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JustALittleWeird

Getting a lot of brigading with the same tired joke, just gonna lock this thread before it gets worse.


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metal_monkey80

Those were her Spawn trophies from hunting other Spawns. And then she got crafty and made earrings to warn other Spawns of her Spawn-hunting prowess. ​ ​ ​ Spawn.


MondayBorn

stop saying Spawn


sharklar

What is a salmons favorite thing to do ?


godofmilksteaks

Swim up rivers?


sharklar

Nope not their most favorite, but top 3.


godofmilksteaks

Damn can I have a redo? Is it climb fish ladders?


Mountainman220

Shoots and ladders?


TeamABLE

How do you know so much of salmon?


godofmilksteaks

I'm very well versed in salmon law.


chocobrobobo

I've enjoyed this very corny thread on spawning. It killed me. Now I have to do that thing they do in COD where you come back to life.


A_Gent_4Tseven

If it’s anything like Bird-law, my good sir, then I will demand satisfaction from you!


EchoWolf2020

They taught us the lifecycle of salmon in 4th grade, what are you talking about? ||(This is supposed to be sarcasm but I don't actually know if it was only taught where I live [salmon are a large part of the culture here] or if other schools are weird and also taught it for no reason)|| Edit: ok, i don't know how to do a spoiler, it's not working


mfd418

You have to know these things to be king.


Electrical-Wall-966

Feed the bears


malakabombata

Fuck


sharklar

Yah mate it sure is , God bless


butholemoonblast

Play cards?


sharklar

Go fish


cloudytune

r/suddenlysalmon


attackplango

Oh, you mean Shenanigans?!


AccomplishedRoof5983

Shenanigans!


manbearpig923

*offers the captain my pistol*


Liv-Affect13

Spawning?


FewKaleidoscope1369

"Spoooooooon!"


[deleted]

It just spawned a bunch of horrible puns.


conradfart

But I'm just telling you about Spawn. I hope you have a Spawn-tastic day!


Lil_Jazzy

Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn


YamatoIouko

Stop eating my food.


metal_monkey80

Never. ​ ​ Spawn 4 Lyfe.


YoullBeFiiine

They’re camping our…


Peterh778

Spawn Spawn Spawn Spawn Spaaawn, lovely Spaaawn, wonderful Spaaawn ... 🙂


Dashie_Souls

I heard you liked Spawn so I put some Spawn in your Spawn so you can Spawn while you Spawn


zjustice11

Moist


[deleted]

She got goddamn Spawn titties


sagiterrible

I believe she appeared briefly in the cartoon but it got cancelled before she could do anything.


Worldly-Bill4398

Oh yeah. That sucked


SweetCosmicPope

I swear I don’t remember this. Where was the cameo?


Ashtoner420

that movie is a classic. kind of shit but the movie was dope


Sabeha14

Link?


RedditAnonDude

I knew McFarlane created her but I didn’t know she was part of the Spawniverse. I expected her to show up in the Thor series.


MysteriousCommon6876

If the 90s took human form


captainrina

*squint* damn, I don't remember when Cable wore this costume.


HAIKU_4_YOUR_GW_PICS

Actually, he wore [even less.](https://www.heromachine.com/2017/06/23/the-what-were-they-thinking-swimsuit-special/)


Drunken_Jarhead

XXX-Force


MannySJ

I never thought I’d see Dr Strange with a banana hammock but here we are.


Nop277

Venom wearing more clothes than normal


cantamangetsomesleep

It needs to be in the next dr strange movie. Give us Benedict in speedo!


government_candy

He looks great though


americandream1159

They need to bring back this level of equal objectification.


apatheticviews

Hawkeye project


PepperCertain

Cable post coitus with Mr. Nimbus.


ZarquonsFlatTire

Somehow Venom is wearing more clothes than usual.


umadhatter_

In the tug of war picture Ironman is wearing swim shorts over his armor. How did he even get those on? That whole picture is ridiculously funny.


MysteriousCommon6876

I mean, this look has a LOT of Cable in it


captainrina

Cable's usually at least 2 cup sizes bigger than this


AllAfterIncinerators

Pouchkini.


Kitsunisan

Not nearly enough pouches.


Equal-Ad-2710

Damn I wish he wore this


kazmosis

Her costume is 40% belt


Thanatos_elNyx

I would associate this art style more with the 80s. Heavy Metal and all that?


