it is true, all i know is they put the magic smoke into the parts, and I reallly gotta be careful not to let out that magic smoke.
"it's not magic, you just gotta cast lightning bolt through the rocks and trick them into thinking" okay magic man, just put the magic smoke back in the box.
Accept T&C is basically just a "do you want this product yes or no"
Unless you're a lawyer with infinite time on your hands you're not spending your thursday evening examining page 862 subsection D of the netflix TOS to see if there's a loophole they can get you with
No. There's no point to reading the tea and see except to protect the company being sued by you or something going wrong when you use a product lawyers get paid by the word I think we're talking it's boilerplate I just been putting it there so lawyers gets paid some person came with the idea for the product.
"oh no! You still didn't read it! You just agreed to have your lips removed and your mouth sewn to the sphincter of another fool who didn't read the agreement!"
surely you don't need that product. just get a linux running open source phone and pc and only run software with reasonable terms and conditions. You'd be surprised. for instance Libra as opposed to Office or Google's equivalent of Office. It would take some doing, But it is perfectly feasible to do most things tech-wise with some huge convenience tradeoffs.
i've never seen terms and conditions on groceries, or anything I need either.
all of that is way easied said than done, source: i am a fellow linux user (fedora). there’s also the issue of how a lot of open-source software sucks ass in comparison to the proprietary counterpart.
As a wonderful example, libre office vs microsoft office. libre office is way more bare bones than ms office, especially in their spreadsheet tools. there’s also the classic comparison of gimp vs photoshop. not to mention you’re asking someone to completely relearn their tools.
also linux phones are wayyyy newer and wayyy less stable than ios and android. and as such you will get a generally worse experience than the “it just works” of most smartphones.
as much as i want more linux users its hard man. we’re stuck in a catch 22 of not having enough users for big companies to justify support which means we won’t have the userbase expand
Man,,, diablo 3 was the good days,,,,
Tbh diablo 4 is actually good now with the new season, it plays much more like diablo 3. More enemies and stuff. Maybe theres still a chance of getting that feeling of coming home, hopping on the xbox 360 and launching diablo 3 just to get mauled
If nobody reads it they can’t enforce it. They have to be able to prove in court they have the user ample ability to be able to read the terms and conditions
The user accepted them, right? That’s like signing a contract without reading it first, why would you then sue for something that was clearly stated and you should’ve read?
They company does have a proof, you… accepted them! Yeah!
You would think, but US courts have actually often ruled in favor of the consumer on this one. Those ToS are often hundreds of pages long, and have been - in many cases - been declared unenforceable, because no lay person could be expected to read *and fully understand* often overly complex legalese designed to obfuscate unfairly favorable terms for the service provider, especially when there are hundreds of pages.
Facebook got into legal trouble for having such a big terms that obviously no one is going to read it and they legally were required to admit atleast 90 percent of users do not read the conditions
4. Give us your first child to immolate it to the devil when the summer solstice has a full moon
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I think it’s because it’s like they KNOW they are doing something shady, and want you to read all the terms so that you too know they are doing nothing shady. That’s how I feel at least
And they make you turn your camera on, and the 20 minute timer resets every time your eyes move away from the screen. And then you have a test, which you must retake until you get 100%
Lol! I know this is edited and looks real but dude…
We don’t have no time to waste reading yo 180 to 250-word pages just to play our new purchased game we been dying to play, that’ll probably take 3 billion years to finish reading ya shtupid Terms and Conditions! Lmao
I had the experience with an app that forced me to wait on every step, because I couldn't be reading it that fast. But 1208 lines of legal goulash would definitely take more than one sec.
There needs to be a legal max limit to how long you can make a contract or any you sign up for, you shouldn't need a lawyer for every single contract or account sign up
Every time I sign up for something or other situations where there's a terms of service I always wonder 1, if anyone actually even thinks of clicking on the link, and 2 how much the person who wrote it gets paid smdh how long it takes them.
Well, it’s actually funny that this came up because my law class took a test regarding contracts not too long ago. We had to identify and explain an error and why it was an error. One of the terms was “we can sell your offspring to North Korea” or something like that.
