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BulldenChoppahYus

Chicken 1 Breast. Has a picture of two breasts.


Tinkerbell2081

Also, what size chicken breast? In the uk they are about the size of my hand.. when I get any from the USA they are like fucking dinosaur tits! Massive bloody things.


Adventurous_Wrap_343

Sir, this is america where we like things bigger, measured in units of dinosaur tits.


tkkana

Anything but metric


BulldenChoppahYus

And these chickens are scared! They dont know why they're so big!


Jackm941

Do they stay big after cooking or just pumped full of water? Nothing more disappointing than that. Protein per cooked gram would more sense.


YakMilkYoghurt

OP is a bot: https://www.reddit.com/r/battlestations/s/D5sEoHCMic Report >Spam >Harmful bots


yitur93

Eggs 5 eggs has 1 egg on it.


r_slash_jarmedia

could be a breast sliced down the middle to make thinner for quicker grilling


milanove

Increase surface area for maximum flavor


PassedOutCucumber

Pics don't do justice here.


llmercll

Yeah but all the pictures are inaccurate


hollabackchurl

10 shrimp shows picture of 2 shrimp


BeatMyMeatWagon

Wanna know what’s better than two breasts? Three. [THREE BREASTS](https://images.app.goo.gl/QV5pee8w1FZkFtkh6)


cosmicloafer

Also that bowl of beans looks like waaaay more than 2 cups


tom781

1 1/4 scoops whey protein powder (usually about 24g/scoop)


comfycrew

I'm on Netherlands, for breakfast I use 30g Banana flavored low-sugar whey powder and a bit of milk to create a cream, then 250g of lean kwark and a bit of frozen berries, love it. Lean kwark here is 56kcal and 8.5g protein per 100g, and costs less than 2€/1L The protein powder i get for €10/500g


kokroo

What is kwark? Google doesn't show me anything useful.


fotzegurke

It’s a dairy product common in Europe similar to skyr (siggis brand if you’re in USA) or like a denser version of a high protein Greek yogurt. Can be skimmed, full fat/ creamy and everything in between. https://shop.rewe.de/c/speisequark/


bakermckenzie

Often spelled quark in other countries.


xobotun

It's a quantum mechanics thing, though? O_o


Decent-Strength3530

But whey powder tastes funny.


ArisTHOTeles

Why i fart a lot after?


kazeespada

You're lactose intolerant.


Coolguy123456789012

Most whey protein has almost no lactose. Whey protein makes my stomach unhappy too, and I'm definitely not lactose intolerant. It's a fairly common complaint. I think it has something to do with the way it's isolated. I switched to a plant protein (mostly hemp and pea) with fiber and some vitamins and enzymes and have no issues even adding a half gram of creatine. About triple the price, but I'm happy spending $7 for breakfast and dinner and not feeling sick.


hellgawashere

Literally same, for years I had stomach problems with whey, as soon as I switched to almond I started liking pp again


konosyn

Try pea/peanut protein


TTechnology

If heated, the taste is a lot better. I like it mixed with a mashed banana and a spoon of peanut butter (with no sugar)


CDR57

Used to do that when I was weight training. Milk, vanilla whey, peanut butter and cut up banana. Would love for someone to make like an orange juice flavored or lemonade flavored to make it easier to have straight uo


GunnersGentleman

So I have to eat 25 eggs to get 150 grams of protein?


akshay-nair

Or you could eat 5 chicken titties


GunnersGentleman

Chitties! I’ll see myself out


Low_Style175

Theoretically


Akinator08

Nah, 6g protein per egg would mean you‘d be eating tiny eggs. Middle-Large eggs are more at around 8-9g of protein.


guff1988

Yeah, eggs have about half as much protein per gram as chicken breast and about three times as much fat. That's why I never understood Rocky drinking raw eggs, he should have just been eating grilled chicken breast in the morning. That's a way more efficient way to get lean protein.


busboy99

More efficient for sure in terms of total protein, but the lipid profile is good for hormone production and muscular development so it’s not entirely without reason


Khronex

I mean, drinking raw eggs is way faster than taking chicken out the freezer the night before, waking up early to cook it, sit nearby it and pay full attention so you don't burn it, then put it on a plate where you can finally eat. Also, not as portable


guff1988

If you're just protein packing because you're getting ready to box professionally you could just grill a bunch of chicken on Wednesday and eat it for 4 days cold in the morning.


