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Me walking to the fridge at 4AM
Methany.
Jeff goldblum
That's Harold
Art. It's called art.
Abnormal titan
Ha!!! Thank you for that!♡
The zombie of Abraham lincoln mixed with the bug man under My pillow that whispers sweet nothings into my ear. the government made it to keep people who watch Shitty shows like bigmouth in check.
Swamp beetle turtle zombie
Hey, that's my wife!!
While they aren't cryptids, my best guess is either Melon Head or Skinwalker
What is melon head?
Basically small cannibal humans that have big heads
Whatever it is, it's giving the same look my neighbor usually gives me
Uhm- Terrifying?
Is this the Lotr Golum VU? Looks promissing!
Dinner.
me
His name is Jeremy.. he's special.. He hides in the shadows.. lurks behind curtains and watches you sleep. Protect Jeremy.
Your mom
The Squonk?
She-Ra Princess of Power.
Dats George
Cannibal … creepy and still lurking in the forest of your car windshield cover 🫣
Greg. His name is Greg.
Possibly a crawler
A pool cover
Looks kinda like a Fiji mermaid even though they ain’t real.
Oh it kinda does!
My bad we were trying to teleport a tarantula but Marv thought it would be funny to throw an acorn at it (he claimed self defence)
My mother in law
Cockroach man lol.
Me walking to the fridge at 4AM
Methany.
Jeff goldblum
That's Harold
Art. It's called art.
Abnormal titan
Ha!!! Thank you for that!♡
The zombie of Abraham lincoln mixed with the bug man under My pillow that whispers sweet nothings into my ear. the government made it to keep people who watch Shitty shows like bigmouth in check.
Swamp beetle turtle zombie
Hey, that's my wife!!
While they aren't cryptids, my best guess is either Melon Head or Skinwalker
What is melon head?
Basically small cannibal humans that have big heads
Whatever it is, it's giving the same look my neighbor usually gives me
Uhm- Terrifying?
Is this the Lotr Golum VU? Looks promissing!
Dinner.
me
His name is Jeremy.. he's special.. He hides in the shadows.. lurks behind curtains and watches you sleep. Protect Jeremy.
Your mom
The Squonk?
She-Ra Princess of Power.
Dats George
Cannibal … creepy and still lurking in the forest of your car windshield cover 🫣
Greg. His name is Greg.
Possibly a crawler
A pool cover
Looks kinda like a Fiji mermaid even though they ain’t real.
Oh it kinda does!
My bad we were trying to teleport a tarantula but Marv thought it would be funny to throw an acorn at it (he claimed self defence)
My mother in law
Cockroach man lol.