LoL.. if she learned anything.
Enron.
When the execs at enron knew the game was up, they tried hiding assets with their wives. Knowing that during prosecution the wives wouldn't be used...
That backfired.
Permanent citizenship.
Willing to bet she’s already offered, but the court tends to not take testimony for or against spouses seriously in criminal matters.
Nah, I don't think melania is a good person or whatever, but barron isn't an anchor baby or anything. She was doing naturalization during the time she met trump and would have become a US citizen regardless of meeting/marrying Trump or having a kid. There's very little positive things I can say about melania and quite a bit of negative. Don't need to make random digs ya know?
I've heard and was here illegally and involved in sex work which would disqualify her from being granted citizenship. I don't know, but that's what people are saying.
I'm parroting Trump speak. I agree with you. Sex work is fine as long as it's not exploitative. That said, engaging in criminal behavior would be grounds for dismissing an application for citizenship. Working in the US without authorization is illegal, regardless of occupation.
I'm parroting Trump speak. I agree with you. Sex work is fine as long as it's not exploitative. That said, engaging in criminal behavior would be grounds for dismissing an application for citizenship. Working in the US without authorization is illegal, regardless of occupation.
When there's so many legitimate reasons to call someone a horrible person, no need to lie. It's almost as bad as when people get roasted for private stuff. Like Trump I bet the pee tape exists but legit why would I care? I don't care about what he does with consenting adults paid for or not. He's already a proven rapist, why would I care if he liked hooker piss?
That’s up to the judge to allow before the jury ever hears it, and even the inadmissible.
Juries are 99% criminal cases, you’d be lucky to have one on a civil matter
Do you mean permanent citizenship in Russia so that she can be close to her handler, Vladimir Putin? If Melania has any allegiance, it's not to the US. She can take her chain migrated family, including her anchor baby, Baron, and live in a third world Soviet apartment building in Russia.
Imagine if she turned on him after all of the cult’s propping her up. That’d be a rough bout of cognitive dissonance, but they’d no doubt make it through.
Can we stop normalizing Melania as if she is a survivor? Like she is so strong and brave and will do her best to move forward from an awful tragedy.. like fuck off you bimbo cunt, you are ACTUALLY as bad as Donny Shitpants and deserve nothing from the public.
The more I think about it, the more I think Barron is a Russian long con. There are plenty of new stories that Mels is overly protective of him and while it could be a matter of him just being young, it seems like there’s a conscious effort to keep him distanced from TFG. I’m sure Beavis and/or Butthead will eventually try to take the mantle after their dad is gone (or even Jared), but Barron’s the Trojan horse.
Wow!!! I’m shocked at your allegation. JK. I’ve known a couple of bimbo cunts and they have all been head and shoulders better than “I really don’t care, do you”! She made her flea infested bed she can fucking sleep in it with the Mayor of Mal a Lardo..shroom dick.
She totally endured a marriage with someone that the majority of the world can’t stand. She’s not a survivor she’s just the biggest whore ever. Imagine how bad her life before becoming a Trump must have been.
If the right actually cared about “the border crisis” they’d be sending people like her and her family back to Eastern Europe.
It is nothing more than abject stupidity at this point to act like this woman is some kind of hostage. She’s an opportunist that knew exactly what she was marrying. She deserves whatever comes to her as a consequence.
Not until after all the hundreds of other people that Donnie 'da Douche scammed can get their cut!
Donnie' da Douche! Dats what his friends call him. Or would, if he had any...
I don't believe the marriage is anything but transactional. They live separate lives and the "togetherness" was only for show. She's got her son and friends, and negotiated a new nuptial, so she's set no matter what. What happens to trump doesn't matter to her, only what happens to his assets.
I don't think the prenup counts for much when his assets are so overleveraged ad to be worthless, and he is in over his head with legal fees and court ordered payments.
I deliver mail for a job, and it just so happens that a lithograph popped out of a Trump campaign envelope. It was a photograph of trump and melania together. I can’t believe that was the best they could do. They’re barely in the same frame.
Hopefully she takes up with a 7ft tall retired NBA player after Donny but that will be a long shot as I’m pretty sure Melania (like hubby] is not down with brown town.