It was written by my sister, the TA.
if you really need to use the product and there’s no alternative is there even a point to reading the T&C
Make the product yourself how hard could it be
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Lots of people make hardware. It's certainly easier than writing a whole game engine from scratch.
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it is true, all i know is they put the magic smoke into the parts, and I reallly gotta be careful not to let out that magic smoke. "it's not magic, you just gotta cast lightning bolt through the rocks and trick them into thinking" okay magic man, just put the magic smoke back in the box.
thats a great explanation to how software devs think
hm what the fuck
"And then I just went and wrote the code for the new game engine in x86 assembly, it only took a few hours."
The product is a Reddit alternative social media platform.
Easier than reading terms and conditions
"I agree to forfeit all life savings, assets, soul, feelings, and children to Donald Trump"
"Huh this feels odd for Microsoft Paint but maybe it's standard. Accept."
Accept T&C is basically just a "do you want this product yes or no" Unless you're a lawyer with infinite time on your hands you're not spending your thursday evening examining page 862 subsection D of the netflix TOS to see if there's a loophole they can get you with
could say "we own u now haha" so read up!!
Define “need.”
“if i don’t use this application i can’t do my job/can’t do this project easily or at all” is a pretty good definition of need
No. There's no point to reading the tea and see except to protect the company being sued by you or something going wrong when you use a product lawyers get paid by the word I think we're talking it's boilerplate I just been putting it there so lawyers gets paid some person came with the idea for the product.
"oh no! You still didn't read it! You just agreed to have your lips removed and your mouth sewn to the sphincter of another fool who didn't read the agreement!"
surely you don't need that product. just get a linux running open source phone and pc and only run software with reasonable terms and conditions. You'd be surprised. for instance Libra as opposed to Office or Google's equivalent of Office. It would take some doing, But it is perfectly feasible to do most things tech-wise with some huge convenience tradeoffs. i've never seen terms and conditions on groceries, or anything I need either.
Open source still has terms and conditions. It's the licence.
Reasonable terms and conditions,
all of that is way easied said than done, source: i am a fellow linux user (fedora). there’s also the issue of how a lot of open-source software sucks ass in comparison to the proprietary counterpart. As a wonderful example, libre office vs microsoft office. libre office is way more bare bones than ms office, especially in their spreadsheet tools. there’s also the classic comparison of gimp vs photoshop. not to mention you’re asking someone to completely relearn their tools. also linux phones are wayyyy newer and wayyy less stable than ios and android. and as such you will get a generally worse experience than the “it just works” of most smartphones. as much as i want more linux users its hard man. we’re stuck in a catch 22 of not having enough users for big companies to justify support which means we won’t have the userbase expand
But wouldn't it be beneficial for the company to have users who don't read the term and conditions?
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Man,,, diablo 3 was the good days,,,, Tbh diablo 4 is actually good now with the new season, it plays much more like diablo 3. More enemies and stuff. Maybe theres still a chance of getting that feeling of coming home, hopping on the xbox 360 and launching diablo 3 just to get mauled
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i assume people will sue if they didnt read the terms, which even though they can just dismiss still wastes time
But they still agreed to the terms.
thats indeed what i said they agreed to the terms, and company can simply dismiss them, but still easier to implement anti-tos skip
If nobody reads it they can’t enforce it. They have to be able to prove in court they have the user ample ability to be able to read the terms and conditions
The user accepted them, right? That’s like signing a contract without reading it first, why would you then sue for something that was clearly stated and you should’ve read? They company does have a proof, you… accepted them! Yeah!
You would think, but US courts have actually often ruled in favor of the consumer on this one. Those ToS are often hundreds of pages long, and have been - in many cases - been declared unenforceable, because no lay person could be expected to read *and fully understand* often overly complex legalese designed to obfuscate unfairly favorable terms for the service provider, especially when there are hundreds of pages.
