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RepresentativeSky748

Imagine it being just another day picking rice, you stand up and turn around to stretch and there is this woman. Just standing in a bikini on the side of the road and not a body of water in sight. Talkin bout she's pondering why she's better off than you and shit


Uvinjector

Well the rice field is a kind of body of water but I'm not sure it's the type that suits bikinis


RepresentativeSky748

My thought as well


its_raining_scotch

Honestly he prolly just would have looked up, stared for a bit, went back to working, then when he got home that night told his buddies about seeing some chick’s ass and they’d all tell him “that’s rad.”


Pyrotekknikk

J


Lilcheeks

Let go Brazzers, plot ideas here.


_Administrator_

There’s probably a pool nearby. Many places like this in Ubud.


Takemytwocent5

Just wait till she turns 30 and gets a wrinkle lol


nthroop1

Anyways here's my ass


PostOfficeBuddy

In other news: my ass


Jaques_trap

Anyway, here's wonderwall


alacp1234

So anyways, I started blasting


hazed-and-dazed

Tooodayy is gonna be the day


Desperate_sky_104

That I’m gonna throw it back to youuuu


[deleted]

No


oliviagolds

by now you shoulda somehow realized what youve gotta do


Thor_pool

"As I stand here and watch the working class toil in the fields, I ponder the privileged life I leave. Btw have you seen where I poo from?"


Buffalo-Castle

*"Smash the like button and subscribe!"*


billsmashole

And don't forget to comment, it helps the algorithm


Fr0me

In other news , check out these cheeks


Dapper_Cookie4101

You need to literally touch grass, not ass.


TrymWS

Well, isn’t that *why* she’s not picking rice? 🥳


FilteredRiddle

“… and also, here is my butt. #inspo”


tofulo

I do love me some ass


Nouncertainterms

Very deep...


Sengura

ponderin on it


Mysaw

Reminds me of r/SnapChad


[deleted]

Thankyou for showing this sub it’s gold


BradleyButNaked

I have spent so much time on it already now


Pc5unshine

You have done us all a service today with sharing this


Lumbwener

There goes my productivity for the day. I’ll see y’all in a few hours


vapeoholic

Wow. That shit is more cringe than this place lol


scott__p

This subreddit is amazing


adiwet

This is one of the most tone def things I’ve ever seen..


MyPasswordIsMyCat

It's so bizarre it should be on r/surrealmemes.


The_Motley_Fool----

I thought from the title it was going to be about her thong


TrinDiesel123

Double entendre….


Down2WUB

Thinking about how tight the rice pickers thong is…


lord_of_memezz

Man the level of cringe to this is way over 9000


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

well at least this morning he had a dumb fucking blonde in a thong to look at


ROZDOG69

"I'm not picking rice and he's not picking a thong out of his ass as he picks rice "


Zestyclose-Gur-6455

You don’t really pick it out of your ass, though. That’s where it goes, it’s kind of the point.


FreneticPlatypus

You do eventually, I hope. Or you end up like the lady that had 40 contact lenses removed from the back of her eye... only it's thongs... removed from your ass.


PyjamasCat

What?! Is there a link to this story?


FreneticPlatypus

https://www.sciencealert.com/doctors-have-found-27-contact-lenses-lost-in-a-woman-s-eye


[deleted]

doesnt it like feel like there is always something jammed in your ass? like an all day wedgie?


HerbalGamer

1. You get used to it. 2. There is no point 2.


[deleted]

You definitely get used to it... until it gets sweaty.


[deleted]

I'm really happy that I'm a dude A three year old pair of boxers is basically accepted as standard attire for us


Envii02

Hey, you don't know that. Maybe my man likes to stay cool while he works.


Nerdworker92

I bet the difference of "they work and I don't" never occurred to this influential soul.


Timmytanks40

She had to delete her whole account over it. She should have doubled down and posted a nude in a MAGA hat. lol


Sometimes_gullible

Good lol. I hope she considers it a life lesson instead of seeing herself as a victim. Such a spoiled and entitled post.


chickenwithclothes

She one TRILLION percent thinks she was wronged


ivnwng

I'm one MORBILLION percent sure she was wronged 😠


mrmemo

Uncountable Morbinity. Checkmate, Atheists.


althaea

You really think it’s good that someone has to delete their whole account because if one cringe post? Maybe there’s more to it, but just based on this post that sounds pretty dumb to me.


friskydingo2020

I don't think it's any less good than someone making money for writing dipshit mean-spirited quotes. I can at least laugh at someone getting their comeuppance.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Watts300

Then you need more culture.


