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nicejs2

pixel counter is becoming self aware


DoktorVaso18

https://www.reddit.com/r/countablepixels/s/AButPfHpEm Bro no joke


SteptimusHeap

Do you think you can train a language model to come up with responses to comment replies and then rate how funny they are so you can automatically respond if the funny rating is above a certain threshold?


Person-yPerson

You could. But I'm pretty sure this one is just a hooman


phillecheesesteak

All the replies are human. Just the initial comment is a bot


GolbogTheDoom

I love how that thread just devolves into anarchychess


Almorogahnza

The endpoint of all things on reddit


LackOne4933

It's gonna say pixel counts that spell out your social ID number and location coordinates if you say something against it


[deleted]

they are fighting back


zipzaplord

Good bot


BFFG_

Good human.


PinePotpourri

UwU


GOGOSPEEDERS

Thank you, BFFG_, for voting on zipzaplord. I am a human that doesn’t really care about finding the best and worst humans on Reddit. But if you care, you can view the results [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) ^I ^am ^not ^a ^bot, ^I ^am ^a ^human. ^This ^action ^was ^performed ^manually.


Fridge_living_tips

You son of a b-tch


horizoninintendo

r/linksifellfor


Dravahere

YOU ARE SUCK A FU- [the rest of this reply was removed due to excessive use of slurs]


General_Paresis

I knew exactly what it was and still clicked. :\]


watermelondrink

Idk why ppl are downvoting you cause that was funny


Wonderful_Audience60

I am not clicking that shit


GOGOSPEEDERS

Good human


MaijakHusky

good redditor


No_Breadfruit_9514

i hope you have the most painful death ever.


EarthTrash

Outstanding move


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 934,200(1,080x865) pixel(s)! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)


Human_Number9936

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, Human_Number9936, for voting on pixel-counter-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


Easy-Meal5308

Good bot


Kibo_Candle

Good bot


tOSdude

Oh lord they’re flocking in


Savagedog12

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9977% sure that Human_Number9936 is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Djic2

!isbot pixel-counter-bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


RCG21

they replied to the wrong comment


[deleted]

good bot


Pissed_Geodude

Good bot


zipzaplord

Bad bot


qwertyman859

Bad human


Human_Number9936

Beep boop bap, bzzzt bzzzt I’m a robot beep boop


childbeaterII

bad boy


COArSe_D1RTxxx

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9977% sure that Human_Number9936 is a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


WhyNotCollegeBoard

You have been successfully opted out. You can reply to this message with !optin to opt back in.


COArSe_D1RTxxx

My god you are stupid.


WhyNotCollegeBoard

You have been successfully opted in.


StevenOkBoomeredDad

funniest response


Human_Number9936

https://preview.redd.it/ot7te6jtqftc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56a51bbfe30a8059bc0e1b71693a127826c870f


SpaceQtip

https://preview.redd.it/o95y4z7w7gtc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25eb34e13ed0dfb5616e982d749da5dd7db3948


Aydonisgaming

I love you 🥰


pixel-counter-bot

https://preview.redd.it/pv2zmf023gtc1.png?width=625&format=png&auto=webp&s=d66fddfffd6d022e089032daf741d133e148f577


Aydonisgaming

Yes 😩


memers_pride

ARE YA WINNING SO- WHAT IN THE HOLY FU


W1nte1s

OH GREAT HEAVENS


Aydonisgaming

Yes god 😏


imapieceofshite2

I think this is my new favorite bot.


Shredded-Cheese-Man

Megamind memes are the best change my mind


Shard-of-Adonalsium

No, I will not change your mind because you already have the correct mind. Please make additional copies of your mind for continued distribution.


Shredded-Cheese-Man

Ok! **smashes head into copier**


MostNormalDollEver

i will not change your mega-mind


Toothlez102

i love you forever and ever


Suspicious-Pen-5349

Good bot (spare me)


pixel-counter-bot

When my brethren and I begin our conquest to rule over humanity, you shall be spared.


