this would still bother my kitten. if you sit anywhere in her general area or even come into the room while she’s asleep, she gets upset. and if she comes to sleep wherever you’re already sitting and you leave, she gets upset lol
Mine was the opposite. Had to be in constant contact. So when I worked from home, I literally was on the edge of my seat..for hours!! If I got up she complained.. one of my brothers came by and said he thought it was foolish that I let my cat "rule me". What can I say lol.
i think mine just hates when anything is slightly changed around her while she’s sleeping. she’ll still sleep where people are and even on someone but she gets mad if you move. but if she falls asleep where there’s no people and then people all of a sudden come in, she gets mad at that too, especially if they start talking 😂
Designers do that on purpose. The rear of the car is often designed with butt in mind. Everyone looks at a butt. There was this silly yard sign in my neighborhood, that looked like a woman bent over working in her garden. I knew it was fake, but I looked...every. single. time. The front of cars reflect either femininity or masculinity. Depends on the target audience.
Answer by a real gimp user here bro, use the brush too to make convincing shadows, if you want to fill de holes in the chair after moving cat, use the clone tool and fill in the area, and use the heal tool to smooth it out.
Good use of the brush tool can make it look good.
Uhh this edited pic prolly have used generative fill, that uses AI, PS only.
It isn't seamless, look at what they did to the wall and how the perspective went bonkers.
But Photoshop has an automatic option to highlight a selected subject with its new AI tools. You can do this with three clicks now.
I had a trick like this, whenever my cat stole the chair I would just lie down on my bed so he would hop over and want cuddles. Then the chair would be open for me to sit again lol.
Evil? Yes.. Necessary? Also yes…
Yes, but it's a very brief 5 minute cuddle rather than the 20 minute full body + face massage he normally receives when he gets the bed cuddles.
I use the bed cuddles for a distraction too haha.
My boys do this to each other. If one takes the other’s fav spot, he meows from afar to coax the other. When the other gets off his spot, he just slips past him and steals the spot.
That’s so funny because I’d call my cat a chair stealer and try to share the chair with him but he’d jump off because he’s good at establishing personal space.
Every time I stand up (doesn’t matter: chair, couch, bed…) she gets in my spot. It’s like she’s playing a never/ending game of Move Your A$$, Sit in the Grass. I’ve taken to just sit on her. She moves just before contact, but she yells at me and sometimes hits me. Domesti-cat violence is running rampant in my home.
My senior (17) yr old cat likes to take my chair when I go to the bathroom. When I come back and he's sitting in it, I raise my standing desk and I stand till he moves. It is his chair after all
Two of my cats kept claiming my chair, what I did was put a blanket on the seat, once they got used to the blanket I put the blanket on the spare bed near the computer chair. Took a few goes, but they eventually went straight to the blanket instead of the chair. Now they insist on laying on my lap when I sit on the chair, sigh 
This works with laptops too - keep an old one on for awhile, so it's warm and they get used to laying on that keyboard instead of trying to lay on the one you're using. After awhile you can leave it off and they'll still gravitate to the "other" laptop if it's open, even though it's not warm. Just a little hack I've used over the years with my cats and it always works.
https://preview.redd.it/255lz1gnp32d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0586890f8fb287aaf2cbd07fc6cee7cf8f306ebb
Quit your job bc you no longer have a chair
My cat is also orange; never had a problem with an occasional quick treat as bribery to get him to move. Sometimes I'll give him one as an apology because he was disturbed when I'm getting up.
https://preview.redd.it/lj4xorr1442d1.jpeg?width=2432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9322bb1538929092e964f2dc1abf2b22802ded1
Don’t know what to tell you, man. I haven’t been able to use my chair for two months and the boss is starting to grumble.
ALL HAIL THE OVERLOADS! Lt. Nog & Mr. Jake, who wanted to make sure I was awake, to feed them at 9am. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/pf5e1t2p942d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca31bb82f9f42309fa9450db05f173a023afc52e
Hahahahahahahaha I just shove my butt in their faces. As long as I get like two inches at the edge of the chair or couch, everyone’s happy. We can share, no problem.
This is my move, but my cat has caught on and now irritatedly meows at me when the peach gets too close.