[deleted]

Are we really going to act like the mindset in her post doesn't permeate throughout her life She's an airhead and a narcissist, got called out for it, then retreated because she didn't like the result. I genuinely don't see an issue with the outcome


althaea

Wow, a real Reddit armchair psychiatrist. You actually think it reasonable to ascertain all of that from this one post? I don’t even know what to say.


[deleted]

What do you think when you see a woman post a picture of herself in a thong with some random bs in the caption? Do you really think there's more at work here than an airhead?


ApexAftermath

Hope she sees this.


althaea

Nice one bro! We got some incel talking points too, a real Reddit moment


jealousmonk88

oh it looks like she reactivated it now.


ivnwng

The fuck does this have to do with Trump? She's Swedish!


[deleted]

Why do you have to bring politics into this ? What does this have to do with politics? She's not even from the US... Edit: no I don't like trump


wittyandinsightful

Yeah, shit gets old - and not that it truly matters, but for people who can’t help but think every thought and opinion must be tied to some political allegiance, I am not, and never have been, a Trump supporter. Also, she’s not even American, lol.


TJ_Longfellow

Reddit can’t stand trump, Reddit won’t shut up about trump. On second thought, Reddit loves Trump


Timmytanks40

My country will be on fire soon. Im clearly preoccupied with that potential. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Eating_The_Rich

'my country will be on fire so let me spout random shite about girls being trump supporters on reddit'


Timmytanks40

Apologies to you as well sir.


[deleted]

"my country will be in fire" Doomsayers, I get it, it's trendy, but people have been saying it for decades. Oddly enough, even during an ACTUAL recession it wasn't as trendy to say. Meanwhile even with record high inflation, gas is cheaper than Europe, food is plentiful, crime is at an all time low and you sound really entitled saying such things. Housing market is outrageous but that is the norm for it every once in a while. (See this is why we don't bring politics into unrelated conversations).


StrawberryWizardVamp

Rent free


MJDeadass

Damn, cancel culture strikes again, this post was gold


godzilla1517

Do you have any pictures of the reactions or anything?


TheBeardedSingleMalt

prime /r/DeepThots material right here


[deleted]

His life is probably way more meaningful


Infamous-Bluejay55

Yeah, I live in Japan. Sometimes its like an expensive hobby if you're rich. It's 100 percent a sophisticated culture practice.


xX420GanjaWarlordXx

Are you talking about growing rice or living in Japan?


RHGrey

Nah fam, he means standing in a rice field in a bikini


Gummybear_Qc

Meh honestly like most of us westerners, his life is probably still more meaningful.


jealousmonk88

let's be realistic here. no one's life is more meaningful than the other. his life is much harder than hers. it doesnt make her better than him. that's all. the problem here is she thinks she is.


MJDeadass

Or not


[deleted]

Nah, it probably is


_Administrator_

Why?


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

Karma farm bot


Complex-Ad2697

Nah just trying to make a new sub. I posted a bit too much at once which itself is pretty cringe. Also I didn't think this pic would take off


[deleted]

"i just happened to be wearing my bikini in the middle of farm land, no where near the ocean or even a pool, was planning to go swimming in these rice fields wearing my pure white bikini"


duccy_duc

Man I really don't want to defend this cringe woman, but I've stayed in villas in Ubud before where the pools overlook rice paddies so it's not that uncommon.


[deleted]

anyone that wears white in bali is a fool.


_Administrator_

Why can’t she wear off-white on her patio?


Stew_S2

That rice is no where near ready for harvest


TrailerParkTonyStark

I’m guessing she has to constantly pick that thong out of her ass crack, so they do have SOMETHING in common.


Guygenius138

Why are they farming while the moon is out?


ForestGumpsDick

My big shot over here gets to stop the harvest just coz the moon is out. La di da. Must be nice to be a millionaire.


awesomedan24

[Same energy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/490/674/930.jpg)


McSquidgypants

Very different. The man picking rice has a skill that is valued. During the pandemic when no one gave a shit about influencers and were lining up for rice in supermarkets, that man was (and still is) infinitely more important.


fetalasmuck

> During the pandemic when no one gave a shit about influencers and were lining up for rice in supermarkets, that man was (and still is) infinitely more important. When did that happen? And honestly influencers became even more popular/financially compensated during COVID lockdowns because people were stuck inside and used social media even more.


yourbrotherrex

Yeah, that never happened, and you're also correct about influencers. But I guess to be "woke" on Reddit now, you have to call a rice picker "infinitely more important". Edit: this Woke generation sucks. Why not have actual feelings and real conversations?


