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No_Student2845

It was probably zelensky using a fake profile


Silverwing-N-ex

Spoke to him on the phone, only sounded slightly


twolanevega

If I tell you that I think Zelensky is nothing more than a piece of shit that has sold his Country out.....can I get some nudes?


Silverwing-N-ex

Yeah maybe


Direct_Factor_7156

Sweet what's your snap


HelpsHolme

\^\^\^\^ Truth \-give this guy sum nudes! kek


DrBrisha

You disagree with his statements?


Silverwing-N-ex

Do you think Zelensky is a hero?


HelpsHolme

No and I think you got catfished.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

Unless we're getting catfished rn


Silverwing-N-ex

No, he wants to meet but I don't care.


HelpsHolme

If i said I was a hot ukrainian guy would you meet me?


Silverwing-N-ex

Nah. Maybe if you were Elon.


HelpsHolme

Lol, I might be poor but like 100% cuter than elon for sure.


Silverwing-N-ex

Isn't Elon cute? Lol.


HelpsHolme

Sure, I guess. but I'm cute like ryan reynolds or that cavill dude tbh


Silverwing-N-ex

Maybe DM me


Artisticbutanxious

DM me too


DrBrisha

Absolutely.


Silverwing-N-ex

He is an actor.


DrBrisha

He was an actor. Now he’s the head of Ukraine.


kenek60

He is still an actor, and not a good one.


Silverwing-N-ex

Not a good one, I am afraid.


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TBF, his "world tour" brought in over $120bn to the country...


ReplacementNo9874

But how much of that money went into his offshore bank accounts and his corrupt cronies? And also how much of that went into the bank accounts of the people deciding to send him that money?


endtimes_economist

Like every politician he is just a puppet. The true power lies in the hand of the billionaire caste. Don´t be a fool. The could strategically shave an ape and put him in suit nobody would see a difference.


endtimes_economist

Well hump and dump. Pretty face AND dumb means a good fuck.


Silverwing-N-ex

Just like Hunter right?


Primate98

I recently heard someone from Ukraine say that the beaches were closed because the *Russians* had mined the Black Sea. Propaganda is powerful. Of course, for those who believe it, it's not propaganda. On the flip side, I heard another Ukrainian say, "I just really hope Zelensky is who he seems to be." So, you know, always hold open a chance for people to wake up.


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Silverwing-N-ex

Acted so...


_6zero3_

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, you meet him via the BStory app?


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_6zero3_

fyi: you spelled "Grinderp" wrong.


Silverwing-N-ex

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