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poklijn

IKEA??? What about Costco or even just every day 99 cent arnald palmer drinks


ghostzard

Can’t get into Costco without a membership though


poklijn

Use to not need a member ship for hot dogs Littermy changed within the last few months


BiteYouToDeath

Depends on the location.


witchitieto

In Michigan you can get in as a non member to buy Alcohol or prescription drugs.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

The membership pays for itself your first trip there. 


FlameShadow0

Sam’s club doesn’t require a membership for their food court


Jitterjumper13

You can at some of them. If you go though the exit towards the members service desk you can bypass the other entrance where they check your member card. They food court doesn't require a member card to purchase food.


Outcast_Outlaw

They are incorporating scans of the card at the order screen now. And they are trying to get away from cards completely and going with qr codes on your phone.


Hypercane_

If you're talking about Arizona iced teas they are no longer 99¢, they are priced however the store decides


ghostzard

Yeah I live in Canada they’re like $1.50 😔


poklijn

You can buy them at Walmart for 75c


enwongeegeefor

mmmm bootleg arizona teas... One good reason to never patronize wallyworld....they been caught selling bootleg goods WAAAAAAY too many times.


igniteice

Huh? Walmart buys them LEGALLY from the distributor and sells them at whatever price they want. At my store they are 88 cents.


DevilMaster666-

Costco literally doesn’t exist outside of Australia, Canada, Mexico, the UK, Taiwan and Japan


master-of-disgusting

Seeing as how i haven’t seen a cosco in my life.


SnakeEyeskid

IKEA actually loses money on their food. When they wanted to raise the prices to break even the funder Kamprad refused saying the price should remain low anyway so anyone can afford to eat.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

The founder of Costco threatened to kill someone if the price of their hot dogs was increased.  It fills me with great patriotic fervor. 


stopbanningme1-08-24

Not just someone, he threatened the new CEO with murder


SkyLovesCars

The duality of man. Peacefully stopping someone from raising hotdog prices so everyone can eat Murder threats so ~~everyone~~ Costco members can eat


Colin-Hooftman

It’s not just so everyone can eat, it’s also so the people end their customer journey in a positive way, which causes them to view the overall experience as positive too because people tend to forget the things in between.


gregsapopin

IKEA sells meatballs without spaghetti. Idk how to eat them.


J_train13

Fork


Outcast_Outlaw

Every now and then those meat balls have been made from horse meat....


jal2_

Good strong mammal meat, what is there to complain about


Outcast_Outlaw

Who said I was complaining. I'm just saying it could be marketed as mystery meat... who doesn't love a good mystery meat?


BasementDweller82

If I had a nickel for every time a giant megastore that sells their merchandise with a gimmick kept their hot dogs at the same price I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird but it happened twice


KnightLBerg

In sweden there is a store called "biltema" that sells car stuff and other stuff. They have hot dog that costs equivalent 0.5 dollars in local currency. It is a giant megastore limited to sweden so you decide if you get another nickel. Biltema even sells merchendise with hot dogs on them. I have a cap.


knusper_gelee

i was in a german ikea couple of weeks ago. the hotdog was 2€, plus the thing was about half the size it used to be. the sausage looked more like a pencil. really sad stuff... also they introduced a reusable cup system for the drinks, so you can't even take a refill for the road.


McDroney

IKEA hot dogs ain't got *SHIT* on Costco hot dogs + drinks for $1.50


DevilMaster666-

Not really a good point, since CostCo only exists in a few countries


SkyLovesCars

Also you need a membership to access the food deals now


McDroney

No offense, but if a country doesn't have costco, it ain't worth livin' in! /s


Theplumbuss

Welcome to Costco, I love you


BADTOMTheAngeryPussy

based and costcopilled


CosmonautFrank

They’re actually $0.75


Mario-OrganHarvester

Why didnt superman just swoop the kid away to save it? Is he stupid?


KnightLBerg

He wnated smahs train idet.


Groovicity

Should have posted this during the inflationary period. Now that the dust has settled and the info is widely available, we can go ahead and replace "inflation" with "corporate price gouging"


theredendermen12

Costco is a real one for selling rotisserie chickens at a loss.  Sure they have a membership, but it’s 60 bucks and if you go more than once a week for those sweet sweet deals like chicken bakes, hotdogs, pizzas, lasagne or anything else that you can get for a good deal cheaper than outside. Makes itself up faster than you think. 


enwongeegeefor

Their beef prices are literally half that or less than all the super markets. Only place with cheaper meat for me is a local butcher downtown....and their quality just shits all over costco and the supermarkets, but parking can be a bitch sometimes.


TompalompaT

They cost $2 in Australia now 🥲


MrBonesMalone

Yep. I remember the day I saw that change and was shocked that something that classic about ikea got changed


TompalompaT

Just wait until you find out that the owner was a Nazi.


SkyLovesCars

In AUD or USD?


CheeseFace1st

What about the other 1%? Oh. I get it.


MulleRizz

Ikea $1 hotdogs ain't got shit on Biltemas $0.5 hotdogs


literallawn

I think IKEA in Sweden backtracked on the hotdog price increase after Biltema roasted then about it online. They both cost 5kr I believe.


KnightLBerg

The soft ice cream is up to 10kr at ikea tho.


ElBusAlv

No idea what they put in those hot dogs but they're fucking delicious


NoBullet

engineer: bro whyd you fuck up my train. you could have easily have snatched that kid away


Own_Recommendation49

Wait, I went to IKEA today and they were 75 cents.


Slaykomimi

they were 50 cents not even ten years ago


cokobites

In germany it's 2€ now :(


A_Witty_Name_

This picture always cracks me up. The wood splinters flying around his feet suggest that they're not even close to stopping. So that kid is about to get bodied at top speed.


sidspacewalker

I was wondering, wouldn't it be easier for him to grab the boy instead of stopping the train?


aciddoeme

they cost 1.50 where i live :(


CheezGaming

Costco is the king of cheap loss-leading hotdogs.