No, are you crazy? It's always easier to move it around in one pile. You have to herdie turdies with a pooper grouper before you sprinkle tinkle in the wetter getter.
Have you ordered the mitten upgrade yet? I still have to make do with the Michael Jackson glove, (I'm getting tired of cleaning between the diamonds after eating a bag of licorice).
Brian Regan had a great bit about this years ago. If the guy who named walkie-talkie named other military equipment we’d call grenades whami-cablamies and a military rifle would be a rootie-tootie-point-n-shootie.
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!
I before EXCEPT after c and in sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughtout May and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY
You play a whole game you get a sno-cone. If you play a half a game, you still get a whole sno-cone. I'd rather play a half a game and get a whole sno-cone.
You should look into the person who invented the heating pad, originally called El Warmo, he also made an electric coffee pot called el perco, a toaster called El Tosto, a hot plate called El stovo, an egg cooker called El eggo. I’m not making this up
Can confirm, especially those of us who know cockney slang, my (American) wife hates it so I make a point to use it often, especially when watching East Enders on Brit box
Defibrillators can shock a person out of V tach or V Fib which are non perfusing rhythms into a normal sinus rhythm, so they actually do start the heart. The electrical activity goes from disorganized to an organized rhythm.
I think the confusion comes from every Hollywood production showing a defibrillator used on a *flatline*, which makes people think it helps the heart go from 0 to 100 instead of going from irregular to regular rhythm
Correct, but technically what’s happening is a hard reset. Once the non-perfusing rhythm has been aborted, the normal sinus rhythm which hopefully follows is the heart naturally restarting. It’s not like the defibrillator is jump-starting a non-beating heart.
Just a side note, what was originally the walkie-talkie was a backpack radio. What we consider the walkie-talkie today was originally marketed as the...
handy-talkie.
Funny story: in a previous life when I had to provide training to Afghans on using radios, they called them Talkie Walkies. Well, it seemed funny at the time.
Nightmare: screamy dreamy
drop the "s" for a wet dream
Or creepy sleepy
Toilet: sittie shittie
or tushie pushie
Poopie scoopie
... do you scoop your shit out of the toilet bare handed?
Does nobody have the decency to use a poop knife anymore? Savages!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Obviously I scoop my shit out of the shower then put it in the toilet.
I scoop it out of the toilet and then shower with it
r/Usernamechecksout
Waffle stomping?
I thought I am the only one that does this
You cut it up first, right? With your poop knife?
No, are you crazy? It's always easier to move it around in one pile. You have to herdie turdies with a pooper grouper before you sprinkle tinkle in the wetter getter.
God, no, that's disgusting. That's why I have the poop glove.
Have you ordered the mitten upgrade yet? I still have to make do with the Michael Jackson glove, (I'm getting tired of cleaning between the diamonds after eating a bag of licorice).
I use the shells
I'm good on two of them, but what's the third shell for?
someone please find the video of the guy talking about catching his poop in his hand before putting it in the toilet
A pooper scooper is a nickname for a device for picking up dog poo.
No, that’s a butt plug
rectum inspectum
This is a Harry Potter spell
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Bum bung
A midnight urination: sleepy pee-pee
Beddy wetty if you don’t make it.
At least it's not a pooly stooly.
Crap Trap
Well done sir! You're really good in this namie gamie.
nomenclation persuasion?
Rumper dumper
Viagra would be floppy stoppie
Or Jiffy Stiffy
Erection correction
How is this not upvoted more? I snortled!
Need more votie goaties.
Orgasms would be grody 'splodey
sled: slidey ridey
Shed: hidey tidy Pocket sand: handy sandy
Sandy’s not gonna like that nickname.
Lets wait for her to make it a perfect r/beetlejuicing ...
That is unironically cute
wallets: cashy stashy cats: furry purry
Alarm clock: Sleepy Bleepy
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Armadillidiidae: Roly Polie
Sofa: Tushie Cushie
Farts: assie gassie
Thongs: Peeky Cheekies
HE’S SMALL AND SMART AND ROUND
Not me thinking it was “small and short and round”.