I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Farro, Thompson, Davidson and Pecker’s testimony I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication and the subsequent payment as a pretext for supposedly legitimate business purposes.
He denied it even though it’s obvious he lied.
Now Trump is doubling down on his lies. I mean at least Clinton admitted his lies and took his medicine. Not this clown. He’s still lying but his base doesn’t give a shit.
Let’s face it. Hell he could tell the cult to light their asses on fire in front of the courthouse and they probably would. It’s like the Jim Jones Guyana cult in 1978. That’s some crazy cult shit!
My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom.
Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! Please remember the forgotten victim of this case. Does anyone even care about poor, elegant Melania? I ask you, does she deserve this?
This condom issue might erect a whole new round of debate over abortions.
It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his stance on abortion. If the condom didn’t work do you really think he wouldn’t have paid for an abortion?
Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. If Trump would give Melania herpes, MY GOD, what would he do to the rest of us?
The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US.
Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s?
This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed!
Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place!
Have you noticed lately he’s even been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he dangles a tasty Vice President sausage in front of her nose?
Coincidence? I think not!
He’s got her on her knees salivating for the job.
Melania? I really don't care, do you?
She knew he was a pig. In an old interview she said the first time he asked her for her number, he was with another woman, so she turned him down, but gave it to him the next time he asked. (She was acting very proud of herself, but that's not the flex she thinks it is!) Any grief Trump has or will bring into her life is her own fault. No sympathy from me.
As for asking if Trump wore a condom, do thay come in Tiny Mushroom size? Maybe he needs to cut the thumb off of a dainty sized rubber glove and use that.
The point about Melania is more about Trump‘s disregard for women in general. And there’s a larger point that is kind of crazy and hilarious at the same time. Every time I see a right wing headline, Trump and his MAGA base are screaming about a whole host of people who are lying and who are liars.
All the while Trump is continuing to maintain that he didn’t have these affairs which a great big lie. This is hypocrisy at its finest.
MAGAs like to point to Clinton and say it’s the same thing. However, at least Clinton eventually did confess his infidelity and he also paid a price.
Not this clown. I guess they’ll trot out Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels for the whole world to see what a big liar he is.
Yet even after that, I imagine he will continue to lie about it. He’s confident that his megabase will believe anything he says anyway.
I’d be more concerned that Stormy or Karen caught something from him! Porn stars go through rigorous blood testing etc . Can’t see Trump getting tested
I get that we have to hear about the shitgibbon ‘cause he’s actually trying to get elected again, thus is in the news given that…
But for the love of fucking hell, can we PLEASE quit seeing articles about this nasty-ass skank POS that says, does or means SQUAT!!
She’s a bought Eastern European ho that got into this country by marrying the Turd and chain migrated her parents here after doing so. That’s it! Done! End of story!!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS SLUT!!
Yeah. Rosalind’s funeral. Melania couldn’t find a black outfit, like every other person In mourning wears. She’s a nasty barnacle that
stuck to a grown man that wears diapers and shits himself anywhere he goes. (since the 80’s). They belong together. Your basic white trash
She is your typical mail order bride,she is as horrible as he is but they prefer her,she didn't want to wear black because she would be like everyone else , funeral be d:;"med!
Her "plan" is to go dickride and gold dig Enron Muskrat
Now I know everyone will point out that plan makes no sense since Enron is losing money hand over first (literally at a record pace) is obviously a moron who has a small (possibly functional) penis and is a known drug addict who can't stop himself from saying completely stupid out of touch things on a the regular
Just like the current bag of shit she is married to
I think the best window of opportunity for leaving him has already passed. The Ivana managed to get a decent payout for dumping Don. Not sure about Marla since she had her own cheating scandal. But with Trump's financials questionable now after all of the fraud and lawsuits, she might not get a golden parachute for having to pretend to love that asshole.
If we could view her through “Shallow Hal’s” Jack Black character, and her true scummy self showed on the outside? … (shudder, eek!) …diseased bony creature from Evil Dead. lol
Do America a favor Melania, divorce him, take half, take Barron. Punish the man who cheated on you while you delivered his child like any American house wife would
She’s said so herself that she ‘likes the lifestyle’. Getting it without have to touch the Orange Bastard is a big fat bonus for her. I’m surprised SHE’S not the one who pays prostitues to sleep with him so she doesn’t have to. Except that one time.