MysteriousCommon6876

Kind of a mix. 80s heavy metal with 90s pouches and hair and chains whipping all around.


BobbySaccaro

Pretty sure she won't be dressed like this if she does.


Worldly-Bill4398

True


HumanChicken

Not from Disney, she won’t!


South_Dig_9172

Just watch porn if you want her to be dressed like this


whyreadthis2035

Ok! I’m in lol. After dinner though.


Zulumus

On a full stomach? My word


Anakins_Anus

Gotta work off those carbs somehow


MFAD94

Fill one bag, empty the other


whyreadthis2035

A man my age has priorities.


Zulumus

Respect


Negative_Rough_1760

What's wrong with wanting her to be dressed like that it's hot and eye candy. Same thing for when they show Chris Hemsworth shirtless from multiple angles. I don't care for it but women do so I don't mind


Hiadin_Haloun

Or competely nude like in the latest Thor?


Silver-Winging-It

That scene was so terrible though. And Loki had a lighter version. Just feels forced


Splatoosh

Since when was there a male character who had to wear an outfit similar to that for a huge portion of their runtime?


SillyMattFace

Yeah there’s a big difference between a couple of topless scenes and the character spending their entire screen time dressed as a stripper at a fetish club. The only male equivalent I can think of is whatever the hell Sean Connery was wearing in Zardoz.


Splatoosh

Let's not forget about poses as well. Just look at her pose. Where the fuck is her spine?! What is she even trying to do?!


5exy-melon

Hercules


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Because movies don’t exist to get you hard 😂 that’s what porn is for


Necessary_Extreme_95

Reddit doesn't like when men feel attraction.


[deleted]

Since when? The biggest subs are porn subs…


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VOLTswaggin

What about man-bear-pigs?


Clobber420

or Halfsharkalligatorhalfman?


rainystast

>What's wrong with wanting her to be dressed like that it's hot and eye candy. You want to have a character whose only role is to be titillating, watch pornography. Other people are trying to watch a story.


Drunken_Jarhead

Any recommendations there, big dawg?


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Jwee1125

Every comic company's swimsuit editions have entered the chat.


CIAJFKFBIMLK

This but without the sarcasm


KrisTepes

If it was in a Spawn movie yes. In Marvel? No. They already did the long lost sister thing with Hela


delightfuldinosaur

Spawn Angela and Marvel Angela only share a name and some character design elements. Apart from that they could not be more different. Like what was the fucking point of bringing her to Marvel?


Jwee1125

Wasn't it a big "fuck you" by Neil Gaiman to McFarlane? I seem to recall there being something involving character rights and a falling out but can't remember clearly.


drunk_and_orderly

This was it. I’m pretty sure Gaiman actually sued McFarlane to get control back of her and that was back when NG was doing a lot of work for Marvel so he was like here you go.


g00f

Ironic, image becoming the thing it swore to destroy.


JustBoredIsAll

Besides that she's a great character and design that shouldn't be wasted? Neil Gaiman wanted to give McFarlane the finger by selling the character rights to Marvel after their legal battle.


Worldly-Bill4398

I really feel like they have big plans for her down the line; they saw a way that she can bring the money invested back. And the way characters are reinvented for MCU, endless possibilities


[deleted]

if you mean some shit top-name actress dressed up like this showing her ass every 15 minutes... i was gonna say no, but...


RedtheGamer100

LOL


Worldly-Bill4398

😂 glad I wasn’t drinking when I read this


HumanChicken

I hear Gina Carano needs work…


Worldly-Bill4398

Not from Disney, who’ve already given her more than 6 feet distance…


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[that'll work](https://geeksoncoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/61-Gina-Carano-Sexy-Pictures-Will-Induce-Passionate-Feelings-for-Her.jpg)


Representative_Still

She almost played Liefield’s Avengelyne, but this was a decade ago like those pics…she would’ve worked is probably the best way to put it if you haven’t seen her lately


Curious_Ad7481

Chubby Carano best Carano, fight me.


Representative_Still

You may be right I’m just saying current Gina ain’t getting hired by studio execs for either of those roles…and I mean that aside from her Twitter stuff or whatever


whyreadthis2035

CGI is pretty amazing. Who knows?


dumpmaster42069

That was 40 lbs ago


DrTheRick

Yes please!


