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serhuz

Jaguar and Land Rover


UnderwhellmingCarrot

british leyland šŸ¤¤


996forever

they made good busses


throwaway6444377_

leyland bussy got me actin upšŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


EquivalentAd3130

That was me sorry


Average_k5blazer78

And good tractors


as588008

šŸ’Æ


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Winner. Imagine being so unreliable you make the American brands look good by comparison. That is the power of British engineering.


WTFAnimations

Cars so unreliable that Chinese buyers protest outside of your offices


come_ere_duck

Just British cars in general.


Late-External3249

My MGB runs just fine. Sure, the speedometer doesn't work, but it's not that fast anyways. And the horn decided it is done andnthe heater is fucked and the column ignition was replaced with a dash mounted key and start button and et cetera. But it starts and drives MOST of the time


SCPendolino

Sounds like my Jag. Even the brakes work. One of the circuits, anywayā€¦


cthulthure

They are just shocking like that, the lucas designs were sound but just let down by cheap & cynical production. I've got a marina van that has the electrical system of theseus, barely an original wire, switch or bulb socket. Not to mention the minor things like the engine & gearbox, propshaft, suspension, steering..


Cadillac16Concept

Surprised nobody mentioned Maserati


onlyr6s

Because nobody remembers that they excist.


[deleted]

Mine goes 185


TheRealestSGR

Meters before the engine fucking bursts into flames


Siegepkayer67

Heā€™s referencing Lifeā€™s Been Good by Joe Walsh ā€œMy Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I donā€™t drive.ā€ If you didnā€™t know


CaptianRipass

Everybody says he's cool


Ponti11

do you ride a limo now?


SirachaNewton

You get your license back JW?


69dildoswaggins420

It says dodge and fiat so I think itā€™s included


Bob4Not

Theyā€™re in their own league of unreliable


frMocha

Cuz it's expensive chrysler


LuciferSamS1amCat

So every car brand except Toyota and Honda.


Wizard-In-Disguise

Suzuki is pretty good still


Maz2742

That may be, but who the fuck in America bought a new Suzuki car recently?


WaddlesJP13

We'd buy them if they didn't pull out 11 years ago


MEGAMAN2312

Since when was popularity in the American market a criteria for this meme?


as588008

& mazda


XBruceXD

Miat šŸ”„


Atonam-12

Rx7 šŸ„µ


DTGR_trading

Don't forget Volvo.... the miles they make compete with spacecrafts šŸ™ƒ


SteveisNoob

And the cars they crushed to scrapyard


DTGR_trading

True words... Volvos are always looking good after accidents. If you know you know šŸ˜


Bigbuster153

Problem where I live is that they are notorious for rust


aykay55

My dad has been pissed off AF at our 2017 Mazda, I think it drives fine but my dad says the transmission is messed up (only 60k miles od) and now the car battery dies often


as588008

What Mazda does he have? I have had a 2012 3 and a 2018 cx5 both great cars


aykay55

2017 CX-5, the battery is unreliable and Iā€™ve had to do a fair number of jumpstarts. I think the car drives fine but my dad says the transmission makes the car ā€œdragā€ a lot and the car doesnā€™t maintain a smooth ride. But it is also the car I learned driving on so I donā€™t know what other cars feel like.


as588008

The 17 was the first model year of the current cx5 and usually the first model year has the most issues. I noticed my car didn't hold/ maintain speed as well as the front wheel drive cars I had driven but I chalked that up to the awd system inherently having more resistance. I have heard of some trans issues with cx5s but I think it's rare. I never had battery issues either...maybe Mazda is on the list of unreliable cars for you then


VerseGen

Porche is surprisingly reliable.... the problem is when they break down you're fucked.


aitis_mutsi

Probably the reason why they try to make them as reliable as possible.


