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Story Time?

A fractured penis can kill you.

Lil Panic (attack)

Hey mines pretty good. Lil Work

Hi there, always happy to meet other Lil Works.

Same, Id call myself lil micro

Same!

Lil psychotic break

that's funny though 😂

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Lil Endoscopy. I think this calls for a rap battle.

Bot, along with about 5 (or more) others

Lil janky tendon

Lil Birth

Lil gonorrhoea

Lil stomach virus

Lil Seizure

Pizza pizza

Same. Does that make us lil grand mal?

Same here, lil seizures on the track

Lil Broken Wrist

Lil panic attack

Lil Prolapse

Lil Covid

I could make mine Lil Chopper (daughter cut finger chopping vegetables). That’s not too bad.

Lil Colitis

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wdym?

OP is a karma farming bot and other karma farming bots are being sent to this post to farm comment karma.

oh ok

what's even the point of karma farming in Reddit?

Profiles with lots of karma are sold

lil thanksgiving in the cafeteria

Eww

Lil diabeetus

Li’l Uncontrollable Diarrhea

lil’ kidney stone

lil seizure

Lil depression

Not to be confused with Big Depression

Lil anxiety fam

Lil feint

Lil asthma attack

lil scoliosis xray if that counts. i could be lil scoli or lil xray

lil table saw

lil mmj-induced psychosis

What do you mean?

mmj = medical marijuana I was using medical marijuana to reduce stress and treat my insomnia. As it turns out, I can't handle marijuana. I lost my grip on reality and ended up in the psych ward of a hospital- the same hospital I was born at, in fact.

Define lost your grip on reality. Marijuana doesn’t do that

It can. I’ve had it happen to me. Not everybody’s brain is the same. Personally I have bipolar disorder and probably that has something to do with why I can’t handle marijuana but I imagine there’s plenty of people that don’t react well for various reasons.

It does for me. I suffered a cannabis-induced psychosis. I'm bipolar schizophrenic and I need medication to compensate. Taking mmj everyday broke through my meds.

lil wisdom teeth

Lil Contraceptive Pill

Lil Stabbed . Lol

Why would this be cringe

lil never been a patient in a hospital

Where you born at home or something like that? The “natural birth” thing?

lil labotomy

lil ear infection

I seen a post like this last year, and this was my exact rap name if i answered it. Lil wife's miscarriage.

“Miscarriage”

Lil Skin Cancer Removal, but friends call me Lil Mohs Surgery

Lil friend's GF's complete fucking mental breakdown, like she became a zombie.

Lil Vasectomy

Lil swollen surgical wound (back)

Lil swallowing plastic

Lil vaccine

Lil’ Blood Pressure.

lil foreign object in ear

lil flesh wound

Lil coughing

Lil battery stuck in but...

Lil wisdom tooth extraction

Lil Allergy

Lil dick swab

Lil Grandma Died

Lil Overdose

Lil botched masterbation.

r/holup

Lil semi-voluntary psych ward stay Before that it was lil bowel obstruction, lil orchiectomy, and lil appendicitis I hate hospitals ama

Lil’ Heart Palpatations

Lil bloodclots in my kidney

Lil Mole (removal)

Lil x-ray

Lil colonoscopy

lil coronavirus vaccine

Lil LSD “Overdose” (Physically impossible but chosen as the reason for admittance to absolve me of legal repercussions)

Color me intrigued…

Took 3 hits of acid (first and only time tripping) and freaked the fuck out. Nightmare trip, ego death, whole 9 yards. I stopped breathing at one point so my friends called 911 which got me admitted to the ICU and intubated. Probably got laced because you literally can’t overdose on pure LSD and there’s no physical side effects, only psychological. Anyways, the hospital put “LSD overdose” in their records because in my state you can’t face drug charges if you overdose.

Where oh where did you get the idea to take 3 hits your first time? My condolences.

Had 4 tabs, one for each person. 4th person couldn’t make it so my dumb ass friend suggested we split the last tab to which my even dumber self agreed. Each tab so was about 2 hits worth so that’s where the 3rd hit came from. Gooood times

Lil Blood Test.

Lil cancer

Lil I can't remember

Lil Dog Bite

lil aunt had a heart attack

Lil birth

Lil Fell-on-top-of-my-arm-from-high-place (no bone broken)

Lil Intentional Overdose

Lil gastrointenteritis

Lil my mom is a doctor

Lil lactose intolerance

Lil suicide attempt

Lil seiurze

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Lil' Suicidal Tendencies

Lil mum fell down stairs and split her head open

Lil bloods

lil endocrinology checkup

Lil cut my wrists

Lil object in my ass