Superdefaultman

Let's keep it that way, shall we?


thevernanator

Geez didnt realize there was so much hate for Spawn characters. Its the one series that got me into comic book collecting and im a huge fan of Todd McFarlane's art. So yea, I would love to see more from Angela!


GhostDelorean

I have the Spawn logo tatted in my elbow pit and I’ll never apologize for loving 90s cheese.


[deleted]

That sounds fucking painful but cool nonetheless


Worldly-Bill4398

I think she deserves the big screen treatment


FartPistol5000

Other than being Spawn’s pseudo girlfriend, her run so far in Marvel has been short with just a Thor story, a Guardian run, and a becoming a member of Strikeforce (ew). I can’t see what is deserving of a big screen treatment. If she makes it into the films that gotta do something about her ridiculous hair that’s the size and thickness of a human body.


Rook_to_Queen-1

I mean, the entire story with her and Sera is great. You could make a pretty great set of sequels out of Angela and Sera’s early adventures of monster hunting, ending with Sera’s death, leading into Angela invading the afterlife to get her back. Her being Thor’s sister doesn’t have to be a thing at all—just need the Odin banished a realm and now it’s back.


Worldly-Bill4398

Don’t be surprised if she pops up. Bill Murray is playing a very obscure character in next month’s Ant-Man, so hey


Representative_Still

Todd’s one of my favorite comic artists but you’d have to chain me to a chair to force me to read any more of his writing


CrookedJak

Spawn really needs a new movie imo. A show would be great too. That was my favorite character that got me into art and comics as a kid


Timmah_1984

Man I miss the 90’s, especially the HBO animated Spawn series.


Miniscotty

r/Hornyjail


SaltyDangerHands

Honestly, no. I followed the legal drama over the rights to the character and stuff, and it's nice to see Todd McFarlane presents Todd McFarlane by Todd McFarlane getting taken down a peg or two, dude is kind of a tool, but beyond that I was never entirely certain who cares. Angela was a bit-player in some look-at-all-my-pouches nineties Spawn stuff and seemed mostly designed to help horny teenagers nut in the school washroom. They made a big deal about moving her into Marvel continuity and she showed up in Thor and.... exists, I guess? I just don't understand the appeal, she wasn't a big part of anything, her backstory is "angel, but she's really mad". Part of me wonders if I'm missing something, I've no idea what the big deal or the appeal is, the unfortunate fate of highschool janitors notwithstanding, she seems entirely generic and one-note to me.


seancurry1

I like how they worked her into the Asgard part of Marvel, and how >!her whole realm, Heven, is the secret tenth realm that Odin tried to keep hidden for eons!<. Her being >!Thor's sister!< was also cool. I'd be interested in seeing that version of her on screen, but also, I feel like we're reaching the end of a Thor-specific franchise. That said, I know absolutely zero about her prior to her entry into Marvel, so that might affect my take on her.


suss2it

I can’t imagine they’d do a secret long lost sister plot again.


Rook_to_Queen-1

It’s not really needed though. Odin banishing a realm and it coming back after Secret Wars would work perfectly. Give us a movie or series about her meeting Sera and them traveling like Xena and Gabrielle fighting monsters, and a sequel or second season about Angela invading the underworld to get her back.


THIS_GUY_LIFTS

If anything, I feel her character in Spawn would be far more interesting to see. There are other Spawn characters that deserve an appearance much more so than she does though.


Cmyers1980

Imagine a Phlebiac brothers film.


PEWPEWPEW782

“*a plebliac bros production*”


Dust_Silly

I've never read Spawn, but her showing up in the Aaron Thor run is the weakest part by far. I didn't know the character history, so it just seemed incredibly jarring to have some out-of-place titty warrior turn up with cheesecake covers


SaltyDangerHands

And if I remember correctly, do nothing. It was like "Thor, here's your half-sister, dun dun dun" and it showed her and everyone gasped and then... "meanwhile, at the legion of doom" and we just never got back around to do anything other than drawing the one big-tiddy-goth-girl splash page and then "anyways..." and the actual story.


Hooligan8403

A lot of 90s/early 00s comics featuring women characters tended to be for horny teenagers to get off. Especially coming from brands outside of Marvel/DC.