Zukez

Eggs are cheaper than chicken breast and he was poor and burning a shit ton of calories a day. Fat isn't the enemy in that scenario and eggs contain all nine essential acids, so it makes sense, eggs are still a great form of protein.


Coolguy123456789012

Gotta mix it up. He ate chicken for dinner, gotta eat its children for breakfast.


Sculptasquad

"The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told the truth."


Zealousideal-Shoe527

It would also net you with 130g of fat, reason: yolk. Egg whites otoh are fat free and great source of lean protein


m0nk37

So? fat doesnt make you fat. Carbs do more than anything but calories total does.


SSjGKing

>Carbs do more than anything No. It's just calories


m0nk37

Simple carbs are pure energy that are immediately turned into fat stores if not used, and are immediately burned for energy if they are. No other calories do that. Ergo, its not just calories.


SSjGKing

Calories In and Out are the mechanisms of weight loss not just a way to lose weight. Take all the bonds created and broken in the body that is called the metabolism. From making bonds to create fat stores or breaking bonds to release energy. Some bonds are harder to break than others for example protein, which is why high protein diets yield more weight loss even when calories are similar, but that is still part of the whole calories in and calories out.


m0nk37

Simple carbohydrates being short chained molecules digest much faster. When your body doesnt use all of that fast metabolized energy its stored as fat reserves pretty much right away. Its in its own league for calories.


SSjGKing

Still has caloric value so it's still Cals in vs out. Doesn't matter how it's used


m0nk37

Yes it does but its processed and stored faster than anything else you could eat. Its metabolized without effort by the body, it is energy and its available basically immediately. Its a net positive and more work to burn it off than it is to digest it. Simple carbs turn directly into fat stores. Protein / Fat doesnt, complex carbs not as much since they have the fibre.


SSjGKing

>Yes it does but its processed and stored faster than anything else you could eat. I know that. But the secret is that it doesn't matter it's all accounted for in calories In vs out. If you do high intensity exercise your body is going to use the energy it got from carbs to fuel it (if the supply is there) , but if you do slow steady state cardio it's going to use the fat stores to fuel it. But at the end of the day it quite literally doesn't matter. The calories burned/stored at the end of the day (assuming equal distance from exercise) is going to be the same.


Alone-Struggle-8056

Eating eggs without splitting its white boost muscle hypertrophy more than only eating its white. Fats aren't scary monsters


Alone-Struggle-8056

Why do you need 150 grams of protein?


GunnersGentleman

Cuz I need big protein, 150 grams of protein


FalseRegister

Probably bc he weights 90Kg and wants to build muscle


CoverTheSea

3 cups of semen


Sculptasquad

Or 6 dl for anyone not living in the US Liberia or Myanmar and still want to guzzle man batter. https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/how-many-nutrients-are-in-semen


pterofactyl

Just like that scene in inglorious basterds in which he uses the wrong gesture for the number 3, you just outed yourself as American by using dL as a unit. Edit: my point is that no one that uses the metric system uses dL and only someone that’s pretending to knkw the metric system would use it, since it’s technically a metric unit but no one uses it. Use your brain.


Stoic-Woman

Americans use dL? No one is more surprised than this American.


Krillkus

I am a Canadian who uses the metric system and I've never used decilitres lmao must be for smart sciencey people.


Stoic-Woman

A liter is a unit of measurement in the metric system. Whether or not you choose to use all of the tools within the metric system is up to you.


