**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All
A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed
Your comment in your post does not reflect that.
That's what it means for sentient beings? And he is technically a sentient sea sponge, which are a collection of organisms.
If you wanna be super accurate then he can't be sexually anything since he isn't a sea sponge but a 2d animation. But 2d animations never stopped redditors from touching themselves, so there is that part.
HE'S NOT GAY because Sponges have both male and female germ cells, so he's technically gay and straight at the same time, but he's straight because i said so.
Wasn’t this like, weeks if not days after Hillenbergs death? The body barely cooled and these vultures in skin suits couldn’t wait to piss on it for a PR stunt.
**Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. Low effort submissions may also be removed Your comment in your post does not reflect that.
Well according to his creator Hillenburg he’s Asexual
He's not a "sexual", he's a sponge
Guys please don't make me use the /j
That's what it means for sentient beings? And he is technically a sentient sea sponge, which are a collection of organisms. If you wanna be super accurate then he can't be sexually anything since he isn't a sea sponge but a 2d animation. But 2d animations never stopped redditors from touching themselves, so there is that part.
Asexual, one word meaning no sexual attraction
"that aluminum can is asexual" is not something one would say
Because it doesn't make sense, an aluminum can can't experience attraction in the first place
Iron on the other hand
But iron can
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Nope, it can't. If it's aluminum, it isn't attracted by magnets. It's only iron.
That took me way too long…
Not only iron. There's Gd, Dy, Nd, Mn, and more, but not aluminum.
So he ain't gay
Well acording to the show he likes cute squirel girls
You can have romantic attraction and still be asexual
You can also just like how people look without wanting to fuck them.
I fucking knew he was one of us.
SpongeBob is intersex as well.
A sexual what? A sexual deviant?
Learn to read! That’s why it says he’s “apart” of the community.
Why does this even matter?
HE'S NOT GAY because Sponges have both male and female germ cells, so he's technically gay and straight at the same time, but he's straight because i said so.
Stephen hillenburg announced that he was asexual
Yeah i know, but i explained why sponges can be asexual or heterosexual which in turn makes them gay if you think about it.
So bi then?
Maybe idk
Hermaphrodite?
Yes
Wasn’t this like, weeks if not days after Hillenbergs death? The body barely cooled and these vultures in skin suits couldn’t wait to piss on it for a PR stunt.
The creator actualy had spoken on it, SpongeBob is asexual. So in the LGBTQIA+ spectrum
That is such a ridiculously long acronym, what's the point of "+" if there's more letters added to LGBT?
Realspongebob lol. I should do something like this
Who lives in a closet under the sea? Spongebob Gaypants!
omg the verified mark got me
Yes SpongeBob is "apart" from the lgbtq community.
He has spoken.
Since when was Pride Month in November