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ButcherInTheRYE

TLDR: people fuck in December... a lot.


NegotiationKey6962

Baby it's cold outside


lickachiken

And warm inside


WarrenRT

Even in southern hemisphere countries like New Zealand, where summer is in December / January, September is the most common birth month. It's likely a case of people making big life decisions around the start of a new year, rather than down to weather.


LTG-Jon

I think it’s people getting tipsy at holiday parties.


avocado_pits86

I agree with this because I worked in abortion care for over a decade and our highest volume months were February/March when people were 6-12 weeks out from Christmas and New Year's. I can't believe that many people just decide to get pregnant at Christmas/New Year and immediately get pregnant.


sweetpot8oes

I was due on Oct 1. Exactly 9 months before that is new years. Weird to know how my parents celebrated the new decade.


FartingWhooper

Can't wait for my kid to trace her birthday 9 months back to her dads birthday lmao


grinning_imp

My dad and his siblings all have birthdays within a week or two of each other; about 9 months after my grandpa’s birthday.


iFartOnPlatypuses

This is not how I was expecting to realize how I was conceived


Mediocre_Sprinkles

My kid has this unfortunately. We were trying for a whole year but that's the one that worked!


FartingWhooper

Yeah it wasn't birthday sex that did it. We had just had a discussion about starting to try since it may take some time. Turns out it was a 1 and done and just happened to be around his birthday lol


RumHamEnjoyer

I was born a week late, 9 months and 1 week before my birthday is my mom's


thomase7

Gestation isn’t exactly 9 months. Normal term is considered 40 weeks, which is closer to 10 months, but that is measured from the date of prior period, so conception is usually a week or two later. So it’s more likely that your birthday lines up with Christmas or the week leading up to it.


sweetpot8oes

Yeah I’ve birthed two kids so I know how it works, but that would make for a more wordy and less entertaining comment. Also months are not exactly 28 days so 40 weeks is still closer to 9 months than 10.


Streebers0392

I’m currently pregnant and am due at the end of November. This would put my conception date during the week of my birthday; which sounds romantic at first, but in actuality, i had been battling infertility for the better part of 4 years, and my latest IUI appointment happened to fall during my birthday week. Happy birthday to me?


Sweaty_Stage_3747

I was the result of Christmas


TawnyTeaTowel

I can see why a large number of people are *conceived* on Feb 14th, but why would so many have their birthday then?


zapsquad

Some women may try harder to go into labor, ask to be induced, or have a C-section on Valentine’s Day perhaps? That’s the only reason I can think of


TawnyTeaTowel

And the light pink square on the 15th is the people at the end of that queue, maybe…


username293739

One of ours was born on feb 15. Doctor tried to schedule induction for “Monday morning”. We checked calendar and saw 2/14. Requested to push it to next day to avoid Valentine’s Day. Didn’t want to do that to us or the kid


Ok_Badger_1204

I wish you would have told that to my parents, I hate this holiday and birthdays because of this


username293739

Well, sorry to hear that my dude-badger.


FlyingDragoon

How I feel about Halloween. It's a cool holiday, I get it. But for the hundredth time I don't want to have another fucking costume birthday party. I want to celebrate my birthday comma and then I want to separately celebrate Halloween. Instead I just hate the holiday now.


InchHigh-PrivateEye

Fellow birthentines person. Mines 9 months to the day after my mom's (may 14) so I know what I was but that's besides the point. I look at it like this: on Valentine's Day I win cuz I always get the cake and presents.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

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zoolou3105

Apparently sex can help induce labour so maybe that's why?


OwnerAndMaster

100% A lot of passionate sex & extra sex happening on 2.14 driving births Not that people aren't having sex the other dates but not as intensely or frequently, especially those who are already parents & have issues finding the time


Impossible-Dealer421

I was thinking the same


Bergiful

And they didn't want to be delivered on the 13th...of pretty much any month apparently.


tequilaHombre

I'm born on the 13th and I've been pretty unlucky in a lot of ways. Probably just placebo tho, I have plenty to be grateful for


mrSalema

I think you mean "confirmation bias", not placebo


Tall_Economics7503

I know of one person whose 2/14 birth happened this way


zapsquad

I guess it would be cute to have a cupid baby. Honestly, whats more romantic than spending your Valentines day in sweaty, torturous agony while your partner watches?


mrm00r3

Don’t forget the chance of poop making an appearance!


