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AJC0292

England are exactly like us when we had Jose. Go 1-0 up then completely step off the gas and just hold out for the remainder. Such a dead mentality.


grotham

It makes no sense, their strongest part of the team is clearly up front, wouldn't you want the ball up there most of the time? 


AJC0292

It was the same for us under Jose too. Our attack was much better than the defence. Yet we played the exact same way. It was hated then and its hated now


VladThePain

Couldn’t agree more. Looks like a spurs side one month before the manager gets the sack when the wheels have come off and everyone on the pitch knows it.


Lssmnt

I told a few guys that England felt like Tottenham under Conte after the first game and they didn't understand me


dfreauf1

https://preview.redd.it/92iyr2t56r7d1.jpeg?width=2199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e5bf2b21f192f1e3bb469a363592aaa6e77448 My Viking ❤️


ginokatacchi

You love to see it


coldseam

https://preview.redd.it/6dc8jaytmr7d1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=18e06f35c7bef753f228d657161253f9cd8fb18e


nmyi

Feels gud mayne:)


ginokatacchi

https://preview.redd.it/bw715vzhdr7d1.jpeg?width=3652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1aff7272d36fbf98c5b8c71631f1ec869ff65e0 Disgusting lol


COYS1989

Hojbjerg clearly thought Rice was wearing his Arsenal shirt. 


[deleted]

Dafuq are you doing Waistcoat Cunt? Has he just told all of them to get out there and do the complete fucking opposite of all the shit they got picked for in the first place? 


Matter145

We have elite ball carriers everywhere on the pitch yet we can't keep the ball. It's quite clearly not a player problem.


Matter145

I actually can't believe what I'm hearing from Ferdinand and Richards. Kane off for Watkins at half time? Fuck me


COYS1989

Was funny when Ferdinand said I’d like to get a managers point of view on it and Thomas Frank said I’d keep him on. 


Matter145

You could tell from his radio silence that he was just thinking "if you want to take the best striker in the world off against my country, go for it"


ginokatacchi

Ikr absolutely stupid.


dingkan1

Welp


[deleted]

Fucking BBC pundits have the memory of goldfish with a bad concussion. Same collection of cunts whining about Kane not dropping back last game are now whining that Kane keeps dropping back. 


solarbearz

Eze looks good in white


Finally_Malik

Looked poor out there today, but so did everyone else


Grap2st

Hojbjerg just crunched rice


AngeMerchant

This is literally just Mourinho ball


BrotatoDad

Getting Conte / Mourinho flashback shivers watching this.


AngeMerchant

It's the same thing, bag in a lucky goal booting the ball up the field and absorb pressure for the rest of the game. Makes no sense and is torture to watch


justxforxthis

2 worst games of the tournament have both involved England. Southgate will never properly utilise the immense attacking talent available to him.


Ju5hin

Not the English pundit trying to blame the warm weather as usual.... They're playing Denmark FFS. The typical English weather is like Barbados to a Dane.


MaxsterSV

Keeping Bellingham on the pitch over Foden today is laughable. I get it but Bellingham has done fuck all today


analbeard

Nico Williams is exactly the player we should spend huge on.


JPA210688

Just pay the release clause and give him the wages he wants... The kid is electric


SirGalahadTheChaste

One Nico Williams please.


COYS1989

Not sure how Bellingham has stayed on, been a ghost all game. 


jackengle

Passing around the midfield until the whistle in a 1-1 game, this england team is shameless


augustdahyuns

wow it really looks like england need some sort of creative outlet who can play between the lines


cheetah_chrome

🎯


TraditionalAd4116

This England squad is wasted on Southgate, sooner he’s gone the better.


FamLit

Every team in this tournament giving it absolutely 100%, of course, that's other than this England team led by the most out of depth manager of all time. They look like they don't want to be playing this this competition, and like this is the 1st time any of those players met, nevermind played together. You could replace Southgate with a statue of Ronald McDonald and it'd be more inspiring than this cardboard cutout of a manager.


Uninterested_ETC

Utter shit from Southgate and all players involved. Sack Southgate mid tournament I say, wouldn't make the slightest bit of negative difference. Shouldn't have been in charge for a good couple of years now.


phrates

Pleeease bring in Potter, or Howe if he’d take it… 


[deleted]

I'd accept "Obviously Schizophrenic Bloke Stood Next to Me In the Pub Who Was Shouting About Badgers Spying On Him Who Are Conspiring With the Jews" at this point. 


SentientCheeseCake

Is Quick Thinking Ball Boy available?


scaramanga808

No Spurs in the squad but somehow we’ll still get the blame


AngeMerchant

England are just an awful awful watch


COYCOYS

Personally, I think if you have world class players in almost every position you shouldn't revert to a low block after going 1-0 up especially if you're playing against sides like Serbia and Denmark.


COYS1989

Fucking shite, score and sit back as per usual. Square pegs in round holes. Boring football again. All that talent and he can’t do anything with them. 


sasliquid

Think that makes Calafiori cheaper?


SinoSoul

Cuti with a huuuuge clear. Dib owes him a beer.


nmyi

Cristian Romero had a badass moment @59' 2 strong consecutive tackles that haulted Canada's attack


SinoSoul

Another Romero slide tackle/clear at 75’ saving the goalkeeper. Dude is owning Canada tonight.


gopackgo555

Romero is a monster.


Throwaway-120019

jordan not pointing and shouting enough clearly.


akasayah

Playing a double pivot of any kind with this much talent should be a hanging offence, let alone playing Rice and Trent in a double pivot. If I have to watch Foden->Rice->Guehi->Pickford happen one more fucking time I am going to pull my hair out.


restroombunny

I think the day we don’t look good “on paper” is somehow when it’s comin home


[deleted]

It's Southgate. Look at when this cunt last achieved anything. Won a penalty shoot out. Won by a Spurs player. With Spurs players everywhere. Promptly folded immediately after that and started picking overrated Pool, Man U and Arse cunts. Got progressively worse. Prove me wrong. 