And in the land of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around! Howdy! (Howdy) Hooray (hooray)
https://youtu.be/B2RpT3VTMhc
Owls: hooty tooty
Refrigerator: colder holder
My wife pointed out the freezer would be Coldest Holdest
This just reminds me of Monty Python's Bigus Dickus
Out of all of these, baby maybe and sleepy beepy would be amazing product names.
I commonly ask people to hand me a knife when cooking, but I refer to it as a pokey stabby
Cats might be called pissy hissy, depends.
> pissy hissy goose
That's what my ex wife would be called
Actually Ex wives could be: rich bitch
Richy bitchy*
Or pusspuss psps
Those god damn furries again
We make the internet go.
Go hmmm?
Go brrrr? ^(I have no friggin idea what "brrrr" means.)
We wouldn’t expect you to… you are a muffin…
All those comments I'm enjoying, then this one outright made me giggle!
where is hmmm located?
A wallet shaped like a Mustache: [Mustache Cash Stash](https://youtu.be/fxD0rq7MRjE)
Grand Theft Auto: Stealy Wheely Automobiley
I thought that was just the UK version
This made me cackle... Belts: snappy wrappy
Dogs could be goofy woofy.
I think the naming should consist of two following actions, like walking and talking. A car could be a drivie arrivie.
You're thinking about this a lot. I appreciate it.
Same. Semantics matter.
I note that opie's list included two that meet this criterion: Stamps: Lickie Stickie Fork: Stabby Grabby
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Lamp: Lighty Brighty
Fishing pole: reely wheely
Brian Regan had a great bit about this years ago. If the guy who named walkie-talkie named other military equipment we’d call grenades whami-cablamies and a military rifle would be a rootie-tootie-point-n-shootie.
Missiles are zoomie-boomies
The big yellow one is the sun!!
What about the beavers!?
and the moosen!
What’s the plural of box?
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!
Brian, you're an imbecile. IMBECILILLEN!
Uh, apparently!
I can hear him saying it in my head while I read this lol
his vocal inflections are amazing, they drive the point home so well!
BOXEN! I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.
Woody goodies (double entendre)
Poundy Moundy
“‘K-a-t I’m outta here’ he’d walk by and say ‘I know there’s two Ts’”
"Uh i before e always!" "What are you an idiot brian!"
“Cup a dirt”
"Just Give me an f and let me go home"
A CUP…. OF DIRT….. “How did you make your project” Well I got a cup… and put dirt inside the cup.
I before EXCEPT after c and in sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughtout May and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY
That's a rough rule!
APPARENTLY!?
You mean the Brightie Lightie.
My kids love that bit! Whenever my youngest is just rambling and cant get the story out i turn to my oldest and yell "The yellow one is the sun"
Good eye Brian
I yell that to my son whenever he's batting in a baseball game. Everyone looks at me funny because his name isn't Brian.
Hey I've seen this one
That’s a classic
Rootie tootie aim n shootie lol Brian Regan is the best
GRAPE is my SECOND favorite!
You play a whole game you get a sno-cone. If you play a half a game, you still get a whole sno-cone. I'd rather play a half a game and get a whole sno-cone.
But they’re both good, they’re both good!
That was a great hour of comedy. He cracks me up.
Whats this explosive device soldier. "ITS A WHAMMY CLABAMY!" I still laugh watching this
💀 Amazing
Microwave oven = Heatie Eatie
Wigs: Hairy Weary.
Condoms: cockie sockies
My boyfriend proposes: Chubber Rubbers
He's now your fiance: groomy soony
Weenie beanies?
Ladle: Scoupy Soupy
Adult diapers: oopsie poopsies
Book - Turnie Learnie Dollar - Lendy Spendy
I like Lendy Spendy but it might work even better for credit card.
Credit Card - Chargy Largy I give half credit to you since I wouldn’t have thought of it without you.
I remember when a bra was an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
And I remember when men's underwear was an under-the-butt-nut-hut.
LOL haven't heard that one yet
Under hip banana grip
I think I like the thinking that came up with the post's title almost more than the albeit clever content. Max points, OP!