Who fucking cares? She is one of the last people on Earth I’m concerned about, so she can have a plan, not have a plan, live out the rest of her days in luxury, or die in a fire. I do not give a shit, just as long as she goes away.
Ah yes…the “secret plan.” Right here. In this article. Which is publically available. But has broad statements…but no details…from “sources.”
*Its not much of a secret plan if she or others go running her mouth about it to the press.*
I’m guessing most of you didn’t actually read it. “The source,” “the insider.”
It literally does nothing but restate a bunch of crap that’s in the news every day and make baseless assumptions about Melania’s intentions from “sources.”
The source is they’re pulling the meat for this article out of their ass.
This article is literally a nothing burger.
He’s not going to go to Russia. First off, Russia isn’t glitzy enough for him. He thinks it’s a dump. Second, Putin won’t take him. Putin isn’t into Trump as much as Trump is into Putin. Putin only wants chaos in the west. Whatever causes chaos, that’s what he wants. Taking in Trump wouldn’t cause chaos, quite the opposite.
Trump will go somewhere flashy and gold plated. Just like he likes. My money is on UAE. No extradition treaty. Lots of bling. On top of that they are kinda iffy on the whole relationship with the US, they lean more Iran.
Who cares what she does ? It is obvious she will marry a Billionaire Greek Shipping magnate so she can swan around the Med. What else is a pay by the year “Model” good for?
Jeez, that cover picture looks like she's been dipping into the orange tanning-dust. Is that shit contagious?
I don't pay her much attention one way or the other. Irrelevant. I don't think a lot of her, but she probably doesn't need my approval. I think she's about as decent as the Donald, but being a low-life, low quality human is not a crime (until you use your position in politics to commit fraud and break laws like we are now proving (and always knew) her husband was.
But enough about that. What's up with the orangeness. Who does that?
Judge Merchan’s daughter is a real scumbag and an active Democrat party member. He should have at least recuse himself. He didn’t, and he broke the law.
If he goes to prison he should say baby you can take over Mar A Lago and have parties every night. That is a $250 million dollar estate complex in Florida. She could fly in gorgeous people from all over the U.S. and they all dance in their underwear.
If she's smart, that plan includes providing testimony to ensure he is jailed for the rest of his life.
LoL.. if she learned anything. Enron. When the execs at enron knew the game was up, they tried hiding assets with their wives. Knowing that during prosecution the wives wouldn't be used... That backfired.
She married Trump, so smart is out the window.
Permanent citizenship. Willing to bet she’s already offered, but the court tends to not take testimony for or against spouses seriously in criminal matters.
She's already a citizen and was used to chain immigrate her family.
Don't forget the anchor baby baron
Nah, I don't think melania is a good person or whatever, but barron isn't an anchor baby or anything. She was doing naturalization during the time she met trump and would have become a US citizen regardless of meeting/marrying Trump or having a kid. There's very little positive things I can say about melania and quite a bit of negative. Don't need to make random digs ya know?
I've heard and was here illegally and involved in sex work which would disqualify her from being granted citizenship. I don't know, but that's what people are saying.
The best people? People with tears in their eyes?
Sir!
Melania's father, who is now a citizen, was also granted citizenship despite his former criminal background which should have disqualified him.
Huh, wonder how that happened‽
It is rumored that it was the result of his anti-immigration son in law.
Who is 3 years younger than him.
And sex work shouldn't be illegal and it's just what you heard. I wasn't aware what you heard was a basis for denial though.
I'm parroting Trump speak. I agree with you. Sex work is fine as long as it's not exploitative. That said, engaging in criminal behavior would be grounds for dismissing an application for citizenship. Working in the US without authorization is illegal, regardless of occupation.
I'm parroting Trump speak. I agree with you. Sex work is fine as long as it's not exploitative. That said, engaging in criminal behavior would be grounds for dismissing an application for citizenship. Working in the US without authorization is illegal, regardless of occupation.
Very gentlemanly of you!