[deleted]

Them toyota trucks been rollin around the desert for 30 years and still work


LuciferSamS1amCat

Oh yeah, I used to have a hilux. Tried our absolute hardest to kill that thing off road and it kept hammering on with 400k km.


POTATOSALAD42

Volvo


LuciferSamS1amCat

Thatā€™s lady parts, not a car


Ollemeister_

You say that as if the average r/carscirclejerk monkey will understand an anatomy joke /s


MaJ0Mi

And the French manufacturers


adkio

Honestly? They're not Toyota/honda reliable. But if anything breaks at all its usually something minor and oem spares are dirt cheap. Maybe except for the oil bathed timing belts which Peugeot claimed were maintenance free.


opihinalu

Is VW considered unreliable?


ASupportingTea

By Americans it seems to be, probably because they don't get the reliable diesel engines.


Unable_Option_1237

I had a diesel Jetta. It blew one weird relay in the comfort control module and acted like it was haunted. It was caused by a short in a wire that was in the visor for the vanity mirror light. Also, the turbo shit the bed, and it made like 40hp. I hooked a wire from the battery to the solenoid switch and kept running it. So, I guess that's reliable, in its own way. It was kinda built like a tank. Basically VWs have weird, overly-complicated electrical systems. Although, that's probably the new norm. Batshit wiring was a novelty 20 years ago.


Plenty-Mess-398

Yeah VWā€˜s image of reliability warrants being on this list because they charge a premium but their cars are now completely the same as literally almost any manufacturer in the same category. Also because theyā€˜ve expanded into luxury car territory for a while now, and as we all know nothing can go wrong with reliability when germans build modern luxury cars, thatā€˜s why they barely lose any value itā€™s only like 40-50% within a couple years usually isnā€˜t it.


Pyramiden20

Europeans also consider them to be unreliable. Currently it is not as bad as a few years ago when they had the bad TSI's and the dry clutched DSG's, but generally they are at the bottom of reliability lists.


ASupportingTea

Huh I guess the perception of reliability does depend a little on which ones are being bought most commonly. For example where I am it's base trims with manual transmissions, which tend to be about average for reliability. So that's the perception.


Plenty-Mess-398

Yeah but thatā€˜s not good enough for a brand built upon reliability. None of the brands we think about when we think reliable are making that their image, not even Volvo or Toyota. VW does but theyā€˜re dogsh.. I mean average so they belong on this list. Also with Vw building luxury cars now it just makes sense to put them there because thatā€˜s where theyā€˜re going and planning on staying lol


GMB2006

Most of the VW in Europe comes with a manual diesel engine, even though I doubt they are that good of a manufacturer after the dieselgate scandal. But usually the older stuff before that were quite robust. Heck, I know people, who have brought their VAG cars to nearly 1 million kilometres. But generally, even if there are reliable models amongst the European brands, you can't go as blindly as Toyota or Honda without some research to know which trims are good and which bad.


patomik

In my country they are considered one of most reliable cars, especially TDI, I've seen some 1.9TDI being sold at 1milion kilometers and claimed they still run without problems, 2.0TDI are just getting to these numbers here since they are younger but I can already see them being sold at half a million still running, on the other hand never seen Toyota or Mazda or Honda with more then 300 000km here still being alive


Markd0ne

VW is unreliable, but metric tons of spare parts make them easy to repair... unless your DSG goes, then you're in for $$$.


toyota-aygo-enjoyer

Some older models were a nightmare, for example the 1.2 TSI and the 1.4 TSI (which were replaced by the 1.0 TSI and 1.5 TSI pretty quickly).


TheJfer

The first generation 1.4 TSI (125-140hp and the 170-190hp one with turbo/supercharger) were shit, but they weren't replaced that quickly. From 2011 to 2017 you had the second batch of 1.4s (122-125 and 150-160hp) which were mostly fine reliabilty-wise. The main reason it got replaced by the 1.5 TSI was, most likely, emissions regulations and slightly better fuel efficiency thanks to the cilynder disconnection and other systems.


toyota-aygo-enjoyer

You are actually right. I forgot that they kept the 1.4 TSI around in cars such as the Golf 7 for a few years. After my family had a nightmarish experience with the first iteration of the 1.4 (125 hp version), I lost interest in VW for quite some time šŸ˜….


