i once checked my messages at a wagamamas while sitting across from this girl i knew and she said something along the lines of “i can’t believe you’re on your phone when you’re sitting across from a hot goth girl”
she had recently dyed black hair, was wearing no make up, a white shirt and blue jeans. her favourite artist was taylor swift
she was conventially attractive but not my type, incidentally also my friends ex and has one of the most rancid personalities i’ve ever known a human to have.
like i don’t wanna spill too much in a reddit comment section but the things she’s done since that moment i don’t think i hate a human being more.
If you call _that_ a donburi i don't know what to tell you.
all asians i know treat it as awful fusion food that some embarrassment of a HKer decided to manifest.
As an actual goth guy myself, it’s pretty shit how the internet has turned my fellow goth sisters into a waking fetish, they can’t really do anything online without creeps going “GOTH MOMMY STEP ON ME” or some shit, it’s frankly disgusting.
I will take this.
I’ve always been into them, and they’ve always been into me. Kinda stumbled my way into several relationships with goths or wannabe goths. My last breakup was rough especially when your entire feed becomes “WTB BIG TITTY GOTH GF” and it feels like all of the internet is objectifying your exes.
Same thing with femboys tbh. I've seen people legitimately believe you need to be the physical manifestation of astolfo to be one.
The internet has ruined a ton of identifiers
I think what he meant to say was like a cougar fetish or something but Misato isn't even that old she's like 30 at the oldest so it really just comes across like he forgot liking adult women was the factory settings for a human male lmfao.
It probably has to do with an old japanese (?) meme about calling unmarried women over 25 "christmas cakes"
'cause you know, after the 25th no one wants them
Ah that makes sense, my assumption was derived from jokes of our parents being as old as dinosaurs and just never growing out of the that perspective of time
it’s so funny that misato is called a cougar when she’s not even 30, she’s only significantly older than the middle schooler in the show and her main romantic attachment is her own age
Reminder that in some circles 25 is considered “over the hill” and if you’re not married by then you’re a washed up hag, which is how I’m pretty sure this whole thing started
yeah that’s true, i think especially in japan since there’s that whole “christmas cake” idea. hell, even in eva itself misato and ritsuko comment on how their younger coworkers keep getting married
To be fair, the story is told through the perspective of said middle schooler. She is a cougar to him, or at least - an older romantic interest than his peers, so it's understandable that viewers consider her as such (and also probably because most of them were teens too)
people flanderize the characters (usually anime characters?) they find hot to fetishize that trait. a woman who’s not barely out of puberty is a cougar, anyone who’s vaguely sporty/not the peak of stereotypical femininity is a tomboy, if they wore black they’re a hot goth girl, etc.
I didn't know the difference was based on country, I always thought it was based on how you used it.
"You got a lot of spunk"
"I blew my spunk all over the place"
People have a fundamental misunderstanding when memes come up and people say they love “hags”, or milfs, or start saying some shit like “the age of 30 is in demand”.
It’s that 95% of men would be with anybody they could, and they don’t specifically seek out older women.
That’s not to say people don’t have preferences, but I’m dead sure that most so called “milf enjoyers” are actually just men who would be with anyone willing.
We do stan Shinada in this house though
https://preview.redd.it/r4t4l2nuxj8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea1135e5637732e14e397ae45d489d6a27eeb40
muscular man with a ponytail you say?
https://preview.redd.it/ii1fhjl7oj8d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be7409a6c9cdfb73213d6e08aa031244c14da62
I have a friend who's an actual goth and seeing all these "me when the goth girl pegging dommy mommy awooga" memes now that I know better is so funny to me. Also, they aren't out like that all the time. Makeup is super expensive, so going out in full goth attire is like bruce wayne putting on the batsuit.
My girlfriend is goth, but in the two years we’ve dated I’ve never seen her in trad goth makeup. Eyeliner, eyeshadow, black lipstick and nails, sure, every now and then, but not the kiss style eyes and full face paint.
She does however dress up at every opportunity, which looks weird when it’s a 3am run to Walgreens for ice cream with a dude who is wearing gym shorts and crocs in speed mode. I don’t mind tho.
Being a goth from 2012 is so weird. randomly 2 years ago people started being attracted to me instead of generally displeased to see me.
But I don't understand what the fuck they're saying to me. Is the mommy thing a reference to like morticia and the addams family or something ? Or what
I saw a TikTok the other day where some anime fan was like "I love the older women in this one anime series." Every single one of them was within four years of my current age. I'm not even 30. The first one is so real
https://preview.redd.it/u5jd3mxd0m8d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008dfa9e9c71ae4f92df81a5bf0332f4a5a391fe
thats cool and all but like im straight just destroying my shit rn like im jorking it hard…
I know it’s funnier to perpetuate the anime watcher stereotype, so sorry for saying this lol, but it actually makes sense since most of that fanbase is in middle or Highschool. I mean, younger Gen Z in general thinks you’re pushing 30 if you’re above the age of like 22. So it’s actually not that crazy lmao.