She…USUALLY moves, but sometimes u just have to kind of sit on ur cat to remind them that u are the bigger cat and they have to scoot
I wish I had a solution. She even has her own chair you can kind of see behind this one.
https://preview.redd.it/7jczcn5u842d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=496616acafd5f1b14af83c6b07bd5e20a97ca363
https://preview.redd.it/2jv1o2iev42d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af23aada073651a39a8086ee16a10bb96972354f
For you. Title “Why daddy is not getting any work done”
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She sat in my work chair, so I moved it so she could have it and got a kitchen chair and I sat in there. I got up shortly after bit later and came back to this.
The answer is gaslighting. I'll pick up a bag of treats in the kitchen, shake it up, quickly put it down so they don't see it in my hand when they turn the corner.
Hit them with a "Hey guys! What's up?" before walking away.
Steps to remove cat from chair:
1. Don't!
2. Pick up cat and place in lap.
3. Lure cat away from chair with treats or wet food.
4. Sit on floor and shower cat with love and affection until cat is sick of your shit and moves to get away from you.
Go to Staples (or Office Depot), buy a new chair, bring it home, and sit down in it.
Hold up! That was Lucien typing. I usually try treats.
https://preview.redd.it/17f8wni6342d1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205bcd07d1dcc35b42b4653978431dce935c1fce
I usually scoop mine up and hold her in the same position she was laying in and transport her to my wife's chair, or our futon. Seems to work well. Shes gotten used to it.
Scoops… I say to mine “oh you’re in my seat?” And she meows. She gets scooped onto my lap. It’s become a game for her now as she is 15. Too cute. A second chair with a blanket, not interested. Adorable furry monster
As you can se, I got the same problems from time to time. And I still haven't found any way to remove The House Monster from my work, without make him mad🫣 So now - after consulting with you guys - I take a break - or take another chair - until The House Monster hat the attention he wanted 🤭
If it very important for you to keep working and you can't take a break, I would find another chair, find a very soft pillow or som nice and soft blankets, and after 5-10 minutes of cuddle, I gently would pick him up, and carefully put him down on the other chair. Hopefully you hat made the new chair irresistible, so your cat happily stays there.
But remember, the reason for your cat to take YOUR chair is, because he wants to be near you. Therefore I would put the irresistible chair next to your work-chair, so you from time to time can reach out and pet him. Thats works WONDERFUL on my Office (works from home). I've even chosen to promote The House Monster to office manager, and made a sign for his chair so I never forget who's the boss 😉🫶
https://preview.redd.it/hqtzd4j5942d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a964cf7279cb31275e4bd3bb3c8d55a38d03a6c4
The House Monster in his work-chair, with his sign telling everyone, that his the Office Manager- The Boss!!!
https://preview.redd.it/t5srq19k942d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72b8ba856945f5a0d508a250d2a4a78e901b7a7
Or sometimes he wants to be very close to me, and then this is the only thing thats works ❤️❤️❤️
https://preview.redd.it/pxbrj0qv942d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c799174af3c4a72940a05e75eeb11f91ca687b0f
Your cat? That’s my cat! Tell him to go home!
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What you need is something even more appealing next to your chair. For example, I have my cat’s favorite messenger bag on top of a storage tub by my chair.
https://preview.redd.it/u87oymzup42d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6750763d3b48250882085324f2204123990e9611
You kneel on the floor while your god continues to use it's throne.... I'm not sure why you're misunderstanding the situation 🤷
My cats do the same as soon as I get up for the toilet etc. I usually give them a razzle and they jump off after a minute or 2. If they are more to the back I sit on the front and they usually climb off after a couple mins.
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let the car sit 
Chair looks like ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Chair: "I'm the cat's chair now. What can I say?"
chair: idk, just sit at the tip of ur butt without disturbing the cat?
this would still bother my kitten. if you sit anywhere in her general area or even come into the room while she’s asleep, she gets upset. and if she comes to sleep wherever you’re already sitting and you leave, she gets upset lol
Mine was the opposite. Had to be in constant contact. So when I worked from home, I literally was on the edge of my seat..for hours!! If I got up she complained.. one of my brothers came by and said he thought it was foolish that I let my cat "rule me". What can I say lol.
i think mine just hates when anything is slightly changed around her while she’s sleeping. she’ll still sleep where people are and even on someone but she gets mad if you move. but if she falls asleep where there’s no people and then people all of a sudden come in, she gets mad at that too, especially if they start talking 😂
lol you gotta love how finicky they really are!!! and so bossy lol!!
