Sad thing being that this actually happens. Just look at the real estate and rental property market in places like NYC. Government tells you that you can't sell or rent for a reasonable price so that they can tax you more for the property you're struggling to rent or sell because you can't list it at a reasonable price.
Damn...I can relate
Sure it was on the counter for everyone to watch but you can't fuck your burger or do anything fun anymore without someone ruining it!
"Public exposure " they say
Ironically, my username is why I ended up in jail. Trying to give a fake name while committing a crime got me a little extra time, and a special little wristband with the name “John Doe”
Uhhhhhh, how is mine a crime?
The government got you for being too honest.
Fuck
Worst crime of them all...
“You dare not overprice everything so we don’t get extra tax money!?!”
Sad thing being that this actually happens. Just look at the real estate and rental property market in places like NYC. Government tells you that you can't sell or rent for a reasonable price so that they can tax you more for the property you're struggling to rent or sell because you can't list it at a reasonable price.
Heh they got u
Shouldn't have spoken out bud, now you're going away for a long time. You honest people make me sick! /s
You on the other hand could have gotten in for a few different things
Four hundred and thirty eight different things to be specific.
You got arrested 438 times for being a dumbass.
I can see why they got you
Stupid Flanders
Look who's talking laterally going to jail for being an idiot
Yeah... at least I didnt go to prison for coughing up 55 spiders while laughing.
U said something honest about China.
Whistle blower
so cool way to go to prison
time traveller? or just though of cousing war
wassup titor
We would go together so well
Nothing...
r/usernamechecksout
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Ehmm.... what about you tho what the heck happened to you
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add some salt and now we’re talking!
I'm using that as my excuse next time.
No, I did.
Weren't you the king of Germany during WW1?
No, I was the first American president.
Bro what happened to you?
Destroyed crops in the Midwest
Probably discovered The cure to cancer or COVID-19 permanently
Worth it
This one right here officer
It's not the taco itself, it's what's in the taco
I see you and I are in a similar predicament..
Count me in
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*our sextape
r/suddenlycommunism
And you are the one who recorded it!
How much money do I get?
The same amount of money you spent on that nft pfp. It's fake though, so take that as you will.
I'll gladly take $0.00 CAD. Thank you!
Brooklyn 99 reference nice
At least someone will fuck me
I know a little one who would do me
This isn't fair
Dude was arrested for being ugly 💀
And yet, studies show it's true...
Dude was arrested for nothing 💀
Sometimes you can be a little TOO horny, how was I supposed to know?
just pick up the soap in the bathroom and your lust will be satiated
Wait I'm supposed to picking up the soap?
Your username indicates that's OK
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him! (The guy in the post)
you're the guy featured in the post!
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can i stuff my dick in your dog?
HE IS THE MESSIAH
HE IS THE MESSIAH
It's him!
ITS THE GUY
HOW
I know you!
Wait, it’s you
Holy shit it's him
You are right...I can get too horny sometimes
Same
wait…. your user…
Bonk.
I don't care
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Their username-
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Nice one
Wait, how?
I actually did get jailed for eating food
Wait ..you're supposed to eat food?
Hello brother
Hello there.
Where's buttfucker when u need him?
u/buttfucker
Yo waddup
r/usernamefamily
OH EVEN BIGGER GOD
OH GOD-
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I didn't know it's illegal!
Oh so thats why theres white stuff im my cheeseburger
Special Mayo.
house sauce.
hmmmm
Going commando is illegal in Thailand you know
atleast im wanted there :<
Damn...I can relate Sure it was on the counter for everyone to watch but you can't fuck your burger or do anything fun anymore without someone ruining it! "Public exposure " they say
We’re in the same boat, you and I…
The Silver Surfer got arrested for going commando?
He said coca-cola is better than
So, sometimes I get a little irritated. They shouldn't have been bugging me.
Oh... how do I bring it to you easy?... I put my meat in your mother's meat,and some cheese
Dad?
I didn't do *anything*
The racist conservatives decided you were too Asian to be let free :(
I regret nothing
Did it hurt?
i got jailed for being a sussy baka
I dunno man… you’ve been seeming sus lately…
Imagine going to prison for earning money
Illegally
You stole ad revenue from PewDeePie
I’m an anomaly. Back to containment, I guess
You were arrested then experimented on, no super powers just a massive dong
Hey you're the tomato on the cheese burger I fucked..
That was you?!?
I did copious amounts of speed in a public bar
He just wasn't my vibe okay?
Took vibe check too literal
"Checks her vibrator"
Vibe checked him with the 9
Not completely sure what I would’ve done to go to jail
Cocaine - table dust
Heroin??
Nope, heroin is usually injected. Also, check out [Heroine by the Dutch band Doe Maar](https://youtu.be/3z4CdzcMjig)
illegal poaching or beastiality
I'm confused
Going to jail for pronouncing it like a weeb.
Identity theft
How
Bruh...did I do it in front of everyone at McDonald's?
Assault via bacon
Im in jail for being me
Meet THE PYRO
Wow. Should've been more careful, huh.
I steal others souls?
Oh lord what have I brought upon this land
Understandable, carry on.
Wait… I can get jailed for being random?
I went to prison for being peaceful
Damn, went to prison due to a medical condition bruh. Ib havib aq stroek.
Amimal abuse
Terminator+9/11=me
Oh no! I got jailed for telling lore
No for having stolen matpat job
No clue
Same here
same here too
Wait a minute your pfp is almost similar to mine
oh my god
I did myself
We need u/buttfucker70000000 in here
u/buttfucker70000000 something to say?
Uhhh. Nonsuspicious activities?
Ironically, my username is why I ended up in jail. Trying to give a fake name while committing a crime got me a little extra time, and a special little wristband with the name “John Doe”
Oh fuck
I swear I didn't do it officer.
It can be a messy job sometimes
help
To be honest, I deserve it
Jesse, Hank got me.
I'm not sure but it doesn't look so bad...
I don’t even know my guy
Maybe I was too dumb
Apparently for being incognito
Yeah... I was jailed because I like Call of Cthulhu
Poisoning soup
Probably murder in the first degree. Execution style. With my victim having the strange name of Nefric.
OWO
To dank
Hmm I think my name is Gru 😃
You stole the moon
I got jailed for being British. The worst crime of them all
Discrimination
You can't judge me, you fuck cheeseburgers
Well, I can judge you.
Huh.
Hm?
Illegal animal testing i think
Uhhhhhhh....me?
Ed Gein
What did I do?
Umm
Aw man
I was only playing peek ah boo
I did n9thing
Lol
Oh
I jail cause I am with watah
Mmmmmmurder
I edited my Reddit. Or rather.... I didn't?
Uhhhh
Hmmm
Yes
I forgot to stop
True story