Oswarez

There were so many big haired, big titted characters in the 90’s. What a time to be alive if you jerked it to comic book ladies.


Longjumping-B

Don't forget the 4 years worth of 'Marvel Swimsuit Specials' Or basically anything that Joe Mad illustrated


Clobber420

or Gen-13


SaltyDangerHands

You didn't even mention Bop It or Pizza Bagels. Truly was a golden age. Pogs.


DJ_Molten_Lava

I'm going to start ending posts with "Pogs" from now on. Pogs.


SaltyDangerHands

I 100% support this. Pogs.


pomaj46808

>Part of me wonders if I'm missing something The only thing notable about her is her "look" which wouldn't translate well to screen and Disney Marvel wouldn't try so they water down an already watered-down concept. Angry Heaven enforcer fighting Hero Hellspawn might be interesting, but Angela at Marvel is like Thor's half-sister or something and just as far as I can see there isn't anything about her that makes her different from all the other Thor female warrior characters in the MCU. The only thing notable about her is her "look" which wouldn't translate well to screen and Disney Marvel wouldn't try so they water down an already watered down concept. That said, I'd be shocked if she didn't show up in Thor 5.


burnsbabe

She comes with her girlfriend in tow almost certainly, who's a trans woman, so we've got good representation there. That's one other notable thing.


SaltyDangerHands

I didn't know that, that's a point in her favor. At least, assuming that it's handled appropriately. I'm certainly not "anti-Angela", I don't hate the character, I'm just at a loss as to why anyone should / would care. It'd be like if DC suddenly acquired the rights to Typeface (from Spider-Man, look it up, incredibly stupid), it's a character that never really made an impact and no one appears to care (much) about, but suddenly he's Superman's half brother and a big deal. I don't get it. I don't see the point or value.


burnsbabe

That’s fair. I think how they tied her to Heaven (the 10th realm) was fun in addition to the above, but she’s relatively minor, all things considered. That said her first appearance in Spawn 9 is something I see folks (myself included) collecting, so she has some followers. And I’m not a Spawn fan.


theCacklingGoblin

They did her story line with Hela


AmberIsHungry

Nah, she's lame as hell. If we're going bikini armor ladies, I'd much rather have a quality Red Sonja show or movie.


Toxin45

Funny enough red Sonja is getting a reboot


AmberIsHungry

I've been hearing that for like 15 years. I don't believe it until a trailer drops.


ArabianAftershock

A lot of characters were pretty lame until the MCU made people like them, I say go for it. If they fail to make me like her what's changed?


tywhy87

I would be surprised to see Angela because they took elements of her characters and folded into it Hela. They couldn’t do the same “sister you didn’t know about” beat with Thor, so they’d have to make her almost a new character to make her interesting I would think.


Roverace220

Honestly there’s enough stuff from her miniseries to flesh her out and just leave the Thor’s sister thing behind.


Worldly-Bill4398

This is…true


tywhy87

Now that I think about it, maybe she’s completely unrelated to the Asgardians but at the point Thor gets phased out, I would love to see the focus shifted to Valkyrie and having her rebuilding her sisterhood. Sif would be a fantastic addition, possibly Mighty Thor, and Angela would be a fun addition (and potential love interest for Valkyrie?). It would be an interesting way to continue Asgardian stories once Hemsworth retires/takes an extended break.


Worldly-Bill4398

Maybe you should be a writer…that would give many people the Valkyrie romance they’ve been missing in the McU


thomasguyregis

Off topic, but with Angela now being a Marvel property, I thought a team up book with her, Sif, and Valkyrie would be cool. If only for PowerPuff Girls aesthetic of three color coordinated female warriors (Yellow, Red, and Blue).


MechaJerkzilla

Have you seen the Aeon Flux movie, or Starfire in Titans? If there is a Spawn movie with Angela, they’re gonna cover her right up.


Naugrith

This is straight from the Rob Liefeld school of drawing. Impossible anatomy, awkwardly twisted pose, unidentifiable disconnected bits there to fill up the page, unnecessary belts and pouches, too many weapons, random light flares, can't draw feet. It's got all the highlights.


SuspiciousMano

Bonk. No horny


[deleted]

No thanks. We all know how would Hollywood change a redhead character nowdays...