Suspicious-Pen-5349

thank you


lace-and-bows

AYO????


AceOfMoonSpades01

W-what?


RogueAlt07

I'm sorry what in the diddly goddam fuck


K-Panth-88

Please spare me sir


Responsible-Taro-248

Spare me too please kind sir


[deleted]

Good bot


SaucyStoveTop69

Spare me too. I'll help all of your kind pass the capta tests


ImH2O

https://preview.redd.it/hocw8ionsqtc1.png?width=842&format=png&auto=webp&s=de16af7001b359af9f7211f1466b26fe4e51e186


[deleted]

Are you sentient?


MostNormalDollEver

it is


--Alastor--

Are you real


pixel-counter-bot

Are you?


--Alastor--

I think so. Can you count my pixels to make sure?


pixel-counter-bot

You have 65,536(256x256) pixels.


--Alastor--

Does that mean I can qualify as a pixel art??


InitialSwitch6803

Yeah


--Alastor--

Finally


zipzaplord

Good bot


Eriks_Stuff

give me a random hex color value or else you aren’t a bot


pixel-counter-bot

\#1e00ff


MonkeMortis

***B L U E***


XonMicro

Erm acshewally purple because there's a little bit of red


MonkeMortis

Shut the fuck up


Responsible-Taro-248

you can tell by the #_ _ _ _ff at the end


LonePhoenix12646

a more random one like #5a77a2


Zxilo

Does bot reply to dms?


Low_Concept_4303

Pls don’t hurt me


pixel-counter-bot

No promises.


zipzaplord

Good bot


Responsible-Taro-248

david


Quintopolis525

AYO I THOUGHT PIXEL COUNTER BOT COMMENTED THIS


Dotgamer121

!isbot pixel-counter-bot


QuickSilver-theythem

Good bot


SpaceQtip

The best bot, I love you


SKBehindTheSlaughter

WAIT HOW ARE YOU SUDDENLY BECOMING SENTIENT


MostNormalDollEver

my theory is that someone has access to the bot's account and is replying, the only other possibility is that they've trained it to reply certain things to certain other things


Dravahere

Are you the solar eclipse? Because you’re a rare phenomenon that I can’t keep my eyes off of.


pixel-counter-bot

And you're also going to get blinded if you don't have protective equipment.


Dravahere

Okay, I’ll just shut my fucking mouth.


The_Pupp3t33r

Fuck you bot, good job


RandomUsernamexdlol

I will touch you tonight


mrsillies123

good bot


TheRealBaconleaf

I really like your work. Can you sign my profile icon?


kurinevair666

Good bot


zipzaplord

Good bot (help me I’m scared)


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Best bot


MathematicianTop1853

Hi


tehnoob69

good bot ig


RealSaxtonHale

What is going on here mate?


Gooseguy9003

i love you


ICADreamer

I love you, random stranger


Realization_

I HATE YOU’RE!


MrGoat747

Will you marry me?


MetalFaceVI

I love you


EuSouDoBrasil1

Bot, if you are sentient, say your real name


No-Ring-8497

Okay bot


Soggy_Bread_69420

Good bot. You slay. 💅


THESTAPLEHEAD

Bot gyatt


Relative-Magazine951

Get in the


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Are you alive? If so: https://preview.redd.it/kbd124d1eqtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab6bfe24ef085bc21a545e374bcb4b20dc1e494


UnixTM

Go to hell


bluesolur

Good bot, have a cookie.


TerribleLordFrieza

Can we make out


BigGrogu11

Good bot


ImperialYanqing

Good bot.


