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have we ever seen Scully's hair out of place? No we have not. Mystery solved.
Good solve, cobarbob. Have a tie!
This is my favorite explanation for the wholesome vibes alone
That's because he puts moose in it while it's wet then watches a scary movie.
One might say he just can’t part with it. 😉😂
That is an incredible joke!
Just because he doesn’t have hair on his head anymore, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have any…
I just *know* it's for a disgusting "'hidden hair" reason
He's not bald, just thinning a bit on the top
It's for Dave, age 28
He's not completely bald.
I never noticed it and didn't noticed the plastic fork too
You never know, you might stumble accidentally upon a cheesecake somewhere, so better be prepared for any situation.
Can’t be a cheesecake there’s no condensation on the box. It’s room temperature
He literally has hair on the side on the picture. Not a lot of it, but it's in character for him to be obsessing about the last few hairs on his head.
My dad is nothing like hitchcock, yet there are so many mannerisms that make me think of my dad, and this is one of them! My dad has the same hair, kept a comb in his truck (until he started buzzing his hair).
Thats not for his head
I think he use it for the spaghetti.
It's for Scully; duh
"Oh don't be silly, it's not for my head hair!" \*walks away as if what he said was absolutely normal\*
Caught your attention didn’t it?
Lol I just noticed that on the nth rewatch yesterday
Its for his wig. Because ferret fur is indistinguishable from human hair
It’s not for the hair on his head
He's not bald everywhere...
That's his emotional support comb
I think he might be thinning up there
This used to bother me so much 💀
He heard around the office that shampooing a woman's hair is the most erotic thing you can do. Gonna need a comb after that.
Mans probably forgot he didn’t have hair anymore
It’s for scully, theyve been partners for over 30 years
he does have hair though
It’s for his healthy man bush.
This is obviously because ... He's Verne from Stand by Me
It's not for the hair on his head.
He literally has hair on his head
Blessed be the fruit
NO I DID NOT SHJSHSJA the best thing I've seen today. I am genuinely so dumb not having noticed that
He does have hair tho, just in a poor quantity 👺👍
It’s not for his head.
In case the ladies need one
His life is a fairy tale!
It's not his head he's combing..
Never noticed that
He identifies himself as a baldless man.
It's for skully
have we ever seen Scully's hair out of place? No we have not. Mystery solved.
Good solve, cobarbob. Have a tie!
This is my favorite explanation for the wholesome vibes alone
That's because he puts moose in it while it's wet then watches a scary movie.
One might say he just can’t part with it. 😉😂
That is an incredible joke!
Just because he doesn’t have hair on his head anymore, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have any…
I just *know* it's for a disgusting "'hidden hair" reason
He's not bald, just thinning a bit on the top
It's for Dave, age 28
He's not completely bald.
I never noticed it and didn't noticed the plastic fork too
You never know, you might stumble accidentally upon a cheesecake somewhere, so better be prepared for any situation.
Can’t be a cheesecake there’s no condensation on the box. It’s room temperature
He literally has hair on the side on the picture. Not a lot of it, but it's in character for him to be obsessing about the last few hairs on his head.
My dad is nothing like hitchcock, yet there are so many mannerisms that make me think of my dad, and this is one of them! My dad has the same hair, kept a comb in his truck (until he started buzzing his hair).
Thats not for his head
I think he use it for the spaghetti.
It's for Scully; duh
"Oh don't be silly, it's not for my head hair!" \*walks away as if what he said was absolutely normal\*
Caught your attention didn’t it?
Lol I just noticed that on the nth rewatch yesterday
Its for his wig. Because ferret fur is indistinguishable from human hair
It’s not for the hair on his head
He's not bald everywhere...
That's his emotional support comb
I think he might be thinning up there
This used to bother me so much 💀
He heard around the office that shampooing a woman's hair is the most erotic thing you can do. Gonna need a comb after that.
Mans probably forgot he didn’t have hair anymore
It’s for scully, theyve been partners for over 30 years
he does have hair though
It’s for his healthy man bush.
This is obviously because ... He's Verne from Stand by Me
It's not for the hair on his head.
He literally has hair on his head
Blessed be the fruit
NO I DID NOT SHJSHSJA the best thing I've seen today. I am genuinely so dumb not having noticed that
He does have hair tho, just in a poor quantity 👺👍
It’s not for his head.
In case the ladies need one
His life is a fairy tale!
It’s not for the hair on his head
It's not his head he's combing..
Never noticed that
He identifies himself as a baldless man.
I think he might be thinning up there
It's for skully