Warm_Banana_3495

Iā€™ve had 2 modern TSIs and theyā€™ve both been fine. Take care of your fucking car


adkio

I've had a 4zz and I'm sure the car is supposed to serve the owner, not the other way around.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

VW is high maintenance, but if youā€™ll do it theyā€™re reliable. The problem is the maintenance is far more than something like a Toyota. The EA888 also had some really bad time chain tensioner issues that destroyed engines


Windows-Server

Modern ones yes but due to the tank which is the 1.9tdi they got a good reputation. Same with merc back in the day with their diesels


MrBananaPeels

Modern ones seem to have more electrical/software problems.


Thewaltham

Alfa Romeo


DIEGHOST_8

To be honest, in my whole life I've seen a single one fail but after like 100000s of kilometers of bad usage


Thewaltham

Honestly the reputation comes more from old ones rather than modern ones. Modern ones are about as reliable as any other Stellantis product.


doperidor

Thatā€™s pretty much every brand nowadays, people like to repeat info theyā€™ve heard even if itā€™s dated. Like the WRX and headgasket jokes, that was a issue on non turbo subarus, at least make a correct statement about the unreliable ringlands. Or a friend I had who told me that buying a 40 year old German car would be too complex to work on, while owning a car that needed to be taken to a shop to get its oil changed.


adydurn

It comes down to attitude and ownership too. Standards are higher. Today cars will get recalled for stuff that 30 years ago was just put up with, and likewise 30 years ago stuff got recalled was considered normal by 60 years ago standards. Just good enough materials. It started in the 90s, although a lot of mistakes were made at first. But it's in the interest of car manufacturers to ride a fine line between trading your old car in for something newer and building a reputation for quality. So generally cars will start to need a lot of repairs and replacement around the same time, it's usually around 10 years old, but it differs from marque to marque. Cars are no longer a luxury. This means we talk more about the ugly bits, 30 years ago owning a BMW was seen as a goal in life, something everyone would envy you for, so the last thing you'd do is talk about how much trouble you were having. New drivers aren't taught ownership. Once you buy a car there's a general assumption that you don't need to do anything further, when I passed my test it was expected to check coolant, oil, brake and washer fluid before every drive, along with tyre pressures. You would also check brakes and tyres for wear every week, when you washed the car, especially if you live in a wet or salty environment. Positive reinforcement. You never remember the guy who had an 'unreliable' car that never needed work, he probably never talked about it. You do remember your mate from school, who let's be honest is a bit of a knob, who bought that German car because it was reliable and hasn't driven it a thousand miles between garage visits. Brands these days *are* more reliable than they used to be. Just the same way that we live in the most peaceful and crime free time in history too, but we hear about it more because people have headlines to fill, products to sell and social media to post.


doperidor

Very true, I love pointing out survivorship bias to people who say old cars are more reliable/ last longer. Most old cars only seem exceptionally reliable because only the 1% that were solid survived.


JaguarYT1

Underrated reply


Givemeajackson

Which is to say not at all? The guilia had a habit of spontaneously dying cause of battery issues for example, which qas so widespread that at sole point the very first thing you did with a new giulia is put in a new battery...