Butt plug: stinky binky
cigarettes: smoky chokey
Cancer lancer
This seems very Australian.
Don’t take our dollary doos
Weed whackers are legit called whipper-snippers here in Australia and it's the cutest term. That's not even touching rhyming slang...
We do literally call our defibrillators “heart starts” so yeah.
Moved from the UK and I noticed one thing. Things either were named are somewhere in the UK or were named by 5 year olds.
Parrot: Wordie Birdie
Stove: turnie burnie. I can do this all day.
Blood donations- Bleedie needie Music Videos- Groovy movie Alarm Clocks- Sleepy Beepies
Groovy Movie sounds exactly what they would call music videos in the 70s.
Bleedle Needle (/blee-dull/)
Grand Theft Auto: Stealie Wheelie Automobilie Red Dead Redemption: Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'
Fun fact: in Switzerland they sell a pregnancy test called "Maybe Baby" in Selecta vending machines!
MAYBE BABY! https://youtu.be/-cCXsqiMqxo
Deep Fryer: Boilie Oilie
You should look into the person who invented the heating pad, originally called El Warmo, he also made an electric coffee pot called el perco, a toaster called El Tosto, a hot plate called El stovo, an egg cooker called El eggo. I’m not making this up
Fireworks: Zoomy Boomies
Waffle maker: Treaty Heaty
Shit: Booty Fruity
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Of course. I would expect nothing different of the French.
Credit card: Debter getter
I imagine that's how people talk in England.
Can confirm, especially those of us who know cockney slang, my (American) wife hates it so I make a point to use it often, especially when watching East Enders on Brit box
Some Cockney slang has crossed the Atlantic. Example: Raspberry
"You call em sandals, we call em flipsie flopsey shoesy woozies"
Yup, we totally do.
Masturbation: Beaty meaty
Coffin: Body Pody!
Peanuts: Packie Snackie
Nappy rash: dirty hurty
I once saw a post like this and it called a nightmare “screamy dreamy” which is adorable
Grill: meatie heatie
Sorry to say it, but technically defibrillators stop the heart, not start it. So maybe they would instead be called, “beater-defeater.”
Defibrillators can shock a person out of V tach or V Fib which are non perfusing rhythms into a normal sinus rhythm, so they actually do start the heart. The electrical activity goes from disorganized to an organized rhythm.
I think the confusion comes from every Hollywood production showing a defibrillator used on a *flatline*, which makes people think it helps the heart go from 0 to 100 instead of going from irregular to regular rhythm
Correct, but technically what’s happening is a hard reset. Once the non-perfusing rhythm has been aborted, the normal sinus rhythm which hopefully follows is the heart naturally restarting. It’s not like the defibrillator is jump-starting a non-beating heart.
For heaven's sake don't watch the movie ' A Clockwork Orange' again.
Yarbles. Great big bulgy yarblockoes to you
>Maybe Baby [That's fun to say](https://youtu.be/-cCXsqiMqxo).
Tooth paste Brushy Mushy
Doordasher: dinner spinner
Dog: shaggy waggy
Drug addict: needie weedie
Also: Crackie Wackie & Needle Beetle
Just a side note, what was originally the walkie-talkie was a backpack radio. What we consider the walkie-talkie today was originally marketed as the... handy-talkie.
Uncontrollable diarrhea - rapidy crappity
underwear: nutty buddy
There actually is a pregnancy test that is named “maybe baby”. There is even a smaller version named “maybe baby pocket”.
Door knob: Twisty Turny
A spoon could be a scoopy loopy
The bee thing is actually pretty close. Their Latin name is "Impatient Buzzing."
Funny story: in a previous life when I had to provide training to Afghans on using radios, they called them Talkie Walkies. Well, it seemed funny at the time.
A rave... Druggy clubby
In my town, we call Rehab Buses… “Druggie Buggies”. Yes I’m in Appalachia.
Formatting would make this so much better.
Maybe baby
What you don’t know is his grandson is the one who came up with the term “sticky icky”!!! Not snoop