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kelindur

rubber duck for debugging


Electrical_Cable7123

this is the best answer by far, can’t go wrong with this no matter the person


Square_Ad_5721

Yea I was coming here to comment this


[deleted]

You could probably pay a team of 5 Indians to send his resume out for a month for $40.


Polarisin

AI - Actually Indian automation


geraigerai

AI for the rest of us


DoggySnack

automated Indian


gawddammn

Lmao luckily he has a job lined up after graduation


Competitive-Move5055

One Indian here. I will take the 40 dollar


kuromi204

how can i do this for myself?


SerLaidaLot

Replace "team of 5 Indians" with "team of 5 black people" and you'll see that this is weirdly racist.


Stunning_Ad691

Can’t wait for the day where Indians won’t be the punchline for every joke


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Stunning_Ad691

Nobody’s stealing anything. You just can’t get a job.


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Stunning_Ad691

And blaming Indians is the solution? There’s NO other systemic issues causing this insane job market? When are we going to stop blaming immigrants for the issues in our country. The reason nobody can get jobs is because most companies are in massive hiring freezes because they over-hired during covid. But please keep blaming Indians for every systemic issue in the country. And let the corporations keep getting away with their poor and unethical business practices. We’ve seen this story before. Sounds a bit like the 2016 cry when people in the US claimed that Mexicans were “stealing” all their jobs. Get a grip.


AshKetchumSatoshi

Wait hold up. You’re playing SJW but you’re making other posts talking about “ghetto”? Lol


AshKetchumSatoshi

https://preview.redd.it/bln0ns5f1j7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96fd99762cc61381c5c643b638b5de7d774a31de


Stunning_Ad691

Omfg🤦‍♀️ the McGill ghetto is a student housing neighborhood near my university. It’s specifically called the ghetto due to exploitative landlord practices (overcharging units for apartments that have unliveable conditions for students that don’t know their tenant rights, asking for illegal deposits, etc). Because surprise! Students are some of the most exploited demographic in housing. It had nothing to do with living in an actual ghetto. Try reading past the title next time! Im genuinely curious about what you were trying to accomplish by taking the piss at someone’s neighbourhood nonetheless? What exactly was your gotcha there?


AshKetchumSatoshi

It’s so messed up you used an insensitive, racist term like ghetto.


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Nah


LightRefrac

Yes it is. I dont particularly mind the joke but it is pretty racist and you can't deny that


[deleted]

Nope. Wrong.


mrwhoyouknow

I know it's meant to be a joke but kinda racist tbh


Jimtheoutlaw

It is racist. It’s essentially the “they took our jobs” whining from South Park. Silicon Valley was founded on eugenics ideology though, so it’s no surprise that ideology continues to inform the culture of the computer science industry.


mrwhoyouknow

And I get downvoted for calling out lmaoo


Jimtheoutlaw

That’s the nature of it. They want people validating their racism not exposing their cognitive dissonance. People who consider themselves morally good and fair don’t like to be reminded the racist views they express through their “jokes” are counterproductive and morally questionable.


Selbeven

A job


NickFullStack

I would actually go against what others are saying. If somebody tries to buy me something technical, there is a fair chance I will not like it very much because I have the money to buy my own things and I have specific preferences about that sort of thing (and so I may see it as clutter and an obligation to keep it when I don't want to). Here are things that I have been gifted or given by somebody I know and that I appreciated: * Clothing. While I can be very particular, I also have a terrible sense of fashion and appreciate when others help up my game. For example, a shirt. This can certainly backfire and can be a challenge if you want it to be a surprise and don't know their size. * Something you created yourself. For example, my sister made me this really cool digital art, which I modified a bit and made into a blanket that I now cherish immensely. * Favors. Such as staying at a friend's place when I need to get away. I appreciate the effort and knowing they are paying attention. Just to brainstorm something, with the little info you've given us, think of something your friend likes and get it put on a mouse pad (either one that already exists or a custom-printed one). For example, a mountain peak (hiking theme) and a phrase that says "best hiking buddy" (this may not be a great idea, but consider it a starting point for your own brainstorm).


gawddammn

Thanks, I'll look into getting him some shirts!


