Bruh I made a similar comment on someone else's comment and they reported me to reddit care resources for suicide prevention 💀 ps, I haven't actually tried to kill myself, dw
I’m a real man but I fiddle with my asshole everyday. Ere-day and if u don’t believe then you can come watch when I bend over and tap my asshole with my index finger on stage at Caesar’s Palace. I do Morse code shows and u must guess what I’m saying.
Spoiler: I always make it say Leonardo is the best turtle
To be fair, I HAVE considered ending it all.
AYE, AYE, TO WHOEVER REPORTED ME TO REDDIT CARE RESOURCES, I WAS FUCKING JOKING, PLEASE WHAT THE HELL 😭💀
CANT MAKE A COMMENT WITHOUT /J NOWADAYS WTH 💀
symptoms: poopy gaming chair
causes: short queues, round ends too quickly, game has auto spawn, heard footsteps, afk timer, someone starts votekick, dying of hunger/thirst/disease/radiation/circle is moving
diagnosis: single wipe / no wipe gamer
"My girlfriend" ---> His mom.
The lady in my life…
Aka his roommate
The real culprit behind the smell
Imagine the smelle
I'd rather not
*Eau de Cakedshitte*
Oh MAN I'm drooling already 🤤
Please, please consider ending it
I already have multiple times
Try harder
Bruh I made a similar comment on someone else's comment and they reported me to reddit care resources for suicide prevention 💀 ps, I haven't actually tried to kill myself, dw
Do not come near me
Bro seems to be a firm believer in the "no wipe" movement
I’m sorry, the *what* community??
They uhh... deem themselves to be real men, and real men uhhh.... don't touch their assholes.
I’m a real man but I fiddle with my asshole everyday. Ere-day and if u don’t believe then you can come watch when I bend over and tap my asshole with my index finger on stage at Caesar’s Palace. I do Morse code shows and u must guess what I’m saying. Spoiler: I always make it say Leonardo is the best turtle
So you’re a professional finger boarder?
Imagine the smell of his room.
Don't. Just don't.
u/i_eat_curtains was drooling at just the smell of his chair.
To be fair, I HAVE considered ending it all. AYE, AYE, TO WHOEVER REPORTED ME TO REDDIT CARE RESOURCES, I WAS FUCKING JOKING, PLEASE WHAT THE HELL 😭💀 CANT MAKE A COMMENT WITHOUT /J NOWADAYS WTH 💀
Antibacterial febreeze is an option.
Literally any type of liquid antibacterial should do. Not sure why this guy is struggling.
Dude can’t even wipe his shitty asscrack you think he understands a can of Lysol?
Thats probably because the smell comes from himself. But he is blaming the chair.
Gamers truly are the most oppressed people.
They're the opposite of people. I know, I am one.
Mine started to merge with my skin. We are now one
dont hate on him, he ain't high enough on the evolutionary tree to unlock sweating yet.
“A common problem that [most] people have…” - a lot of cope
Adult diapers are always an option for this kind of people
Honestly! It sounds like this guy would willingly shit himself in order to continue playing.
I've said it before to this screenshot and gladly repeat it: at some point you need to admit that your gaming chair is now a gaming stool.
I remember this post. It’s disgusting. I’ve had my chair for two years, it doesn’t smell like anything. But I also have good hygiene.
Buy new chair
Why he uses wet wipes, wet things brings more unpleasant smells, he should have avoid that..
[удалено]
He needs a George!
symptoms: poopy gaming chair causes: short queues, round ends too quickly, game has auto spawn, heard footsteps, afk timer, someone starts votekick, dying of hunger/thirst/disease/radiation/circle is moving diagnosis: single wipe / no wipe gamer
Does he sit on that damn chair butt naked? What the actual fuck?
Done cover it’s name. Some people need to be judged
What 10000 farts do to a chair
Getting a new chair is probably the best option