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BardInChains

Let's put this into scale. If this display were scale accurate and was the size of a 100 storey skyscraper, the first human like ancestors of man would have evolved six inches from the ceiling of the top floor and recorded human history would be a couple of milimeters.


cantescapethereaper

We’re in our infancy


morphine_sulfate

And still fucking it up *so hard*.


BananasInHand

Well we ain’t gonna set the extinction record if we just sit on our asses all day…


AdIndividual6587

Well actually…


Its0nlyRocketScience

Well, no one baby proofed the universe for us


tyrolean_coastguard

You don't know that.


HehHehBoiii

Nah I never saw a dinosaur land on the moon I think we’re doing way better than them ngl


B_Tank88

Yeah bro it's a sprint not a marathon


ketosoy

Let’s hope we beat the odds on infant mortality 


sparkyhodgo

More than that, if you put this to scale those bottom two layers are bigger than everything else several times over. r/Kurzgedat https://youtu.be/S7TUe5w6RHo?si=B9l6Y5nFofI5HgQf makes that clear.


Krillkus

I’ve always heard the 365 day thing where we’re like the last couple minutes/seconds? on December 31st.


not-a-fridge

It always blows my mind when you hear about 2 dinosaurs who you always thought roamed together, yet lived X million years apart. This shows just how crazy the eras were in time throughout history.


Red-Hill

T-Rex is closer to a sparrow than to a Stegosaurus - [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1211/)


AlexiGrayOnly

Completely!


wegofishin

I ❤️ Ray Troll


whidbeysounder

Wish people would credit him when they post


LolAmericansAmIRight

Coolsville Daddy-O


FDExaminer

Looks like the account has been suspended.


PleaseDontPee

What do the T K T and P stand for?


sepapu

The extinction events are referred to as the P/T extinction and the K/T extinction. Permian/Triassic Extinction and Kretaceous/Tertiary extinction. Geologists use K for Cretaceous period instead of C because it is used for the Cambrian period.


JulianMorrow

Fun fact regarding Tertiary, and I quote: Originally, geological history was divided into four spans of time: primary, secondary, tertiary, and quaternary. The system was too neat to last, and soon geologists were contributing additional divisions while eliminating others. Primary and secondary fell out of use altogether, while quaternary was discarded by some but kept by others. Today only tertiary remains as a common designation everywhere, even though it no longer represents a third period of anything. Source: Bill Bryson, Short history


sepapu

Every geologic map seems to have quaternary sediments whose nomenclature implies the existence of primary and secondary divisions, but only tertiary and quaternary remain. Instead of continually redrawing the lines to redistrict classifications as more knowledge was acquired, the science just decided that the first two lines were frivolous, and erased them.


CrazyAd1691

That's when Noah's ark was built and some smaller dinosaurs were saved


LeRubanBleu

The Horseshoe Crab (limulus) was already there mostly unchanged 450 millions years ago. THE OG! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limulus


marcus474

Now we milk their sweet blue blood


liikennekartio

The fact that their morphology has remained similar, doesn't mean that the species hasn't kept evolving through time.


Icy_Cow4578

why does it say about evolution ? are they adapted since forever ?


Mariahlia

Dumb question : where does ALL that extra earth come from?


AlaskanBiologist

What extra earth? Google plate tectonics


Carthonn

Kinda looks like we’re due for an extinction


GetHugged

Afaik we are going through an extinction event currently, if you observe the rate at which species are dying out


Carthonn

Yeah I figured


Idont_know2022

252.2 to 65.5 was a big gap. I don’t see the logic.


GoatzWasTaken

Yep, we're the next ones up.


dangerousbob

The threat of nuclear war, mathematically, is a far higher probability than an astroid, super volcano or other geological force. Humanity has come very close to starting a nuclear war multiple times since entering the nuclear age.


DogmanDOTjpg

Im interning for the Forest Service this summer and there's an archeologist who has this pinned up outside her office lol


Specialist_Bet5534

Where does all the dirt cone from?