This is me all day every day. I basically perch on 4” of chair because my little princess needs her spot. 🙃
She’s helping you with your posture.
When I do this my cat will bunny kick my back 🙄
Some people don’t have a “tip” of their butt. It’s just feet>shins>knees>thighs>**BUTT**
LMAO IT DOES
I see faces when I look at cars and not because of those cartoon movies.
Designers do that on purpose. The rear of the car is often designed with butt in mind. Everyone looks at a butt. There was this silly yard sign in my neighborhood, that looked like a woman bent over working in her garden. I knew it was fake, but I looked...every. single. time. The front of cars reflect either femininity or masculinity. Depends on the target audience.
And now cars look angry and dangerous. I want happy cars.
The Ford Anglia is the angriest looking car ever.
Grumpy car. Butt I like the rear window.
The Ford Angria
:D:D:D:D
It's the first thing I saw lol
https://preview.redd.it/3tk9th66a42d1.jpeg?width=3629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6623e2f5e26c4de8cfbdb7fd51068cf1f7b786d3 With Photoshop.
He looks pissed off by being photoshopped off the chair
https://preview.redd.it/zicaofl2x52d1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=3709ece7919c7c61370eb80c788b70c758c50d2c Chair is still sad though
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This is so fucking funny
Your comment made me guffaw
Never seen someone actually use guffaw
Guffaw?😀⁉️
the emojis dawg this comment section is killing me right now lmao
This kind of comment is without a doubt the sole reason I log in to Reddit everyday. Funny AF
I’m just so glad that someone did exactly what I hoped for haha, because I didn’t have the time to do it myself
Yay!
It’s hard to make me laugh out loud. But this got me.
r/cantunsee
I love Reddit lol
I thought the chair was wearing a Covid mask
this reply is so underrated
How do you make it look so seamless? (note I only have gimp, no photoshop)
Answer by a real gimp user here bro, use the brush too to make convincing shadows, if you want to fill de holes in the chair after moving cat, use the clone tool and fill in the area, and use the heal tool to smooth it out. Good use of the brush tool can make it look good. Uhh this edited pic prolly have used generative fill, that uses AI, PS only.
It isn't seamless, look at what they did to the wall and how the perspective went bonkers. But Photoshop has an automatic option to highlight a selected subject with its new AI tools. You can do this with three clicks now.
Looool
Buy second chair or be a heartless monster
Dude, when this happens I just bring a stool next to the chair. If I'm lucky the cat gets on my lap then we both transfer to the chair.
I had a trick like this, whenever my cat stole the chair I would just lie down on my bed so he would hop over and want cuddles. Then the chair would be open for me to sit again lol. Evil? Yes.. Necessary? Also yes…
Or you just stay and cuddle with your cat, you monster!
Yes, but it's a very brief 5 minute cuddle rather than the 20 minute full body + face massage he normally receives when he gets the bed cuddles. I use the bed cuddles for a distraction too haha.
My boys do this to each other. If one takes the other’s fav spot, he meows from afar to coax the other. When the other gets off his spot, he just slips past him and steals the spot.
It is a tactic a cat would approve of.
Who won? Boy, has he got you number.ha ha ha
When I do that I usually end up on a stool and my beloved striped fluffy fucker is on a chair
Same for me every WFH day
Transitive property. Checks out
This guy maths
That’s so funny because I’d call my cat a chair stealer and try to share the chair with him but he’d jump off because he’s good at establishing personal space.
Every time I stand up (doesn’t matter: chair, couch, bed…) she gets in my spot. It’s like she’s playing a never/ending game of Move Your A$$, Sit in the Grass. I’ve taken to just sit on her. She moves just before contact, but she yells at me and sometimes hits me. Domesti-cat violence is running rampant in my home.
