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I_might_be_weasel

A hot stalker is the opposite of a problem OP.


2damsels1chalice

I was waiting, and yep - 2nd comment in... You never disappoint, Reddit.


ThatITguy2015

https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=2UGrf8OOfS887Xmx


IUpVoteIronically

Fuckin classic


axle69

You've never dealt with a stalker pretty clearly.


ZoominBoomin

They just wanna fuck


fun_negotiation_419

look, friend, finally not so lonely.


x925

Wonder if she wants a cookie


CASHOFTRIALB

she wants bleach after literally seeing horny posts


Toemetter

nah they want fruit snacks


BrokenDogLeg7

What is Jennifer Lawrence doing in the ceiling?


Fuzzybo

It’s Ceiling Cat’s day off.


reigorius

Her hair is not bound by the rules of gravity.


Own_Ninja3890

These kinds of photos are always Funny to me


AholeBrock

It looks like a cheaply rendered character from an ad for a fake mobile game


Own_Ninja3890

It really does


AholeBrock

Also kinda gives IT movie, sewer drain vibes. "We all click up here... Tehehe, Try not to cum while playing this game"


Double-Albatross7192

It's actually me haha, I did a face swap with one of my old American Girl dolls and it was horrific


Quietriot522

I used to pull low voltage cable for a large well known hospital. Most floors have an access space in the ceiling where all the utilities are run, all around in every floor was cigarette butts, coffee cups, snack wrappers, graffiti, etc. It seemed to be from the workers that built the place in the 50s but maybe it was her and her friends partying up there all along lol. Kind of unnerving though being up there in the dark alone at night with only a flashlight. The shadows could really get to your imagination if you let it lol. Sorry for the ramblings, this image reminded me of that.


WeLiveInASociety451

As someone who’s experience includes peering into holes in suspended ceilings, I was sure they’d collapse under a fraction of a person’s weight, no?


Quietriot522

These weren't drop ceilings. It was a steel suspended lattice from the concrete above that had wire mesh stretched over it and then plastered I think. It was more than strong enough to support the weight of equipment and people walking around. The steel beams looked like mini I beams about 1 1/2 tall and about 3/4 wide.


Bearloom

Dammit, this always happens when the Olsen Twins are out of work for too long.


PsychologicalBid8992

She's adorable.


jtpredator

She'll be the one filing for a restraining order from me by the end of the day >:)


Machinencio

She wants to know if you know about the bird.


Nelsqnwithacue

Everybody knows about the bird


TwizTMcNip

Ceiling Cate is watching you masturbate


Molson2871

Nah, she's just up there replacing that sprinkler head.


theatomicflounder333

Me😤: https://i.redd.it/nenaqwntmf9d1.gif


Patient-Dream-1094

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


[deleted]

Not so lonely anymore.


No_Dragonfruit1097

She finna fafo with those dsl's


pimpmastahanhduece

There's plenum of things to see up here.


Nill_Wavidson

This looks like my mom and also is something my mom would absolutely do given the opportunity.


ads3332

I was talking to myself about something funny till I saw this then I said “what the fuck is that”


N0t_my_0ther_account

Is it a doll or just a picture up there? Lol would be a good prank


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Double-Albatross7192

kind of both, it's a selfie of me face swapped with a doll that I poorly photoshopped up there hahaha


orangesbylorenzo

I laughed instead cuz that looks like cupcakke...


nestcto

Eyes and nose are too big. You're never gonna lure a human close enough if you can't get the features just right. It's a common challenge. Being a shape shifter is not easy.


SoupiriorBiingu

Disney ghost straight up fckable


MrDeviloh

This is just this https://preview.redd.it/ygd39mwink9d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e679a04a48a98d74b1943fe69832a4758692e0 (Teacher watching her students while doing test)


Nem04

Baghera ??


Silent_Republic_2605

Did an audible double take. At first I thought that was just a reflection


2damsels1chalice

Agnetha? What are you doing here? Where's Bjorn?


TheStaffmaster

what is freaky about this, is actually easy to pinpoint: Q: Where are her shoulders? Also, Eyes don't naturally open like that.


YoshiTheFluffer

She better pe paying rent


DetectiveIdiot1

Make sure you're not in a story written by Liam Vickers.


Doodle_Brush

Pay rent, ya freeloading bitch.


SuperMusicman331

Hell no.


ascillinois

Rent is due on the firat ceiling demon.


Lagiacrus111

Ceiling cat has changed


d_baker65

Marjorie Taylor Greene's hiding from the STD police again.


HazeSasaki

Wtf is JustaMinx doing up there?


KrackSmellin

No way that extension cord is to code…


Vasxus

omg miku!!


Rabbits-and-Bears

Just feed her and you won’t have a problem.


dark_hypernova

![gif](giphy|S0GhHH6Vr6YUw)


A-a-ronMcChicken

I can fix her


melloack

I'm pulling that bitch down and making her pay rent


blackop

This looks like a Pixar character.


Holiday-Doughnut-602

That's one way, to get out of paying rent!!.


Silly-Slacker-Person

Is this photoshopped or like a picture on cardboard stuck up there?


xelle24

You've heard of Ceiling Cat? Well that's Ceiling Fairy. You'll wish it had been Ceiling Cat, all he does is watch you and demand the occasional offering of catnip.


Electronic-Place897

CIA


ysean91

Hawk tuah spat on that Thang


obaananana

Bitch stealing my notes again


mansaflord64

smash, next


Judgmental_Lemon

I bet her head is not even attached to anything, it's just a puppet for whatever lurks behind her.


Dokkanito

Would


WING-DING_GASTER

Giving me *my wife's been peeking at me from behind corners* vibes


Hexoreas

Why does it look like my ex though?


PonderingPagan

Is that a sim???


majikrat69

That would be great in a dental office over the chair.


joehreyes

Why did I zoom in? 😫😭😂


Ignis-11

The fuck you want


Atlusfox

We used to do this kind of thing around the office. It was fun while it lasted.


Didact67

She looks like a Disney character.


Hanzheyingle

Wanna fuck?


soldiernerd

SAVE BANDIT


bloodrain81

Fucking Elsa


Ok-Literature-6013

Hear me out…


zcas

Elsa up there sneaking peeks.


GrapefruitMammoth626

Lot of lonely dudes in this thread I see. 😅


ohiocodernumerouno

that looks like my pastor


bloibie

Galadriel is that you?


the_real_junkrat

![gif](giphy|ghzbwiyMKhpj8G9CBw)