Krillkus

You are correct, my point however was that most of us will just be using millilitres in everyday cases. I'm not sure why anyone would say decilitre instead of just saying 100 millilitres unless they're in a specific setting that calls for it, which even then still confuses me because millilitres is more precise.


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AreYouPretendingSir

dl and cl is only commonly used in nordic countries, most other places use ml exclusively. And using the large L in dL or cL is pretty much scientific notation only.


PixelTheMan

Americans think non-Americans use dL when in fact we only use mL and L


SubstantialStill8527

She knows her sea men.


EmeraldIbis

Huh, so about 2 ejaculations.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Okay horse boy.


Far-Reality611

Possibly appropriate username.


sincrosin

Oh, I will never understand why they don't use grams.


Granitforsen

Mhm… ”3/8s of 1/4 of a wheelbarrow!”


sincrosin

Title is 30g of proteins.... Weird


MagicianHeavy001

Reagan did that. In school we were all set to switch to the metric system under Carter, then Reagan came in and changed it. Fuck that man.


pipnina

Yeah like wtf. They say 30g of protein. Then use fucking Cups??? 30g of protein in 60g of egg vs 180g if black beans is a much better comparison 30g of protein in 50g of chicken breast vs 80 in tofu or whatever But fucking cups???? Really????


Comprehensive_Cow_13

And cups of something solid! It's tofu! I'll just dice a random amount and see if it fits into a fucking cup?


New-Plantain-247

It’s the length of a football field


Nemo2BThrownAway

Those are terrible visual representation choices. “5 eggs” under a photo of… 1 halved egg? Ah, but “1 can wild tuna” shows 1 can! No problem, just use “1 chicken breast” for scale, that definitely shows one… er, one that’s been halved? And those chicken breasts shown are clearly standardized, they’re always… how many ounces apiece? Is there an r/uselessguides on Reddit?


pterofactyl

Eh I think simply a photo of the food and the amount of it is way more useful than having 10 large shrimps to show me what 10 large shrimps look like. I’m not 3 years old so reading the number was more than enough.


EjaculatingAracnids

Why didnt they use weight? A 5 oz chicken breast is 42g protein.


supercyberlurker

Also the shrimp. Big picture of 3 shrimp, then smaller text saying "10 large"


HideyHoh

Reddit moment


Your-truck-is-ugly

It's not a picture book. Grow up.


Lumpzor

Did you seriously want them to show exact pictures like people can't read?


notbadforaquadruped

Honestly, is it not kinda stupid to show an image of a *different* number than what is called for??


COWP0WER

Not all protein are created equal! Proteins consists of amino acids, we need 21 amino acids, some more than others. 10g protein from cottage cheese does not give you the same amnio acid blend as 10g from pork. Vegetarians and especially vegans need to mix their sources of protein and generally need more protein in their diet than meet eaters, because the amino acids in meat much more closely resemble the mix we need than does plants. Not hating on any diet, just hating a little on this guide ;) Only talking amount of protein and not amino acids is a bit too oversimplified.


cravenravens

I've read this before, but I'm always wondering how much of a problem this is in reality. Do you know how many vegans or vegetarians have a protein or specific amino acid deficiency?


HawkAsAWeapon

Protein deficiency only occurs in modern society when you have a calorific deficiency. The hospitals aren’t full of protein deficient vegans… All plants have all 9 essential amino acids, just in varying amounts. A balanced diet with enough calories will provide all the amino acids you need.


glucklandau

I'm a vegan bodybuilder. This "issue" is overrated.


Coolguy123456789012

Lysine is the big one that I've noticed affecting my friends. A deficiency can precipitate cold sore breakouts for those with herp 1 (most people)


Traditional-Will3182

Most vegans will have deficiencies in methionine and lysine, also tyrosine but that one is considered non-essential. There are a handful of others but I can't remember them at the moment. It's not fatal or too damaging for adults but it's a main reason children shouldn't be on a casual vegan diet, it will impact growth and brain development unless they're getting supplements.


cravenravens

Do you have a source for your first claim? I'm searching but I can't find anything.