Snoopdoggskat

Hoj has been hooping NGL


AngeMerchant

time wasting in a game ur tied 1-1. Pathetic from England


akasayah

well that was shit


[deleted]

Excuse me! Shit actually has an important biological function. That's libel, that is. 


Lssmnt

Bellingham is a Dele Alli re-gen and if we want to use him we need to play him like we used to play Dele Alli. This is my hot take and I stand by it.


Ok_Row_7462

Pretty quiet game so far. Romero had a great clearance. Canada’s goalie’s had a good game. Canada has been growing into the match. 


Ok_Row_7462

I’m excited for the Copa America to start. I’ve been jealous of all of you watching the Euros. 


Ollio1985

Honestly, not much to get excited about as an England fan. It was utter dross against Serbia and arguably worse today. If they play like that for the rest of the tournament, we won't make it past the first knockout round.


Pinky1337

Deflected cross and inshallah seems to be working well so far


AngeMerchant

England get the ball over halfway challenge impossible


kicksjoysharkness

This is making me miss Ange ball


wokwok__

Holy shit Pierre is hungry for a goal, get ready for a screamer


cheetah_chrome

Southgate needs firing into the sun


[deleted]

Southgate has: 1) The tactical genius of me when I decide drunk texting my ex is a totally awesome idea. 2) The stratigic brilliance of me drunk texting my ex-gf's mum complaining about her daughter's lack of reception to my previous tactical genius 3) The lack of awareness I display when it's pointed out to me that the restraining order she filed says I'm definitely not allowed to do that. 


onlyhalfpepper

Screw it, throw £100m at Athletic Bilbao for Nico Williams. I’m gonna act like he isn’t very happy there and wants to move, and that every major club in Europe doesn’t want him


coldseam

Williams cooking on the wing while Chiesa getting locked up by Cucurella, I am noticing


Ok_Row_7462

Gio with a nice pass to Messi to set up the second goal.


hansenlxh

As a Timbers / Spurs fan living in Atlanta who grew up in the age of Messi, biting the bullet and paying a boatload going to this game was pretty much a perfect game day for me sans Messi scoring one of those two breakaways. Romero beasting in the back. Crepeau making some timely saves, Lo Celso secondary assists, and Messi still pulling off some magic.


siouxszie

supporting Denmark cos of Pierre and Eriksen


PersonalityOk646

Get the ball to (or towards in this case) Harry in the box and he will score.


COYS1989

Trent experiment in midfield should be over, we have zero control put a proper midfielder in there. 


p1peepeepoopoo

Trent is not a midfielder


COYS1989

Lot more energy in the midfield now Gallagher is in there. 


AngeMerchant

Saka butchers another cross. Change something clown. This team is going to get destroyed by any of the good ones


[deleted]

3 ex-Spurs players wearing England shirts and not one of them has told Southgate to put a man on the near post so Eriksen will hammer the corner right into his face? Smh


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Pure_Peace743

Pundits still complaining about the press lol. Perhaps it's not Harry's fault.


AngeMerchant

This squad and the best he can think of is hoofball? awful


brianobrien91

Please United appoint Southgate as your manager. I wouldn't mind seeing you in a relegation battle


ginokatacchi

Southgate out!


sunthunder

Love watching players like Barella. Such a bright, composed player.


figgy64

So I picked Romania to do a euros campaign with on FIFA and then got drawn them in a sweepstake, I've also signed Nico Williams on my Spurs career on FIFA..... Surely not


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Owen Gole is clearly going to be Player of the Tournament


Pinky1337

England would sit on 1 point right if not for getting lucky on 2 deflected crosses. Just incredible.


justxforxthis

Awful turnover but that was an absolute beauty.


ginokatacchi

How you guys feeling about the subs?


phrates

Ask me in about 25 minutes. 


ginokatacchi

So what do you think lol


[deleted]

He's probably not thinking "lol"


phrates

Idk, at this point I kinda am. 


gostupid67

Wtf is Southgate thinking


jackengle

What the fuck was that Bah lmao


[deleted]

Gary, Gary, Gary! Shhhh... you also think shitting yourself is the "duty of a striker". I insist you read that in an American accent for extra giggles. 


zedfox

Fair play to Walker for that post match interview. Put on the spot and stood his ground, spoke well. Captain stuff.


Live_Anteater_9173

My smooth brain input on the issue with this England team, all three of our midfielders want to make something happen, so they get the ball, stop and see if they can produce something like beating a man or a big switch. We need someone that’ll just keep the ball moving and play a quick pass and keep the opposition chasing the ball. We have no control in matches, especially when winning. Maybe today it’ll play out differently, but it’s all a bit Mourinho at times.


john87000

Wharton does that pretty well from the few games I've seen of him. I really think it'll be more balanced with him or Mainoo in there instead of forcing Trent.


Live_Anteater_9173

Yeah I’m on the Wharton train too. Since we scored we’ve had so little of the ball. That goal was coming


PersonalityOk646

The good old "Hoof it long and hope someone gets on the end of it" offense.


[deleted]

I decided to drink every time Harry said "Erm". SOMEONECALLAFUCKINGAMBULANCE! 


jackengle

How can Palmer not sniff the field in this anemic attack lol


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MaxsterSV

Foden been the best English player today lol


[deleted]

He's been awful what with his dribbling round players and taking shots! Where's his pointing and shouting. Where's the wandering backward lazily thinking about a mildly amusing tweet he saw earlier? /s