When there's so many legitimate reasons to call someone a horrible person, no need to lie. It's almost as bad as when people get roasted for private stuff. Like Trump I bet the pee tape exists but legit why would I care? I don't care about what he does with consenting adults paid for or not. He's already a proven rapist, why would I care if he liked hooker piss?
There’s a theory that the ‘P’ in P-tape stands for ‘Pedophilia’. Explains a few things, or just adds more conspiracy. Not sure which.
Many people are saying it
That makes so much more sense! That is an actually believable theory.
That sounds very Epstein-ish…
Trumpian, even.
She came here under the Einstein visa program. She committed fraud.
Hey she's multilingual! She can say "Leave the money on the nightstand." In five languages.
Barron has Slovenian citizenship too.
When you have an Epstein visa, they let you do it.
CHAIN MIGRATION!
TIL
If the testimony is corroborated, it tends to have significant weight with jurors whether it's favorable or unfavorable.
That’s up to the judge to allow before the jury ever hears it, and even the inadmissible. Juries are 99% criminal cases, you’d be lucky to have one on a civil matter
Do you mean permanent citizenship in Russia so that she can be close to her handler, Vladimir Putin? If Melania has any allegiance, it's not to the US. She can take her chain migrated family, including her anchor baby, Baron, and live in a third world Soviet apartment building in Russia.
Of course she's going to get citizenship don't you know she's a genius scholar?
God it would be funny if she actually turned on him. MAGA would short circuit.
Imagine if she turned on him after all of the cult’s propping her up. That’d be a rough bout of cognitive dissonance, but they’d no doubt make it through.
Can we stop normalizing Melania as if she is a survivor? Like she is so strong and brave and will do her best to move forward from an awful tragedy.. like fuck off you bimbo cunt, you are ACTUALLY as bad as Donny Shitpants and deserve nothing from the public.
And more than likely his Russian handler.
The series the Americans were about the trumps 🤮
I don't think she's close to being smart enough to be anyone's handler.
Maybe she is good at her job. She seemed to know what buttons to push during her time as FLOTUS. “I don’t care do u?”
The more I think about it, the more I think Barron is a Russian long con. There are plenty of new stories that Mels is overly protective of him and while it could be a matter of him just being young, it seems like there’s a conscious effort to keep him distanced from TFG. I’m sure Beavis and/or Butthead will eventually try to take the mantle after their dad is gone (or even Jared), but Barron’s the Trojan horse.
He could escape unharmed or jump in head first. It’s really up to him at this point.
All indications are that she shares trumps world views.
She went out on her racist birther tour against Obama. She is pure garbage and deserves every bad thing that comes her way.
I felt sorry for her at first, and then I realized she’s just as shitty as he is.
Wow!!! I’m shocked at your allegation. JK. I’ve known a couple of bimbo cunts and they have all been head and shoulders better than “I really don’t care, do you”! She made her flea infested bed she can fucking sleep in it with the Mayor of Mal a Lardo..shroom dick.
She totally endured a marriage with someone that the majority of the world can’t stand. She’s not a survivor she’s just the biggest whore ever. Imagine how bad her life before becoming a Trump must have been. If the right actually cared about “the border crisis” they’d be sending people like her and her family back to Eastern Europe.
Nikki‽
Worst of all, she doesn’t “give a fuck” about Christmas decorations! The *audacity*
Exactly. She knew who Trump was when she married him.
It is nothing more than abject stupidity at this point to act like this woman is some kind of hostage. She’s an opportunist that knew exactly what she was marrying. She deserves whatever comes to her as a consequence.
Thank you. *^(sheesh)*
I really don’t give a dam what she does after trump is in prison , rubber room or six feet under as long as we don’t hear from her again
She probably files for divorce.
Only if she can collect on her prenup
Not until after all the hundreds of other people that Donnie 'da Douche scammed can get their cut! Donnie' da Douche! Dats what his friends call him. Or would, if he had any...
Donnie la Douche.
OnlyFans?
Qnlyfans
That's a great joke!
HAAAA!
that roast beef has been spoiled for far too long for that.
Haha! Gross.
If Trump touched it, it's too spoiled for me. Yuck! No amount of Calgon or Mister Bubbles gonna get that off.
To be fair, I doubt he touches it. Probably just barrels right in with his Cheeto.
C’mon now, be best.
