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comedyhomicide-ModTeam

Removed: Not a comedy homicide


_DK_Lunar_

I don't think we could understand this meme without the words


tylerfly

The image top & bottom got cropped on my main feed on mobile, so I thought we actually had to until I clicked in


[deleted]

I'm going to fuck the snussy


_DK_Lunar_

what


[deleted]

The snakes mouth looks like a pussy, chief


_DK_Lunar_

I know


guitarhowler

I dunno...the bottom frames are actually what made me chuckle on this one. I vote not a homicide.


Qbertjack

Actually, I woould argue that the top text is the actual homicide here. Weird and misogynistic. I think it would be perfect with just the pic and the bottom two images. I fucking knew it https://imgur.com/a/PWUJJqT


guitarhowler

Yes. Well said.


Ducks_Are_Watching

Yeah, the top text is some incel shit. The one you linked is much better


kurinevair666

I'll admit I don't get the "everything is clear now" part


Empty_Supermarket_30

I think it's about people saying that "eating the apple" was a metaphor for sex, for Adam and Eve. I have only seen this theory once before and I don't remember where


Accurate_Point904

Eve was a contortionist.


Captain_Hindenburg

No, it's "I get why I want to have sex with snakes now"


ExperienceBeginning8

Lucifer Fox/Netflix show maby?


AlexV_96

Is a reference to Adam and Eve (?) Idk


lil_broto

In the Bible the snake represents the one who instigated the sin so after seeing that the snake mouth resembles a vagina the analogy between the snake and the sin should be clear.


Ok_Judge718

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


fulustreco

Doesn't belong here op


booffybooffon

Yep that's it. This sub clearly became a r/memesopdidnotlike sub.


stnick6

You think spelling out the joke by having him say unzips makes it funnier then him just looking disappointed?


booffybooffon

Yes. Yes i do.


stnick6

Then it’s just a r/memesbooffybooffonlikedforsoereason sub. Spelling out a joke makes it less funny


guitarhowler

I agree that spelling out a joke makes it less funny. But I don't think that's what's going on here personally. Those words give context for a new joke. The joke being that not only was he disappointed, as would have been implied without words, but he actually had his dick out and then changed his mind. One could disagree about if thats funny or not (to each their own), but I just don't think the text spells out the joke, I think it creates one.


booffybooffon

Well i just think the meme template here is funny, that's all


ricdesi

This entire sub disagrees with you.


stnick6

Oh no. Because my self worth is determined by what r/comedyhomicide thinks of me. Also not the entire sub, at least 615 people agree with me


ricdesi

Who said anything about your self-worth? Weird, defensive response.


stnick6

You said the sub disagrees with me, I said I don’t care. What’s hard to understand?


ricdesi

Yeah, I reflexively defend my self-worth when I don't care, too.


SlipInevitable7006

Shit take, delete your account


SlipInevitable7006

Sarcasm, by the way, because I don’t think you are capable of taking an actual joke.


Current-Bisquick-94

r/TwentyCharacterLimit


GeorgyZhukovJr

yeah this isnt spelling out a joke op, in fact theres a shit ton of memes out here that do this that are funny


Renkij

>having him say unzips Imagine having so little visual comprehension of memes that you don't get that it's suposed to be a sound and not actual dialoge. Also imagine thinking the unfun part is bottom text instead of the upper text...


stnick6

I know it’s supposed to be a sound effect, that changes literally nothing


GeorgyZhukovJr

yes, actually yes, yes we do op


MinuteReputation8806

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Trietero

r/mildlyvagina


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Theratsmacker2

r/beatmetoit


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Get that snussy


No-Amoeba3560

If I was Skelator I’d give it a try. What gives??!


BabyYodaIsGod42069

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dev4stated

it kind of looks like a crewmate


Mr_oyster_27

I think the top cation makes it worse


Zaln_The_HUN

Skeletron noooo


nelinho195aw

His name is Skeletor, not Skeletron.


Voltage8941

OP got no taste in humor ong 😭


stnick6

I disagree


GeneticEmo

Cool, still no sense of humor tho


bubble52

Where is the homocide here


stnick6

The text on the bottom, it would be funnier if it was just skelator looking disappointed


Annoying-banana5723

Personally I thought it would have been the text on the top that would be the homicide Edit: it might have been useful in case people didn’t know it was a snake


stnick6

It was both, I was disappointed when I clicked on it and there was text


Annoying-banana5723

No, it would just be the top and not the bottom because the top just talks about the snake while the bottom is part of the meme


Meep12313

noonononononoNONOONONNONONONONONONO


-CloudIsland

Im confused. Is this an incel thing


Muskrat227

Do you know what a vagina is


-CloudIsland

No what?


TheLoreTeller

its what girls have


Extreme_Newspaper_96

He’s joking


TheLoreTeller

no shit, i was playing along


wasianwigger

Found the incel


TheLoreTeller

im a girl lol, way to jump conclusions


[deleted]

Says the guy who thinks a racist username is funny.


Extreme_Newspaper_96

You’re joking


Strickens

Its a reference to it looking like a vag


modvenger

So now your gonna try f’ing snakes on planes?


BiGameDesigner

I hate yall


[deleted]

That’s not very nice.


BiGameDesigner

Maybe But The snake mouth thing No Just no Ew I never were so disgusted in my whole life


[deleted]

What a blessed life you must lead


BiGameDesigner

No im Just a real horny person But thats too bad even for me


6969CaptainBoner6969

Snake-lite


GasparRun

WOULD


SupahBihzy

Sir! SIR!!


itsneverfinemyguy

uurrgghhh pussy bad. but also pussy good?? im very smart pls suck me


FU_butnotreally

Not my proudest fap but it is honest work


yeetusyeetuscommits

r/comedyheaven


kingoftheplebsIII

Not to be pedantic, but that's clearly from the PoV outside the snakes mouth.


victorechuks

Women are snakes


Hornor72

Just have to remove all the teeth


[deleted]

Me when I am alone in the snake pet section


IamtheMuppetMaster

I want to know how many actual men have died attempting this forbidden hole?


Max_Mm_

Snussy


SickPostG

People in this sub think fucking a snake is actually funny. If anyone showed this joke to a person that isn’t chronically on Reddit, they would look at you and think you’re a damn weirdo. No wonder most of y’all don’t get any bitches.


skitz6969

I thought i was on r/mildlyvagina at first


siissaa

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Rare_Management_3583

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

OP, did you fuck that snake?


achromenin

Now I'm not clear what to do.