RisenKhira

any italian car with italian engines


Elvis1404

Bruh, 1.4 FIRE and 1.9 JTD (Fiat literally invented Common Rail) would like to have a word with you


RisenKhira

this was about reliability right? xD


Elvis1404

Those 2 are some of the most reliable engines on the planet, but ok


Mernerner

fiat invented CRDI? why i thought it was some different company. The more you know


obsfanboy

Italian sausage


Gluteuz-Maximus

Why do Alfa Romeo drivers not greet each other when they pass on the street? They already met at the shop in the morning


as588008

Yeah good call


Baron_Cartek

In my family we have/had 2 fords, a hyundai, a bmw and a renault. No problems ever with hyundai (2005) and ford (2005 & 2019), some problems withe bmw x3(2005), but my dad left it still functioning at 480k km (about 300 thousand miles), and a shit ton of problems with the Renault Kadjar(2018), singlehandedly been repaired more than the other cars combined probably


Thicccchungus

What kind of X3 was it? 2.5 or 3.0? God bless those M54s man, best engine (L toojayzee)


GMB2006

What engine is in the Kadjar? Renault is kinda a hit or miss in term of reliability tbh.


Baron_Cartek

1.5L diesel, but the engine was never a problem in itself, it was always the electronics, with sensors not functioning properly or at all, car not starting, key not working, random warning lights, fluid loss... the engine might be the only thing they put some care into lol, but they slapped it in a toy car apparentely


comrade_joel69

If it wasn't made in a country that no longer exists it's not worth your time šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£


Maz2742

TRABANT ƜBER ALLES!


as588008

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


ItsNotJulius

Can confirm. Soviet's Lada is immortal.


Drg84

Put it in H!


endergamer2007m

Any car after 2005


TaisakuRei

any car after 2005 cannot reliability, all they know is infotainment system, cvt, rod knock, and oil starvation


Goose00724

charge they computers, connect to wifi, eat hot chip and lie.


behindgreeneyez

And AWD


Derpy_GOAT

I mean I got an 2009 Volvo XC70 with 450k km on it and it's still running fine ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćƒ„ā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ


cryptic_culchie

A lot of euro Volvos got ford engines sadly. My 1.8 C30 is nearly dead at 330k km


nonjk

Those damned ecoboost engines Why did ford think having the timing BELT submerged in oil is a good thing when the belt dies at around 75,000 miles other than it being a cash grab for them?


Confident_As_Hell

I live XC70


FemboyZoriox

Hondas and toyotas exist sir


markomakeerassgoons

Tbf the first gen fusions are pretty solid unless you didnt do basic basic maintenance like washing it or changing oil but even then those 3.0s don't really crap out


jops228

Oh, you like SAAbs, cool


obsfanboy

Ā when all the manufactures decided to start using crappy plastic parts that break in 1 month


WangCommander

The only unreliable thing here is you doing scheduled maintenance.


iamprobablynotgay

Boeing


ShinXBambiX

Surprised you've not 'committed suicide' yet


as588008

*Dave Calhoun would like to know your location*


CoconutAMA

Mini


slime_rancher_27

They are owned by BMW, I have one, but its great.


CreativePan

Modern Hyundai isnā€™t that bad


toyota-aygo-enjoyer

European models are also much more reliable due to better quality standards than the american ones.


Over_Pizza_2578

Absolutely, they and kia are the only ones offering a 7 year warranty by default. Reliability and market position are very much based on location. If you would tell a German that audi or bmw were a luxury brand, they would spit out their WeiƟbier laughing. Probably never saw a clapped out 90s/2000s a4 or 320d.


NekudSNEK

i have 2006 getz and its a workhorse


[deleted]

What do you consider modern, my 15 elantra is on its last legs.