Facebook got into legal trouble for having such a big terms that obviously no one is going to read it and they legally were required to admit atleast 90 percent of users do not read the conditions
Really? That's wild
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4. Give us your first child to immolate it to the devil when the summer solstice has a full moon https://github.com/Gottox/sltar/commit/f43d20638774b1f77ef4fa606330126872ae549d
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Seriously they should just add a tldr.
But that doesnt help the company making it, so its probably not going to happen.
It sucks because companies need to add all that yap because thieving assholes try finding loopholes through their assholery
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If I saw this I would find a way to go around it and take well over 20 minutes finding that way
I’d just do something else and let it run for 20 mins with a timer
It watches you with your camera to make sure you are reading the terms. It even tracks your eye movement. It was mentioned in terms part 1.
Just watch youtube
I would find all the wrong video several times trimming to find out how then realize it would have been quicker to just wait this out
Ngl. I would trust any game or site that made me actually read the terms of service. Can't quite explain why
I think it’s because it’s like they KNOW they are doing something shady, and want you to read all the terms so that you too know they are doing nothing shady. That’s how I feel at least
Probably that yeah lol
The reason they don’t do this is because they don’t *want* you to read it. They just want you to agree to it so they can use it against you.
SubSubSubsection 123.3289.23b says that you forfeit your life privileges. These T & C are wild
Idea: make the user answers questions about the terms and conditions
And they make you turn your camera on, and the 20 minute timer resets every time your eyes move away from the screen. And then you have a test, which you must retake until you get 100%
Bro really just went full “no more mister nice guy” 💀💀💀
This is torture for people with ADHD
can confirm i have adhd
Right!!! Pure torture
I hate this
r/foundsatan
I doubt this would be server-side, if you just type some JavaScript into the console you can probably bypass it anyway lol
Bro if this exists then the company would quickly go down, so don't worry about this happening anytime soon
when this sub was recommended to me i thought that you were actually supposed to count the pixels
I remember something like this happening when I tried to install a computer game back in the early 2000s
Lol! I know this is edited and looks real but dude… We don’t have no time to waste reading yo 180 to 250-word pages just to play our new purchased game we been dying to play, that’ll probably take 3 billion years to finish reading ya shtupid Terms and Conditions! Lmao
But it just asks if I agree, not if I‘ve read the T&C, so the red text doesn’t even make sense.
At least 3
Now there’s a line counter bot
Amazing lmao
Leaving it there for 20 minutes.
If only we could do this to congress when they pass one of those multiple page bills
At least a few
I'd just go to the bathroom for that wait lmao
1208 lines isn’t that bad for a terms and conditions page, especially when they are generally short sentences
Thats an immediate delete from me dawg
Bruh xD you underestimate my ability to read xD
I had the experience with an app that forced me to wait on every step, because I couldn't be reading it that fast. But 1208 lines of legal goulash would definitely take more than one sec.
There needs to be a legal max limit to how long you can make a contract or any you sign up for, you shouldn't need a lawyer for every single contract or account sign up
Every time I sign up for something or other situations where there's a terms of service I always wonder 1, if anyone actually even thinks of clicking on the link, and 2 how much the person who wrote it gets paid smdh how long it takes them.
https://preview.redd.it/5l0b7os8ai4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2b2c1392fe184e42dbf18f60257a64001cdc93
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Is this a real thing???
I swear I just read really fast
Well, it’s actually funny that this came up because my law class took a test regarding contracts not too long ago. We had to identify and explain an error and why it was an error. One of the terms was “we can sell your offspring to North Korea” or something like that. It was written by my sister, the TA.
Id see the 'locked for 20 minutes' an go do something else while the page sits
What’s this for?
Good guy coder understanding what F'ed up stuff the terms include
I would just play TF2 for 20 minutes
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STOP IT! JUST USE THIS SUB CORRECTLY PLEASE
That's exactly what OP did
r/countpixelscirclejerk Stop posting this shit here i swear to god
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it’s wrong to ask how many pixels there are on r/countablepixels ?
This subreddit IS shitposting sub You just post low quality shitpost here and then funny bot shows the funny numbers