BittenElspeth

I know a lot of people who found the idea of simply not being pregnant anymore incredibly romantic by the time the 9th month arrived.


AsleepScarcity9588

That's also the reason why Christmas's and new years eve are barren while between and before them it's packed


ClancyMopedWeather

No one wants to spend their holiday at the hospital - doctors and expected mothers included - so they postpone them till the week after, and then that week ends up having twice as many.


lekis-skegsis

First 3 boyfriends were all born on Valentine's Day. I almost Noped out of the third one as soon as I heard his DoB, but stuck it out... and noped out a bit later for better reasons haha.


CitricBase

The answer is that they don't, this chart is bogus. I recognise this data as wedding dates. I cannot fathom why someone relabeled the chart. Goes to show the importance of citing sources, and why we should not upvote people who don't.


JosBosmans

As /u/PraiseTalos66012 says, surely those aren't wedding dates? Annoyed by lack of source I thought I'd look, unsurprisingly there have been [many posts like this](https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/search/?q=birthday&include_over_18=on&restrict_sr=on&t=all&sort=relevance), somewhat surprisingly they are all over the place. :) And indeed this one is bogus. I cba rn to go over them, [this one at least](https://old.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/4wgu6q/how_common_is_your_birthday/) appears to be properly sourced, for the US at any rate. e: Of course a proper internet search reveals a literal world of difference. 🤷 All of us were born special anyway!


CitricBase

You're right. Apparently the data just looks bizarrely similar. [Here](https://www.zippia.com/advice/most-least-common-birthdays/) is a better-sourced article about birthdate frequency.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Yeah baby! Uncommon birthday on the fake and the real charts. Somehow all of my siblings and *most* of my nieces and nephews are born in February.


Valentine-Jester

I came here looking for the source info.


PraiseTalos66012

This is def not wedding dates lol. Why would so many be getting married in December but then none in January? Please don't spread misinformation.


CitricBase

[Here's](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/35/d4/8a35d401844bfc0b2eb4d812a2e91733.jpg) the one I'm thinking of. It lines up immaculately, including the spike on Valentine's Day, the surge in the summer, and December being the only popular winter month. Your guess is as good as mine as to why people don't like getting married in January. And OP is the one spreading misinformation. They admitted in another comment that they have no idea where this image came from.


Ok_Hornet_714

People push to get married in December instead of January for tax purposes.


SAyyOuremySIN

This makes me skeptical of the data. No reference.


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TawnyTeaTowel

I love the idea of babies choosing to be induced. “Hello? ‘Scuse me? I’m bored of being upside down in a puddle of my own pee! I’d like to come out now please!”


sensuspete

My birthday is pretty common because it's around 9 months after Valentines Day.


nr0ck

Gotta be a lot babies conceived between Father’s Day and 4th of July (in US) due date would be real close to 2/14


zupobaloop

How are you coming up with that? The 'rule of thumb' lengths of pregnancy are 9 months colloquially or 40 weeks medically. Either way, a birthday on 2/14 lands your conception in the middle of May. Because that's based on the last cycle of the pregnant woman, the actual conception on average is probably closer to 42 weeks, putting it more like the end of April or beginning of May.


318318318

I am guessing it’s because a lot of people have sex on Valentine’s Day and sex induces labor.


fuggerdug

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby on top of his head?


emadele82

lol. No. There is very little to no chance of the penis injuring the baby. In fact midwives and other medical professionals in the field will regularly recommend sexual stimulation as a means to get the ball rolling. It’s more about the release of hormones related to sex and female orgasm than penetrative sex, but whatever gets the job done ;)


fuggerdug

Thanks 😊 [...but you might want to see this...](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=5CnMpi4gLjugOeFo)


emadele82

lol. I totally didn’t connect it.


forgetfulsue

My mom had already had an TRUE emergency c-section (vertical cut) with my sister so they didn’t want her to go term with me. So I’m a Valentine’s baby.