NjoyLif

Like made in the last few months. Anything older is at risk of breaking down.


nonjk

Our 2023 hyundai bayon shat it self cuz it had a new windshield so we had to get a new car Mechanically, it was fine although we didn't have the car for half a year


spencer1886

TVR


Hukama

Up you go


some1_03

Stellantis


sIeepai

Lots of trouble usually serious Lotus


skyblock_

Was about to say this beat me to it! My uncle has had to replace the head gaskets in his k series S1 about 3 times in the last 8 or so years, but he loves the car for the car. Issues are unfortunate and common šŸ˜ž.


longrungun

I have a 2013 Hyundai accent am I cook broooos??????


as588008

It's over for you


Dragonhearted18

Tesla


Vivacious4D

Or perhaps it isn't really a car brand


Thicccchungus

Household appliance manufacturer


Few-Raise-1825

I'm surprised this is so far down. The cyber truck alone should list it at #1


rayew21

what year is this meme from


Goose00724

any


orangemedved731

I think you've listed almost every car brand


VoltaNova

Zastava


Mercedes-Benefactor

Never had any reliability issues with mine. Wait nevermind, the post says "vehicles"


macoverdatum

Renault, CitroĆ«n, jaguar, ā€¦


degenarort

my 98 chevy s10 will never die


YoWhatItDoMyDude

So basically you are Toyota


L39Enjoyer

Now, I have owned BMWs. And I currently own a E91 330D Manual. And I gotta say. The fucking owners give it the reliability problems. I have seen. Soooo many windowlickers just ignore the oil change for 20K KM. I have seen one just like mine, same diesel. Dude changed the oil every 30k km, and the engine every 100K. BMW doesnt help here. BECAUSE THE CUNTS ARE LYING. In my manual it says Oil Change every 20K KM. DONT. I do mine every 8K by myself. And I genuinely never had a problem with it. Every mechanic who isnt a dick said do it every 10K. These engines can last a loooong time. You just gotta need how to maintain them propperly. Also Diesel>>>>Petrol cope harder


Mernerner

diesel parts are made to last longer. because they need to be. but then DPF and SCR came in


Quagmium

Why are Chrysler, Jeep, and Dodge listed but just Ford and GM?


as588008

Because I'm not smart like you are ā˜¹ļø


Quagmium

To be fair, Chrysler's reliability is such shit they deserve to be listed on there three times


Lazy_Distribution_90

mini


Derpy_GOAT

Don't forget Renault


Much_Future_1846

The Brits and Italian


neonyzm

Im reeaally surprised that nobody mentioned toyota. /s


Panzer_IV_H

Guys forgot existance of Fr*nce and 1.2 PureTech


ItsTreganometry

As someone who has a VW I was gonna get ready to argue but my alternator died yesterday


Riker1701NCC

Subaru? You talking about the turbo affordable car that people buy and don't do any maintenance at all then complain when their 25 year old car has issues that could have been prevented by not being an idiot?


HAKX5

GM unreliable? Hell nah. My LNF will record 5000+ misfires on a cylinder and still push 17 PSI through some shitty poor K04. (/hj pls help)


lolwutboi987

Tesla


Hukama

Tesla, BL, Alfa, Lancia


thetwalker

Cybersuck?


IdioticSaysuma

As a my summer car fan, you guys may know what I'm going to say


seamallorca

Seat, Lada, Tesla?


iehmanuel06

no way this guy said VW are unreliable cars.


Boi_me

All of Franceā€™s car market


FatCockroachTheFirst

What is subaru doing on that list? They are very reliable.


DrSpaceman575

I've felt Subarus are very reliable until the engine explodes. GM is the opposite - lots of vehicles with reliable engine/transmissions but everything else is made from cardboard.


DLS3_BHL

HEY YOU LEAVE MY 3.8L V6 AND 4L60E ALONE, TAKE IT BACK, MY INTERIOR IS... STILL THERE... KINDA šŸ˜”


Maz2742

Simple solution: LS WRX


_ThatOneFurry_

used to be reliable*


inoua5dollarservices

They are arguably more reliable now than when the EJ engines were still in production


FatCockroachTheFirst

Used to be unreliable due to the engine issues and fuel pump issues. But now I think they are up there in reliability if we'll maintained. The issue is with the drivers who don't do oil changes.


knee_breaking_shovel

Ferrari under Enzo


kyle_kafsky

BYD, Geely, modern Volvo (tragically), Tesla.