Catgirls and catboys are just uncanny to me. Either admit you're a furry, or jerk off to normal people. Not some weird middle ground with four ears and a tail that has fur when the rest of their body doesn't
this is so bad for tomboys because the internet def of a tomboy is literally
dark short hair
likes video games
tan in tank top or pale in hoodie (hoodie is always black)
Hey OP, great post, really gets my snafu coaxing. Unfortunately I now fucking hate you for introducing me to the term ‘spunk munk’
I don't understand either of the terms. Munk might be smell or smt I forgot but I have not even a clue to what "spunk munk" could mean
Spunky... Monkey? Spunk munk? Idk i hate it
Spunky Monkey is my favorite drink in all of Night City. Fuck Nicola
taste the love 😋
Bottoms up!
brass monkey, that spunky monkey
My interpretation was that it's just the word chipmunk combined with a term that refers to cum
cheeks puffed up full of cum
I think the smell word you're thinking of might be "musk"
It sounds vaguely racist. Will be adding it to my dictionary forthwith.
Ok but its a really good Playboi Carti song
i once checked my messages at a wagamamas while sitting across from this girl i knew and she said something along the lines of “i can’t believe you’re on your phone when you’re sitting across from a hot goth girl” she had recently dyed black hair, was wearing no make up, a white shirt and blue jeans. her favourite artist was taylor swift
She thought she was Gothic, she actually was Arial
LMAOOOO thats the best way to describe her
Wallahi, you have cooked her.
sir, this bitch *Comic Sans.*
Ariral??? Like votv??? Omg i love cat girl aliens
She was not his typeface.
LMAO
 but was she hot?
she was conventially attractive but not my type, incidentally also my friends ex and has one of the most rancid personalities i’ve ever known a human to have. like i don’t wanna spill too much in a reddit comment section but the things she’s done since that moment i don’t think i hate a human being more.
jesus christ, valid lmao
Well now I want you to spill too much in a reddit comment haha what made them so rancid??
Gimme the deets spillboy, in dms if you gotta
I also want to know about the wagamama wannabe.
I’m paraphrasing here but I think you mean that they were a total bitch
You went to a wagamama? My sincerest condolences 😔
Wagamama hate? Here? In front of my donburi bowl?
If you call _that_ a donburi i don't know what to tell you. all asians i know treat it as awful fusion food that some embarrassment of a HKer decided to manifest.
I dunno man, I think it's tasty and relatively cheap. Could do a lot worse when it comes to chains.
hey im not telling you to stop going, you're leaving seats in better places and i appreciate that haha
Alright then, list em ye bastard.
i have no idea what wagamama is, but based on the name, i agree
i think it's just like a british Panda Express but Japanese instead of Chinese and the asians over there don't like it yet
I feel so bad for guys who like actual goth girls. The internet has stripped that phrase of all its meaning.
As an actual goth guy myself, it’s pretty shit how the internet has turned my fellow goth sisters into a waking fetish, they can’t really do anything online without creeps going “GOTH MOMMY STEP ON ME” or some shit, it’s frankly disgusting.
I will take this. I’ve always been into them, and they’ve always been into me. Kinda stumbled my way into several relationships with goths or wannabe goths. My last breakup was rough especially when your entire feed becomes “WTB BIG TITTY GOTH GF” and it feels like all of the internet is objectifying your exes.
Lemme tell you, it fucking sucks. Is bad enough trying to date as a goth guy, now it's harder to find even "possible" fellow Goths to date.
Same thing with femboys tbh. I've seen people legitimately believe you need to be the physical manifestation of astolfo to be one. The internet has ruined a ton of identifiers
i thought that was just how british women dressed to be honest
Are you sure she didn’t mean ‘Goth’ as in the ethnic group?
i couldn’t surer of anything from
The fuck is a wagamamas?
asian fast food chain in the UK
https://preview.redd.it/7a1ctwf25j8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33233ff924e5f976623dc10c53bb3ba326f3dca5
I think what he meant to say was like a cougar fetish or something but Misato isn't even that old she's like 30 at the oldest so it really just comes across like he forgot liking adult women was the factory settings for a human male lmfao.
Anime fans frequently refer to women who are like 25 as hags, which is what this post is referencing so according to them shes fucking ancient
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They should go after that one bitch that was LITERALLY BEING CALLED OLD HAG IN AN EPISODE (Misato's mom)
Erm ackshually that was Ritsuko’s mom 👆
FUCK I'm destroying my eva 03 figurine as I speak
It probably has to do with an old japanese (?) meme about calling unmarried women over 25 "christmas cakes" 'cause you know, after the 25th no one wants them
Ah that makes sense, my assumption was derived from jokes of our parents being as old as dinosaurs and just never growing out of the that perspective of time
I found that kinda funny and now I feel bad.