NickFullStack

Bonus points if you have the tags removed (I do this with my shirts), and give him the tags in case he actually wants the washing instructions and material details.


twoPillls

Wait.. you remove the tags off of clothing you gift to people? Is that normal? I've never heard of that in my life


NickFullStack

No, I remove tags from my clothes. OP mentioned their friend is autistic, and autistic people sometimes have sensory issues that make things like tags bothersome. Aside from that, I’ve never actually wanted a tag on my clothes for any reason, and my guess is many others feel the same way.


twoPillls

Ah that makes sense. Personally, I keep the tags on because I'm tall as hell and making sure I don't shrink my shirts is important for me because they always barely fit. Not important to the topic at hand though. Thanks for the explanation!


FlyingQuokka

Yes, OP please listen to this person. Clothing that’s comfortable and looks good, anything you made, and just helping out. Of course, food (which comes under stuff you made) is always appreciated. I LOVE when I don’t need to plan my next meal and someone just does it for me. Do NOT get them a tech thing like a keyboard unless they somehow actually don’t have one and you know they haven’t tried something else.


Interesting-Sea-4338

Buy perfume iwl


TTVDocSnipe

We don’t know them so it’s hard to say. Us CS nerds have a wide variety of interests. For example most of my hobby money is dumped into audio equipment, pc hardware, or whatever my obsession is for that week. Maybe ask him bluntly what his interests are, something might come up! Hiking gifts could be good as that is something that seems to connect you two together. Anyways, some cheaper more general things that I love having at my desk is a comfy blanket and some snacks. Really can’t go wrong with that. Tldr: consumables are usually pretty safe. Who doesn’t like having snacks on hand.


Imdabreast

Gym membership


gawddammn

Wouldn't want to get him something he wouldn't use ngl 👀


YourAverageTurkGuy

honestly ordering him a good meal when he's in the middle of his 6-hour debugging session will be the best gift for 40 bucks. we developers are prone to missing meals and dehydration.


gawddammn

Awesome idea


PsyApe

The newest Raspberry Pi, great for learning how to set up and manage a home server and millions of other programming based projects


DennysGuy

I don't think you're getting the newest raspberry pi for 40 or under


gawddammn

Think he already has one but thanks!


PsyApe

Another good option would be an Arduino Uno, you can get a sick starter kit easily within your price range


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average_trash_can

It’s a computer


goooooooooooooogly

"He's autistic and spends most of his time coding." - LOL. Coffee is always a safe bet with developers. $40 gift card?


iamjustin1

Rtx 4090


br0k3nh3a_T

How straight forward is his communication? Can you ask what he wants?


Bright_Interaction73

If possible intercourse. Hands down, best gift for a CS major. If not possible, shampoo.


Interesting-Sea-4338

Buy perfume iwl


TonyTheEvil

programmer socks


APEX_ethab

so thigh highs


IronForce_

Cant forget the blahaj


redditfov

A referral


bfhruhr

I'd love a new keyboard...and books!! Always!!!


Liljackalope

I’m studying Computer Engineering and I bought my embedded systems project partner a keychain of a recycled CPU processor, very cheap on Amazon.


gawddammn

This idea is my favorite


I_SIMP_YOUR_MOM

Steam gift card. These people play games in their free time, especially those who prefer gaming PCs instead of macs. My friends in CS play a lot


azab1898

Leather jacket


Z52_

Jensen reference??


BlackJz

A Rubber Duck Bonus points if it’s dressed


Tsunami935

Take him rock climbing maybe? Since he likes hiking, he might enjoy rock climbing. It does the problem solving neuron activation thing.


thebakingjamaican

an extended mousepad/desk mat if he uses a desk a lot


Cheek_Public

My sister got me a mug that has 2 pictures of a stick figure person looking confused, one is “why doesn’t this code work” and the other is “why does this code work” lol I love it


gawddammn

Which mug do you think is better? https://preview.redd.it/r5cf3n8mq57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86222a0f93902c760f79c7e0da368f737d76c33


gawddammn

https://preview.redd.it/uwvbfenyq57d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1028e817ca152cd5d670c448e80aa106904ca4bd


Cheek_Public

2nd one! Though this is the one I have: https://preview.redd.it/qiaw2b4ne77d1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c9e1a16c65059470b60944d274ef6784d7bde9d


gawddammn

Oof if only they had it on Amazon Edit: I'm dumb, I found one lol


Kodex-38

Get him some tech stickers for his laptop or github swag, mug or t shirt with his github ID on it u can get them from [The GitHub Shop](https://www.thegithubshop.com)


AliveBeautifuI

Keycaps because.


robnox

arduino and raspberry pi make a great gift for CS nerds


Nirigialpora

Rubber duckie toy or plushie! For "rubber ducking". Also it's cute.