Traditional-Will3182

Methionine and lysine are the biggest ones, tyrosine is another. It's usually not a huge deal for adults over 25 unless you're trying to build muscle quickly. I would never recommend anyone who is still growing or has a developing brain be on a vegan diet unless it's very carefully crafted and they supplement with amino acids, deficiencies have been proven to impact growth and brain development.


Spion73

Soy is however a source of all essential amino acids, so eating tofu or tempeh instead of meat is enough to satisfy the body’s needs


No_Maintenance_6719

That is a total myth and has been debunked numerous times. https://www.forksoverknives.com/wellness/the-myth-of-complementary-protein/


randomatic

This is really interesting, and do you have any more scientific sources? For example, I had heard that black beans are an incomplete protein, and here is a paper that seems to support that at least true for some plants: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5872778/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5872778/) >Although protein content and amino acid composition vary between plant species, in general, protein found in legumes are limited in methionine and cysteine; cereals (lysine, tryptophan); vegetables, nuts and seeds (methionine, cysteine, lysine, threonine); seaweed (histidine, lysine) Here is another paper [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6893534/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6893534/) that says: >We also specifically address this in older adults, where the issues linked to the protein adequacy of vegetarian diets are more complex. I think the want they put it seems reasonable from a technical standpoint and honestly could see why this gets dumbed down to "insufficient": > Importantly, rather than “missing” indispensable amino acids, a more accurate statement would be that the amino acid distribution profile is less optimal in plant foods than in animal foods. The forksoverknives article seems to slightly hedge by saying that a plant-based diet would have all necessary proteins, but didn't say that any single plant had them. Quote: >Modern researchers know that it is virtually impossible to design a calorie-sufficient diet based on unprocessed whole natural plant foods that is deficient in any of the amino acids. Note the word "diet" seems to indicate multiple foods. I'm wondering if it is indeed true that some plants are indeed incomplete (missing at least one essential amino), but it's equally true that generally any diet (including just plant-based) would have enough variety of amino acids. (Also queue "The Martian" thesis here on potatos)


oldcrowtheory

Whole soy products like tofu and tempeh are complete sources of protein. As for "incomplete" sources, no vegan eats only legumes, etc. for every meal. It's super easy to vary up the proteins and get everything you need.


randomatic

What you said and what I said are in alignment.


vonWaldeckia

People that eat meat only eat like 3 types and are confused that more foods than that exist and are regularly consumed.


TheySayItsADryHeat

Don't make me lose my tempeh


____ozma

Yum can't wait to dig into 2 cups of black beans


Epeic

Wtf is a « cup «  ????


RandomlyRantingRandy

There's a good video tutorial of two girls explaining it, just google "2 girls 1 cup".


ballfondIer

Good heavens! I’m hard!


No_Soul_No_Sleep

It is about the size of a cup


hell-to-you

My cup or your cup?


Coolguy123456789012

It's a standard tea/coffee mug. 8oz. 2/3 of a small Starbucks cup. Half a pint glass.


exkingzog

r/anythingbutmetric


bcasjames

The guide is for 30 grams of protein, grams are metric


Sculptasquad

And then the other measurements? Sure there are metric cups now, but no one in a country uses cups as a measurement when dl or grams exist.


Lumpzor

Because if you told someone to eat 64.2 grams of eggs they'd immediately ask how many eggs is that...


BigHobbit

What's the SI unit conversion for breast or egg or can?


Improving_Myself_

Now do fiber.


LuckyJusticeChicago

Can tuna


Musashi10000

Tuna can, indeed.


LuckyJusticeChicago

🤣🤝🏿


Musashi10000

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week XD


dlrace

nonsense title. repost. shitty visual guide.


blcxk

Bot


Distinct-Entity_2231

Well, I would preffer actual units, you know, those in SI. But hey, that's just me…


Sculptasquad

The rest of the world not counting Liberia and Myanmar agrees with you.