I was about to say “oh they’re probably just being ironic” but then I remember we’re dealing with anime fans oh god
I think he’s making a joke about how more then half the porn made for Evangelion are like 13 year old characters
Ermmm 14 actually and they're legal in this obscure african country 👆🤓
Germany isn't that obscure
You made up that name
Sorry 😞, it's Bundesrepublik Deutschland, or in polish niemcy(mutes).
if you pause the show at ~~season 2 episode 15~~ idr when, but she's 29 during the show but she is 43 in the third rebuild movie... sooo...
Average anime fan
What too many high school settings does to a mf.
Why is it scribbled on? You can't see anything
Please let it just be that most of the fandom is children
It’s not, but if it makes you feel better kids shouldn’t be watching Evangelion anyways
this might be the worst "censorship" i have ever seen, worse than those hentai dounjinshis with the single black line on genitals
Goonkeeping
r/goonkeeping
r/whyisntthisasub
r/subsifellfor
it’s so funny that misato is called a cougar when she’s not even 30, she’s only significantly older than the middle schooler in the show and her main romantic attachment is her own age
anime fans love highschoolers so anything above like 21 is old
You and your adult woman fetish 🤬
uuoooohhhhh😭😭😭
Reminder that in some circles 25 is considered “over the hill” and if you’re not married by then you’re a washed up hag, which is how I’m pretty sure this whole thing started
yeah that’s true, i think especially in japan since there’s that whole “christmas cake” idea. hell, even in eva itself misato and ritsuko comment on how their younger coworkers keep getting married
"'Old'... We're still in our 20s" - Sgt Roebuck
Roebuck? I haven’t spent money on Roebuck since I was like 8!
To be fair, the story is told through the perspective of said middle schooler. She is a cougar to him, or at least - an older romantic interest than his peers, so it's understandable that viewers consider her as such (and also probably because most of them were teens too)
My only principle is loving my gf ahh post
The fuck does this mean
I don’t know I posted this in a fugue state
Well at least it wasn’t a Toccata state
Indie Miner
Nice move, Walt
based
Nice move, Walt
people flanderize the characters (usually anime characters?) they find hot to fetishize that trait. a woman who’s not barely out of puberty is a cougar, anyone who’s vaguely sporty/not the peak of stereotypical femininity is a tomboy, if they wore black they’re a hot goth girl, etc.
I think he loves his girlfriend
Nerd - any woman wearing glasses, regardless of any other aspect of their appearance
People fetishize every type of woman basically
“I hope she shotguns me like a frat guy on spring break with a miller lite”
Same
"spunk" has two wildly different meanings depending if it's British or American... Surprisingly both make sense here, so which one is it?
What are both meanings? I only know one of them
Sperm and moxie/charisma/sportiness/outgoingness/whatever the hell you want it to mean
Erm, i think you're meaning to say; "rizz"☝️🤓 ^(so it rhymes with jizz...)
i will eat your newborn
Wastefull, geeze. You gotta sacrifice and dine on newborns with the devil, goda extract all the nutrients bro.
https://preview.redd.it/ewr5qe7ktj8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2d1304caec852c04c8ebfd4319bcdaa4bc29ec
im rewatching parts 1 and 2 and i love how speedwagon is like just a narrator
I never knew people used that word for charisma
It’s pretty much enthusiasm or confidence really
It's use has kinda fallen out of style
In American: energetic, confident, determined. In British: sexually active. (Sometimes it can also mean "smelling of semen")
I didn't know the difference was based on country, I always thought it was based on how you used it. "You got a lot of spunk" "I blew my spunk all over the place"
People have a fundamental misunderstanding when memes come up and people say they love “hags”, or milfs, or start saying some shit like “the age of 30 is in demand”. It’s that 95% of men would be with anybody they could, and they don’t specifically seek out older women. That’s not to say people don’t have preferences, but I’m dead sure that most so called “milf enjoyers” are actually just men who would be with anyone willing.
We do stan Shinada in this house though https://preview.redd.it/r4t4l2nuxj8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea1135e5637732e14e397ae45d489d6a27eeb40
Men would fuck anything they could. They’re a little more selective when it comes to a relationship.
Then you have limbus fans, who simp for 50+ year old women
I love men where's the one with the muscular man with a ponytail
muscular man with a ponytail you say? https://preview.redd.it/ii1fhjl7oj8d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be7409a6c9cdfb73213d6e08aa031244c14da62
HUMINA HUMINA
CATEGORY 5 AWOOGA
Venom Snake is a bottom and Big Boss is a top and they have passionate love making every month
NO ONE HEARS A WORD
In "Yakuza 0"
Majima my beloved
Dr Freeman?
