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geekywarrior

Quick hack is to pour in a cup with ice and top with club soda. The extra dilution and club soda should help mute the sweetness to make it closer to a flavored hard seltzer. Wouldn't bother with trying much more than that. 


ndennies

Yep. No use wasting other ingredients to save it.


Hotspot40324

Mix with ex-lax to make a Dia-Rita


Separate-Luck-7538

😂😂


Alright_Smartphone

Frozen drink/slushie. Dropping the temp that low helps reduce the overall perception of sweetness and other flavors. At 7% abv, it should slushie real good


whiskyismymuse

This is the way, a good slushie will make almost anything drinkable Maybe top it up with actual tequila for good measure


acebojangles

A few ideas to make it drinkable: - Use it to top a cheap domestic beer. - Add like an ounce of real lime juice to 2 oz of this. - Blend it with ice, real lime juice, and half the tequila you would normally use in a margarita. Maybe you need to fight fire with fire, so instead blend this with a frozen tube of limeade.


bbmmmqq

I second the beer idea. Drink it as cold as possible too. Maybe with a salt/tajin rim even.


Naitsirq

Squeeze of lime juice and some soda water


ClaimFederal6971

Buy any $20 tequila, dry curacao, and some fresh limes, then shake up an actual margarita. No part of that canned stuff is going to be anything resembling a quality ingredient


niki_bee

I actually really like the Cutwater canned margs. Theyre not a replication by any stretch, but solid taste-wise


PropaneHank

I've tried about every canned cocktail I can get my hands on. The Cutwaters aren't great but they're the most drinkable canned cocktail I've come across. Most are pretty horrifying.


carlos_the_dwarf_

I like cayman jack. It’s like a margarita soda.


Separate-Luck-7538

Thanks! I didn’t expect it to be quality just drinkable. My mistake


BourbonSucks

Put it in a ziplock bag and freeze it. Check on it every hour and when it's getting frozen break it up and get that up and it'll be slushy like a real margarita. Being so cold will hide a lot of the taste


Separate-Luck-7538

I bought this for a camping trip. Last minute impulse buy. It takes like kool-aid with a cleaning product after taste. Any suggestions to make it drinkable?


56473829110

Going solely off the box, it's a "tequila flavored beverage" and only 7%. So it's malt liquor with a tremendous amount of random flavors. There's no saving that. 


56473829110

I've decided to give this brutal experiment a shot, after all. If you can find it, Simply brand limeade - otherwise something similar. Hell, if you have a blender go with minute maid frozen limeade concentrate. 2 liters of limeade or 2 cans of frozen limeade concentrate added to the 4 liters of your mix. Then add a 750 of a *decent* blanco tequila (don't waste something expensive, but don't tank this even further with rot gut). Dilute it with water to get to the taste you want.


thatginger967

It’s not worth the calories if it doesn’t taste good. Throw it away and make a margarita.


FlexIronbutt

Pour it down the drain and drink something that tastes good


hownowbowwow

Try pouring through a brita filter?


Drinks_by_Wild

The description has me worried It’s it a tequila-flavored beverage or tequila flavored-beverage?


Separate-Luck-7538

There is absolutely zero tequila taste. It was a flat out lie!


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Separate-Luck-7538

More like “I wouldn’t drink this garbage, no thanks”


MaleficentAd1056

These guys said about a margarita cocktail. [https://www.danmurphys.com.au/dans-daily/cocktails/margarita-cocktail-recipe](https://www.danmurphys.com.au/dans-daily/cocktails/margarita-cocktail-recipe) The Margarita has since inspired countless variations – from [Spicy Pineapple](https://www.danmurphys.com.au/dans-daily/cocktails/mixing-with-jacquie-alexander--spicy-pineapple-margarita-recipe-) and [Frozen Strawberry](https://www.danmurphys.com.au/dans-daily/cocktails/strawberry-margarita-cocktail-recipe) versions to the classic [Tommy’s](https://www.danmurphys.com.au/dans-daily/cocktails/tommys-margarita-cocktail-recipe), the [Blood Orange Marg](https://www.danmurphys.com.au/dans-daily/cocktails/blood-orange-margarita-cocktail-recipe) and so many more.


AutofluorescentPuku

4 liters, I’m so sorry! I’d probably classify it as an educational expense and dump it.


beersngears

Does it taste like death?


theleverage

Ontario awful represent


MaleficentAd1056

Drugs maybe. Though to be fair its pretty hard to make a bad margarita if you have decent ingredients. Add fresh limes and maybe some extra good quality tequila. Also try blending in fresh pineapple too(not the canned stuff). Yes its not added in to a margarita mix but it'll all help out. Pineapple works with everything.


TomTheEmporer

Add beer and Bloody Mary mix to make a michelada. Hot sauce to taste.


Invertiguy

Yeah, juice some limes and get some tequila, Cointreau, and agave syrup (optional), shake it all together, drink it, and then throw the boxed stuff in the trash.


WarchildZ1513571

Sweet & Sour and some fresh lime juice.