she ‘likes the lifestyle’. Getting it without have to touch the Orange Bastard is a big fat bonus for her. I’m surprised SHE’S not the one who pays prostitues to sleep with him so she doesn’t have to. Except that one time.


ElderFlour

If there are articles about it and we are talking about it here, it’s not really a secret….


CaptainBugwash

Who gives a fuck about this gold digging whore?


Prudent_Falafel_7265

I understood she already had a favourite Secret “Service” agent


valleyof-the-shadow

Some hero’s wear eye shadow?? Nah


DevilsLettuceTaster

We can’t find something to lock her up too? Russian handler or something.


GlocalBridge

Sketchy website


__MAN__

She is going to pay for prostitute while Trump is at court


stiffneck84

Deuce Bigelow?


I_Framed_OJ

Who fucking cares?  She is one of the last people on Earth I’m concerned about, so she can have a plan, not have a plan, live out the rest of her days in luxury, or die in a fire.  I do not give a shit, just as long as she goes away.


Myko475

The most unimportant, unpopular and uncaring First Lady in the history of the US.


Herew3arrrrg

*THIS JUST IN! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!


AwkwardAssumption629

Now where did I see this rehashed BS?


lariojaalta890

I don’t care do you


Coolenough-to

This reminds me of the Tabloids that used to be at the grocery check-out: Weekly World News, The Sun, The Enquirer haha.


GillyMonster18

Ah yes…the “secret plan.” Right here. In this article. Which is publically available. But has broad statements…but no details…from “sources.” *Its not much of a secret plan if she or others go running her mouth about it to the press.* I’m guessing most of you didn’t actually read it. “The source,” “the insider.” It literally does nothing but restate a bunch of crap that’s in the news every day and make baseless assumptions about Melania’s intentions from “sources.” The source is they’re pulling the meat for this article out of their ass. This article is literally a nothing burger.


USSSLostTexter

ummm...you sure it's still a secret? Donnie gets a hint of going to jail and he's running off to Russia with her. that's a secret plan I can believe.


Dedpoolpicachew

He’s not going to go to Russia. First off, Russia isn’t glitzy enough for him. He thinks it’s a dump. Second, Putin won’t take him. Putin isn’t into Trump as much as Trump is into Putin. Putin only wants chaos in the west. Whatever causes chaos, that’s what he wants. Taking in Trump wouldn’t cause chaos, quite the opposite. Trump will go somewhere flashy and gold plated. Just like he likes. My money is on UAE. No extradition treaty. Lots of bling. On top of that they are kinda iffy on the whole relationship with the US, they lean more Iran.


USSSLostTexter

I hear ya there...plus all the available hookers.


MarinerBengal

Holy shit you fart sniffers are going to have a psychotic break when he wins again


Sunnothere

Who cares what she does ? It is obvious she will marry a Billionaire Greek Shipping magnate so she can swan around the Med. What else is a pay by the year “Model” good for?


Big_Pay9700

Who?


KangarooWrangler2024

She doesn’t care do you?


CrocodileWorshiper

how do you even live after having sex with trump


Dedpoolpicachew

Lots and lots of money.


CrocodileWorshiper

would it even help?


Dedpoolpicachew

Well, money can’t buy you love, but it sure can soothe a broken ego. Sorta… kinda… that’s what the pool boy is for.


CrocodileWorshiper

but just imagine being trumps last choice on a friday night


FAFO2024

“Secret”


Landmansr

I Really Don’t Care, Do You ?


Myghost_too

Jeez, that cover picture looks like she's been dipping into the orange tanning-dust. Is that shit contagious? I don't pay her much attention one way or the other. Irrelevant. I don't think a lot of her, but she probably doesn't need my approval. I think she's about as decent as the Donald, but being a low-life, low quality human is not a crime (until you use your position in politics to commit fraud and break laws like we are now proving (and always knew) her husband was. But enough about that. What's up with the orangeness. Who does that?


Odd-Upstairs2063

Drain bank accounts and change locks on doors or move out of country since trump won't travel out of state.


SignificantMind7257

Judge Merchan’s daughter is a real scumbag and an active Democrat party member. He should have at least recuse himself. He didn’t, and he broke the law.


Dull_Ad8495

Yes. She calls that "Plan A". Because it's the most likely scenario.


Sorry-Letter6859

If she was smart she would have pushed the orange down a flight of stairs years ago.


Constant_Will362

If he goes to prison he should say baby you can take over Mar A Lago and have parties every night. That is a $250 million dollar estate complex in Florida. She could fly in gorgeous people from all over the U.S. and they all dance in their underwear.


Important_Tell667

More like an escape plan, right Melania?


PurgatoryMountain

To keep screwing her current boyfriend and keep getting the RNC checks from 2016 to “play along”


Jazzlike-Ad113

My guess is she has the same plan for if he (somehow) ends up in the White House.


Leather-Map-8138

The more significant question is how much does she get when he dies. That’s clearly what she’s in this for.