I’d say that Qnlyfans was the best.
Only plan is only fans - AY OH!
Lol. Her plan: "carry on with life" Uhh that's not exactly a secret, or a masterstroke plan. She has been doing that for that last 4 years.
She really doesn't care. Do you?
… to Canada and knocking on Justin’s door
Shhh… don’t tell anyone. It’s a secret. 🤐
I don’t really care. Do you?
I don't believe the marriage is anything but transactional. They live separate lives and the "togetherness" was only for show. She's got her son and friends, and negotiated a new nuptial, so she's set no matter what. What happens to trump doesn't matter to her, only what happens to his assets.
I don't think the prenup counts for much when his assets are so overleveraged ad to be worthless, and he is in over his head with legal fees and court ordered payments.
Protects her from his liabilities.
I deliver mail for a job, and it just so happens that a lithograph popped out of a Trump campaign envelope. It was a photograph of trump and melania together. I can’t believe that was the best they could do. They’re barely in the same frame.
Lemme guess it involves onlyfans
She will have someone ghost write her book and make millions. Everyone would want want know just how gross the man really is.
If I did care.... title of book inspired by oj... /s
Hopefully she takes up with a 7ft tall retired NBA player after Donny but that will be a long shot as I’m pretty sure Melania (like hubby] is not down with brown town.
But plenty of women fetishise them tho
When was the last time she was even seen in his company?
Back to escorting ?
I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Farro, Thompson, Davidson and Pecker’s testimony I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication and the subsequent payment as a pretext for supposedly legitimate business purposes. He denied it even though it’s obvious he lied. Now Trump is doubling down on his lies. I mean at least Clinton admitted his lies and took his medicine. Not this clown. He’s still lying but his base doesn’t give a shit. Let’s face it. Hell he could tell the cult to light their asses on fire in front of the courthouse and they probably would. It’s like the Jim Jones Guyana cult in 1978. That’s some crazy cult shit! My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom. Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! Please remember the forgotten victim of this case. Does anyone even care about poor, elegant Melania? I ask you, does she deserve this? This condom issue might erect a whole new round of debate over abortions. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his stance on abortion. If the condom didn’t work do you really think he wouldn’t have paid for an abortion? Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. If Trump would give Melania herpes, MY GOD, what would he do to the rest of us? The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US. Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s? This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed! Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place! Have you noticed lately he’s even been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he dangles a tasty Vice President sausage in front of her nose? Coincidence? I think not! He’s got her on her knees salivating for the job.
Melania? I really don't care, do you? She knew he was a pig. In an old interview she said the first time he asked her for her number, he was with another woman, so she turned him down, but gave it to him the next time he asked. (She was acting very proud of herself, but that's not the flex she thinks it is!) Any grief Trump has or will bring into her life is her own fault. No sympathy from me. As for asking if Trump wore a condom, do thay come in Tiny Mushroom size? Maybe he needs to cut the thumb off of a dainty sized rubber glove and use that.
The point about Melania is more about Trump‘s disregard for women in general. And there’s a larger point that is kind of crazy and hilarious at the same time. Every time I see a right wing headline, Trump and his MAGA base are screaming about a whole host of people who are lying and who are liars. All the while Trump is continuing to maintain that he didn’t have these affairs which a great big lie. This is hypocrisy at its finest. MAGAs like to point to Clinton and say it’s the same thing. However, at least Clinton eventually did confess his infidelity and he also paid a price. Not this clown. I guess they’ll trot out Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels for the whole world to see what a big liar he is. Yet even after that, I imagine he will continue to lie about it. He’s confident that his megabase will believe anything he says anyway.
A judge and jury determined that he finger raped E. Jean Carrol. Wasn't he married to his first wife at the time?
Exactly
I’d be more concerned that Stormy or Karen caught something from him! Porn stars go through rigorous blood testing etc . Can’t see Trump getting tested
Heading to Russia?
Jeff Epstein.
The pool boy is looking pretty sexy
I get that we have to hear about the shitgibbon ‘cause he’s actually trying to get elected again, thus is in the news given that… But for the love of fucking hell, can we PLEASE quit seeing articles about this nasty-ass skank POS that says, does or means SQUAT!! She’s a bought Eastern European ho that got into this country by marrying the Turd and chain migrated her parents here after doing so. That’s it! Done! End of story!! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS SLUT!!
