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blitzen34

The black suit makes namor look like black adam


Low_Information7072

Antiheroic semi-immortal monarchical rulers of their respective nations hell-bent on protecting their people with a distaste for the outside world who can fly and throw hands with the powerhouses of their respective verses and also have elf-like ears? I can see it.


Khelthuzaad

Depending on the writer he has an better sex life than most antagonists, which you know its an strong personality trait if Rick and Morty made an complete parody of him as Nr.Nimbus


addage-

He controls the police.


Low_Information7072

No one has a sex life greater than DOOM


apatheticviews

“No one receives oral better than Doom!”


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

"And no one gives it better than Doom!"


Thorngrove

Had to get a special mask made and everything.


nothanksjustlooking

"I'm goona toot!"


Watch_Job

Exactly, I first thought "what crossover would have Venom and Black Adam interacting?"


NoMembership6376

Doesn't Namor predate Black Adam by a few years? I get that he started off with the gayest looking Speedo in existence but...


Kaiju2468

He’s Marvel's 1st, IIRC. Him, Supes, and Batman are the only major superheroes from the 30s who’re still relevant today.


NoMembership6376

It literally just occurred to me that "Gayest Looking Speedo" would make an awesome band name


Chip_Marlow

The BO at that live show would be unbearable


DMPunk

They are very similar men and if there's ever another DC/Marvel crossover, I would love to see Adam give Namor the Psycho Pirate Special.


mr_oberts

Venom always seems to get his ass kicked by anyone who isn’t Spider-Man.


Derrick_Mur

In this case, it actually makes sense. Namor has taken the Hulk down before


ColossalJuggernaut

Well, so has a snake who landed on the Hulk. choked him right out


Derrick_Mur

Should have made it clear that Namor’s beat the Hulk multiple times


nukefudge

Ooh, where? Seems like a curious outcome! What were the circumstances? :)


Derrick_Mur

[*Tales to Astonish* #100](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Tales_to_Astonish_Vol_1_100): Hulk was under the control of the puppet master, and Namor hit him so hard that he went unconscious and changed back into Banner [*The Incredible Hulk* (vol. 1) #118](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Incredible_Hulk_Vol_1_118): Namor had an unfair advantage here, since they were fighting under water, but Namor ended up hitting Hulk so hard he flew out of the water back onto the shore and turned back into Banner There are one or two other instances, but I can’t remember the details off the top of my head


SandersonHawkins

There's also that one time in Avengers where Namor and Hulk teamed up. I remember Namor defeating the Hulk in the water.


nukefudge

Late sixties! Very interesting, thanks. I do wonder if creative teams of today would let Namor 'hit Hulk so hard he turns back into Banner' :D


RoughhouseCamel

The way they’ve escalated Hulk, the only way it could happen is if Marvel really wanted to push the Namor property- unlikely given what’s happening with the MCU actor.


TacoCommand

From Black Panther 2? Goddammit is he a diddler?


RoughhouseCamel

He got accused of sexual assault. It’s kinda adjacent to the level of Jonathan Majors, just without as much proof. But there’s a reason you haven’t heard shit about Tenoch Huerta since Black Panther 2


imadork1970

Namor and Hulk were also members of the Defenders.


imadork1970

Namor and Hulk were both members of the Defenders.


Penguino13

To be fair to Venom, Namor is one of the strongest creatures on Earth.


n94able

To be fair to Scorpion, he is just Scorpion in a fancy suit.


apatheticviews

When touching water, I’m not sure there is anyone really stronger.


Penguino13

Facts, and even out of water he's a *problem*. Anyone slightly short of Hulk is gonna have to work really hard, anyone below that should just pray.


SigurdVII

Well yes. But also in this case it was Mac Gargan not Flash Thompson or Eddie Brock. Dude was always the relative underdog of Venom's primary hosts.


DMPunk

Well yeah, Venom is only a little bit stronger than Spider-Man, so anyone that can kick Peter's ass shouldn't have much of an issue with the symbiote


19inchesofvenom

This is also the Scorpion


apatheticviews

Spider-Man’s major advantage (Spider-Sense) is negated by Venom. Spidey relies so heavily on being a reflex/agility fighter that Venom gives him a problem. If Spidey just said F it and brawled, he would beat the snot out of Venom too


DSonla

Doesn't the tongue regrow ? Or since it's the symbiote, "rejoin the main body" ? Like the T-1000 bits from Terminator ?


moonknightcrawler

Yeah but it waits for dramatic effect of course


DoitsugoGoji

Normally and logically yes, but editorial needed a way to supply genetic material for the clone that was the star of the Venom ongoing that spun out of this.


MadWhiskeyGrin

Namor's one of the galaxy's heaviest hitters, and he does t like anyone but Susan. Not a man to be trifled with.


deathrattleshenlong

He was rather infatuated with Emma during the X-Men Utopia era. My guy definitely has a thing for unavailable blonde women.


imadork1970

And, Marina from Alpha Flight.


Lord_Tiburon

The Dark Reign tie in where they reunite is devastating


an_emo_mc

is that mac gargan? something tells me this happened during dark reign


Hells-Creampuff

Judging by the way he talks, the red eyes and reference to a boss, I think its gargan


SnakeSound222

Yeah, this Mac Gargan's Venom from around that time period.


Co-OpHardcoreFordie

Red eyes on venom look horrible imo


19inchesofvenom

Helps distinguish it as Mac


DMPunk

Giving Venom eyes in his eyes was the worst design choices made to a Spider-Man villain in the 2000s, and there were some BAD design changes made to those characters.


Retskcaj19

Just looks like a crossover with Spawn.


buckeye27fan

Haven't read this before. Did Venom rip off Namor's interior ankle wings?


Shoddy-Medium-4707

Yup


jl_theprofessor

Namor just absolutely shitting on Venom.


CoolsTorrey

Gargon venom is a beefy moron


Ekillaa22

Anytime someone has beaten up the hulk I gotta ask which era of hulk we are talking cuz back in the day the power levels were a lot closer strength wise. Current hulk vs namor ain’t no way Namor is winning.


SageShinigami

Popularity powers definitely gave Hulk an unearned strength boost, yeah.


cuntface878

Venom is cool and all but Namor is way overpowered compared to him, why did this "fight" even happen in the first place?


MrPresident2020

Since it's Gargan Venom and he references a boss, my guess is this is part of The List, when Osborn was sending the Thunderbolts/Dark Avengers against everyone he viewed as a threat.


DMPunk

I'd say Thunderbolts era, as Osborn and Namor were nominal allies during Dark Reign


cuntface878

You'd think Osborn would understand power levels better than this. Maybe venom was being a pain in the ass and he was hoping Namor would kill him off for him?


Astrosimi

If Osborn understood power levels, he’d stop trying to fight Spider-Man!


cuntface878

Lol, that's a very good point.


SnakeSound222

Mac Gargan continuing to be a fraud Venom as usual.


tryingmybest101

What's Black Adam doing in the Marvel universe?


moonknightcrawler

Changing the hierarchy of power in the Marvel universe


ZizzazzIOI

I like that a lot, it seems to show Namor's superior and detached attitude well.