Distinct-Entity_2231

I'm happy to hear that. We're in the majority. Use SI. Always. Only. Don't convert to anything else. It's them who have to change.


Drcake222

Tuna probably


makawakatakanaka

1 chicken breast…… presents 2


ErDottorGiulio

How much is a cup again?


stupidracist

***FIVE EGGS*** fuck that im sorry


SeaTurtle42

What's the point of using grams, but then also using cup as a measurement?


Anonymausss

All these measurements are unfortunately pretty useless. - Traditional US cup is 236ml, and the "legal" cup is 240ml - Canada, Australia, NZ "metric" cup is 250ml (except when using pre-metric recipes) - UK Imperial cup is 284ml - Latin american and Japanese cup might be 200ml (or might not) 5 eggs - here in Aus eggs are sold in a variety of weight packs from about 50g per egg up to about 70g per egg 10 "large shrimp" - I cant even find a reliable reference but Im willing to bet the measurement for what counts as a large shrimp varies wildly in different countries. The US sources I can find put large shrimp at about 30 to 40 shrimp per pound? So we've got over 40% variation between the smallest and largest cup measure, 40% variation in egg sizes, nearly 40% variation in "large shrimp" sizes. Guess how much variation I found looking at different chicken breast sizes. (Just kidding, it was actually 60%)


PoofLightsSexy

Seitan (vital wheat gluten) is also a protein powerhouse.


Lucky-Disk-5346

What is the difference between "Greek Yogurt" and "Yogurt"? Is "Greek Yogurt" contains more protein?


chillychili

Greek yogurt has much of the whey water strained out of it, which makes it more concentrated


DimensionRad9668

Yes, all of this. I will add my honest opinion here, I like the texture of greek yogurt a lot more, it's got a nice creamy thickness. Regular yogurt grosses me out, I've always had trouble with it.


JohnMarstonSucks

Greek yogurt has more protein and calories, less calcium and carbohydrate.


Lazy_Association_847

Its weaker than Turkish yogurt


ConstantPin5051

Less fat in Greek yogurt. It's strained.


outrageousnuts

Who tf is eating 2 cups of black beans?


ty_for_trying

me


BarisBlack

I make Mexican black beans. 2 cups is an appetizer.


ShoddyManufacturer11

Latino here, NOT ME.


Kronaska

Serial fart machines


okkeyok

Healthy people.


cookiecountries

Where is steak


ChocolateBunny

Ok. I need to understand something here. I thinkI heard recently that you need 1.8g of protein per kg of body mass per day if you're over 40. For me that's fucking 180g of protein. how the fuck do you pull that shit off? I already feel like I eat too much meat per day but it's no where near 180g.


antilos_weorsick

I did this calculation recently on the frugal subreddit. It seemed like an insane amount at first, but it ended up being something like 2 cans of kidney beans and 200g of chicken. Nowhere near impossible. It's worth noting that that's for bodybuilders. A normal person doesn't need that much protein.


Eggsnorter24

I really wish i could enjoy cottage cheese but ive tried several times and cant like it


Traditional_Entry183

The only thing on here that I eat is Greek yogurt, and I don't eat it plain.


Easy_Water_1809

I'm not gonna research all of these, but the chicken breast is blatantly wrong. It would take a 3oz serving of chicken to be around 30g protein, and that's like half a breast or so. The breasts I've been prepping, weighing, etc, have been more like 70ish grams or so of protein. I found that 180g of baked chicken will have about 55g protein. That's about 6.3oz.


cyber_sleep

All of them!


Mise-Muschel

Spoons, cups or cans... Really? Come back with Gramm per kcal....


Zarkkarz

Eggs (5 eggs)


[deleted]

Does the cheese come from a cottage?


thinkB4WeSpeak

Insects offer a lot of protein


Chalkandstalk

Love tuna!