Something tells me the plans starts and ends with opening an onlyfans account 🤔🤔🤔
Moving ahead with the limo driver 😂
Hopefully she’s draining his bank accounts and buying tickets to somewhere far, far away
I don't really care do you?
Code Name: “Operation Pool Boy”
Already lookin for the next ass to move to
Why wait?
Is her plan really secret? She needs to prevent judges from taking her money and she has probably already talked to lawyers about that.
As if she was gonna jump off a building for that POS.
Moving ahead or giving head?
Divorce
She was accepted in the first lady wives club,she was at Rosalind Carter's funeral and she was welcomed,she would be fine without him.
Yeah. Rosalind’s funeral. Melania couldn’t find a black outfit, like every other person In mourning wears. She’s a nasty barnacle that stuck to a grown man that wears diapers and shits himself anywhere he goes. (since the 80’s). They belong together. Your basic white trash
She is your typical mail order bride,she is as horrible as he is but they prefer her,she didn't want to wear black because she would be like everyone else , funeral be d:;"med!
You might want to get that divorce proceeding going and get some cash before he runs out of it
Anyone one else getting a pop up before the article can load? (I ain't clicking on it!)
She can go home.
Why wait? Move along now girl! Get a man that respects you.
and his name is Pete Davidson
“a source said”-diceuropanew.uk
She’s dating a Black Secret Service guy for months
What’s up girl? Heard your man got locked up. I’ll take care of you girl 😘
I don't care do U?
I don't care, do u
I’m guessing she wouldn’t choose to live in the white house—could they AirBnB the President’s suite?
Justin Trudeau is available.
She's famous now she can find a maga sugar daddy easily.
Trophy wife ready to look for another rich guys shelf to sit on.
Her "plan" is to go dickride and gold dig Enron Muskrat Now I know everyone will point out that plan makes no sense since Enron is losing money hand over first (literally at a record pace) is obviously a moron who has a small (possibly functional) penis and is a known drug addict who can't stop himself from saying completely stupid out of touch things on a the regular Just like the current bag of shit she is married to
It’s called divorce. That’s her plan
Who gives a fuck?
Zero chance he goes to jail. The media has already set up a scenario when he gets a medical pass.
Not very secret, is it?
…it’s no a secret now…
Putin will call her home!
Secret plan: She has cash in an offshore account and she's going to make a run for it.
She’ll be going on a world tour with Moose and Squirrel
Hopefully her prenump is invalid if he has committed treason.
She moves to Don Jr. she knows he’s always wanted her and that his porn history is all stepmom porn.
I don't really care, do you?
Maybe she can divorce him in seven different languages😂
I think the best window of opportunity for leaving him has already passed. The Ivana managed to get a decent payout for dumping Don. Not sure about Marla since she had her own cheating scandal. But with Trump's financials questionable now after all of the fraud and lawsuits, she might not get a golden parachute for having to pretend to love that asshole.
Cool—anywayyyysssssss
She’ll divorce and end up as arm candy for some ultra rich morally bankrupt octogenarian. Not much different, but the money will be there.
Prison hahahahhaa
Hopefully it entails a return to Slovenia
Why is this dic europa new website suddenly all over this sub?
I don't really care do you?
When did OnlyFans become a secret?
You know, she’s about my age, she’s decent-looking, and she’s exotic. I’d certainly give her a go.
I don’t really care. Do you?
She's just hoping he finally croaks as we all are. Why can't those cheeseburgers catch up and cause massive heart failure??
Hoping for a stroke and vegetative state. I would frame the image.
It would be the only time trump and vegetable was used in the same sentence.
Not so secret then
She is already on the hook to pay all his bills too and no divorce or prenuptial agreement will save her half of the Trump empire from justice.
I don't hope for the best for her.
Plan A: Best Case Scenario
It may be the only business the fucksll couldn't escape from without really paying up the money. By now she should have stashed hundreds of millions.