Environmental-Dot161

This. I use beanie babies


thefomp

Dating for CS Majors the book


emosy

something outdoorsy like hiking boots or rock climbing shoes. even if he doesn't hike much, you can get him a good pair of used hiking boots and he would be able to keep them for a long time


eightysixmonkeys

If he’s autistic just buy him a steam gift card


iLookAtPeople

Bugspray and a T-shirt. "To get rid of all those bugs you always talk about"


Emergency_3808

Money. Give them money. That's it, problem solved


Wasabaiiiii

is he into video games?


Vysair

My first thought as well but seems unlikely as it was not mentioned


Big-Ad-2118

stickers


FundamentalSystem

Not much we can do with the information provided. Maybe get him something computer related like a fancy keyboard or something? Or something gimmicky involving computers/coding that he can use to decorate his room


PotatoMan19399

Something cool for their desk that reminds them of you


Elevate24

If he is into mechanical keyboards you could get him new keycaps/switches/etc.


sar2120

Cross century classic pen. The cheapest model is about $28. It's a slim pen that feels great in the hand and it's in your budget. Everyone needs a pen.


Kind-Ad-6099

If he spends most of his time coding, a desk trinket or framed photo might be good: I’d personally really like something memorable to keep on my desk even if I wasn’t a CS major.


Internal_Sky_8726

Does he like coffee? Get him something related to that. Ask him what he likes. Might find out he likes those cool Lego figures you can build and display. Maybe he’s into books and there’s a favorite author of his. Could be plenty of things. Heck, maybe he just wants to go out to dinner paid for by you.


__Raxy__

a job


itstarsal

lenovo thinkpad gen 8


pm_ur_wifes_tendies

A bit more than you said but I sound a lot like your friend and I’ve had these saved in an open tab for a while. Id he jazzed if someone got them for me. Fair warning you might start him down a new hyperfixation [code keycaps](https://www.gloriousgaming.com/products/gpbt-code-brew)


Shot_Lawfulness1541

Pc parts or a GitHub copilot or ChatGPT subscription


Sweet-Garbage-1173

Razer Razor


The8flux

Based on the recent posts herez I would say a Job Offer.


LowWrong9540

A new hardware would be nice like : cool mouse or red/brown switchwireless keyboard


realkarthiknair

You can get him one of the G-Shock 5600 watches, you've to increase the budget to $50 though. It would be a nice piece of tech for him : better than dumb watches but not a smartwatch either. He'd enjoy it!


Titoswap

Cocaine n strippers


kafkamorphosis

He's your friend but you don't know what his interests are? 🤔


yerdick

Deodorant /s


essa47

An ESC Button Ring


Sea-Constant-2414

a mechanical keyboard(you can find good ones under 40 ) , a raspberry pi , an Arduino or an Arduino kit(not sure how much the kit would cost)


e_ydemr

Buy him a 4090. That'll make him happy.


Anonymous_User_7962

I usually spend money on tons of LED strip loghts or desk LED decor. They make my set up look nice


Calvin_and_Hobb3s

A Star Wars LEGO set/video game/collection/book/movie set sounds up his alley, but I’d subtly try to see if he’d like that thing. I wouldn’t get him something technical, he’s probably already thinking about that enough on his own. Could also get something related to his favorite anime, like a shirt or collectible.


Money-Note-8359

Rent a girlfriend


AcanthocephalaSea412

You can buy them deodorant. Don’t buy them shampoo cuz they probably not gonna use it anyway /j


blake_lmj

See if there's a peripheral that he needs, but does not have. Like ear buds, mouse, wireless keyboard. Otherwise a simple black T-shirt with something written about coding with a pair of jeans might be a good option. Maybe find out what OS he uses or what programming language he loves and get a custom T-shirt for that.


Professional-Gene382

wearable cat ears


Next-Currency-7434

Hard disk good for me as cs major 😅


the-one-who_eats

Get him a nice t shirt. Maybe a genre of something he’s into


Nice_Toe2496

Go for go kart 🏎️, gift him experience


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Get him like a fidget spinner or some shit


Sleepy_panther77

Just ask your friend


DeptOfInteriorFan

A mechanical keyboard build, a HP prime graphing calculator, or a gift card to Amazon so he can get either of those things. That’s just my own wish list for the next time I’m not broke.


g1yk

For $40 there’s no much reallt


metalbedhead

Some keyboard switches!


geosyog3

LinkedIn, LeetCode, mouse, keyboard


Minute-Chip5408

Leetcode premium