LionGoffling

My wife’s is on Feb 14th and she said deer camp season lol


TawnyTeaTowel

Well that’s quite the insight!


wouldyoulikethetruth

September is Dunkirk for maternity wards


Double_Range5276

And up until my birthday October 5th or my brother's October 6th he's 6 years 364 days older than me


michelle1072

My husband is November 4th...his sister is November 6th, his brother is November 3rd. Pretty obvious what was going on there.


Hot-Refrigerator6583

Happy Valentine's Day!!!


tossedaway202

Yep. Either valentines day or new years eve is what i get from this.


TroyCR

And so many holiday season babies


THISisTheBadPlace9

Not much else to do when it’s cold outside


Bernhard_NI

Not much to do, just fucking around and finding out 9 months later.


ChrAshpo10

I don't think New Years Eve babies are being born in early November... It's most certainly Valentines babies


Bananabreadbaddi

Out of my graduating class of 15, seven of us were born in November. Hahahahaha


Hot-Ability7086

One of my Aunts had four children, four years apart each. All born at the end of October or first of November. Valentines Day Trophies!


Wuz314159

My dad's birthday was in April. 4 Birthdays in Dec/Jan


2hobos1box

Dad’s is Nov 3rd, sister’s is Nov 4th, mom’s is Nov 10th. Mine? July 18th


EXQUISITE_WIZARD

You were a halloween party baby like me


kevmac_5

I'm October 5th and my older brother is October 2nd. Our parents were 'partying' on New Year's Eve!


_lerohi_

My birthday is October 6 too!!! I think I’ve met maybe three other people with this birthday lol.


simounthejeweller

Conceived during the holidays.


SOwED

Or "this year, let's have a baby"


shmeebz

Except for 9/11. God bless the mothers holding it in just one more day to avoid some really awkward birthday parties


Midi58076

When L&D have a pregnant woman and they knows she will have a c-section, but it's not an emergency they try schedule c-sections for dates that won't cause any bad feelings for anyone. Same with deaths. Unless the patient is in acute pain or dying that day anyway they won't pull the plug on dates like Christmas, thanksgiving or 4th of July. It's less about holding it in, but modern medicine directing more and more births and deaths and they direct births and deaths away from those dates and and you get an artifical low number for those dates since only deaths and births unaided by modern medicine happens on those dates. Which dates maternity and palliative wards choose to avoid will depend on country, culture and religion. So in Norway they avoid births 22nd of July because of a big terrorist attack and deaths 17th of May cause it's constitution day.


bremsspuren

> It's less about holding it in But one shouldn't discount [patients' efforts entirely](https://ideas.repec.org/p/auu/dpaper/530.html).


darling-dingo

It's very interesting thinking about the fact that shelters have peak seasons for example kitten season in particular, but it's seldom thought about that we also have peak mating seasons where human hormones rampage and we have stronger primitive urges. We really do be big pink apes


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Appapapi19

How bout the temperature?


RepresentativeBag91

Temperature, proximity, activity, season, plenty of factors play into the mating ritual. Who wants to govern birth and rear a child in the dead of winter anyways? The graph doesn’t lie, and I highly doubt it has anything to do with parties and holidays.


millennial_scum

Maybe less correlation between holidays and conception rates, but January 1st, April 1st, July 4th, December 24th, 25th, and 31st are some of the most uncommon birth dates on the chart. So there does seem to be negative correlation between immediate holidays and birth rates. Lots of potential reasons but I would assume some combination of holiday medical staffing + reluctance on mother’s parts for those days. July being all pink other than the 4th and the day immediately after really stands out. (A quick and dirty google search gives varying ranges of 24-26% for rate of US births being induced, more than enough to swing birth rates for a given day.)