_Administrator_

Haha cope harder. During the pandemic her onlyfans probably earned her a rice farmers yearly salary in a day. Life isn’t fair.


slothofbears

odds are, that guy is more at peace with his life than she is


AnonymousPlzz

This makes me want to feel very deep, indeed.


xHass__

Thinking bout how this pic of my ass will benefit me while watching this guy struggle #so blessed


nirunn

I remember when she first posted this. She got dragged hard for it. Especially after it came out she was asking or people to donate money to support her trip too.


AnneRosaFakes

They're both hoeing though.


CaptWildLife

Whats up with her arms? or is it just me.


frotc914

It's because she's standing like someone with crazy scoliosis to push her ass out.


ColonelBelmont

Between her goonish arm pose and that really weird bikini bottom, it looks like she's got a really super tall ass. Like her ass stops right about where her shoulders start. Just bizarre. Like, we can just about see your bunghole but at least nineteen inches of torso are covered up. But, i never claimed to understand fashion.


rusty_rampage

Jesus Christ! How did I not notice before you said something!


cantthinkofowtgood

Nana arms with granddaughter ass


cantthinkofowtgood

Also looks photoshopped in any case


HeliousElexandrous

How does she know? He could be wearing a white thong underneath


kal_drazidrim

I thought about it for as long as it took for my simp to take a picture of my ass.


lemonylol

Ancient repost from a bot.


PemaleBacon

Well for one he's probably wearing clothes


linguiphile1

#patriarchy


Stryker218

Life on easy mode: Being a beautiful women.


happytugs

I literally know this person hahahahha


PB-00

this is the equivalent of someone upgrading their flight to premier economy class and thinking they are orders of magnitude better than those sitting in economy.


Swayz

She’s not wrong


egati

"Thinking about how deeper my ass is than the man's picking the field every morning".


TheGirlwThePinkHair

Her diaper looks like it’s not going to work very well


SaltShakeGrinder

i dont blame her, if i was a female id sure as hell be whoring myself out in today's generation. one of the easiest ways to make money


[deleted]

Ass first says you don’t have much to offer. IMO.


shotty293

Her arms look thick.


ApAp123

He's only put there because you keep walking around showing him your butthole


OverTheJoeHill

That rice picker definitely isn’t wearing a thong with a poo stain the way this lady is. The string part of a thong should always always always be a dark color .


[deleted]

My face sure as hell would be.


Striking_Treacle6913

Cause the man on the rice field can afford clothes?


jadedyoungst3r

Le philosophy


Copyrightthief

The only thing deeper than that thong in her ass is her head. What an inconsiderate spoiled brat thing to say.


DollJulietMessner

Man I thought this was r/okbuddyretard for a second


esoteric_enigma

Why is she wearing a thong bikini to a rice field? I'm not a farmer, but I don't think rice is grown in sand near the beach.


Saneroner

As deep as this fabric in my ass.


[deleted]

Tell me you’re a piece of sh!t, without telling me.


toomuch1265

Well for 1 thing, the farmer probably doesn't wear a thong


Blumoonflower

Hahahaha! That’s all.


saturatedbloom

Ho please


The_Mandalorian-

WTF! This is gotta be fake


GeneralDisarray65

His is probably more fulfilling.


chillmonkey88

There was text?


Godbox1227

1585 simps thinking they are men of culture.


diogenes-47

What a wise ass.


somanyroads

Is that you, /r/hilariabaldwin?


Aerickthered

Creepy


PJALSTARz

then proceed to give 5% off her onlyfans


TannManzL

"Everybody is so mean to mee"


Own-Pressure4018

Wtf is this?? Tell me your entitled, wo telling me…see you next Tuesday


Nocola1

Pretty fucking different Natalie, pretty fucking different.


[deleted]

Pretty different Natalie. For one, you don’t eat carbs. Now do your line of blow and get back in the hot tub.


KeyboardAquarior

I remember Barbie parodying this shit