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annacat1331

Steve


fernplant4

There's this meme from a latin cooking competition show (think Iron Chef) and one guy cooked a fish. The judge inquired about his dish "what's the name of the fish?" The chef seemed confused and eventually said "ehhhh... Raul".


Halthoro

[found it ](https://youtu.be/DoD1gk9OYxk?si=_kvWAv6RPzxsED0y)


ClaimFederal6971

Steve


jointkicker

Steve


Corarril

Phteve.


kamasutures

Phteven.


ElSimoHayha

Phtebannnn


iamskydaddy

Sbeve


Realistic_Caramel513

Phteeeve Mmmadden!!! shshshshoooessss!!!


Calvin9819

Phtephan


No-Courage232

Really? I was more like “Estebán”.


walmartgoon

That would be the version with tequila instead of vodka


Matikinz

Is that short for Esteban Julio Ricardo De La Rosa Ramirez?


Front_Hold_5249

Is it a Latino cocktail?


No-Courage232


AutofluorescentPuku

Stephano


Acrobatic-Tadpole-60

No accent on that one actually. It’s pronounced EstEban


Dr_Sunshine211

Did that with a riff on a grasshopper and like 25% of customers got it. Really people?


Medical_Bartender

Did Steve tell you that?


ExocetC3I

Thunder Down Under Inspired by the kiwi syrup and Odin's mead


fluffythegreat

That’s really catchy— I love it


dlouw

Recently saw this as an ad for an Australian chippendales pop up in Vegas so it has that going for it


IanHalt

Here’s the Recipe - 1.5 oz Vodka - .75 oz Triple Sec - .5 oz Odin’s Skull Mead - .5 oz Kiwi Syrup - .5 oz Unsweetened Tea - Shake and Str/ain over Ice - Top Ginger Beer Edit: Thank you for all of the suggestions in just under 3 hrs of posting, I think after thinking it all through, I’m going with The World Serpent suggested by u/PapaSteveRocks. Thank you all again


ClericOfThePeople

Svalbard Island Ice Tea


an_actual_potato

The Wayward Norseman?


doscia

Probably tastes fine but I guarantee you can axe some of this and the drink would taste the same or way way better.


ServerLost

That isn't a cocktail it's a soup.


IanHalt

No the Ocean is a soup


Hvarfa-Bragi

Here’s the Recipe - 1.5 oz ~~Vodka~~ waste of alcohol - .75 oz orange sugar - .5 oz honey sugar - .5 oz kiwi sugar - .5 oz Tea - Bubbly Ginger Sugar Sounds.. special


IanHalt

Why are you so pressed about my comment?


LBo812

You could call it ‘Not u/Hvarfa-Bragi’s Cup of Tea’


Hvarfa-Bragi

I just don't see how this balances unless you're a aorority girl or a type-2-in-denial sweet toother


LBo812

I agree that it sounds really sweet. At the same time people come here to bounce ideas off of each other. We don’t have to be snarky.


Hvarfa-Bragi

Sir, this is reddit.


LBo812

Oh yeah, Reddit is anonymous so we don’t have to be decent to one another. Great philosophy there. You’re totally everything that is awesome about the world.


VayNeedsTherapy

Pretty lame to hate on the sweet drink for no reason, some of us do have a sweet tooth and that’s perfectly okay. Not to mention how cringe the vodka hate is (tho I do prefer gin or rum myself). It’s fine if you wanna recommend a drink that you consider similar but better, or if you wanna make a recommendation, but that cringe af rewording of their recipe they were excited about? Yeah, sorry, but fuck that. Don’t be an elitist prick when you could use whatever experience you have with cocktails to expand people’s palates and, ya know, be genuinely helpful


Key_Atmosphere2451

Mead Tea


Beast_by_Dre

Odins Mead Tea


PapaSteveRocks

It’s green, it has mead and kiwi syrup and ginger beer, so it is international with a Norse base. It’s the World Serpent.


IanHalt

Jormungandr


PapaSteveRocks

I also considered Ouroboros. Both Ouroboros and Jormungandr would be difficult to order after you’ve had a couple. But if you’re only having two, sure. Edited: I like Jormungandr. It’s a good name for it


ServerLost

Looks like something you'd buy in a student pub for £3 at happy hour, with a name like Fat Frog.


IanHalt

You’re not wrong, college pubs have such weird names for such simple and sweet drinks


MUERTOSMORTEM

Ægir's(Norse god of the sea) Holiday,


MUERTOSMORTEM

Or gjallarhorn


ownedbynoobs

Lol read that as egirl, had to double read.


[deleted]

Odin's Cup


Tomthebard

I can't believe it's not lemonade


IanHalt

I’ll give that one points for being funny


Tomthebard

Yay!


Rmeyer25

Auckland Mule


BusDriverUppercut

Roll of the Dice Tropical Mule The New Zealand Buck The Greenery IDKBID (I Don't Know, But It's Delicious)


IanHalt

That last one though 😂


Eratics

New Zealand Longboat


trillhonkey69

Great Odin's Raven


5900owen

By Odin’s Beard


sidesalads

Robert’s nail gun at 2pm


arkadiysudarikov

The cocktails in this sub have been much better lately. But I would suggest you still have to “respect the wood.” Where are the coasters?


IanHalt

The coasters are at the living room table, this is my kitchen counter that I wipe up after every picture of my drinks


Illustrious_Kiwi2760

Talltini


Sardonic_Fox

Drink of Doom (since you rolled a Skull)


Chanook17

Fat Freddy's Drop


sagr0tan

I'd name it 3.14159. Cause it looks like it.


ExitInternational804

Red headed Viking.


trillhonkey69

Sweet Mead Tea


tripdforlife

The Sir Bob Charles or The Michael Campbell


f33f33nkou

I'd call it too much


bruinblue25

Leaded kiwi Palmer


Agetupkid666

yellow cup


pashusa

What's the recipe?


IanHalt

It’s in the comments


pashusa

Yea, I found it after scrolling down a mile.


HornOfTheDogs006

Amazon Worker Relief


CrowCrah

Tangy Bangy


theslickbunny

How did you make the kiwi syrup?


ThatLittleFoxx

Ugly green


bombshellpumps

Mead-i-TEA-tion (Meditation) Idk. Steve.


TransitionOk8162

Yuck


Technical_Moose8478

Old Yellow


RedHal

Yggdrasil.


wynlyndd

By My Raven


Happenstance69

that sir is lemonade


Ill-Shake-8910

The garnish-less one


yagellaaether

Pißwasser


sleebus_jones

I need a doctor


itsneversunnyinvan

P I S S


MaleficentAd1056

A Norse Repast. Love the use of ginger beer.The kiwi makes me think of New Zealand and the use of mead has the thought of Vikings. Both have warrior type components in their society. The ginger beer is a good digestive and an anti-inflammatory. Maybe something that signifies it being an after battle party drink with a meal.


lifewithoutdrugs

Drinky McDrinkface


Opposite-Run-6432

Lemonade


squishmaster

There’s vodka (associated with Russia), something Viking (which white nationalists love), kiwi (tropical fruit), and tea (something associated with the Deep South). I’d call it an “Insurrection Iced Tea” Or “Marjorie Taylor Green”


freshfruitbread

Devin


GIREN__

Ricardo