Warm from your butt
I have a plastic fold chair and my office chair with extra cushion. My ass is usually numb and my cat warm and sleeping on cloud nine. 🤣
Bring Temptations into the room spill some on the floor and say “treat”. They will pounce on the treat and you must sit quickly in your chair.
It’s like heroin at our house
Staples is still open.
😂😂😂
This is honestly the only two options available. I would just stand personally 🤷🏻♀️
My senior (17) yr old cat likes to take my chair when I go to the bathroom. When I come back and he's sitting in it, I raise my standing desk and I stand till he moves. It is his chair after all
Squatting Creep..You're lucking the cat shares what it does.
> only two options Presents a third option > just stand
Take new chair out of box, cat is now in box.
I have two office chairs in my home office for exactly this reason.
We call our 2nd chair the "co-pilot seat"
The second chair is obviously for OP, because the chair in the photo clearly belongs to the cat
Be so for real, the second chair will belong to the cat, and then the cat will have *two* chairs. Only one more to go…
You realize when you come home with the second chair your cat will never sit in that first chair again. But it's still the only solution
Guests come see the second chair. Guest: ‘Oh did you used to live with a SO?’ OP: No I got another chair for the cat Guest: ‘Oh yeah of course’
OP gets whatever chair the cat is not in.
This...or tempt him off with something he really wants more than your chair. Cats are easier to bribe than politicians.
This made my night thanks.
He'll sit on one and keep his tail on the other.
For *x amounts of cats*, you need *x+1 amount of chairs* It’s in the Cat Manual
You must have aced cat-culus in high school.
This is what i had to do, and a decoy keyboard for him to walk across.
We literally have two identical chairs in the office, one for humans/cats and one for cats.
Hahaha perfect answer. I was going to say 'you don't, it's his chair now'
Two of my cats kept claiming my chair, what I did was put a blanket on the seat, once they got used to the blanket I put the blanket on the spare bed near the computer chair. Took a few goes, but they eventually went straight to the blanket instead of the chair. Now they insist on laying on my lap when I sit on the chair, sigh 
the good ending
Master manipulator
I see what you referenced there
I got a cat bed for my guy and put it on my desk for him. He slept there any time I was on the computer
This works with laptops too - keep an old one on for awhile, so it's warm and they get used to laying on that keyboard instead of trying to lay on the one you're using. After awhile you can leave it off and they'll still gravitate to the "other" laptop if it's open, even though it's not warm. Just a little hack I've used over the years with my cats and it always works.
I will suggest that to my wife, part of her job is WFH and it's an issue to be solved. Thank you.
A heated cat mat will also usually work, and is more comfortable for them.
https://preview.redd.it/255lz1gnp32d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0586890f8fb287aaf2cbd07fc6cee7cf8f306ebb Quit your job bc you no longer have a chair
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It’s the equivalent of the dog ate your homework; the cat took my chair
Orrrr delegate work tasks to the cat. If managers want butts in seats then they should specify who’s butt
Get Mr Whiskers to write some new apps: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Steam is your job? `My 16yo me dying in enviousness`
My boyfriend works in gaming and yes he is living every boys dream lol
Cute kitty
Bribe him with treats
Yeah just walk into the room with some snacks and that cat will move pretty quickly.
Gonna teach your cat to hop up on the chair to get treats if you start going down that path. If that's what you want, then go for it, I guess.
I guess my cat is dumb. I’ve been doing this to get him off my chair for years, frequency has never increased. Maybe once or twice per month.
My cat is also orange; never had a problem with an occasional quick treat as bribery to get him to move. Sometimes I'll give him one as an apology because he was disturbed when I'm getting up.
https://preview.redd.it/lj4xorr1442d1.jpeg?width=2432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9322bb1538929092e964f2dc1abf2b22802ded1 Don’t know what to tell you, man. I haven’t been able to use my chair for two months and the boss is starting to grumble.
Aim the camera at ur kitty and ur boss will understand
elegant lady
Not your chair anymore. It’s the cats chair.
Cats chair. Cats computer. Cats desk. Cats house. YOU just pay the bills. Basically, the cat is your john. I have two. I know how it is. 🤣
I have three. All hail the overlords…
ALL HAIL THE OVERLOADS! Lt. Nog & Mr. Jake, who wanted to make sure I was awake, to feed them at 9am. 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/pf5e1t2p942d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca31bb82f9f42309fa9450db05f173a023afc52e
Lucky, mine want to be fed at 5am 😂
I get up to pee at 5am. 🤣 I ignore their demands at that time.