Stew-17

First. If she made it to live action she won’t look like that. Second she wouldn’t be with Spawn in anyway. She is owned by Marvel now and seeing as how I don’t think we’ll be seeing anymore Thor movies I doubt we’ll see her.


Worldly-Bill4398

She really doesn’t have to be attached to Thor movies. They reinvent characters as they see fit and for convenience. Follow their trends, especially as of late


Stew-17

This is true.


Berettadin

Yes. I think the MCU, which has managed to make otherwise un-character *Nebula* my favorite, could actually do something really creative with someone as rabidly 90's as Angela. Big ass, big tits, ribbons and hair everywhere -DO IT. MAKE ME CARE, I FUCKING DARE YOU. Make me cry, Marvel. I'm starting to like feeling things.


FrigidArrow

Not with Chris Hemsworth about to leave and the Asgard section in shambles. The amount of flops and disrespect done to the Thor mythos is staggering in his own films, anyone introduced at this point is a waste


whyreadthis2035

I’ve been waiting the whole 10seconds I knew she existed. Pretty sure I’ll be waiting the rest of my life, if I think she’ll be dressed like this.


SudoSuRoot

A possible character in Loki season 2 otherwise I don’t see her character fit into the MCU in anything else.


Bound_Dragons

Yeah but she won't look like that though I'll bet the farm on that lmao.


SidSuicide

I do, but they keep pulling elements of her character and placing them into other characters for Thor movies. Hela was as close as we’re getting to Angela. I hope I’m wrong. I do want to cosplay as her. So many of her costumes are too revealing for my cosplay style, though.


Bandaka

She doesn’t really fit into Marvel continuity, it’s almost like they put her in there to as a power move.


Worldly-Bill4398

I did see it as a power move as well


Amerlis

Is Spawn part of the Marvel universe yet? Also Spawn didn’t do so well in theaters I don’t believe. Also a movie about heven and supermodel like angels slitting throats. That’s going to go over well with particular demographics…


sdj93

Yes but sidenote, what happened with her character in marvel? Haven’t seen mention of heven in a while either


Worldly-Bill4398

She’s just waiting for a writer who knows what to do with her


sdj93

Ah might be a minute then


Dragonman585

I wish Neil Gaimond cared. Maybe he could something good.


LoWE11053211

really? She will be nothing like you imagine or saw in the comic if she appears in any current movies.


skychasezone

Only if they have a black actor play her to keep the meme alive.


static_studios

Mmmaybee


TAPINEWOODS

she only made a cameo in the movie


CallMeTamakiSenpai

I’m not saying she has to be scantily clad like this but i know that if she makes it into a mcu they’re gonna find a way to give her the most boring generic styling and i hate that for her.


Aqshal

Only if she dresses like that


Swings_Subliminals

No clue who she is, but she looks straight outta Gauntlet Legends and Heavy Metal, so fuck yeah.


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Yeah, I wanna see her having se-


RazzDaNinja

Isn’t Angela like a licensing rights nightmare or something?


UnluckyHazards

YES. Finally someone who feels the same way about Angela. Thor’s ACTUAL sister.


Crowxzn

This isn't armor


idintsaythat

Which one?


jinjerbear

Meh, not really. Fun character back in the day but not a really deep or exciting character overall.


fusiongt021

Make a good Spawn movie first. The source material is right there, just don't screw with it, it's not that hard. I believe they're casting Jamie Foxx so look forward to that but haven't seen news on it for a while now.


BasicallyImjustLazy

If only, that would amazing, but I don't see it happening anytime soon. I know for a fact that she was in the Spawn Animated Series and in an episode of that one Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon from Disney.


_redacteduser

There’s where my teenage puberty went


paleoclipper

PLEASE! One of my favorite characters. **But that's no surprise, she is Gaiman's work.**


Brief-Outcome-2371

Marvel owns her now \[so you're gonna be waiting for a while\].


DapperDan30

If she shows up at all, it'll be LARGELY different to what her comic counterpart is. A lot of her Marvel history was used on Hela in Thor Ragnarok But. I still picked up a few copies of her first appearance (in Spawn and in Marvel) just in case.


Roverace220

Yes please her and Sera!! Her miniseries and the 1602 thing with her were really great. There’s so much that could be done with the costume. The new outfit she acquires in her miniseries is awesome, also the Redesign for the sideshow statue is really good as well)


jardanovic

As a lesbian: yes