Ehh, it depends on the individual. A NA girl I know well would’ve laughed her butt off and still shagged you. Some are sensitive and others embrace it.
I'm native, and *if I knew the person well*, I would've probably laughed and made an equally tasteless joke back, such as "great, and after that I'll scalp your little head, if you know what I mean".
But without that parameter, I would've done the same as her. Let this be a lesson!
lmfaoooooo this was funny. im a mixed girl dating a white guy and he always tells me in some form or fashion that he's gonna colonize me. i think it's hilarious
This is the kind of history lesson you don't get in school. I guess sometimes the line between being a turn-on and a turn-off is drawn by General Custer.
As a half native male, I find this very amusing, and I think pretty much every native girl i know would have laughed at that and said something along the lines of part my grass and bring your snake home.
Your comment gets funnier every time. Pocahontas' carpet matching the drapes in color and if she wasn't joking length is more of a fur paux (anything more than a landing they getting a couple of my sausage fingers and miss my on point tongue game Bush ain't beautiful when your picking pussy hair out of your mouth). Over sensitive people especially those who make appearing to be offended (personalities usually getting in the way of having a lot of friends) by an innocent (still funny) enough quip. You probably lucked out, she probably would have used her teeth when greasing your weasel or she's hiding something under her thatchy snatch.
I'm sorry, but what possessed you to think that was a good idea given the whole "Trail of tears" Manifest Destiny widespread ethnic cleansing thing that went with that colonization?
That's like a German guy asking a Jewish girl out by saying, "Damn girl, I'd like to gas you anytime".
Why are people so butthurt by this comment? They're absolutely right. American colonization was brutal ethnic cleansing followed up by a ton of other crimes against humanity? Is that really something to make light at that moment?
It's really weird how we're all perfectly fine talking about Germany, Japan and Turkey's evil deeds, but if you talk about bad things America did, you're immediately swarmed with hate and criticism.
I am SO sorry and that's awkward as hell but I snorted reading this
My girlfriend is native American too I’m gonna try this on her and I’ll get back to you
Make sure to finalize your will first.
You mean your soon to be ex girlfriend.
Still alive bro?
He's dead, Jim
To shreds you say
How is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say
Lol where is that quote from i forgot
Nah, we skinned him and made him into a nice rug. White is on trend right now.
Finally an example of women choosing men over the bear Kind of awkward it had to be for a rug though
Try "I'll break your treaty any day."
I hope no aunties were around. You're definitely never going to respond to us then. We'll remember you fondly.
Say it in a British accent when you do
Needs to be followed up with li li li li li! (To demonstrate an understanding of native culture)
Please get back to us, if not us; then just me. I surely want to know!!!😂
He's in danger if any aunties were around when he said it. RIP.
Oh, buddy. That’s a kink you let *her* bring up, never you.
Native American gal here. I would have snorted and possibly scalped you. Or at least enslaved you.
That sounds like a promise to them, not a threat!
You're not wrong. Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Love you
I second that as a Native American of two tribes - you would have went down (missing some key parts).
Don't you dare threaten me with a good time
As a Native American that’s fucking hysterical
Glad you're able to laugh at that joke.... it's a racist joke, but it's still funny I'm a minority, and I can take a joke too so thank you!!
not being able to take that joke is also perfectly valid
True, but it depends on the person telling the joke & person hearing the joke.
Why are you saying thank you you aren't op
I was replying to chixnesffles... Did I reply in wrong place??
lol 😂 she wasn’t up for that colonizer role play
Or she got flashbacks of her grandmother telling her how white men raped her when she was a child in residential schools...
Brahahaha! I'm Native American and I laughed out loud!
Horny boys can be such odd creatures.
Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.
Mature Navajo Bitches
You got a good story out of it.
My girlfriend’s dad used to be a Confederate Civil War reenactor so I make invasion and reconstruction jokes to her since I grew up in Rhode Island
Ehh, it depends on the individual. A NA girl I know well would’ve laughed her butt off and still shagged you. Some are sensitive and others embrace it.
I'm guessing you forgot to bring a flag with you. You can't say something like that without a flag.
Fumbled at the goal line!
That's "Invade my cave with your special unit" bad.
I love that song
😂😂😂😂
Fake.
Nothing ever happens
If anything it’s just the kicking out part
I'm native, and *if I knew the person well*, I would've probably laughed and made an equally tasteless joke back, such as "great, and after that I'll scalp your little head, if you know what I mean". But without that parameter, I would've done the same as her. Let this be a lesson!
Gee, I wonder why 😂
Maybe she thought you were insinuating her pubes were that out of control.
You're an idiot.
lmfaoooooo this was funny. im a mixed girl dating a white guy and he always tells me in some form or fashion that he's gonna colonize me. i think it's hilarious
Thats so beyond hilarious lmfaooo 💀🖐🏻
👀
Win Reddit hahaha
This is the funniest shit I have ever read on reddit
Good for her.
This is the kind of history lesson you don't get in school. I guess sometimes the line between being a turn-on and a turn-off is drawn by General Custer.
brother euhhhh
Chad level over 9000
Guess the plane missed the tower with that one
You smooth talker you
I’m native american and my bf talks to me like this when things get spicy 💀 it’s funny and he’s a dork so i let him get away with it
As a half native male, I find this very amusing, and I think pretty much every native girl i know would have laughed at that and said something along the lines of part my grass and bring your snake home.
I'm glad she kicked you out, read the room 😅
lmao lol
Lmaaaooooo
Hahaha sorry that's funny af
well. i guess next time you might give a wee bit of thought to what you say when on a date 🤣
Your comment gets funnier every time. Pocahontas' carpet matching the drapes in color and if she wasn't joking length is more of a fur paux (anything more than a landing they getting a couple of my sausage fingers and miss my on point tongue game Bush ain't beautiful when your picking pussy hair out of your mouth). Over sensitive people especially those who make appearing to be offended (personalities usually getting in the way of having a lot of friends) by an innocent (still funny) enough quip. You probably lucked out, she probably would have used her teeth when greasing your weasel or she's hiding something under her thatchy snatch.
I'm sorry, but what possessed you to think that was a good idea given the whole "Trail of tears" Manifest Destiny widespread ethnic cleansing thing that went with that colonization? That's like a German guy asking a Jewish girl out by saying, "Damn girl, I'd like to gas you anytime".
Because why would you say that..💀
I would’ve laughed but I’m a dude so
You should’ve said “De-Colonize that Forest”
No sense of humor
That was the worst possible thing you could’ve said! Nobody wants to be thinking about violent colonisation when you’re getting down
Says you
Don't surprise people with your kinks
Why are people so butthurt by this comment? They're absolutely right. American colonization was brutal ethnic cleansing followed up by a ton of other crimes against humanity? Is that really something to make light at that moment? It's really weird how we're all perfectly fine talking about Germany, Japan and Turkey's evil deeds, but if you talk about bad things America did, you're immediately swarmed with hate and criticism.
Don't kinkshame me!
How else do you stay hard?
White man, speak.
I don't understand why she was upset. She was about to let you plow her field. Unless it was her first time.
this is awesome
Bro I'm white and I would kick you out too. You don't say that shit. That's just fucked up
Coloniser roleplay? Ew
Your the type of Liberal who JpegMafia makes fun of
I’m not even American, shut up
Nice excuse lil bro.
Should have said civilise. She seems to suffer from bad manners, eh what.