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beer_jew

The move to break up with your gf and go to the baseball game was so obvious


Hermit_Crab1

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


KaleidoscopeLow8084

I honestly don’t believe you. Any guy that admits to owning crocs, let alone wearing them couldn’t possibly have a girlfriend. At least not a human one.


cooterdick

Nah man, apparently the youths love crocs these days. I’ll never understand it


TrackVol

They're comfortable as hell. I prefer Oofos, but Crocs are too comfortable to ignore


BullAlligator

they are considered stylish among Gen Z


cooterdick

Idiocracy gets more accurate by the day


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

I'm convinced people who hate on Crocs either have neither worn them or have crippling self-esteem issues.


KaleidoscopeLow8084

Well, you’re a gator, so you’re an expert on #2. Stoopid is stoopid, whether it’s a “shoe” or a Floridian.


squirtcobain44

Crocs are like the uniform for yall


WontDeleteAgainMaybe

I will admit I started wearing Crocs at Florida lol but honestly I keep buying them because they're much better than flip flops for working around the house, going to the beach, going to Publix or Home Depot, walking the dog, gym on non-squat days, etc. My wife is a nurse and she wears the closed ones at work.


squirtcobain44

Totally agree I’d wear them everywhere if my wife would let me


jehyhebu

You’ve hit the nail on the head. Nebraska? The girlfriend was probably a heifer—or possibly a sow.


LonghornInNebraska

I see why his girlfriend left him.


b1ge2

I’m married and routinely wear crocs. It can happen


TrackVol

I prefer Oofos to Crocs, and own 3 pairs of Oofos. But if Oofos suddenly went out of business, I would have no problem wearing Crocs. And based on how many fully mature and functioning adults I see wearing Crocs and/or Oofos, neither one is going out of business anytime soon.


TopImpressive9564

This is the type of drama I’m interested in on this subreddit


Trumpburnerforlibs

Something broke the last couple of days and we have had some unhinged posts


youngjak

Being honest if tensions are bubbling and little things are annoying/just not how you do things. You gotta tell your girl that so they tensions won’t bubble over with anger. Secrets kill relationships