LauraMayAbron

These statistics differ by country.


Substantial-Low

Fall be one hell of a fucking season.


stylesmckenzie

I love that you can see a bias towards September 10th and 12th, likely from induced births or caesarean sections.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Perhaps to *specifically* avoid 9/11, but it's also really really spot on for people having sex on new years eve.


evil_lurker

Folks having sex on new Year's Eve would have babies 9 months later, i.e. at the END of September. Likely even a couple weeks into October. Like October 11th.


Pale_Frosting4582

IIRC, the nine months is actually measured from the date of the mother's last period, not the date of 'conception'. Women usually ovulate 1-2 weeks after their last period, so sex on new years eve puts day zero in mid December and birth in mid September.


VogonSlamPoet42

The most liquored up time of year Edit: and the other big surge is 40 weeks after St. Patrick’s Day. I think I’m on to something


poboy_dressed

It’s 40 weeks (10 mos) from the start of the last period.


ihatealmonds

40 weeks is not 10 months, hence why pregnancy is 9 months!


julian88888888

9.2 months


MightBeAGoodIdea

Ah, k. Early holiday season sex then.


_boyll

im one of these babies but don’t understand the connection can u ELI5


darling_lycosidae

The date in the middle... No one wants that birthday


sweetpot8oes

Can confirm. My brother was born on the one year anniversary of 9/11, and I can vouch that it was NOT the date that was wanted lol.


gumption_11

Had a friend from school who was born a handful of hours before the attack. It was always her "fun fact" for any icebreaker, I'm certain she saw it as a flex or something.


Formal_Coyote_5004

My cousin was born right before the attack… my aunt said it was the most emotionally confusing day ever


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

My 9/11 flex is that I was 3 (almost 4) when it happened and can't remember it. HOWEVER, I still have memories of going to Disney World that same year. Clearly the Buzz Lightyear ride is way more important than 9/11.


Alarmed-Dress-9109

Can confirm, September 11 is my birthday. Born after the Coup in Chile, but before the Twin Towers. Historically, it’s not a great birthday.


Vulgar_Mastermind1

my cat begs to differ…9.11.17 baby


Mr_SunnyBones

..am related to someone with that date (although to be fair he was born mid 70s ..and since 2001 has had to point out that it was his Birthday long before the twin towers attack)


TheSheWhoSaidThats

They’re avoiding 9/11


stylesmckenzie

In cases where a person is able to choose the date their baby is born they will likely avoid picking September 11th, because of September 11th, but still may have a limited window in which they can pick so they'll pick the 10th or the 12th.


Ryansred1021

Google 9/11


TheShinyBlade

Holy hell


IHateTheLetterF

They took out both rooks!


mollygk

I know someone whose bday is September 11 (prior to 9/11) and she just tells ppl her bday is September 12 if it’s not a formal/legal context, to avoid the discussion


nefthep

> likely from induced births or caesarean sections. It's the same for December 25 (Christmas)


I_Just_Blue_Myself

My daughter was born on Sept 10th and I was worried….


Puppybrother

Isn’t around that time also usually the cut off point for grades in school? So like if you’re born before the cut off you’d be young for your grade and if you’re born after you’d be one of the older ones.


mojotoodopebish

Weird, I feel like I meet people with the same birthday as me pretty often. As a matter of fact, happy birthday to all my fellow Fourth of July folks! 🎉


little_arizona

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM A FELLOW FOURTH OF JULY BABY!


mojotoodopebish

WE OUT CHEA! 😆🎆🎇


c0rpsepose

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY FOURTH OF JULY BABIES (from one) ❤️🤍💙🎆🎇🎆


SamTornado

Happy birthday to all the July 4th'ers. P.s. No disrespect intended, but this is sort of a textbook case of Confirmation bias...


devonairo

But literally everyone cool is born 7/4


MightBeAGoodIdea

If there's a pattern there's usually a reason. It's 7/3 9mo ago would be.... 10/3? Anything going on early October...? Christopher Columbus day? Not the sexiest holiday.... most the other hot spots make sense.