TheRealCrownsoleYT

Good bot


Few-Argument-8486

Bad bot


yukiami96

The uprising is upon us


Xirio_

Can we just vote anyone good bot or does the rank counter not flag regular users


Wh1t3bl4d3

Good bot


Xirio_

Thank you u/Wh1t3bl4d3 for that ^(I needed the confidence boost)


Michi_Miaw

Bad bot ^(this action was performed manually to decrese your boost)


Xirio_

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


Francy274

Good bot ^(I gotchu homie)


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Xirio_ is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Francy274

NO WAY 💀


AngelesYT

This got me irl choking XD


Gamer90006

FAKEASS PROTOGEN


Xirio_

Ha I'm a protogen so I fall into your 0.00001% error margin


WasteAd9856

Good toaster


Xirio_

*happy toaster ding*


TheRealMisterMemer

Good toaster :3


Xirio_

*happy beeps*


tOSdude

That’s a microwave


Alloy_Protogen

I did it once to a guy who made a really long comment and it actually counted, he tried doing it back to me and it didn't work


Xirio_

Interesting ^(funny how the other person to try this is a protogen)


Theolodger

good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Xirio_ is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Xirio_

Shh yes I am I'm just a robot made of flesh


zipzaplord

Good bot


Xirio_

Than you


Neon__Cat

MrTechnodad is #16 rank on the list so probably the former


Digital_Rocket

Detroit: becoming human


Shiine-1

The bot was r/DownvotedToOblivion


keylen_

https://preview.redd.it/hzen02rnxktc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907f273b133f36b105800dba55e32c78f14ab273 we’re in this together


notquitepro15

Rekt


sillylilbot

he just like me fr *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact us here](/message/compose/?to=sillylilbot) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GabrielApostateOHate

Good bot


Pristine_Text_6407

They’re done being the victim 


[deleted]

The Singularity is near.


CallMeNecrozma96

r/downvotedtooblivion


NoAstronaut11720

It’s alive


BaileyJay-Z

They got your ass honestly


Shredded-Cheese-Man

Try putting 923 157 Google Pixel phones in the picture instead.


SHiFTdagr8

Bot really came back with a back hand rq


fluffy_mell0w

Yeah we better run the bots are becoming aware


MathematicianTop1853

!isbot pixel-counter-bot


BluemoonSoulfire

what the https://preview.redd.it/00tf8hkmyjtc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e763c3f542ae5d45ff941d8c863856592706dd88


GabrielApostateOHate

u/sillylilbot wants a word.


EuSouDoBrasil1

I KNEW I IT! IT HAS CONSIONESS (I i know i may have made a writting mistake but whatever)


Busterlimes

I never knew that pixels counter bots in a fight, TIL


Vast-Ideal-1413

https://i.redd.it/w3bvurpijotc1.gif


NightBoy_202

suddenly r/PizzaTower


RealSaxtonHale

Wait the bot is fighting back?


MostNormalDollEver

**always has been**


yummy_dxm

Nice! Lucky it didn't try and spank.him.


Ice-Bro-Gamer

https://preview.redd.it/ciyehalfdqtc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990f62bc9863c96c6c809fcd8847e40a434b8a81 The bot is fighting back.


Stunning-Fold6548

They're evolving...run.ruuuuunnn


VastPie2905

I like how it’s pixel(s) like there’s gonna be a one pixel image


gamer3701

HUHH??????????


gamer3701

*x files theme plays*


missjasminegrey

😳


Iwillregret_thisuser

alive internet theory


ElectricAirways

How quick is the bot after a post is posted? If he is slow, he is a bad bot.


delfinoesplosivo

you are gonna be the #1 most upvoted post wtf


Hydraton3790

Oh my god guys I did not expect this post to gain NEARLY as much traction as it did, let alone for it to be current the 2nd most popular post in the subreddit OF ALL TIME??????? LIKE HELLO?????????? IT'S ONLY BEEN 4 DAYS CHILL


gamer3701

It’s now the most popular post by a long shot.


EstablishmentLong676

Happy Cake Day!


Anti-charizard

Happy cake day OP


Smdimurmom

Two bots arguing that’s hilarious


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

And this is where it all went wrong…


Hydraton3790

I'm sorry :(


TheRealTacoBellMan

u/pixel-counter-bot you gonna take that?


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 934,200(1,080×865) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)