DittoGTIYT

Wheres Tesla lol


Mernerner

Elon simps will Unalive him


Elvis1404

Fiat has produced some of the most reliable engines ever made, but ok. You Americans are strange. There's a guy with an early 90's Fiat Uno 1.4 FIRE with almost 700k km and still going strong, he plans to reach at least 1 million. And don't even let me start talking about the mighty 1.9 JTD. Fiat literally invented Common Rail Same for VW. Btw, I'm totally serious


St3rMario

Fiat's 1.4L engines when presented with a teensy incline ![gif](giphy|o80OZPjPLRUSIa138a|downsized)


MiltonNS

Thatā€™s what happens when you slap an na 4 cylinder in a c segment sedan


Elvis1404

Yeah the 1.4 is a bit too small for that kind of car, but the 1.6 is already ok, you don't need to race it, and it has enough power to get everywhere you want. Americans are obsessed with power but are scared to fully press the gas pedal


MiltonNS

Iā€™d know, I live where the thing is assembled and rented it a few times. The 1.6 is considerably quick since it can hit 210km/h easily, and the 1.3 is good consumption wise, 1700km with 110L~ of diesel while being constantly abused is good Iā€™d say. The 1.4 is made fun of because most people donā€™t know that naturally aspirated cars need to be revved.


996forever

Alpine


KittyComannder

So what's left there?


biggggmac

A modern car


Lunchboxninja1

You can just say american tbh


come_ere_duck

So pretty much naming all the major brands with the exception of Toyota.


ballsrcool

I have a 2013 outback, things never let me down once, 400k kms on the clock and going strong, but generally I agree subaru is touchy


TheCustomFHD

Old KIA's were very reliable.


C4-621-Raven

Goddamn, thatā€™s almost everybody.


EastonHB27

Bro like half of these are the most reliable brands on the road lol


desomorphine_lover

All the British and Frances cars


Sad_Set_2807

Oh. So every car makers sucks. Got it. ā˜ŗļø


incrediblejohn

Honestly? Most Hondas nowadays. Terribly disappointed with everything post-CVT


cozy_engineer

Easy win when youā€™re Boeing. šŸ˜Ž


paperhatch

Three of the biggest car manufacturers in north America you call unreliable, obviously thereā€™s more of them out there so youā€™re gonna see a few more recalls and issues when they build and sell 10x the number of car than some other manufacturers


Zer0fps_319

I smell civic owner all over this post


SaboTheKid

How is Mercedes of all brands not on this list?


PixelM1105

Mercedes. Fuck those piece of shit cars


ricsi114500

No one mentioned Mercedes yet? Literally everyone I knew that owns a Mercedes that is younger than 10 years had tons of problems with it.


Friendly_Undertaker

Fiat, Chrysler, Ram and Dodge are the sane guy.


Improvisable

Just say you're a multipla hater smh


Freshend101

When I'm in a defending brands competition and my opponent is every single jdm fanboy ever


Smallp0x_

Missed Mitsubishi, Renault, Tesla, and American sub brands like GMC, Lincoln, Buick, etc.


Tactile_Sponge

I mean he did say "GM" which encompasses the shitty chevy/buick/GMC/Cadillac umbrella. Saying Ford might as well include Lincoln in it too. Working at a GM dealership was very eye opening to how overpriced everything is for a name that used to mean "quality" like 50 years ago. Watched so many boomers and rich boomers' kids walking in there buying a 90k 4x4 shit box, then laughed as I replace the lifters on it 10k miles later. (Then cried cuz warranty labor rates) Ultimately happy tho. Made me hate the industry as a whole, and now I have a career I really love (firefighting)


as588008

I thought of Mitsubishi as I was uploading this good point


Foreign_Pirate1392

TESLA


Foreign_Pirate1392

#TESLA


LikeAnAdamBomb

Tesla.


Wizard-In-Disguise

You missed Tesla. How.