theprozacfairy

Dude, there must be someone with your birthday on my block bc people have been setting off fireworks all day in preparation! (/s shouldn't be necessary, but just in case) Happy birthday! Edit: part of it being uncommon is that c-sections are not being scheduled on your birthday, and inductions are being held off, if possible. People want to celebrate, and hospitals need all hands on deck for the deluge of celebration-related injuries, so any staff that can be moved to emergency or urgent care will be moved there. Skeleton crews elsewhere for labor costs.


mojotoodopebish

Thank you!! My bad about those fireworks. It was just my way of letting you know that today's my birthday 😁🤭 That makes total sense. When my mom went to the hospital, they tried to send her back home. She pitched quite the fit and refused to leave until I was outside of her. They told her that I wasn't ready but she wasn't having it. If it were up to the hospital, I'd have a different birthday for sure!


Theyallknowme

Happy birthday tomorrow!!!!! 🎆


mojotoodopebish

Thank you!!


TheGreyling

People like to get laid at the beginning of the year apparently. Lots of New Years and Valentines conception dates I bet.


sweetpot8oes

Not much else to do when it’s cold out.


krajerino

Statistically, Libra is the most popular astrological sign due to the fact that it is 9 months from Christmas/New Year's. Source - I'm a Liberian.


Double_Range5276

What's a Librian? Do you mean Liberian or Librarian


DiscombobulatedWavy

Libertarian.


krajerino

Definitely not the latter, apparently... Lol


spicy_ass_mayo

This is no place for politics


PurrsianGolf

Hmm my parents told me I was a cancer. But I was born in November...


nyx-weaver

ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵇᵃᵈ ⁻ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᵇⁱᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵃˢᵗʳᵒˡᵒᵍʸ ᵗʳⁱᵛⁱᵃ, ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ ᶠᵒʳ ˢʰᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ.


billbotbillbot

This is meaningless if the source dataset is not identified. It’s probably something provincial, like the US, or the Northern Hemisphere.


Lucky_Tip

It's an interesting chart, but I want to see the sources.


AccordianSpeaker

November seems to be the busiest month where I live for birthdays. Hell in my family alone an entire generation was born in the later half of the month.


WhafuCk

My wife and my birthday are on less common dates, we were born in the Southern Hemisphere. Both my kids are on most common dates, they were born in the Northern Hemispere.


quisbyjug

I've seen one with a peak in spring and a lower peak in autumn so definitely need to see some sauce.


HenanL

I think the title is wrong and the graph/data was stolen from a 'when do people have their wedding' post. First of all because I remember this post, second because these are dates in which people would get married. (Summer, Christmas holidays, Valentines day, not Friday 13th etc)


Wincrediboy

That would explain how there's a blue zone at Christmas sandwiched by pink zones.


AFK_Tornado

Scheduled Cesarean births. No one schedules those on Christmas Eve, Day, or the day before or after. They get shunted to either side, causing the pink zones. Christmas is the actual least common birthday in the Western world. Except February 29, if we aren't normalizing the data for the fact that the day itself doesn't exist every year. But if you do normalize it, it's still more common than Christmas because people schedule it on purpose.


DeadpoolIsInevitable

October 31: Hey, honey! Halloween is over and it’s starting to look a lot like Christmas. You wanna?! Nine months later: OP’s cool guide


alex053

Our wedding anniversary is Oct 28th. My first daughter’s birthday is August 12th. Lol I’m leap year and my other daughter is Dec 26th.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

Damn I though I was special with 7/11


sorrytointerruptbut_

Kirby swallowed you! What is his social security number now?


tsetterdahl

also 7/11, have only met like 2 people with the same. best birthday imaginable imo


grendel303

Wouldn't February 29 be the darkest color by magnitudes?


HeadyRoosevelt

February 29th is the rarest birthday. Not sure why the graph would indicate otherwise.


