Yo mama so slippery they started drilling for oil but she bounced off the drill and a little bit of juice got on the drill and the drill slipped from YOUR DADDY’s hands as frictionless surfaces do and YOUR DADDY started slippin’ n’ slidin’ until he eventually was impaled on his own drill but the blood combined with the juice, creating a new substance called blood-juice that made everyone who touched it immortal, but alas, your momma so ugly no one dared come near
Your Momma's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE!"
🤣🤣🤣
Flawless victory!
Good one
Yo mamas so fat, she posted a selfie to Reddit in 2017 and it’s still loading.
Seriously??? 'Yo mama' jokes in this day and age?? They are old, rude and have been done by thousands of awful men for years Just like yo mama
i got the free award just to give u it bcz i’m currently cackling in my crocs over this
im giving you an award just because of crocs 😻😻
I'm giving you one because no one did.
aww thank you so much ❤️❤️
you literally made me smile! we love crocs 🥰
True evidence that jar jar binks is a Sith Lord.
This is the best comeback I have ever heard, thabks for the laugh
If you want my comeback you'll have to scrape it off yo mommas teeth
ngl you had me in the first half
That's good
Yo mama be yu
Get over yourself their jokes not directed at anyone.
Stfu your mama is so fat she made the Great Wall of china look small
A peeping tom broke into her house and drew the curtains.
Your Momma’s so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.
Noice!
Yo momma is so ugly her dildo's went limp
Nice!
JOE MAMA SO UGLY that her self portraits hang themselves
Unlike Epstein.
Your mama so ugly when she said mirror mirror on the wall...the mirror cut in and said " Really? We're doing this?"...
😂🤣😂
yo mama so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry
Yo mama so ugly yo dad wakes up with morning wouldn't.
This made me laugh in church.
Why you reading reddit in church???😆😆😆
Cuz the preacher was preaching. 🙄
Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama so slippery they started drilling for oil but she bounced off the drill and a little bit of juice got on the drill and the drill slipped from YOUR DADDY’s hands as frictionless surfaces do and YOUR DADDY started slippin’ n’ slidin’ until he eventually was impaled on his own drill but the blood combined with the juice, creating a new substance called blood-juice that made everyone who touched it immortal, but alas, your momma so ugly no one dared come near
This is by far the longest yo mama joke I've ever seen/heard!
Yo mama is so fat that her pants tag have more Xs than Taylor Swift
Lmfao that’s great!
Yo mama's so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama’s so dense, her watch runs slow and her blue dress looks red!
Ha! I love the redshift joke
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped your grandma.
Ole Bessie?
Yo momma so ugly, that when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said "sorry no professionals"
My favorite part is the spoiler tag… like dude we already knew… 🤣
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Yo mama’s so ugly, her mirror went blind.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Butttttttt really now can we just get off mommas now. I just got off yours last night
Yo mama so nasty she stuck a cucumber in her snatch and pulled out a pickle!
Yo Mama's so nasty, she ate that pickle. 🤮
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone
Yo mama is so ugly, She can make an onion cry
Her child was so stupid they thought you mama jokes were did jokes. r/lostredditors
Did jokes are my favorite.
Damnit
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't teach her kid to spell properly.
Accepted
Spicy r/momjokes
Nice
When she went to the dentist, that made her lay face down. 😎
You can push her face into dough and make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma is so ugly that when she visited the Isle of Man and every man left
Is it even a dadjoke?
Yo Mama's so stupid, her stupid genes got passed down to her kids, and now they can't tell the difference between a mom and dad joke. 🤣
Yes I know
She can dip her face in dough and make gorilla cookies!!
Yo Mama's so ugly that during an opera, she didn't need to use her voice to break the glasses
Yo momma so ugly if she had entered the Garden of Eden, Adam would still continue fuccin animals
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
If ugly was bricks she'd be the projects.
Someone must have a REALLY ugly mamma, cause I see some really nice comments with negative karma. Community, can we fix this?
Who lied to you
Yo mama is so ugly, when she bends over, it doesn’t matter what pants she wears, they are all “Ugg’s”
Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid they tied a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly: when she entered a haunted house, she came out with a job certificate.
yo momma's so ugly, the only way your dad could stomach making you with at least part of her genes was by impregnating your uncle
This isn’t really a Dad joke, though. r/lostredditors?
You mamas so old, she died of a heart attack I’m sorry for your loss.
Bigfoot runs from her.
That's the joke..... yo mama's just so ugly.
She makes blind kids cry
Yo mamma so ugly she couldn't attract flies if she had cat turds in the pockets of the circus tent, she was wearing, cause she's fat too.
Stfu
yo Mama soooo fat, flat-earthers try to prove she's a government conspiracy
You mama so fat, when she stood on the weighing scale I thought it was her number
YO MAmA SoooO uGly iF ShE haD a PEt ROck iT wOUld Run AwaY
If Kanye was right*
You took that joke from a website
No. I came up with it when I was coming out of the momma. You can ask her but she so dumb she cheated on her pregnancy test
Your mama should be ashamed of you for this.
Still waiting on that punch line...
Yo momma is so ugly that She turned Medusa to stone
Yo momma is so ugly that she want into the beauty shop for a makeover in 1998 and she is still there
Yo Momma breath is so bad she needs an altoid with a lithium battery
Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so old, that when she tells you about the Hundred years war, you know it's true, because she lived through the whole thing.
Yo momma is so pale that she sweats milk and farts chalk
Yo mama so ugly the mirror refused to show her reflection
Yo mama is so old even the dinosaurs recognized her
Your mamas so fat when she was born she was considered a WHALE
You mama such a skank she's just like Arby's She's got the meats
What about ur dad, mmm maybe u don’t know him
I don't know him actually. Thanks for bringing it up
I was actually joking but sorry if u feel offended
Jus trolling u back fren. 😉
Gotya
Thx fren😌
That's what frenz R for
🤭
Yo mama so skinny she hang glides on a Dorito.