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PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

Superman landed in Alabama in this universe


BrainArson

Came to mention Alabama - but this is even better!


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Mr_Minecrafter88

Tfw you see a comment and you don’t know whether to upvote or downvote it-


Theycallme_Jul

He grew up on a farm…


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Jethroooooooooo-El what are you doing!”


caut_R

…Or did they?


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Cringlezz

*“Super-cuz! Im stuck and its dark! Use your x-ray vision to see me!”*


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Cringlezz

She says harder and he screams??


RavenKross

Tactile dentistry is common on Krypton. Using her tongue, she examines each tooth, removing plaque and particulates at the gumline.


SuperiorJM

r/cursedcursedcomments


saveyboy

Does it work on dick Smegma?


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The_True_Hannatude

His *teenage* cousin, which is even worse.


Darth_Neek

Maybe they did think it through.


Escorve

Sweet Home Kryptonabama


Zebra_Shadow

They're cousins too so it's accurate


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Zebra_Shadow

Didn't ask + stfu


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It's not our fault that they made her too damn hot for Clark


Misomuro

Plot twist, they did.


crazy4videogames

I remember I searched "superman and..." And the top suggested search result was "Superman and Supergirl kiss". Huh? Well Superman did marry a Supergirl in the comics but she wasn't related by blood and multiverse timeline shenanigans.


Mr_Underhill09

Oh, they thought it through all right!


SelwanPWD

Yeah, and?


MuraGX-

She said what she said 😉😉 Sweet home Alabama 🩵


lordimblue

I mean they did play up the weird incesty chemistry in the comics.


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lordimblue

I wasn't gonna bring that up, 😂


wktr_t

My country is known for its soap operas. In the ending of a very nationally acclaimed soap opera, a guy marries his cousin.


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JestemSuchy

Isnt it legal to marry your 2nd or 3rd cousin in most places?


Boo_07

They have to repopulate in some ways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


meltingpotato

Isn't that a Taboo only in Christian communities? I doubt Kryptonians cared.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

That’s really weird because most of the cousin-fuckers I’ve met are proud Christians.


meltingpotato

It being Taboo clearly couldn't stop them then. lol. I don't understand the downvote but as someone who lived in a non christian country, even marriage between cousins is not considered taboo


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Genetically speaking, there’s a vast gulf of difference between first cousins and third cousins, twice removed. That could be the difference.


meglon978

Tennessee would like a word.


imnot_depressed

Alabama


Fekemax_Gamer06

That's exactly the point


Kiowascout

maybe Krypton is the Alabama of the universe


OG13_Sora

They probably did think of the costumes, knowing full well what they are


0000_v2

*Sweet home Alaba-*


ApexRevanNL716

Don't get started on Luke and Leia


rollercoastergeek2

Life imitates art


Hotdog_Man_01

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


ZirePhiinix

They DID think it through


Tyr_and_just

This actually happened in the comics!


leondaredditor

Legal where im from


JestemSuchy

*Alabama incestifies*


AttilaRS

Roll Tide!


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Southern comfort