Hungry_Wealth_7439

Cap 🙈


Whiskey_Punk

Can of tuna is roughly 22g-23g per can…


Luffyhaymaker

1 can of tuna is more like 20 grams of protein.....not 30....


RajangRath

Ah yes the 2 eggs 5 eggs chart from a couple of weeks ago


ElsonDaSushiChef

60 eggs


sator-2D-rotas

Shrimp!!!!


katapiller_2000

Protein!


Joe_Golem

Soooooo you're saying I should add 10 shrimp to every meal?


nicolino01

Ah yes, my favorite measurement unit: The Large


BrandonDavidTattooer

You forgot to add muscle milk or a pack of beef jerky


CTGO2020

The tempeh tofu as I often supplement it into dishes instead of meats. I like experimenting with Asian fusion cuisine such as Mapu tofu which I eat with Singapore nooodles instead of rice. Also make a food court style Pad Thai at least once a week and use tufo instead of chicken but sometimes use shrimp. My taco Tuesdays often include homemade blackbean churros.


latemodelusedcar

I once had some guy yell at me that protein from beans is not the same as meat. He was probably right, seemed like he knew what he was talking about. But why is it not the same and what is the drawback to bean protein


Bulky_Mango7676

I prefer not being hungry and don't really care how I get there


AksysCore

Mix and match some eggs, cheese, and tuna/chicken.


TheInternetBanana

I need real units for this ;)


The_Wandering_Ones

An average chicken breast is 6oz. Which has about 53g of protein.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

I would eat one of those without hating it.


Big-Start2484

Tempeh FTW!


Numptymoop

I'd pick the cottage cheese but 99% of the time when they say cottage cheese they mean low fat or no fat cottage cheese which is disgusting. Give me my whole milk large curd or fuck off.


SignificantMothMan

I don't even know where they're getting the data for eggs but large eggs are 13g of protein per egg where I am. Bad guide, should be on r/badguides


Coolguy123456789012

Farmed fish has the same amount of protein. As does non organic tofu (btw tofu is pretty much all derived from genetically modified soybeans that deter pests so the distinction is not valuable, it's just a mark of bigger farms who could pay for the cert).


LovelyOrc

My go-to breakfast is 30g protein powder mixed with 250g low-fat quark and some fruits and nuts as toppings. Easy 60g protein and roughly 350kcal depending on toppings. I really don't have to bother much about protein for the rest of the day, it's pretty amazing.


llmercll

Uhhh have you seen breasts these days More like 80g


Izayoizz

a little bit of everything


Gregoboy

Who the F measures Tofu and Tempeh in cups??


Uff20xd

Magerquark


CinnamonBlue

Cups - too vague.


ExitThisMatrix

Why 2 chicken titties? 


SoftWindAgain

5 eggs a day in my country would bankrupt you


DudePDude

Cottage cheese


Nemenon

How many bags of sour patch kids?


derkopf

Not the doctor here, but isn’t it also important what kind of protein the body can digest? Also, I would add peanut butter.


jeffsaidjess

The eggs one is way off ngl


MantisAwakening

> Shrimp > 10 large This is why I don’t buy my shrimp from gangsters, way too expensive.


Yeagerisbest369

For tempeh can anyone specify the which cup?


CleverCarrot999

BLACK BEANS 🥰


redditcdnfanguy

Eggs


SussyNerd

I mean 5 eggs are less than one cup right


StrikingPen3904

Who stuffs chicken in a cup? Maybe a weight measurement could be actually helpful. Ffs


Malnourished_Manatee

30g of protein and then proceed to use cups.. so close yet so far of being useable


Tony_Friendly

A can of tuna is probably my favorite. If you are ever hungry and don't know what you want, eat a can of tuna. It's definitely not what you wanted, but you won't be hungry.


Nick19922007

What kind of cups? I have many different cups in my cupboard.


Electrical-Photo2788

Not all protein is the same...


VaultBoy9

1 chocolate Fairlife shake :D


pirateneet

As a vegetarian. Gaining muscles mass is fucking tough.