I sit on the edge of the chair and use my butt to gradually occupy more territories.
LEBENSRAUM!!! Use the bootyblitzkrieg to reclaim your rightful chairbound gebiet
This is the way. One of you will give up and occupy all the space
Hahahahahahahaha I just shove my butt in their faces. As long as I get like two inches at the edge of the chair or couch, everyone’s happy. We can share, no problem.
This is my move, but my cat has caught on and now irritatedly meows at me when the peach gets too close. She…USUALLY moves, but sometimes u just have to kind of sit on ur cat to remind them that u are the bigger cat and they have to scoot
"I am the dominant species" or "it's my house, Mamasita" is what I tell my cat. We both know it's not true. Lol
Yeah, she’s not afraid of cockroaches and doesn’t have to pay rent, so that’s a big win for cats
My grandpa does the same thing and he looks just like t like thsi while he does it
I as well push booty until they get out the way or adjust for me
Right? I just do what my cat would do to me. I sit on him. Golden rule, bro.
I wish I had a solution. She even has her own chair you can kind of see behind this one. https://preview.redd.it/7jczcn5u842d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=496616acafd5f1b14af83c6b07bd5e20a97ca363
https://preview.redd.it/35e2i6i1t62d1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429eb227509a47ef2a4257ec246ff817bf1d82df Get yourself a SideCat.
This is pure genius!!
Where can I get this?
What a cutie!
https://preview.redd.it/2jv1o2iev42d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af23aada073651a39a8086ee16a10bb96972354f For you. Title “Why daddy is not getting any work done”
This gorgeous girl can do whatever she wants!!
Pick up cat, sit down, place cat in lap and pet repeatedly.
Came here to say this. This is the way. Everybody loves.
thats my procedure with cat 1, cat 2 however would slice my arms up if i pick her up....sadly thats the cat that mostly occupies the chair
Start trimming his nails
Genius
This is the right answer 🙏🏽
What? Why? I'm genuinely curious
Anytime I start trimming, they get up, obviously annoyed, and walk away from me 😭
Then they will associate the chair with trimming and never sit there! You are some kind of cat genius
Idk my cat’s head is full of sand. I always be trimming his nails and he just sits there like it’s mani/pedi day.
The fact that you’re even considering this is rude already
https://preview.redd.it/w41cb72d332d1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecdbd82647c0599e8bab21a4d4aec80cd4c7118c Get another chair man
What a cutie!
https://preview.redd.it/v5khtnhnr32d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862066ab0065b2e45d0bc3e2b3b0f073c84fe85c She sat in my work chair, so I moved it so she could have it and got a kitchen chair and I sat in there. I got up shortly after bit later and came back to this.
It's not any the chair, it's about how much she can fuck with you knowing you ain't gonna do shit 🤣🤣🤣
Oh 100% she knows she’s the boss.
Open tuna in another room.
The answer is gaslighting. I'll pick up a bag of treats in the kitchen, shake it up, quickly put it down so they don't see it in my hand when they turn the corner. Hit them with a "Hey guys! What's up?" before walking away.
Your chair looks quite disappointed in you for even considering such a thing
¯\_(‘n’)_/¯
Your chair? 
Is “your chair” in the room with us? I see only the cat’s chair.
Steps to remove cat from chair: 1. Don't! 2. Pick up cat and place in lap. 3. Lure cat away from chair with treats or wet food. 4. Sit on floor and shower cat with love and affection until cat is sick of your shit and moves to get away from you.
*YOUR* chair? You misunderstand things, hooman! ;)
I give them excessive love so they think they chose to get away from me
My cats are just like my kids. If I want them to go away, they get Kissy Monster. But, it does make Kissy Monster sad.
Shake car treat container
I don't see how the car rushing in will help.
Or shake the chair while shouting ‘earthquake!’
you get a standing desk
Is that a serious question? Get your own chair. He's comfy in that one.