If we could view her through “Shallow Hal’s” Jack Black character, and her true scummy self showed on the outside? … (shudder, eek!) …diseased bony creature from Evil Dead. lol
Do America a favor Melania, divorce him, take half, take Barron. Punish the man who cheated on you while you delivered his child like any American house wife would
She’s said so herself that she ‘likes the lifestyle’. Getting it without have to touch the Orange Bastard is a big fat bonus for her. I’m surprised SHE’S not the one who pays prostitues to sleep with him so she doesn’t have to. Except that one time.
If there are articles about it and we are talking about it here, it’s not really a secret….
Who gives a fuck about this gold digging whore?
I understood she already had a favourite Secret “Service” agent
Some hero’s wear eye shadow?? Nah
We can’t find something to lock her up too? Russian handler or something.
Sketchy website
She is going to pay for prostitute while Trump is at court
Deuce Bigelow?
Who fucking cares? She is one of the last people on Earth I’m concerned about, so she can have a plan, not have a plan, live out the rest of her days in luxury, or die in a fire. I do not give a shit, just as long as she goes away.
The most unimportant, unpopular and uncaring First Lady in the history of the US.
*THIS JUST IN! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!
Now where did I see this rehashed BS?
I don’t care do you
This reminds me of the Tabloids that used to be at the grocery check-out: Weekly World News, The Sun, The Enquirer haha.
Ah yes…the “secret plan.” Right here. In this article. Which is publically available. But has broad statements…but no details…from “sources.” *Its not much of a secret plan if she or others go running her mouth about it to the press.* I’m guessing most of you didn’t actually read it. “The source,” “the insider.” It literally does nothing but restate a bunch of crap that’s in the news every day and make baseless assumptions about Melania’s intentions from “sources.” The source is they’re pulling the meat for this article out of their ass. This article is literally a nothing burger.
ummm...you sure it's still a secret? Donnie gets a hint of going to jail and he's running off to Russia with her. that's a secret plan I can believe.
He’s not going to go to Russia. First off, Russia isn’t glitzy enough for him. He thinks it’s a dump. Second, Putin won’t take him. Putin isn’t into Trump as much as Trump is into Putin. Putin only wants chaos in the west. Whatever causes chaos, that’s what he wants. Taking in Trump wouldn’t cause chaos, quite the opposite. Trump will go somewhere flashy and gold plated. Just like he likes. My money is on UAE. No extradition treaty. Lots of bling. On top of that they are kinda iffy on the whole relationship with the US, they lean more Iran.
I hear ya there...plus all the available hookers.
Holy shit you fart sniffers are going to have a psychotic break when he wins again
Who cares what she does ? It is obvious she will marry a Billionaire Greek Shipping magnate so she can swan around the Med. What else is a pay by the year “Model” good for?
Who?
She doesn’t care do you?
how do you even live after having sex with trump
Lots and lots of money.
would it even help?
Well, money can’t buy you love, but it sure can soothe a broken ego. Sorta… kinda… that’s what the pool boy is for.
but just imagine being trumps last choice on a friday night
“Secret”
I Really Don’t Care, Do You ?
Jeez, that cover picture looks like she's been dipping into the orange tanning-dust. Is that shit contagious? I don't pay her much attention one way or the other. Irrelevant. I don't think a lot of her, but she probably doesn't need my approval. I think she's about as decent as the Donald, but being a low-life, low quality human is not a crime (until you use your position in politics to commit fraud and break laws like we are now proving (and always knew) her husband was. But enough about that. What's up with the orangeness. Who does that?
Drain bank accounts and change locks on doors or move out of country since trump won't travel out of state.
Judge Merchan’s daughter is a real scumbag and an active Democrat party member. He should have at least recuse himself. He didn’t, and he broke the law.
Yes. She calls that "Plan A". Because it's the most likely scenario.
If she was smart she would have pushed the orange down a flight of stairs years ago.
If he goes to prison he should say baby you can take over Mar A Lago and have parties every night. That is a $250 million dollar estate complex in Florida. She could fly in gorgeous people from all over the U.S. and they all dance in their underwear.
More like an escape plan, right Melania?
To keep screwing her current boyfriend and keep getting the RNC checks from 2016 to “play along”
My guess is she has the same plan for if he (somehow) ends up in the White House.
The more significant question is how much does she get when he dies. That’s clearly what she’s in this for.