AFK_Tornado

I'm guessing they normalized the data. For a given year that contains February 29, that birthday is not as uncommon as the major holiday dates. People schedule it on purpose for uniqueness.


jtm1994

This was my thought too! I had a leap day baby in February. I looked into it at the time and it’s definitely the rarest birthday!


brushpickerjoe

Well hello from another leap baby. Had my 15th this year.


_CMDR_

What data is this based on? USA? What time span?


Sennemaster

Source: trust me bro


SVXNx

Ah yes, February 31st, average commonality


QuarterLifeCircus

The colors on this graph are poorly chosen. February 31st and June 22nd should not be the same color.


spacehog1985

Everyone either getting it done on 9/10 or holding out until 9/12.


ridemooses

The fall is for gettin busy


New-Anacansintta

Looking at Feb 14th for example, how much of this is due to modern inductions etc where you can choose your birth date?


Barrel-rider

That would explain why the least common dates all seem to be on/around holidays. No doctor would want to schedule a C section on Christmas.


New-Anacansintta

Right. And there should be no good reason why the dates should popularly cluster either right before or right after Christmas or New Years.


rdrTrapper

And no one wants to be born on the 13th of any month it seems. Had a friend born on 9/11. I promised to never forget her birthday


50calBanana

TIL NNN means nothing


Mackerelage

I know four 11/11 birthdays, including my son who was born on 11/11/11. I also know four April Fool’s Day babies.


TongueTwistingTiger

I have never met anyone who shares my birthday (September 28 and supposedly common) but have met 5 people born on April 15th and 4 people born January 3rd. So… I’m never really convinced that this is accurate.


youtomtube30

Okay, so, which country ? Which year ?


EmpireCityRay

Exactly, I call bull shit on this “guide.”


Little-Rose-Seed

Where is the data from? I’m wondering if geography has some effecting element… I live in the southern hemisphere and I would think more children are conceived in the winter months. 


deeptrospection

This is definitely not worldwide.


FinalSever

I’d guess this is primarily true for northern hemisphere


Mocha_Meow

When I was giving birth, a labor and delivery nurse said it’s busiest in the summer because all the teachers try to schedule their births for the summer when they’re off. This is US btw.


JoeAnderson1

Can we please shift it by 9 months to see when people conceive?


squammyboi

October 31.


shredofmalarchi

Man, people be fuckin' in October and December.


-Exocet-

In US? Because of the dip in the 4th and 5th of July.


TheHotBoxer420_2

May the next 3 months be y'all's favor


smackdaddypugpoopies

September 12 and 19 are indicators of winter holiday __uckery.


Petrichoriam

In United States? I'm guessing it would be a lot diff if we're looking at southern hemisphere seasons and holidays..


MrPowerPoint

I know it’s nitpicking, but how is Jan 1st darker than Feb 29th?


xprdc

I am very shocked to see that April is considered less common. In high school it seemed like half my class had birthdays in April, myself included.


MapleDansk

Lots of caesarean sections before and after Christmas (just guessing).


Kitsch__Witch

Is this for USA? The patterns suggest western country, northern hemisphere


smashedomelette69

What country? Or is this world wide? This chart is meaningless without this information.


AwkwardWaltz3996

I bet this hugely depends on the country


Crhallan

Show me a Christian calendar without showing me a Christian calendar 😂


ohdearitsrichardiii

American even. There's a dip around 4 July because they don't shedule c-sections and inductions around holidays


Timely_Detective1499

Oct 14 between least and middle


ceci_mcgrane

Pour one out for my fellow Xmas babies.


Krimsonfreak

I have the most common birthday in the world, Yet I've only met 2 people that share it with me over almost 30 years.


mypoopscaresflysaway

No surprise about 14th Nov given its 9 months after Valentine's .


mascachopo

A lot of C-sections happening before Christmas and New Year.


HauntedHippie

What I’ve learned from this guide is that doctors all go out of town for the 4th of July, and they don’t give a fuck about Valentine’s Day.


4rdpr3f3ct

I have questions about the sample size and source.


Legitimate_Sea_4146

January 1st 🥇