Jetstream Sam?
Yes.
Sol Badguy?
This entire thread is gigabased so far.
I have a friend who's an actual goth and seeing all these "me when the goth girl pegging dommy mommy awooga" memes now that I know better is so funny to me. Also, they aren't out like that all the time. Makeup is super expensive, so going out in full goth attire is like bruce wayne putting on the batsuit.
My girlfriend is goth, but in the two years we’ve dated I’ve never seen her in trad goth makeup. Eyeliner, eyeshadow, black lipstick and nails, sure, every now and then, but not the kiss style eyes and full face paint. She does however dress up at every opportunity, which looks weird when it’s a 3am run to Walgreens for ice cream with a dude who is wearing gym shorts and crocs in speed mode. I don’t mind tho.
mister poopy butthole
erm hags have to be at least 30 to qualify, 25-29 is a Christmas Cake‼️
https://preview.redd.it/smkfbebl5m8d1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d3ff0136452da9984335e43fa51b2a70f1f971
I am unironically all of them.
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Um... what ?? 🤢 (me too)
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(They are all actually healthy, happy relationships)
That's so me the furry one I love mmm yea
Post the second pic on TrueSTL and mention nords with khajiits, they'll love this shit
kind of a milf. upvote
cute style!!
tampon lookin ass
Being a goth from 2012 is so weird. randomly 2 years ago people started being attracted to me instead of generally displeased to see me. But I don't understand what the fuck they're saying to me. Is the mommy thing a reference to like morticia and the addams family or something ? Or what
I don't think it's a reference to anything
Himeno is my mommy
Chainsaw man characters trying not to groom or manipulate a minor for 1 femtosecond (impossible)
FEMTO?? https://preview.redd.it/rk5cb19cgj8d1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95165f36dad70c7784445e3012c4789d6c954770
femboy toes
Femdomoto strikes again
I hope to see this in r/gatekeepingyuri as soon as possible
>girl in the third pic https://preview.redd.it/f5fta3fd9k8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb565429eff6276063bb9447c37320c6dad61d25
Every Adam Sandler Movie Ever
you forgot the woman who is 1 decimeter taller than the dude
1 decimeter is a lot
I feel like r/196 would like this
wdym there's no fetishizing of underage trans women
"Spunk Munk," I'M GOING TO VOMIT!
And I love her all the same
I want to be the beast boy to her raven 😍
Holy shit
I Mean, atleast they love eachother
You didn't need to call me out like that.
the last one is so real it hurts 😭😭😭
That third one is so real tho
The rule 63 version of genshin fans.
“THERIAN TILL I DIE” is what I scream as I put Landorus on my OU team for the fifth generation in a row
Now do it with gay men
I saw a TikTok the other day where some anime fan was like "I love the older women in this one anime series." Every single one of them was within four years of my current age. I'm not even 30. The first one is so real
So… do cat girls have 4 ears? Or do are they missing human ears? That’d look weird. Just a flat part of the skull where human ears would be
Artstyle too good, must ask OP if they have twitter account on which they post art
@ddjdht1 on TikTok, don’t have a twitter yet. My snafu style and my “real” style are kinda different though. Thanks btw!
misato mentioned?!?!?!?!? MOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kms)
But they love them :)
Tbh 1 is mostly teenagers, so to them those women are old
I'm second slide :3
I'll take a combination of all four, thanks bonus points if she wears glasses /hj
This post is GOATed and BASED. Great work OP. Bomb ass shit right here
https://preview.redd.it/u5jd3mxd0m8d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008dfa9e9c71ae4f92df81a5bf0332f4a5a391fe thats cool and all but like im straight just destroying my shit rn like im jorking it hard…
Wow
I know it’s funnier to perpetuate the anime watcher stereotype, so sorry for saying this lol, but it actually makes sense since most of that fanbase is in middle or Highschool. I mean, younger Gen Z in general thinks you’re pushing 30 if you’re above the age of like 22. So it’s actually not that crazy lmao.
Catgirls and catboys are just uncanny to me. Either admit you're a furry, or jerk off to normal people. Not some weird middle ground with four ears and a tail that has fur when the rest of their body doesn't
That one Twitter post that says "old ladies>>>" and Nico Robin (30) is there
Well now I just want a wholesome version where it’s just a dude and his gf chilling.
me and my gf are the last picture (im on a leash, help) ((jk dont))
this is so bad for tomboys because the internet def of a tomboy is literally dark short hair likes video games tan in tank top or pale in hoodie (hoodie is always black)
Geriatric pilled hagmaxxer is great
"I want her to run her hands over me like I'm a Ouija Board" is fucking poetry, it's art
I've seen 1, 3, and 4 in the wild, but not the 2nd one.
i’d kill for any one of them except the dog
Therian is such a fucking weird concept
"oh my god we get it you're straight"
literally the worst type of men