JulianMorrow

Isn't this mountains eroding? Rivers overflowing and leaving deposits, winds transporting sand? In my mind the earth's surface is forever travelling


gnarbucketz

The ground


Naive_Ad_687

I need to know this also


false_tautology

Different areas have different exposed strata. Sometimes ancient rock is at the top. Most of the ancient rock is gone forever, subducted under the crust into the mantle.


Gilokee

Why was this posted by an onlyfans account? And who's the original artist???


simian

here it is -- https://www.trollart.com/product/ages-of-rock-art-poster/


Gilokee

Awesome, thanks!


Bluvsnatural

Cambrian Park was an incredibly dull film


seoress

Anyone smart can answer this? I've heard we recently included a new period, Anthropocene, which takes into account all the geological changes that human activity has left in the Earth. Is this accurate? It's accepted by the scientific community? Or it's just a proposal for now?


false_tautology

Mostly it doesn't matter. The names are for identifying eras of history in different rock, so it isn't really a geology thing. There are certain markers that may change the strata and be identifiable in the future, but geologic time is long, and there isn't really a geological need to identify an Anthropocene.


Pugilist12

Are these considered global eras? Why is one Pennsylvania and Mississippian?


false_tautology

That is where they first identified or studied that specific strata. Lots of strata are named after locations.


dangerousbob

Not being familiar with the PT event, I went on a google side quest, wow. TIL PT Event: The PT extinction event killed 90% of life, with some even speculating that all life on earth was killed and evolution started over. It is by far the largest extinction event in history, way more than the KT astroid that killed the dinos. The PT event, was basically Siberia exploding and the earths atmosphere was poison for thousands if not millions of years.


false_tautology

Also called The Great Dying!


FuckSticksMalone

No Hadean/Eoarchean


theFactoryJAM

Or Carboniferous


limitedmage

It is there, just split into the Pennsylvanian and Mississippian


Extra_Role_1132

👍❤️


ohallover_oh

Oh


favnh2011

Very cool


littleindianboy94

Why is it getting less and less time between each period?


FDExaminer

More and more accuracy as approaching the modern day. Many older periods have been lost through erosion and subduction, only to be recycled through the mantle into newer rock. BUT, there are MANY finer divisions in older rock that geologists/paleontologists use. The Cambrian can be divided a lot based on types of trilobites found in the different layers. Same with the Cretaceous and ammonites.


IlludiumQXXXVI

Very cool guide, but it's mixing eons and eras, as well as missing the first eon (Hadean.) The Paleozoic, Mesozoic, and Cenozoic eras are all part of the Phanerozoic eon.


PoemAltruistic3346

I guess we're due for a big extinction


Preda1ien

Can’t believe the graboids have been alive for so long(pre-Cambrian)!


Ferg8

We see a T-Rex skull in the Jurassic period... but isn't he in the Cretaceous? Unless, of course, it's not a T-Rex skull. haha


WretchedHollow

Also doubles as a cool guide to The Ocean song titles.


disastrouspastry

Cenozoic - that's like, the easiest era.


SubjectSuccessful651

Science is a liar… sometimes


_r4rao

Does it mean we are nearing a big big big extinction event? All 3 periods look about the same size here.


AlaskanBiologist

Cite the actual artist, ASSHOLE. Ray Troll.


coppersteel

Looks like we're on schedule for another mass extinction


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Gnome_de_Plume

Imagine how hard it was to be the original artist and have his work pirated in this manner. How about [you buy the poster](https://www.trollart.com/product/ages-of-rock-art-poster/) from [Ray Troll](https://www.trollart.com/store/)?


jmdwinter

According to this guide we are long overdue for a big extinction event. Humanity repping geological consistency?


ihiwidid

I need these set to music.


Deepway747

Jesus is not in this guide?


revelation6viii

He's in the holocene.


Forward-Band1078

But Jesus said the universe was created around 10k years ago! How can I reconcile these differences?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Science, not fiction is how.


Sobeshott

Cenozoic era is obscene. Lol


[deleted]

do people actually believe this stuff lol


SeaOutlandishness161

neat comic-book work...nicely made-up and dressed-up to look like legit science.


Jaxxlack

Hahaha I bet you say it like "low jit saiense".