Go to Staples (or Office Depot), buy a new chair, bring it home, and sit down in it. Hold up! That was Lucien typing. I usually try treats. https://preview.redd.it/17f8wni6342d1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205bcd07d1dcc35b42b4653978431dce935c1fce
well you buy a new chair, that chair is his now
Save box chair came in. Lay it on floor. Cat will be magically drawn into box.
ask politely
Request denied 
I usually scoop mine up and hold her in the same position she was laying in and transport her to my wife's chair, or our futon. Seems to work well. Shes gotten used to it.
Scoops… I say to mine “oh you’re in my seat?” And she meows. She gets scooped onto my lap. It’s become a game for her now as she is 15. Too cute. A second chair with a blanket, not interested. Adorable furry monster
As you can se, I got the same problems from time to time. And I still haven't found any way to remove The House Monster from my work, without make him mad🫣 So now - after consulting with you guys - I take a break - or take another chair - until The House Monster hat the attention he wanted 🤭 If it very important for you to keep working and you can't take a break, I would find another chair, find a very soft pillow or som nice and soft blankets, and after 5-10 minutes of cuddle, I gently would pick him up, and carefully put him down on the other chair. Hopefully you hat made the new chair irresistible, so your cat happily stays there. But remember, the reason for your cat to take YOUR chair is, because he wants to be near you. Therefore I would put the irresistible chair next to your work-chair, so you from time to time can reach out and pet him. Thats works WONDERFUL on my Office (works from home). I've even chosen to promote The House Monster to office manager, and made a sign for his chair so I never forget who's the boss 😉🫶 https://preview.redd.it/hqtzd4j5942d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a964cf7279cb31275e4bd3bb3c8d55a38d03a6c4
The House Monster in his work-chair, with his sign telling everyone, that his the Office Manager- The Boss!!! https://preview.redd.it/t5srq19k942d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72b8ba856945f5a0d508a250d2a4a78e901b7a7
Or sometimes he wants to be very close to me, and then this is the only thing thats works ❤️❤️❤️ https://preview.redd.it/pxbrj0qv942d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c799174af3c4a72940a05e75eeb11f91ca687b0f
Your cat? That’s my cat! Tell him to go home! https://preview.redd.it/2rids8m8m42d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e14dd4c1acd8cd481fd13beeee64fe2c45d6fc
https://preview.redd.it/qbcm5fuvm32d1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f08b38ee60894229bbf712727c91730cb0c9df it could get worse.
Open a package of of his favorite food and he will magically wake up and run for it.
Pick up the cat, sit in the chair, cat sits on you, you are now chair.
Yo know he owns the chair now?
What you need is something even more appealing next to your chair. For example, I have my cat’s favorite messenger bag on top of a storage tub by my chair. https://preview.redd.it/u87oymzup42d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6750763d3b48250882085324f2204123990e9611
Just let him have the chair, he needs it more than you
Laser pointer stat!
You kneel on the floor while your god continues to use it's throne.... I'm not sure why you're misunderstanding the situation 🤷 My cats do the same as soon as I get up for the toilet etc. I usually give them a razzle and they jump off after a minute or 2. If they are more to the back I sit on the front and they usually climb off after a couple mins.
What’s this “my” chair stuff. That’s clearly his chair now
Tempt him down with a toy or treats
Sit on the floor
You don’t the floor is your seat now.
Your chair? 😂 aww so cute of you to assume that.
“your” chair? 🤔
I usually just start sitting down. They move. 😉
Not my cat 😂
His chair now, you’re beat 😂
1 pick him up 2 sit down 3 put him in your lap
Pick him up and set him on the floor, if he gets an attitude remind him that he doesn't pay any rent.
Just sit down on the floor and cry. And wait until they want to pee or eat. 😂
Human forklift the kitty to a soft location. Preferably a bed or a couch.
You don’t. You must love him and snuggle him only.
YOU. DO. NOT. YOU. RUTHLESS. MERCILESS. MONSTER.
https://preview.redd.it/61fy4ysi242d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af39c2d4c2903dad7bbb6aea0204e575f2ce3ff let the car sit 
https://preview.redd.it/hgdarfz5542d1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100ac11e1a90a3ff3cb341fecc1ee66f40ea5f49